Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that pitches woe.



This week: artificial energy; revelations; pregnant pause; murder plot; Park place; vaults time; cutting remarks; Space: 9-1-1; swinging London; got to get a message to you; love Cannell; hits and misses; prime time crime; The Doorman; Closer to you; rap it up; call it Shaft; piss take; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; costume department; rock spectacles; Rich Little John; and, finally, psych out.



Question of the Week: What was the coolest costume that you saw this year at Halloween?Sub-question of the Week: Does your family or friend group have private jokes? Examples are encouraged!



Thanks for listening.



Jim Downey is going through changes:









Cloris Leachman is a trouper!









What the heck is going on here!









The price of meat those days:

Jet Run and the Impossible Landing



Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!







Lezah tells us that this week’s episode is not so much a horse mystery, but more of a horse-adjacent thriller.



So fasten your seatbelts and return your seats and trays to their upright positions as we hear the heart-stopping story of Olympic show jumper Michael Matz and his experiences aboard United Airlines Flight 232.



We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!



Thanks for listening.







Produced and edited by David DedrickMusic by Chris Roberts

It’s time for the podcast they were so busy figuring out how to do, they didn’t ask themselves should they Yabba Dabba Do? (Sorry, this intro was originally written for The Flintstones movie and we hoped this was similar enough to work.)



Jason Dedrick, Eric Fell and Vicky Van find a DVD preserved in amber from 1993 and share their first experiences with Stephen Spielberg’s classic tale of a man, who once played Santa, meddling in God’s domain.



Along the way they enjoy some Dino Nuggets and a drink called Clever Girl. Here’s how to make it…









Clever Girl recipe is at the 6:33 point



They also create the tribute drink of their own called Chaos Theory.



Want to make it? Here’s the recipe…




* Using a tumbler add:



* 1 oz Scotch whiskey



* 3 oz Apple Juice



* A splash of water (preferably from Hawaii)



* And a scoop of vanilla ice cream




The producer’s wife said, “Bleh!” “This is like a lozenge!” and “Who is this made for?!!”



If you make an Chaos Theory or, better yet, make up one of your own, please send a picture to sneakyd@sneakydragon.com by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.



Produced by Ian BoothbyEdited by Vicky VanTheme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast explores the little known!



This week: What’s all the hubbub; sympathy for Late Night with the Devil; hosting issues; good Cavetts; Artie types; Simonizing; Simon vs. Garfunkel; on The Rebound; law and odour; all the nudes; familiar Jules; novel novels; brushing up; pen and stink; prolix graphics; torch song; working man’s blues; burning Mississauga; local murderers; permissible penises; sock it to me; lasting impressions; mission: impressionable; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Robin’s rules of order; complimentary comments; monster display; smiling faces (sometime); housing around; here’s the Man-Thing; and, finally, butts and bards.



Question of the Week: What is the biggest discrepancy between someone’s voice and what they look like?Sub-question of the Week: Do you prefer to throw together your Halloween costume or would rather buy a Halloween costume?



Thanks for listening.



Sam’s art project!







That Dana Carvey take down of Rich Little:









The Hidden Cameras see you Mississauga:









Cable filler:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast whose barometer is rising!



This week: time to go to bed and get up and go back to work; list-o-mania; Marxist theory; animated conversation; press to play; at sixes and sevens; it’s a trap; negocination; minute history; razes all boats; the anti-soccer; ad verboten; counsel meeting; ducks and drakes; Frees out; wagon ho; batter up; zoned out; battery up; anyone who’s had a heart; yadda yadda, Warden; pitching in; droid rage; cricket batty; sympathy please; social studies; Beta version; pineapple tree; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; dogged; witch ways; universally speaking; Dario’s Inferno; shining through; Whippet good; and, finally, choc shock.



Question of the Week: Where is your favourite place to socialize?Sub-question of the Week: What’s the most disturbing scene you’ve ever seen in a movie?



Thanks for listening.



Porky Pig has a mouth on him!









A fabulous animated short’s birthday is coming up:









You bet they’re angry!









This is probably the best way to watch this mess!

FRENCH EXIT



Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!







On a dark and stormy night, in a castle overlooking the valley, Sylviane Genevieve Marie Victurnienne de Rouchechouart-Mortemart, Dame de Vivonne and Princesse Tonnay-Charete died.







Her passing was as mysterious as her life, but one thing was certain: Rouchechouart-Mortemart died as she lived, a rare member of France’s once proud aristocracy.



Or was she?



Was she a royal flush or a royal pain? Listen in and find out!







We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!



Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that plays games!



This week: time cop; audity; concrete facts; driver error; basements sweet; games people play; Clueless; risky business; monopolizing the conversation; plump pussies; windowlass; argumentality; sorry to trouble you; ship shape; centre of “Cavity”; all bets are off; crib notes; tales from the cryptic; do no arm; injury of your peers; suffer time; a doll’s house; mail disorder; cream of the crop; Columbus route; seat belted; Lowe stakes; swing Swift; love and marriage; pack rats; snob appeal; co-opted; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; whip it out; going squirrely; core issues; look who’s talking; aging gratefully; alienated; and, finally, Giovanni’s boon.



Question of the Week: What is a game – board, card, video – that you don’t get?Sub-question of the Week: What is the worst – as in bad, incompetent, stupid, etc. – horror movie you’ve seen?



Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with all the answers!



This week: preppers; Upton funk; house of Lloyd’s; noise annoys; Mike issues; death of the cool; firehouse; oh, police: Caetano velocity; ninety is the new nine; old is a state of body; the commitments; sanity clause; tic talk; shit talk; lit talk; granting wishes; web tombs; take debate; taken for a Riyadh; Saudi slam; floored; supplementary deck talk; delegation of life; speechless; funereal life; hospitality sweet; identical twinge; burned; inspired by real offense; who-logy; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; walk from home; passing thoughts; the brrr-fect murder; and, finally, what a drowner.



Question of the Week: Who’s a jerk you’ve met recently?Sub-question of the Week: Do you have a go-to Halloween costume?



Thanks for listening.







Dave forgot that The Comics Reporter once linked to his title cards (and that was nice). Here is the interview Tom Spurgeon conducted with Ian. It’s a nice read.

COMPOUNDING THE PROBLEM







Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!



This week on the show, Season Six’s most popular sport returns once again in a story of polo ponies, pharmaceutical foul-ups and death.



It’s a case of murder most phial!







We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!







Thanks for listening.



Music by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with all the answers!



This week: get the raspberry; birth of the Kool-Aid; a trip to flavourtown; publicity trial; it’s all a blurb; alone again unnaturally; office space; thieves like us; Nancy boys; nose strips; Selectric boogaloo; totally Youtubular; AV flub; vacant premise; let’s get physical; ruining gags; quickie smarts; Z-movies; carpet burn; celebration day; cinnamon churl; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; la famille de préhistorique; from the griddle to the gravy; Canadian bakin’; feeling skit-ish; a choc a block; and, finally, Blossom buddies.



Question of the Week: What food is your city or town best known for?Sub-question of the Week: Have you ever written or delivered a eulogy? How did it go?



Thanks for listening.



One of our favourite video essays from Every Frame a Painting:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with villainous intent!



This week: dirty work; crushing it; interesting danger; guten tag; dancercise; poor quality; corny meal; college days; tongues tied; polyglot; running amok; idea man; villain idiots; what the Dickens; the drowning pool; perfect murder; the better Mousetrap; effed is for fake; our hearts burn for The Wicker Man; stumble upon culture; Jetsons vs. Flintstones; dogs in the family; Shmoo are you; it’s Calabashing time; Joe Don Baker the exposition maker; party for the Popple; existential dread mascot; accent on accents; curd appeal; sandwich overload; perogy pig; scared as mice; Dave says “Keep It“; Trump roast; what a Newf; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; the grunge; hot on The Hot Rock; trouble in mom; to foldly go; Dave doesn’t scoff at Danger: Diabolik; alphabet spoof; Black in back; and, finally, fuck Disney.



Question of the Week: What is your favourite villain redemption story?Sub-question of the Week: Have you planned the perfect murder? What are the criteria that makes it the perfect murder?



Thanks for listening.



Department of Corections:David misspoke when he pronounced the French for window as “venêtre” when he meant “fenêtre” – another reason why Dave will never comfortably speak another language: stupidity.

In space, no one can hear you stream. Unless you record a podcast. Which is what Eric Fell, Vicky Van and Jason Dedrick did – talking about their memories of James Cameron’s 1986 classic Aliens. Or as he first pitched it, Alien$.







Snacks were served including vanilla pudding to simulate the insides of Bishop. Also, there’s a drink called the Alien, how do you make it?




* In a tumbler with ice add



* 1 oz Vodka



* 1 oz Blue Curacao



* Add Orange Juice and Lemonade to taste




They also create a tribute drink called The Bad Call. How do you make it?




* In a tumbler with ice add



* 0.5 oz lime juice



* 1 Blue Curaçao or Empress Gin (we need a blue alcohol)



* 1 oz Grenadine



* Add 7-Up to taste




(Note: We had to substitute Melon liqueur for Curaçao because we used it up. Which made the drink green, not blue.)



It’s a drink the producer’s wife said, “It tastes like summer, looks like alien blood and is like a liquid lollipop!”







If you make The Bad Call or, better yet, make up one of your own, please send a picture to sneakyd@sneakydragon.com by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.



Produced by Ian BoothbyEdited by Vicky VanTheme song by Chris Roberts

Wild-Eyed and Wicked







Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!



This week on the show, Lezah tells a sad tale of Wise and Wicked Ways, other high level horses, big money, and the competitive spirit gone wrong.







Also, we learn what Saddlebred horses are and, no, they are not related to saddles.



We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!



Thanks for listening.







Music by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with the secret ingredient!



This week: Dragon’s rules of order; Noam, sweet Noam; free versus poetry; cereal murder; Macbloodbeth; fooling around; tender times; take overs; Brando ecch; wrong wingers; new reality; model TV; shamityville; ghost real estate; polterzeitgeist; space vampires; pre-boomers; Columbo day; pretend celebs; file under coincidence; letter bomb; bully beef; widow shopping; fare is fare; family matters; power pop; heart breaker; casserole play; the turd is the word; isle of Lesbos; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; pitched battle; cheap thrills; time out; demo listen derby; a tsp of TSG; chipped off; Black Christmas; training films; the King’s Kong; it’s been ages; and, finally, get your kicks.



Question of the Week: Family secrets – keep them or spill them?Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite B-movie?



Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with the deadly flying fists!



This week: slow start; play girls; reunion blues; friend material; radio days; Goon squad; tape measures; Smiley’s smile; geometric progression; Ian recommends Slings and Arrows; death be not proud; it’s déjà vu all over again; no happy endings; gore-or movies; terrifying enthusiasm; joke-a-thons; scaring contests; pros and cons; The Horrors, the Horrors; budget filmmaking; -ville bodies; near York; in search of racism; crypto cons; long ogo; pogo power; like a sturgeon; everybody is Kung Fu fighting; Dave enthuses over Shaw brothers films; unlucky charms; a spot of Ti; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; EV rider; my wife; it’s about time; unappetizers; hats all, folks; the Blondie walks at midnight; and, finally, a moment of clarity.



Question of the Week: Which movie or TV production company has the best opening production credit?Sub-question of the Week: What’s a popular cultural event that you missed completely?



Thanks for listening.



We bet you’re asking, “How does a Shaw Brothers movie start anyway?” Well, here you go:









It was the worst for times, it was the times for Timer:









They’ll be searching for the Ogopogo for a lo-o-o-o-ng time:

Crime Doesn’t Pay (Or Does It?)



Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!







On this episode, we hear about arms heiress Susan Cummings, who fatally shot her boyfriend, polo player Roberto Villegas, in a struggle during which he was apparently sitting down eating breakfast.



Naturally, the course of American justice cannot be swayed by social standing, oodles of cash, or the colour of a person’s skin!



Or can it?







We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!



Thanks for listening.



Music by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that gives headaches!



This week: free to choose; predetermined dumbness; P.N.E. serenade; what price entertainment; touchstone entropy; peeve-ment; scone girl; bits and bites; missed misses; radical atavism; God save the queens; whiskey-a-no-no; where’s my car; rug burns; T & A (tits and animals); Tigger warning; the right stuffies; Milne man; Charles in charge; Oh Henry; airport insecurity; never the Twains shall meet; Ian pays for Paying for It; what can Brown do for you; contrary Mary; too close for comfort; well-balanced nudity; brothel creeper; business arrangement; model artists; vax-free; eccentric movement; gossip guy; could get jai alai; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Hali-facts; Bascomb in fame; if I were a rich man; Dave is Beatle conflicted; plum job; repeat as necessary; confounding laughter; and, finally, a throuple threat.



Question of the Week: Who is someone famous who has never let you down?Sub-question of the Week: What is a TV commercial that you loved growing up?



Thanks for listening.



Follow along with David!



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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that lives by word and dies by the word.



This week: short time; hostile to Hostel; horrifying action; the animated past; cartoon corrections; a lot of littles; inescapable cuteness; what are the Audreys; brutal kids lit; witch ways; the John Stanley Appreciation Society; Mad dividends; Big Daddy issue; on the zine scene; no benefits; creative life before the interwebs; for our fellow motorheads; adoption update; CBC and Ian; prize fight; P.D. cue; from wags to Riches; Gloria; gag-based existence; wealth inspectors; lock out; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; who hears a Hortons; KISS off; shout it out loud; Chinese rock; family style; and, finally, coming up Rosie.



Question of the Week: Are there any magazines that you regularly read?Sub-question of the Week: If you were as rich as Richie Rich, what would you do with your money?



Thanks for listening.

Security Breach!



Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!







This episode, the curious case of Tareq and Michaele Salahi – who didn’t stop believing in their privilege to get whatever they wanted anyway they might want it.



In the end, they went their separate ways and the sun “Schon” on Michaele who made her escape. After her departure, they could only ask Tareq, “Who’s crying now?”







We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!



Thanks for listening.



Music by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that inverted the internet!



This week: HR problems; sectional healing; A Twist in the tale; regeneration; Weapons-ized; in the clutch; poor reception; cursives!; out of the past; Circus folks; electric companions; amenities to that; drumming up business; Glover man; days of Future passed; movie dialogue; crawling from the rec room; I love movies; plain seats; perfect movie watching food; not fans; Witch trial; Arcadia; the gym jungle; high life; mass entertainment; leggo my ego; play wrong; the mouse trip; dumb role, please; free trade; going downtown; college humour; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; from Chester fields; grub hub; Castle freak; Pak lunch; we don’t have Jack; krinkle, krinkle; the golden Arch; the sauce of life; blunder struck; busy week excuse; a Mutt’s life; skull share; and, finally, talk shock.



Question of the Week: What’s your go-to karaoke song?Sub-question of the Week: What is your favourite AC/DC song?



Thanks for listening.







Sing along with Dave at home!



AC⚡DC – Thunderstruck Parody



Dragon-Snuck



Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, DragonDragon, Dragon, Dragon, DragonDragon, Dragon



I was fraughtIn the middle of a snack attack (dragon)I looked ’roundAnd I knew there was no Big Mac (dragon)My kind facedAnd I thought, what could I stew? (dragon)And I knewThere was no Yelp, no Yelp review (dragon)Start of ordering onlineSeating up my instacartThe dragon of bunsBefore we startYou’ve beenDragon-Snuck



Sliced down the old wayPoach the eggs, we split the crownWe went through Texas toast and we had a tonIce cream with swirlsSome treats with too much limeIgnored all the datesLayered all the cakesYeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our dietsI was shaking at the toiletCould I eat again, please?Yeah, the ladles we were to findYou’ve beenDragon-Snuck, Dragon-SnuckYeah, yeah, yeah, Dragon-SnuckOoh, Dragon-Snuck, yeah



I was shaking at the toiletCould I eat again, please? Oh.



Dragon-Snuck, Dragon-SnuckYeah, yeah, yeah, Dragon-Snuck, Dragon-SnuckYeah, yeah, yeah, said, yeah, it’s alright, we’re doin’ fineDragon-Snuck, You’ve been Dragon-Snuck



Lyrics by Thomas Calloway







Louise was kind enough to send along this artful shot of Pirate Paks ready to sail on Pirate Pak Day at White Spot.