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In this finale episode of the season, we get a lot less of Guillermo being a vampire than I was hoping for, but at least we get a little! And I'm really curious how next season is going to go now that Guillermo realizes that he doesn't want to be a vampire after all.

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So this ep was super duper fun. I loved all the nods to murder mysteries, I loved that Evil Mabel is finally taking everyone to task for the way they've been treating her. I'm just so excited to see what's going to happen now that Guillermo has been outed to Nandor.


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This episode is so weird because the main thrust of the plot is that everyone is trying to cheer up Laszlo due to bizarre behavior that turns out to be about whether to arrange his library by author or title. HOWEVER the real plot is really about the Baron finding out that Guillermo is a vampire killer who roasted him for real once.


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Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode, but also no thank you, and I hate you.


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So this is the one where Nadja is let in on Guillermo's secret. In an incident that allows us some brief excitement, Guillermo is able to fly, but he quickly loses control and breaks his ankle. Nadja then brings him to the Familiar Emergency Room and his secret is found out.


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This is the episode where Guillermo decides to go see his mother for The Last Time* but is distracted the entire time by the antics of the vampires, who have managed to get onto the local news and blow their own cover multiple times.


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*the third time, as it turns out

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This episode we get the treat of Evie returning with her hilarious brand of emotional vampirism, and a visit to the headquarters of Energy Vampires. This is all a result of Colin Robinson's running for city comptroller in Sean's place, and he doesn't even want the job!


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This episode is the one where Laszlo puts Guillermo through a bunch of tests to see if there's any progress on him becoming a vampire, and it turns out that Guillermo can now levitate stuff? And also his sweat can allow vampires out into the sun? Wild. Meanwhile, Sean is running for comptroller and has decided to court the gay vote.


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So this episode is one of those where I'm trying to simply enjoy the story in a vacuum, because it's one of the first glaring inconsistencies that I've really seen from the show. I'm sure there have been other plot holes that I have missed, but this time around I spotted one and I wonder if you all remember what I am referencing.


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Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode and bearing with me on the very late posting.

I just want to give you all a heads up that the day my computer started to really shit the bed was the day I recorded this episode. Somehow, both my Grageband AND the Crowdcast lost the last 15 minutes of sound in the audio file, but for some reason the sound remained in the video if you played it off the Crowdcast site. I contacted Crowdcast about it, and unfortunately after a whole week of going back and forth, they were unable to fix the issue. This led me to have to do something a bit janky, and I was forced to play the video out loud and record the sound into my mic in order to have a complete episode. So the last 15 minutes of the episode sound much less high quality than the rest, but at least I was able to pull the sound from somewhere and didn't just lose that whole end of the episode.

ANYWAY. Just wanted to explain both the delay in posting and the bad sound, but this seems to be the only episode that had such an issue so hopefully this is in the past! Thanks for listening!

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I really am surprised by how short this season has felt, but I think a lot of that is due to how solid all the episodes have been compared with last season. Also, I cannot believe that I forgot to mention how the vamps have $600K in their account, and that the PIN Colin created is 42069247. Brilliant.

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This is really one of the sadder episodes of WWDITS because it's about Guillermo being HAPPY about something for the first time almost ever in the whole show, and then Nandor has to go and fucking ruin it. Granted, maybe if someone falls in love with their own clone they're not exactly the person you want to end up with, but GEEZ. This one hurt.

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I'm so excited to talk about what might be one of the more brilliant episodes of the series, and that is the one that's a very long spoof of a home makeover show and ends ultimately in a stolen hat. I swear to god, this was SO good.

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This is the one where the boys all head to a cabin in the woods with Shawn, and the girls stay home and have their own celebration. It turns out that not ALL the boys went to the cabin, and we get to meet Guillermo's family...who it turns out know he's gay already and are more concerned about the vampires.

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Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!

I am happy to report that while I didn't get the obsession with the aesthetic that I wanted in the episodes leading up to the club opening, I got just what I wanted in this one. In fact it's enough of a plot point that Nandor decides to change his wife's entire personality so that he can get the color of roses he wants. I really didn't think he was going to actually go through with the wedding though!

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This is the episode where the adults of the household discover the joys of sending an annoying child off to school where they will get out their energy and make friends and come home and GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

As someone who recently discovered doggy daycare, this is a whole mood.

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This episode mainly focuses on the conflict between Nadja and the wraiths who are supposed to be running the nightclub. She goes off in search of what basically amounts to heroin for the one heading up the labor dispute, and meanwhile Guillermo and Nandor get involved in a familiar-fighting ring.

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We're getting the opening of the vampire nightclub, now named Nadja's, a lot sooner than I was expecting, and there's actually a lot in its design that I approve of! But of course we've got some really big obstacles to overcome. The main thing is we've got an opening act that seems to be on the rocks, and just when it seems things will go right...they go wrong again.

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So this is the one where Nandor figures out (thanks to Guillermo) that he's in possession of a magic lamp containing a djinn, and he decides that he's in need of some companionship. Instead of asking for a lover created from scratch, he wants someone from his past that he can only barely remember.

Also, Nadja has decided she wants a vampire nightclub and she's getting to work, but shit is going a little left.

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Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!

It's time to rejoin our very favorite loser vampires, and this season starts off with some real weird plot developments. Apparently Colin is growing at an astonishing rate, and while Laszlo is taking care of this weird offspring, the house is crumbling around him.

Meanwhile it seems like Guillermo has completely let go of the ultimate goal of being turned, which I find frankly baffling.

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