Hello queers! Hope you all had a fun Halloween! This week we have another installment of CRASH REPORT! For those of you who are new, Crash Report is when we discuss our 3 favorites and least favorites of the month (or longer depending on when we feel like doing these). Make sure you stick around because Tyler says a million things at the end because he doesn’t understand how Crash Report works (but neither does John so it’s ok!).
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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Omg it’s finally Halloween!! What are you wearing this year? Leave a comment and let us know. This episode we discuss some really undeniably spooky things: Tyler’s young obsession with horror movies, Subway accidents, fucked up wigs, and…feet. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
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Boo!! Sorry, we didn’t mean to scare you. The spookiness continues this week as we discuss which horror villains are gay or not gay, MORE horror movies, and the spookiest thing of all: anxious attachment! We talk about a million other fun queer little things so definitely don’t miss this episode!
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Hey kweenz we’re back and John doesn’t have Covid anymore! This week we’re talking about spooky things like horror movies, ghosts, halloween costumes, and Tyler shares a spooky story. We also read some guestbook comments and answer an email this week so get excited!
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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
We're taking a break this week because John was sick with Covid! So sorry to our listeners BUT we do have a special message for you all, AND a special YouTube video for you all to watch. Head over to YouTube and check out our rather controversial reaction video!
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Hieeee!! Kayleigh and Blessica are here letting you know that John and Tyler are taking a break, so WE are making this a special episode about Christian Girl Autumn!! Don’t you just love fall? All the leaves, the smells, the godlinesss…makes me want a Pumpkin Spice Latte REAL bad! This week we discuss what it’s like to be Christian, our wonderful husbands, and our beautiful little children! Just kidding, we talk about how religion really screwed us up and Tyler jokes about being a promiscuous hoe. What else is new? Just watch the episode!!
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Hey lil’ guys! Today we’re blasting off and taking you on a rollercoaster of an episode! Get it? Ha…anyway…This episode we discuss our trip to Knott’s Berry Farm, John takes himself out on a date (please clap), and we share a special video Tyler made for John about Round1 that only John has seen! We’re getting closer to autumn and we have something FUN in store for you next week, so leave a like and comment if you wanna slay with us into Fall!
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Heyyyyyyyy, umm…are we okay? This week we are ALL over the place but that’s just how life has been lately! We talk about our upcoming Knott’s Berry Farm trip, TikTok thirst traps, and how fall is ever-approaching. What do 2 gays with microphones have in store for you this fall, you ask? We…are still figuring that out!! But you’re gonna like it!!
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Do you love love? Do u like to smooch? This week we talk about relationships, breakups, and a meme Tyler made that got the attention of Missy Elliott. We also talk about old internet videos and skipping to my lou! But who IS Lou? The truth will be revealed on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch!
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Hi kweens how’s your week going? In this episode we discuss John’s trip to the Taco Bell Cantina in San Francisco, Tyler having to call 911 while really high, having a karen moment for the first time, and then John receives a fun gift. Awww. We talk about a lot of other stuff so you better strap in and get comfortable!!
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Hi Blessicas how are you doing. Today we’re talking about CRYPTIDS. We got ur mothman, we got ur bigfoot, we got ur loch ness monster, we got ones that are just sentient pants, and more! Tyler also randomly starts talking about furries ??? Idk just watch the damn thing we like to have fun.
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Whatup my wet little sea creatures, it’s time for this week’s episode! Do you love the ocean like Tyler does or are you a landlubber like John? This week we dive into a sea of ocean-themed questios for John, Tyler tells all about his traumatic stingray incident, and a million other things the ocean swept away while we weren’t looking (that could’ve been you if you weren’t careful)! So yea listen to the episode or watch it either way we hope you like ocean stuff ‘cause that’s what this week is about okay bye!
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SUMMERTIIIIME AND THE LIVING’S EASY! Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. How’s your summer going? Are you soaking up some rays or just feeling hot and unbothered? This week we record in a unique undisclosed location (Provolone’s Private Bungalow??) and discuss one of the better seasons of the year! If you like summer-y drinks, miss being on summer vacation, or just wanna chill out, you’ll love this episode. Be sure to let us know what your favorite summer drink is in the comments because we actually could use some recommendations ok byeeeee!
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404 Error: You have been listening to too much Shut Up, Bitch!, which means Provolone probably has your credit card information by now. This week we introduce a new segment, “Crash Report”, where John and Tyler recap their 3 most loved and hated things from the month! Feel free to share some of your favorite things (or least favorite things) this month too! Everyone loves opinions, right?...right? Well anyway you’re stuck with us so watch or listen to the episode and enjoy!
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Bzzzzzzz! Are you a bug or are you just happy to see me? This week we discuss BUGS!! What’s your favorite bug? Make sure to let us know in the comments below, or drop a cool bug fact for us to learn about. By the way Tyler revived his rap career for this episode. For the purposes of this video, “bug” also means insect, arachnid, and other little guys!!! Please don’t correct us Tyler can’t take being wrong again.
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Hi, I’m Laura Dern, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.
What’s up all you Paleobotanists and dinosaur enthusiasts! We’re back with a really fun episode about dinosaurs! This week we review the latest Jurassic World movie in a special way, then get into some cool emails and guestbook comments from you wonderful people. Finally, we top things off with a good ol’ fashioned tier list of our favorite and not-so-favorite dinosaurs (you’ll see). There’s lots of other stuff we’re not mentioning because we were running away from some pretty big dinosaurs! Gotta go!
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Omg! Wtf? Roflcopter! And most importantly, how is babby formed? We can’t believe we’re saying this, but we really miss the old internet. We mean OLD internet, before social media. Times were simpler then. Come get nostalgic with us while we talk about allllll the weird and fun things we found as kids on the internet before life got crazy!
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Hey Little Guy! This week we’re talking about a topic that has come up several times in our own conversations, and that’s Little Guys. What is a Little Guy you ask? Well, you’ll have to listen/watch the episode to find out! We also talk about some other stuff like Tyler’s love of taking risks, John’s psychic scam, shower cruising, and a whole plethora of things we can’t remember! Guess you’ll have to watch the episode!
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Are you hungry? Do you wanna eat boots the house down? Go grab your favorite finger foods out of the pantry, because this week we’re gonna talk your ear off about SNACKS! Tyler and John discuss their favorite snacks, John reacts to Tyler’s odd snack preferences, and we even read a few emails and comments from you! Don’t worry, we didn’t give the WHOLE episode away. Just the parts we remember. Go watch the episode to find out whatever else we yapped about for 49 minutes and leave a comment if you umm…had fun? Learned something? Idk we just want you to be happy.
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Well if it aint the rootin’, tootin’, wildest gay podcasters the west has ever laid eyes on! Or ears! This week we’re taking you on a wild ride to the wild, wild, west, so saddle up partner! Tyler and John (mostly Tyler) don their finest cowboy attire and talk about the good ole’ days of being cowboys, John’s labubu addiction, and a million other things we can’t remember! At least Tyler remembered to bring a bandana for John though.
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