Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year.

She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna Wintour’s worthy successor.

Armagayddon: flop-tingles for The Devil Wears Prada 2, 3I-ATLAS, the Manhattan sized interstellar object hurtling through the solar system, and why one Harvard professor thinks it’s emitting its own light source.

Congrats To the Team: the REAL reason why bees are attacking Austin Butler’s female costars and Lara’s recent bee healer moment in the garden.

Then a quick AMA, where Lara and Carey look back on their respective podcaster evolutions.

(NOTE: this episode was recorded before Caitlin Covington aka Christina Girl Autumn revealed she was kidding and is still, indeed, embracing autumn.)

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Stay true, dolls.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Carey learns his Q's

00:07:42 She’s Startin

00:29:53 Armagayddon

00:52:00 Congrats To the Team

01:01:24 AMA

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Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere.

Back at Radford Studios, Danny’s creepy behavior with Brittany at a party for this year’s Super Bowl is brought before the tribunal. Janet, Jason and Jasmine attempt to squash their beef, as Doute tries (unsuccessfully) to pull one over her rindom nemesis from Ohio. Jax laments the pro-Brittany party at his namesake watering hole as he faces off with Zack one final time. Nia and Danny commit to a throw-everything-at-the-ceiling-defense blitz to deflect from Danny’s drunken sex pestery. And they convince nearly everyone except Janet, who somehow, despite everything and her own incredibly rindom tendencies, comes out victorious against the Old Guard. Jax then leaves the soundstage and disappears into the hazy dusk of the “Other side of the hill,” becoming merely a myth in the San Fernando Valley.

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Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhouse and the continued hope of OG RHONY returning, and more. 

Back at Radford studios, Part 2 of The Valley reunion kicks off with a doozy. Jax reveals his “sobriety” count as he and Brittany’s nightmare divorce games continue. Jax gets rill about his rampant drug use during VPR and Brittany mourns the death of Hooters. Jesse and Michelle face-off over clandestine Zelle payments and possible gay sugar daddies, and Michelle and Aaron’s true relationship timeline is confirmed. Janet and Zack’s cosmic war wages on, with Brittany tactically swearing her allegiance to both. Finally, Glug Glug Danny’s drunken perv behavior is called out, as Nia takes her boutique crisis PR firm to new heights.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Our queen returns from her Italian respite

00:10:28 Lara found a clutch

00:22:16 Ghislane has been transferred...

00:29:45 Carole is back in the clubhouse!

00:36:03 Teddi Mellencamp is startin'

00:41:03 The Valley recap!

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Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’

Then on part one of The Valley reunion, the cast assembles on the main stage to discuss Brittany and Jax’s ongoing divorce nightmare, vasectomies, Doute’s pregnancy-induced act of humility, Michelle and Jesse’s psychosexual warfare, Danny and Nia’s Santa Clarita horror, and much more.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have an ICONIC guest in the stu...

00:04:27 Danny is a Valley Girl!

00:08:24 My Best Friend's Wedding Reboot...

00:11:54 Carey is attracted to Jesse

00:16:14 Danny is a RomCom expert!

00:40:10 The Valley Recap!

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With Lara still on her tour di Italia, Carey enlists the help of comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to recap the season finale of The Valley. They discuss set Feng Shui, Chelsea’s choice to pod sans mic stand, pandemic psychosis, sinister retail associates, Magic Castle food poisoning, shame-based lust, and more.

Back on The Valley, the crew assemble atop a hill at Yamashiro for Michelle’s rindom-ass “Zen Party.” But first, the ladies meet Lala’s new baby, Doute and Brittany discuss infertility woes, Zack and Benjo discuss scrotox, and the boys climb the endless staircases at Jax’s townhouse of terror and gossip about Danny’s scallawag ways. Then, at the zen soirée, Jax and Brittany argue over financial ruin; Jax picks a fight with Danny and Nia. Janet squares up against Doute and Zack, who slowly succumb to Gay Hell.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Chelsea airs out her grievances for our studio couch...

00:04:27 Ellen is staying in the UK permanently!

00:09:51 Chelsea talks about getting back to stand up

00:16:08 America v. Everywhere else...

00:19:25 The Valley Recap!

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Introducing Cult of Body & Soul (new SoulCycle docu series). 

“Cult of Body & Soul” is a docu-podcast series that explores how SOULCYCLE transcended fitness as it captured the New York City zeitgeist with ritual, candlelight, and cult of personality. 

Featuring interviews with instructors, studio managers, front desk staff, and corporate insiders — this is the story behind the brand that became the SoHo House of fitness. 

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Larz and Carz discuss the news that has shockwaves rippling through the streets of Los Angeles: Jax Taylor is not returning to The Valley for season three. They break down what they know, what they don’t, and the horseshoe theory connecting Jax’s haters to the social media trolls that caused Jahnet to flee to Switzerland with Jason and her baby.

In the penultimate episode, the San Fernando crew is back on the mainland, still recovering from Doute’s whirlwind engagement and Jahnet’s unbearable rindomness. Jasmine reveals she’s a realtor and shows Nia and Danny a hovel in Sherman Oaks, Jahnet and Jason get matching ring tats, Jax pays his respects to Doute and Luke, and invites Jesse over to his tower of terror townhouse. Nia heads into body horror territory with a mommy makeover consultation as Brittany models some James Mae tees, all while squaring off with Jax in person, revealing that the fan-to-star pipeline is more powerful than we even understand.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango is in the stu!

00:00:42 Jax is leaving The Valley...

00:05:49 Janet has fled to Switzerland!

00:27:24 The Valley Recap!

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Lara is joined by hairstylist to the stars, Clayton Hawkins! The two discuss Denise Richards’ husband, Aaron, filing for divorce. In more Bravo news, JAHnet has fled to Switzerland with her family amidst backlash from The Valley's Bravo fandom, and EJ Global has a new man in her life: A gun-toting special ops sergeant known to his loved ones as "Shrek."

Back on The Valley, we’re transported to what can only be described as the saddest Luau this side of a Courtyard Marriott, where the group—minus Janet and Jason—gathers to celebrate Kristen and Luke’s engagement. Brittany’s loose lips get the best of her, and she tells Jax about the good news, prompting him to blow up the boys' chat and text Kristen to say congrats. Finally, on a tense yacht cruise, Janet and Kristen’s Cold War comes to a head, resulting in paranoid theories about “plants” in the cast, allegations of sexual assault, and more.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Welcome Clayton Hawkins to the stu!

00:06:19 Denise Richard's husband files for divorce...

00:14:03 Janet Caperna has fled to Switzerland!

00:21:08 Erika Jayne has a new man!

00:26:06 The Valley Recap!

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On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure narrative.

Back on The Valley, the gang (minus Jax) is in Hawaii. Jesse awkwardly confronts a troublingly wide-eyed Aaron about the start of his relationship with Michelle, and Nia’s spray tan bed sheet horror is revealed. Luke is crashing out/in a place of snorting wasabi the evening before proposing. Finally, fishing rods in tow, Zack, Nia, and Danny help Luke pull off the sunset surprise of a lifetime for the people’s princess: Kristen Doute. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have a guest host in the stu...Heather Jewett!!!

00:05:02 Doute is a cover model!

00:14:13 Khloe Kardashian is revealing her face procedures...

00:23:01 Diddy found not guilty on SOME counts...

00:29:18 The Valley Recap!

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Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy.

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, where Luke continues prep for his surprise proposal to Doute. Under insurrection by life coach Scott, Jesse hosts another Men’s Rights Summit in his backyard, where the boys (minus Zack) talk feelings, latent alcoholism, and more. The ladies’ Mexican dinner is sidelined by Janet’s war with Doute and Nia; Jasmine and Melissa force everyone to do the unspeakable: participate in a field day competition. Jax, busted for his post-fake rehab deviant ways, gets stood up by Brittany at lunch. Then the sans-Jax group heads to Maui, where Luke gets pre-proposal nerves, Janet and Nia try to mend their schism, and Jesse prepares to confront Aaron.

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With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and what schemes they would run as con artists.

Back on The Valley, Jax is released from fake rehab, 30 days clean and ready for revenge. He assembles the boys at a steakhouse to guilt them for supporting Brittany and deflects onto Danny, who’s once more embroiled in booze-related drama with Jason and Janet. Nia and Danny help Luke plan his Hawaii proposal to Doute with a dose of God’s love, Michelle calls Jesse out for not letting their daughter see her dying grandmother, and Brittany reveals the humiliating secret of Jax’s secret burner account on Instagram. Jax crashes Benji’s surprise party and is comforting Ed by Zack about being a text terrorist, then gets served (finally!) divorce papers by Shawts Cartwright. All is right in the world once more…

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Here’s a little taste of what’s happening on the $10 monthly tier!

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Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent. 

Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening down the hatches. She reveals the “cardiac event” that landed Jax in hospital care was as fake as the rehab he’s pretending to be in. Janet, Jasmine, and Jason bury the beef over margaritas, as Doute’s role in their schism is uncovered. Scheana’s friend Jenna (of old VPR lore) tells Jesse about her past with Michelle’s boyfriend, and Michelle struggles with being in dire need of attention. Completing his coup d’e’tat to oust Jared Lips as Brittany’s best gay, Zack throws her a shawts fest at Jax’s Tavern on the eve of Jax’s return, but Danny’s inner glug-glug demon comes out to play once more. Not even Nia’s tried and true al anon extraction ritual may be able to save the day this time… 

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Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu.

Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control to turn people against Doute, Jasmine and Zack. Zack is in the doghouse after threatening Jared Lips; he also laments his splintered friendship with Brittany. Jasmine, Jason, and Janet face-off on the beach and Danny and Nia get lymphatic drainage for their Christian asses. Brittany makes a chilling discovery about the extent of Jax’s surveillance.

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Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot.

Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass boyfriend, Danny and Jason square off over glug-glugging in the pantry, Jasmine and Melissa break down homophobia and the male gaze to Danny in a brewery, Doute blabs a rumor about Jason & Jahnet, Jax records a new Blair Witch video diary, Scheana, Lala, and Tilapio Schwartz take a break from the retirement home, Doute drops a mortgage bombshell, and a new revelation about Jahnet drives Larz and Carz to question everything they knew to be true.

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Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.

Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight with Nia and Danny’s secret tequila glugging in the pantry. Scheana makes her cosmic return, Jesse plays victim once more, and Doute and Luke tour their harrowing new house. Then, Brit invites the girls over for shots and Jax-free dinner, where Nia is confronted once more with Danny’s gross pig behavior towards Jasmine and Melissa.

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Lara and Carey celebrate the promises of spring, as Lara continues her green-thumb streak as a way to inspire her own personal hydration. They also discuss Diddy’s harrowing trial, Nancy Grace’s unsurprising lock-in, a peculiar new name for an Australian town, and France’s new robot army.

Then on The Valley, the crew’s Santa Barbara trip of sorrow rages on with a trip to the winery, where Jesse remains committed to making Michelle’s life a living Hell. Danny takes things to a place of secret glug-glugging, Nia compartmentalizes, Luke’s hot/hung levels yo-yo, Zack slips on onion dip, and Brittany has just about ENOUGH of the white picket fence facade. 

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Lara and Carey continue to feel the new studio glow, and are ready to bear the weight of the world. They discuss the official start of the Papal Conclave, priests singing showtimes at a piano bar, Barry Diller officially coming out as gay and Lara’s dream marriage, Keith McNally’s new memoir and Balthazar as a spiritual refuge, ChatGPT inspiring spiritual delusion, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, SUP’s future Golden Globe nomination, and possible serial killer in Valley Village. 

Back on The Valley, the crew heads to Santa Barbara to race remote control cars, shawts, and spiritual hilling. Doute and Luke keep their load count high, Brittany thwarts Jax’s rage texts from rehab, Nia and Danny scheme to spread the word of G*d, Zack confronts Janet once more, all while Jesse and Michelle ramp up their psychosexual divorce games. 

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Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they’ve got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immediately. Jesse conspires against Michelle with theories about her alleged transactional relationship with a billionaire, Luke prepares to propose to Doute, and Danny’s drunken pig behavior towards Jasmine and her girlfriend comes to light. Then, Janet assembles the whole crew at Dave & Buster’s for her birthday, where Michelle and Jesse’s Cold War ramps up and a possible mole in the Boys’ Chat is exposed.

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Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope’s open casket diva moment, the Vatican’s ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A’ actress, Kanye’s latest shout from the void, and more. 

Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from Doute, Zack takes a big step with his long distance relationship and reveals his gay hell apartment, Janet continues to be rindom, and Brittany staves off GERD enough to lay down the law with Jax and finally address the deviated septum in the room. 

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• Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno

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• Video Editor: Case Blackwell

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