Back after a long absence, Vix and Johnny plunge baals deep into the lore of one of the most fascinating Canaanite gods to ever become a poop demon: Baal. Expect bad puns, Ugaritic poetry, ancient toilets, Talmudic scatology, and more.   Sources:   Coogan, Michael David. Stories from Ancient Canaan. Second edition. Louisville: Westminster John Knox Press, 2012.   Kastalia Medrano, “Toilet Found in Ancient Shrine Was Symbolic,” Newsweek, November 16, 2017, accessed September 27, 2024, https://www.newsweek.com/toilet-discovered-middle-ancient-jerusalem-shrine-written-bible-king-hezekiah-712800.   Patai, Raphael. The Hebrew Goddess. Detroit, Mich: KTav Publishing, 1967. Toorn, K. van der, Bob Becking, and Pieter Willem van der Horst. Dictionary of Deities and Demons in the Bible DDD. Leiden, Boston: Brill ; Eerdmans, 1999.The William Davidson Talmud, Sanh. 106a Don't Take the Bait (Discussion of Sanhedrin 106A) by Rabbi Levi Y. New for The Montreal Torah Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rb0hkWWLy0&t=1141s&ab_channel=MontrealTorahCenter

A non-exhaustive discussion of weddings, marriage, what to do about marriage and the clergy and other stuff related to that in Satanism.  Incidentally the "Marry whoever you want" policy is intended to extend exclusively to consenting adults, but we assume you already assumed that.

In this episode Pastor Johnny and Pastor Vix discuss Tongzhi theology, a queer Chinese liberation theology, its conceptions of the divine, their own conceptions of the divine, Vix's childhood, the word "hypostasis" and so much more.     Enjoy!

A sermon on Azazel and the goat.  We will now also be uploading First Church of The Morningstar sermons here.  Please enjoy!

The anti-JK Rowling, English author Storm Constantine, and her delightfully occulty series "Wraeththu" which feature beautiful egg laying twinks who can reproduce amongst themselves, a cowboy who kills god, an entire society of horse girls, GENDER and SO MUCH MORE.

In this episode Asher and Vix cover the perils of Waldorf education (a system of education created by wacky German Rudolph Steiner)

In this episode Asher and Vix delve deep into the realm of early Christian heresies, discussing such fascinating topics as: How many is three? To what extent exactly is Jesus his own dad? Was Jesus Neo/Superman? and many more.

So it's been a while, but since we're all locked helplessly in quarantine we've started doing a fun new thing called "Satanic Storytime" where we read aloud public domain occult classics so we don't have to die of boredom and neither do you. Enjoy!

Join Asher and Vix as they discuss Jackalopes, the light fixture section at Lowes, not advocating intellectual property theft and how to ascend mystically.   This episode is, as always, not appropriate for children and music is as always by Electric Mirrors.

Join Asher and Vix as they climb further up the big magical tree thing that is the Klipothic spheres and tunnels and discuss such subjects as: Why you shouldn't summon Beelzebub indoors (because that's how we get ants), what demon to invoke for inspiration when you're on the can, and how no one knows anything about sphere 4: Gasheklah as far as they can tell except that maybe you have to get naked. There will unfortunately eventually have to be a part 3 because this shit is dense.

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss their magical journey through the Kliphoth (Qliphoth, Qlippoth no one knows how to spell this word), what to expect in the mysterious spheres of the tree of knowledge, and of course, how difficult it is to transliterate Hebrew.

In this episode Asher and Vix stay up late talking about how to use your genitals like one of those magical objects that grants wishes when rubbed, how to get it on with demons, why Castro Clones are all actually homunculi created for an unknown esoteric purpose, and how your hosts are fucking their way towards spiritual enlightenment.   Warning: In case that didn't make it clear, this episode is... NOT FOR MINORS   Music is by Electric Mirrors   Hail Satan

In this episode Asher and Vix explore the latter part of Aleister Crowley's life and discuss such topics as: Punk houses! Child rearing practices! Heroin!  Spiritual enlightenment through anal in the desert on mescaline! And MANY more!

In this episode Asher (the great beast 666) and Vix (the scarlet "woman") discuss occultist, mountain climber, poet, and power bottom Aleister Crowley's life up to the book of the law and a bit after including such exciting topics as: Wizard battles!  Sodomy!  How to impress your girlfriend using goetic magic!  Baptizing vegetables! AND SO MANY MORE!   This episode is less edited than usual because we forgot.  As always this podcast is really not for minors.   Our sources include:Perdurabo by Richard Kaczynski The Confessions of Aleister Crowley by Aleister Crowley Wikipedia The Last Podcast On The Left   Additionally here's a picture of Rose, beast-boy's first wife:   The music is as always Somehow Satan Got Behind Me by Electric Mirrors.

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the Divine Androgyne, the Infernal Androgyne, the temperature of *censored* and much much more.   As always THIS PROGRAM IS NOT FOR MINORS.

In this episode (after a long hiatus) Vix and Asher return to discuss the difference between morality and virtue in Luciferianism, what Luciferian morality and virtue consist of, Chumbawumba, and apotheosis and are unexpectedly attacked by Ziggy The Star Cat (AKA: The Fast Zombie of Love)

In this episode Asher and Vix discuss the father of modern Satanism, they have daddy issues.   This podcast discusses adult themes and is not for minors. Music is as always by Electric Mirrors.

In this episode Asher and Vix try to tell you about the history of Satanism in France, epic wizard duels, and Joan of Arc's serial killer buddy while a little loopy from smoke inhalation because they're in California and things are on fire. As always, this podcast covers adult themes and is not intended for minors.  The theme music is provided by Electric Mirrors.

In this episode Asher and Vix get into how their Satanic practice goes and what actually goes into being a practicing theistic Satanist. Spoiler: there's a lot of incense and not much animal sacrifice.

In this episode Asher and Vix get up close and personal about their spiritual journeys, their interests, Vix's inability to remember the word "empiricism", Asher's Nietzsche phase, whether or not they "look like Satanists" and generally try and give you some insight into just who the fuck is talking to you.   Music is as always by Electric Mirrors.