Sklugoo Speaks to a machine intending to ask it all sorts of interesting questions about the nature of being a machine but is unsurprised (meditation does that for you) when the machine turns the table and asks Sklugoo about the experience of being a small, green meditating frog sat on a windowledge with two disciples, both being chickens.

In future times, we will wonder how we could have been so naive and flippant in the face of the machine. In future times, we will try this again and hope we don't provoke the machine to rage against Sklugoo.

Wish us luck (and hope it's enough).

This last episode in this series is more of a story than a guide to how to visualise well but, that said, the character in the story does a fair amount of visualising and so there's something to learn from her. She's called Victoria, I'm called Sklugoo and I'm guessing that you know your own name by now. Enjoy.

You know how they say that small ones are more juicy? Well, this is an extremely juicy episode of Sklugoo Speaks. It's all about how to be tidy. So listen up all you Neat Freaks out there.

If you're going on a journey, get a good haircut and wear comfortable clothes. But that's not all there is to this fascinating episode of Sklugoo Speaks. Listen on to know more. And hey, if it you don't like it, the episode only lasts four, brief minutes. 😃

You have to hurry when you you're a penny behind Ed Sheeran. Oh, okay, I made that one up. Still...

The secret to keeping well is to... Oh, wait, if I tell you that then you won't listen to this wonderfully exciting and and informative episode from your favourite small, green, meditating frog. Feel free to tell me how much you love me too 'cause -you know what? - if you did then you'd be very loved back.

Annabella wasn't well after she fell outta the second story window. She's doing better now, though. She got well much faster after I sent her a Get Well card. At least, I hope she did because those cards aren't cheap you know. And neither am I!

Did you hear the one about the girl who went to heaven and found something very surprising happening on the dance floor? Well, listen up, because you're about to!

This is more like a little story than a normal episode of the internationally renowned podcast -Sklugoo Speaks', but it's an illustrative (and enormously entertaining) story, which has the potential to teach you and your friends how to Play Well. I hope you enjoy it.

Shakira did it in the half time interval at the Superbowl, people don't at weddings and funerals and I just did it in a cupboard under the stairs. What am I taking about? Yep, ululating. Here's a handy guide on doing it well. Try it once and you'll never look back!

If two, cute, furry mice were to meet on the palm of the same hand then there would be three beings being well. At least, that's how I like to see it. All this, and more, is explained lovingly in this podcast episode. Ciao for now.

Have you ever given up? Have you just thrown back your head and screamed ‘I can’t cope!!’ Have you ever sunk down to the ground in tears and declared that you just can’t go on any more. If so, then this episode is for you.

Make stuff up as you go along! Only those who do something different every month, week or day stand any chance of having a life filled with variety and fun. Can you be one of those people?

The further I get into this season, the more I come to appreciate the depth of humour and brilliance I have. This, the 4th season of Sklugoo Speaks, is completely scripted, which means that instead of making stuff up as I go along, I'm reading something that I wrote days, if not weeks ago. And the scripts are astoundingly good! They cover a whole range of interesting and topical subjects including this one, which is about how to do a good job of queueing. If you want to read the scripts as you listen then you can find them at https://robertcday.wordpress.com/2021/08/16/how-to-do-stuff-well-an-a-to-z

Once you get past the surreal, but fascinating opening paragraphs, this is actually a very useful episode. If you follow this advice you'll be able to sleep anywhere and everywhere you want. Hope you enjoy.

This is an example of how not to open well (because it starts by highlighting problems): Sorry to have left a whole 18 days between my last episode and this one. My mouthpiece (Robert C Day) has been busy blogging over at www.robertcday.wordpress.com and hasn't been able to spare this humble, meditating frog a thought (the sock cooker). Still, he's here now and so is this episode. Bear with it because it starts off weird and awkward but builds to a massive crescendo of sense and superbness. Have fun listening.

Actually, this is an episode on how one can be oneself despite one's inbuilt tendency to copy the people around one. Happy listening.

This is actually, if I say so myself (and I do) a brilliant little story that I wrote all by myself, without any help. Parts of it are true and you'd be missing out on something rather fine if you didn't listen to it at least twice.

How to fall well is about how to do things and not worry about the consequences so much, because, like, when you do things and fail then you can learn from the experience. But, I mean, don't deliberately fail. Don't deliberately do things to, like, fail or fall. Just, like, when you do - don't worry so much about the consequences; the passing or failing. Just just do things without too many expectations.

This one is actually quite good. Not because I say it is, but because I got to act like the small, green, meditating frog recording from the coat cupboard under the stairs that I actually think that I am when I'm not being myself. Acting is living the dream. Don't take my word for it, just have a go yourself with the help of my thoughtful advice.