Calling Agent 69...er, um actually 007...actually...What did we just watch? Barry and Julia discuss the first movie they ever saw together back in college. Over 20 years later their thoughts have solidified over this raunchy James Bond rip off starring...James Bond! They talk about Borman's off the wall choices in this film, including a talking ghost character, unnecessary B plots, gratuitous nudity and how Pierce Brosnan's character gets away with everything.
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If you've ever been afraid of a random death, then let's talk about Final Destination: Bloodlines. Barry and Julia go into the lore of this franchise and how this was the first movie with characters worth caring for. (But their deaths are still hilarious!) They talk about all the gory jump scares, which ones are the funniest/scariest and someone end up talking about online dating. (Do you swipe right or left? They'll never know!) Would you rather online date or...it's a fun game!
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This movie is UNBELIEVABLE OOHHHH! Barry and Julia breakdown the ridiculous plot of Violet Sandford who moves from New Jersey to NYC to fulfill her dreams and then gets sucked into the unsanitary world of a Coyote Ugly bar. Conversation includes what type of Coyote Julia would be, the surprising movie Barry likes better and all the chaos. Barry thinks 2 things in this film are actually believable and they hope the true story will one day come to film.
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Barry and Julia keep asking "What is Happening?" In this episode they discuss how plants have declared their revenge on humanity, the ridiculous ways people die, the inept dialogue and what movies have done it better. If you've never seen this movie, you'll still enjoy the absurdity.
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Turn your laughter meter way up for our discussion on "Companion." Barry talks about his annoyance that Julia guessed the premise of this film months ahead of time, what type of companion they would like to have and how A.I. is getting a little bit creepy. Major spoilers ahead on this episode, so if you've been wanting to see it now is the time. Otherwise, let us know your thoughts, leave a 5 star review and please like/subscribe wherever you listen.
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Before you go return some video tapes, join Barry and Julia for their conversation on the horror film, American Psycho. Topics include the original 1991 banned book written by Bret Easton Ellis, how Julia found the comedy in the horror, their favorite scenes and the thing Julia wished she knew before they got married.
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Barry has Julia at, "Are you that film critic guy?" In this episode, your hosts talk about the eternally popular "Jerry Maguire" (1996). They discuss all things Cameron Crowe, debate the painfully earnest dialog, comment on how a great Springsteen tune became an unceasing 90's ear-worm, and question if the film's eternal optimism holds up in the 21st century. And yes, Barry and Julia reenact the moment they first met (cue the Springsteen tune!).
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Barry and Julia discuss this classic sci-fi film from 1978. They get into the mechanics of how the pod people arrive from space. Is it space sperm? They talk about the meaning of the film as a cult and fight against conformity. They wonder about public mud baths and how dog man was created. Barry also gets into his epic day walking around San Francisco on a self-guided Invasion of the Body Snatchers Tour. This episode was a listener request. Thank you Jason!
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A zany listener request, Barry and Julia talk about what it takes to be a Bounty Hunter, what this movie would be like if Cher was in it and who has the best mustache in Hollywood. Join us for a "Midnight Run" through this unexpected buddy comedy staring Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin, a 70's hottie.
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Barry and Julia grab a broom and fly to the wonderful land of Oz for an epic time at Shiz University. Listen in for Barry's take on musical theater, talking goats and hiring actors who can't sing. Julia does her best Ga-Linda impression and thinks this movie definitely defies gravity even if it is way too long. Scandalocious material ahead.
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Would you take a mystery substance to be younger? That's the question asked in the unhinged, gory and overly long film, "The Substance." Barry and Julia discuss whether they would take the Substance, what's missing from this film, why they found it hilarious and the "Julia Scale" of scary movies.
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Your hosts, Barry and Julia, jump into the gladiator ring and talk about everything from Russell Crowe's replacement, how nasty the twin emperors are, Dondus the Monkey and if the US has it's own version of Roman entertainment. Bread and circuses, anyone? Join us as we talk about the history and the heros of this wild tale that jumped the shark, literally.
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Barry and Julia delve into the 2024 body horror film "Night B*tch" starring Amy Adams as an exhausted mom turned...dog? Based on the critically acclaimed novel of the same name, this film got your hosts talking about parenthood, sleepless nights and whether "Mother" should have gotten back with her husband or murdered him. This discussion will resonate with anyone who has stayed up rocking a baby and then sleepily walked that child to the library the next day just for some social interaction. Did this film resonate? Listen in and hear their candid conversation but don't worry, Barry will bring it back to the absurd rather quickly.
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Barry and Julia are back with new episodes in 2025 and are starting with the controversial title, "It Ends with Us." What was once a surprise summer blockbuster has soured into a wave of bad press. Your hosts discuss the difference between a Meet Cute and a Meet Creepy Atop a Building, the likeliness of running a flower shop despite no visible customers, the bad flashbacks vs. the even worse present scenes, the awful names of the characters and how Blake Lively is stuck having two lousy hot dudes to choose from. While we understand the importance of a topic like domestic violence, this film is worthy of our snarky critique and we tell you why.
If you are a victim of domestic violence please know there is help out there: 1.800.799.7233.
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Barry and Julia discuss why they heck they even chose to talk about this movie, who really makes the decisions for this podcast and their lingering regrets. Barry goes into detail on the sitcom nature of this film versus the first one, "Three Men and a Baby" and all of the ways this script has no tension or stakes. We talk about Tom Selleck, how he was the original Indiana Jones and why his character never got together with Sylvia until 6 years later! We find the funny through all the nonsense and hope you enjoy! Intro: Why did we pick this movie? 2:00: Did "3 Men and a Baby" need a sequel? 11:45: Mary is growing up! 13:50: I thought Nancy Travis was British 16:00: Thoughts on marrying Edward 17:53: One of Barry's favorite moments 19:44: Where's the tension? 23:38: Argument - Is this an ugly American farce? 25:00: Boarding school discussion 30:30: It's hard to be a child actor 35:00: "I'm impotent!" 37:10: Barry's retraction 37:30: The final act 47:45: Waiting for a star to fall 53:56: 3rd movie plot idea - 3 Grandpas?
This is Season 3, Episode 23. (Episode 127)
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The fact that this film was even made, much less with Bruce Willis, is unbelievable. The only version available is the unrated directors cut. Good luck finding the original theatrical version. (If you do, Barry is interested in knowing where you found it.) We discuss the history of erotic thrillers, how Bruce Willis was able to succeed even though he made films like this, and all the ways this film goes over the top and just keeps going. Willis plays the worst psychoanalyst who, after a client kills herself he ends up stealing his colleagues therapy group. We get into the details of the therapy group, the longest sex scene in cinema, what makes this film gratuitous and why is could have been a comedy. Timecodes: Intro: What is film noir? 03:25: Color of Night wants to be "Basic Instinct" 06:50: Willis is unstoppable 08:45: Could this have been a prequel to "The Sixth Sense"? 10:00: A Disney Movie? 15:55: Bill and Bob 17:55: Psycho therapy group participants 20:18: It could have been a comedy 28:50: Who's scared to say erection? 30:35: The longest sex scene 41:12: Are they all dating the same person? 55:00: Identities revealed 01:03:00: What we would change This is Season 3, Episode 22. (Episode 126) Listen to Episodes 101-120 wherever you listen to podcasts. Connect with us! IG: https://www.instagram.com/soimarriedafilmcritic_podcast Subscribe and listen to So I Married a Film Critic Podcast here: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/so-i-married-a-film-critic/id1592571050 YouTube: https://youtu.be/EbU2aq7bQZ4
Cans! It's just CANS! We dive into the 1994 action film, Speed. We discuss Keanu Reeves playing a cop again, right after Point Break, his chemistry with Sandra Bullock and Jeff Daniels, if Dennis Hopper was the right choice for a villain, the crazy similarities between the movie and the OJ Simpson freeway chase and endless jokes about cans. Timecodes: 21:25 - White Bronco in Speed vs OJ Simpson 25:51 - Bus characters vs Elevator characters 28:30 - Does Speed have an important message about society? 33:27 - Cans scene 45:36 - Off the rails with more cans! 48:00 - Keanu & Sandra chemistry 54:55 - Relationships under extreme circumstance never work 59:50 - Reeves & Hopper on the roof of the train 1:00:02 - Speed or The Lake House 1:00:03 - Speed 3? We try to come up with a new premise
This is Season 3, Episode 20. (Episode 124) Connect with us! IG: https://www.instagram.com/soimarriedafilmcritic_podcast Subscribe and listen to So I Married a Film Critic Podcast here:
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It's been 25 years since "The Sixth Sense" and even if you know the twist it's a solid film with Bruce Willis giving a tour de force performance. Prepare yourself for spoilers if you've never seen it! We discuss Donny vs Mark Wahlberg, the movies of M. Night Shyamalan, our first experience with this film, if the movie plays fair with its premise and what this movie says about the after life.
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