SURPRISE! Adam started his own podcast, and it has joined the AUX family. It's called Scrambled Transmissions, and it's about anthology television shows (Twilight Zone, Black Mirror, Perversions of Science, etc). You can listen to it wherever fine podcasts are found. We've decided to drop a sample episode in this feed in which Adam has Blake on as a guest, and they talk about the very first Tales from the Crypt episode, "The Man Who Was Death." They also discuss vigilantism and some other deep shit. Also, some parts are funny! Shelf Life will be back next time with your regularly scheduled(?) programming. [Check out more AUX podcasts here](http://aux-network.podiant.co/) Like us? [Support us on Patreon and get bonus content too!](https://www.patreon.com/auxaudio)

We made it! Almost four years in...we somehow did it. I hope you're happy. Special guest: Jessica! Included: GI Joe Classified, Marvel Legends Frog-Man, King of the Hill, Lanard Alien & Predator, X-Men, Blake explains toy economics, Ghostbusters, NECA, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Diamond Select Muppets, Homies, Listener questions, Adam's high school romance story, Backcard Bios, Would You Buy A Figure Of...?, Billie v. Billy, Jessica--What Is This?, one million podcast plugs. ---------- You can support us, get bonus content, and join our Discord on [Patreon](http://patreon.com/auxaudio). instagram @shelflifepodcast twitter @shelflifehost Shelf Life is a part of the AUX podcast network: https://aux-network.podiant.co/

By popular demand, listener favorites Josh & Jon (GI Joe experts) are here to take over hosting duties--AS A PRANK. Topics discussed: Paw Patrol Blind Balls, Homies: canceled?, dinosaur toys, transformers, children's toys and having a child, Josh's trash collection, nostalgia, baseball cards, 80s and 90s GI Joe, Nickelodeon, streaming services, Roblox, Five Nights at Freddy's, which toys Josh can't go to bed without, Sesame Street, Funko Pop niches, custom Alex Jones fig, Major Dad, Cool Runnings, The Snyder Sculpts PLUS a new game: Would You Buy An Action Figure Of...? ------ instagram @shelflifepodcast twitter @shelflifehost Shelf Life is a part of the AUX podcast network: https://aux-network.podiant.co/ You can support us, get bonus content, and join our Discord on [Patreon](http://patreon.com/auxaudio). Theme song by [More Of That](http://moreofthat.bandcamp.com).

IT'S SHELFMAS AGAIN! December is here. Oh what it's been. A horror-filled year. All the plans we're breaking / All the pills we're taking Shelf Life is back WITH GOOD CHEER (It's an Aimee Mann song. Look it up.) ---------- THIS MONTH: Podcaster, horror buff, and toy photographer FANCY MARK joins us! You'll know him from Doing The Nasty. Mark, Blake, and Adam get down and dirty about the art of podcasting. ALSO: Ninjy Turt-turts. GI Joe GUN CONTROL. This Ain't Solid Snake. Toy Photography. Paintin' figs. Blake's guitar saga. Expressing yourself through toy displays. Talkin' politics. Putting up with your SO's Funky Pops. Collections as investments/savings. Martin Landis: The True Hollywood Story. Ryan's World and YouTube freaks. Fortnite and Minecraft. The Mandalorian. The Thing, John Carpenter, horror, and NECA. Muppets. Popeye. ...AND MORE! ---------- instagram @shelflifepodcast twitter @shelflifehost Shelf Life is a part of the AUX podcast network: https://aux-network.podiant.co/ You can support us, get bonus content, and join our Discord on [Patreon](http://patreon.com/auxaudio).

It's no longer the Spooktacular, and it's not yet Shelfmas--it's that consumerist limbo in between. Luckily we have Funky "Shane" Dynamite to help us navigate it. Did you know he works in the toy industry? Secrets revealed within this episode! THIS MONTH: Twitter trolls and the New York Times. The cautionary tale of Walgreens Steven. NECA Randy requests. NECA Back To The Future! Billie Eilish toys from Playmates. Mondo Iron Giant. VINYL RECORD COLLECTING. #MLexit. Toy displays and Detolf alternatives. Spider-Verse, Frog-Man, & Stilt-Man. McFarlane Batmans. Is the toy industry really like Big or Toys (1992)? Hasbro action figure gun rules. Kenner Ghostbusters. #Collectorshelpingcollectors. Farting Ninjas. ...AND THE SAGA OF THE 100% SOFT DUMPSTER FIRE! instagram @shelflifepodcast twitter @shelflifehost Shelf Life is a part of the AUX podcast network: https://aux-network.podiant.co/

4 years of Halloween episodes! That's terrifying! Luckily we have fan-favorite guest Tom G. Wolf to tuck us in and kiss us goodnight and scare away the nightmares, all the way from Sydney, Australia. Anyway...NECA Horror! Friday the 13th! Hellraiser! Hasbro Power Rangers! WHERE'S ERNIE THO?! Jurassic Park! Shudder and horror movies in general! Let's Scare Jessica To Death! MCU Hot Takes! Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom! GI Joe Classified! Profit Director Destro with customized dollar bill$! D&D, Warhammer 40K, and other tabletop stuff! Scalping! The Last of Us Part II! Funko Pop virginity! Mezco Conan! ReAction / Super 7 GHOST figures! and BORAT 2!!! It's a fine conversation. Please let us into your hearts. instagram @shelflifepodcast twitter @shelflifehost Shelf Life is a part of the AUX podcast network: https://aux-network.podiant.co/

SHELF LIFE IS BACK. FOREVER. BATMAN FOREVER. For some reason we talk about Batman Forever a bunch in this one. BUT NOT BEFORE discussing: -GI Joe Classified -McFarlane's The Matrix -Social Nearing -NECA Batman vs. Aliens -NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -Marvel Legends, Age of Apocalypse, Wolverine etc. -McFarlane DC and Batman -Black Panther -Mezco One:12 Supreme Knight and Harley Quinn -POUR ONE OUT FOR DC DIRECT/COLLECTIBLES (RIP) -Reminiscing about DC Universe Classics (Mattel) ...and listener shoutouts! Loyal fans rewarded! Theme music by Josh Head and More Of That (wherever you stream music). Also check out other podcasts on AUX: Are You There, Pod? and More Of That Presents: Discographology.

Live from lockdown: the boys are back to bring the bad news that all toys have been cancelled due to COVID-19. Additional topics of discussion include TOYS: GI Joe Snake Eyes in a dress. McFarlane Hellbat. Mezco One:12 Collective Joker. Mortal Kombat Spawn. NECA Horror. Jason. Freddy. Halloween. Ducks on Wheels. Toy hunting in a hellscape. MOVIES: Friday the 13th series, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and other horror. Pooka Lives! James Bond. Great Farts in Film. VIDEO GAMES: Animal Crossing. Bloodborne. Fallout 76. Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Final Fantasy 15. Goldeneye 64.

The world has collapsed and we now all live separately in underground bunkers, so the audio is a little sketchy on this one. Just way, WAY below our usual standards. Sorry. Also, friends of the show Jessica and Josh hosted this one instead, as a prank. Happy April Fools! (guest starring Blake) instagram: @shelflifepodcast twitter: @shelflifehost music by More of That (streaming everywhere now)

This episode Adam and Blake make the unprecedented move of coming at you LIVE from New York (SNL voice) TOY FAIR where we definitely, really recorded this episode, and you can't prove that we were not there! How were some shmucks like us allowed in? Listen to find out! We bring you reactions to all the hottest new toys from all the hottest companies at Toy Fair. DISCLAIMER: We probably missed a lot, and we also got a lot of shit wrong as we were guessing what we were looking at. DON'T @ ME. Among the discussion topics: Ghostbusters and The Real Ghostbusters Kenner retro line and Hasbro shakeup. Ghost Busters. NECA, TMNT, and Randy. McFarlane DC figures! White Knight and Wonder Woman. Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey. THE RETURN OF GI JOE AKA CLASSIFIED SERIES! Spin Master. DC Collectibles is DC Direct again! This is not a drill! Batman: The Adventures Continue. Beyblade. Hasbro Marvel Legends and X-Men: Age of Apocalypse. Fox X-Men movie Marvel Legends. Back to the Future and the Martyverse. Marvel Gamerverse. My Hero Academia. Music by moreofthat.bandcamp.com (wherever you stream music) Brought to you by AUX podcast network. https://aux-network.podiant.co/

You fans can stick it, brother! In our first episode of 2020, we're finishing up Season 3 of Netflix's The Toys That Made Us by discussing their episode about wrestling toys (as well as many, many other tangents). We couldn't do it without wrestling afficionado TOM G. WOLF -- our first international guest, Skyped in from Sydney, Australia! Throughout this extra-macho episode we make sure to hit on: Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Hulk Hogan: Supernanny, Baddie Hulk, wrestlers on Baywatch, Crazy Vince McMahon, Bayley and Heel Bayley, as well as kayfabe and other wrestling terminology. The laundry list of wrestling and toy companies discussed includes: WWF, WCW, WWE, Mattel, Hasbro, Jakks Pacific, Galoob, LJN, Ringside Collectibles, and more. Other toys discussed: NECA TMNT and predator. Mondo/Mondoids/Fallout/Iron Giant. McFarlane DC Multiverse (specifically Batman). Marvel Legends. MEGO (Nosferatu and other horror). Thanks to Tom G. Wolf and also thanks More Of That (and Bayley) for our theme music. Special thanks to Netflix and The Toys That Made Us, Nacelle, and Brian Volk-Weiss.

Merry Toymas! (Shelfmas is also acceptable). This year we spend the holiday discussing more of our favorite show, The Toys That Made Us (on Netflix). For the price of one podcast you get TWO TTMU episodes and TWO actual child guests! That's right, Adam's boys Izaak and Landen are joining us because we needed a children's perspective on POWER RANGERS and MY LITTLE PONY. The boys waste no time in roasting their Dad (like he was some chestnuts on an open fire) and discussing Christmas cheer in dollar amounts. Who will spend the most and win their love? Listen and find out. We all talk about the Power Rangers of Toymases past and hammer out the official cult rules of Toymas. Additional bullet points: -Landen spills the tea -Anti-Escalation Rangers -Bandai's very good sidewalk chalk -Me and the boys at 3am comin out the crayon box -Bronies -Little Girls Aren't Like YOU -CHARMKINS (my god we spend soooo much time discussing Charmkins, we even re-tool the jingle) -Equestria Girls -Feed the Beast -If male seahorses give birth, and there are no male sea ponies, how is new seapony made>?>??? -Horse penis! Special Christmas theme music by Josh Head, Matt Taylor, Blake Walker, and Logan Williams AKA moreofthat.bandcamp.com Shelf Life is brought to you by AUX Audio Enterprises.

Our Netflix's THE TOYS THAT MADE US coverage is back and we're talking about everyone's favorite green turtle karate boys--The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! (By PLAYMATES). We also introduce a new, permanent host to the show: Blake's Soundboard. Also, Josh is here again. Head to the sewers with us and discuss the Toiletest Humor. Bring down the house with our piping hot Eugene Levy clips. Why is April O'Neil so dumb looking? Why does Blake cackle himself hoarse in this one? Really, you can hear it, so sorry about that. You know we're gonna talk #toiletgate AND #puppetgate. Josh will Ninja Rap his ass off. Also: Nostalgia vs original IP, Adam's NECA TMNT Target quest for Bebop and Rocksteady, Parasite (the movie), Ace Duck, NECA Ambassadors, NO TURTLE ON THE SHELF. Intro music PARODY by Blake Walker. Outro music: "Turtle Power" by Partners in Kryme (which is infinitely superior to Ninja Rap). Brought to you by AUX Audio Enterprises.

Surprise ahead-of-schedule episode! Adam and Blake get right down to it and dive into Amazon's shameful new holiday catalog. Then Adam tells us about his Chicago trip AKA bright lights, Big Walgreens. There he discovers the most amazing Groot/Wolverine mashup action figure, but forget it Jake, it's a Chinatown Knockoff. It's also McDonald's 40th and you know what that means: insane half-articulated Power Rangers toys. PATHETIC. The big to-do in this ep is Blake's early birthday present, Mezco's One:12 Collective Sovereign Knight Batman. Boy is this guy a trip. But what dark secret do his pants hide? Listen to find out! Also: Mondo exclusives, Marvel Legends Emma Frost, Bye-Bye to Da Grunt, and BLAKE FINALLY FINISHED HIS CUSTOM CATWOMAN! Kustomizer's Korner ahoy! Music by More of That - moreofthat.bandcamp.com Shelf Life is brought to you by the AUX podcast network.

GUEST: Josh Arnett -Spooky new Halloween theme song! -Dragging Ira Glass -The Office Culture -Blake bitching about podcasts -Haunting v Hainting -Mezco One:12 -Gender and toys -Josh doesn't know what Rule 34 is -Old ass directors v superhero movies: the curmudgeoning -JOKER: AMERICA'S FAVORITE CLOWN MOVIE -Funky Pops -Woof Howls -FOLKS WE REALLY DO AN ILL-ADVISED CURSING OF DA GRUNT SO WE CAN SELL A HAUNTED DOLL ON EBAY! All proceeds from the auctioning of the haunted Da Grunt go to charity. Check us out @shelflifepodcast on instagram and @shelflifehost on twitter for more info on that. We don't have a link yet but search "haunted da grunt" on ebay and it will probably come up :) Special Halloween theme music by Blake Walker and Josh Head. Shelf Life is brought to you by the AUX podcast network.

It's that time--that's right, time to discuss the finer points of Fortnite Figures. McFarlane or Jazwares, take your pick. And what's up with gun accessories these days, huh? Ryan's World and other youtube trash toy tie-ins discussed also. You'll heal plenty of whisky-jangling sound effects from Blake as he discovers an Old Millenial from the 1930s character he never knew he had in him. Adam collectors his favorite Saturday Morning Cartoons ... in Mezco 1:12 Collective form! Blake does a loooong and upsetting superhero costumes rant. Blake also gives Adam and the listener some much needed lessons in toy photography and the art of posing. PLUS: Shelf Life reviews the entire Killer Croc wave AKA Mattel's farewall wave for DC Multiverse. This one gonna go out with a bang, folks, thanks to America's favorite Butler and his friends. CORRECTION: I am SO sorry I said "Tim Grayson" at one point. ANOTHER CORRECTION: We talk about the discovery that KGBeast appeared to be made from BAF parts, but failed to realize he's almost certainly a repurposed Lobo. Blake doesn't remember the movie Batman Forever in the least. Music by More of That. Stream us. Brought to you by the AUX podcast network.

The Arnett brothers (Josh and Jon) are back and you know what that means--time to discuss RELIGION and CHRISTIAN TOYS! It's way funnier and less traumatic this time, I promise. Warning though: Josh is drunk as SHIT throughout. We all discuss our megachurch woes, and the bible action figure=selling church giftshop. Adam gets a Mezco Gomez (minus middle finger) and Blake gets his Billie Eilish grail. We crack the Haslab Conspiracy WIDE open. Everyone gets HORNY horny. Blake explains Taylor Boxes, the new cardboard collectible all Swifties should know about. We try to play "OUR MILLION DOLLAR TOY IDEA" -- a new game in which Blake invents Slime Bags and the gang brainstorms REAL Fortnite for kids! PLUS much much more. Just listen, please. Please rate, review, and subscribe. Theme song by More of That (everywhere you stream music) CUT HIS MIC!

Hey it's somewhere near our two-year anniversary of the podcast and we forgot to mention that--but have a cool new episode anyway! This time we visit Blake's Blockbuster Zone, a hot new movie podcast-within-a-podcast. Some great summer films about toys out there y'all. Warning: TOY STORY 4 TOYLERS. Also... Review of Worthy Captain America. Hasbro crowdfunded Cookie Monster and other life-size muppets. Speaking of muppets, are they a "huge turn-off"? Conan O'Brien "legally" marries his Funko Pop!s. Which toy would you marry? GLOW IN THE DARK figures! Including MOTU's Scareglow, Swamp Thing, Ghostbusters, Homer Simpson, and more! Mini Brands Chase Pez. WHAT WAS YOUR WOODY? Crash Test Dummies and Boom, My Forever Pal. Blake surprises Adam with an insane purchase of Funko's DC Primal Age Batcave and figures to boot. Or is it Savage World? Hard to say. Don't toy shop drunk. And finally, BLAKE BUYS A TOY LIVE ON AIR!

AUX podcast network presents: We're back with some of your favorite segments! Listener questions from the Shelf Life Mailbag, answered! Kustomizer's Korner! Marvel Legends rearranging! Shelf Life CONFESSIONS! Walmart Binary Captain Marvel! Do our toys come to life?! ENDGAME SPOILERS! Box o' Trash Toys! When is the right time to tell your significant other that you collect?! Children in the toy aisles--you hate to see it, folks! This episode brought to you by AUX! Theme music by More of That

Blake is back from vacation with an Extreme Power Pharaoh Warrior (classic toy) which was apparently meant to battle the devil. We're also talkin' new X-Men Marvel Legends waves and Mondo Exclusive TMNT figures. Plus, a discussion of our toy GRAILS. What is a grail and what isn't? (Muppets and Super Powers Batman are totally grails). Special guest Jessica joins us once again to talk McDonald's toy nostalgia, because everyone needs a nugget friend. She also plays a new game with us called DITCH OR DISPLAY and it's an instant Shelf Life hit. Basically, we're Marie Kondo-ing our figures, and you won't believe what DOESN'T spark joy. Music: moreofthat.bandcamp.com