Lara and Carey risk it all to watch the teaser trailer for Devil Wears Prada 2 and try to make sense of the And Just Like Thatification of everything. They also talk Allison Mack’s glorious return with a new CBC podcast all about her NXIVM days and the aftermath, and why nothing good can come from a spontaneous trip to Albany, NY by way of Vancouver, BC.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies cap off their rindom yacht trip from Hell with deck yoga led by Cap’n Jason and an explosive breakfast where Meredith lays into Britani and Wild Rose over the Seth Marks TikTok scandal. Bronwyn and Meredith’s prank to toss Uni the Unicorn overboard is thwarted by Daisy, the Chief Stew, leading to their harrowing return flight. Off camera, Meredith (egged on by Lisa) allegedly goes full Pazuzu on Britani at 38,000 feet, bringing the other ladies and their first-class cabin to the brink of madness with her.

As the dust settles in Utah, Angie and Elektra discuss Greek pride, Bronwyn reels from newfound cheating allegations against Todd, while Wild Rose delights in living her swinger truth. A makeup-free Britani revels in her new role of victim, as Lisa denies any involvement in Plane Gate to Heather over beignets. Then, Mary and Meredith meet for lunch, where Meredith goes full Galaxy Brain Lawyer, pleading the fifth on all counts.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 Dolls! Come to our Christmas Show!

00:01:35 The Devil Wears Prada 2 Trailer just dropped...

00:10:43 Another reboot of sorts? NXIVM and Allison Mack are back

00:25:00 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey yo-ho out to the Caribbean once more to check in with the Real Housewives of Davey Jones’s Locker on their yacht trip from Hell, but first they discuss All’s Fair debuting to an iconic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and why Kim K is a legend for that.

On RHOSLC, the women wake hungover and charred from the previous night’s battle, as Bronwyn takes to sleeping on the poop deck to avoid sharing a bed with Britani, fresh off her unsuccessful attempt to seduce Captain Jason. Lisa continues to swear her innocence and lob accusations of disloyalty at Meredith. Baby Girl’s loose lips come back to haunt again when Angie — revived from her sea-sick malaise — tells Bronwyn that Lisa shared gossip about Todd’s alleged, fart-laden infidelity. Then, Meredith’s slow-mo bullying of Britani hits a snag at the zombie dinner party, when Miss Bateman dredges up some cheating flotsam involving Seth and an alleged Ohio mistress. Shiver me timbers!

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango is back in the Stu

00:02:48 All's Fair and its iconic zero-star rating

00:14:28 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s. 

The women (minus Bronwyn) head down to Canouan in the Grenadine Islands, where Below Deck’s Captain Jason and his motley crew await. Britani, on a 30-day moratorium from Jared and his big ol’ Osmond dick, tries to find a yacht boyfriend. Meanwhile, Heather and the Captain’s clandestine past bubbles to the surface. Bronwyn arrives late, ready to confront the rumors and nastiness swirling around her head-on, as Heather confides in Wild Rose and Meredith her Lisa press-leaker theory. Angie K succumbs to sea sickness, Mary blows one out, and Wild Rose discovers what may or may not… the lost city of Atlantis. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's hotter than Hades this Halloween!

00:09:00 Lara’s battle for business class

00:16:28 Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre

00:24:06 The era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s

00:35:12 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look. 

On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure as Barlow’s bag of chaos continues to divide the group. Hengie K and Mary repair their fractured sistership and bury some fart beef; Bronwyn begs for Todd’s approval in an ice cream parlor. Tensions with Babygirl and Daddy John brew, as Heather and Lisa lay waste to a boutique. Plus, the mystery of Soup Man deepens. Then Britani and her daughter, Olivia, meet to unpack their estrangement, with Britani’s bone-chilling parenting on full display. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 We're in the new stu!

00:02:33 The dolls are recapping RHONY!!!

00:03:38 We've got eyes on Georgina Chapman

00:06:59 Page six has been startin'

00:16:11 North West has debuted a new lewk

00:28:24 RHOSLC Recap!

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Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn!

Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of course, Entity; she celebrates by arranging a ladies' lunch — complete with a gay psychic reading tarot — at a local vineyard, where we lay our scene. Of course, the peace is short-lived, as Mary reveals the vineyard was the site of an infamous murder-suicide. Angie and Lisa begin to spar, hurling Black Cards, name-dropping a clandestine Soup Man, and calling up the owner of Kérastase. Baby Girl Lisa and Hengie K’s cosmic feud collapses into a black hole, swallowing everyone else into it. Meredith confronts Lisa over rumors and nastiness, and Britani confronts Angie over a real estate faux pas. But none of the women are a match for Lisa and Angie’s bloodbath, which shockingly threatens the sacred sisterhood of Angie and Mary. Entity’s takeover continues… 

Chapters:

00:00:00 A little commotion for Carey's shirt

00:02:39 BOOTS!

00:08:25 Gwyneth is at it again!

00:27:52 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the boardroom continues, and Baby Girl Lisa tries to make it right with the ladies after coming to blows with Whitney and Angie. But her nice streak is short-lived, as she launches a new attack on Angie at her sacred place of work. Whitney puts her at-home stripper pole up again, signaling the true return of THEE Wild Rose. Mary and her cousin/disciple tour her newly renovated church, opening the vault on her cosmic feud with her late mother. Meanwhile, Bronwyn’s own mother wound worsens, as Muzzy ups the ante on her reign of terror. Plus, Hengie K reveals to Meredith that Baby Girl Lisa may or may not be surveilling the Marks family for incriminating information…

Chapters:

00:00:00 Lara has announcements

00:04:22 Carey and Lara were guest judges!

00:09:09 Carey went to Hollywood Forever

00:14:24 Alls Fair Trailer Dropped

00:24:34 RHOLSC Recap!

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Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father, who recounts his harrowing journey from Greece to Ellis Island during WW2, inspiring her to expedite her path to Greek citizenship. Bronwyn introduces us to her own ailing mother, the cruelest lady in all of Salt Lake, as Heather begins to renovate her at-home office/lady cave. Then, Lisa assembles the group at the austere Blue Sky Lodge, where she doms them in the board room with a lesson on lawsuit dismissals, misinformation, triangulation, and the time-honored tradition of shitting on the Wild Rose.

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's Locktober.

00:02:16 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split

00:19:42 Tiffany Pollard is non-binary

00:21:53 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debate the future of their failure-to-launch friendship. Wild Rose elaborates on her and Justin’s business woes and hints at The Entity, an ancient intelligence the Rose family discovers in their basement. Heather and Lisa Barlow meet for a power lunch, where Lisa denies any/all accusations of lawsuits and financial duress, as Mary endures another round of heartbreak as Robert Jr. reveals he’s not fully sober. Finally, the entire cast reunites at the haunted manor of SLC MegaSocialite Amy Steele: Britani blabs to Lisa about Angie’s Jen Shah comparison, and Babygirl and Bronwyn duke it out over rumors and sucking gout d*ck; all while thwarting Entity’s creeping takeover of Utah…

Chapters:

00:00:00 The Rapture was a no-show...

00:10:38 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. 

Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barlow, PLUS Britani) for a spooky and cold camping trip in Provo Canyon. Wild Rose, fuck-ass redheaded bob in tow, stages a prank for the ladies with a posse of male strippers disguised as a SWAT team. Lisa’s legal woes are called out by Bronwyn and Whitney; Wild Rose’s own collapsing business is called out by Britani, who reveals her own engagement and prompt un-engagement to Mormon fuckboy Jared Osmond. 

Setting out in the wide open yonder, the women enjoy kayaking, fly fishing, debating fish CPR, and nibbling sandwiches. But tensions arise around the fire pit as a Women In Business Summit™️ commences. The Wild Rose mourns her failed (felllld) entrepreneurial endeavors, a nonverbal Meredith nods off, Britani defends accusations of dick sucking, Barlow’s iconic backstabbing ways are complained about, and Heather forces ghostly whimsy, as the women—each with a camcorder in hand— set off for a night hike to investigate the vengeful ghost of “Molly Sorensen.”

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's back-to-school time!

00:03:37 TASK rabbits unite

00:14:47 Miu Miu catastrophe!

00:25:21 Celebrity head transplants

00:29:54 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic daughters. They also talk the Phillies Karen and why she’s right. In Bravissimo, Brittany Cartwright updates us on her relationship status with her rindom new boyfriend and a Congrats to the Team is in order for Taylor Frankie of MomTok fame, who’s been chosen as the new Bachelorette.

Then, in a brand new segment called Please Welcome to the Stage, Lara and Carey are joined by performer/writer JV Marxx, who corrects Miss Information and gives a proper education on all things Gooning. He discusses his career, going to clown school, the joys and pitfalls of bringing gooning to the mainstream, and much more. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 Never Forget

00:12:38 She’s Startin’

00:36:54 Bravissimo

00:44:02 Congrats to the Team

00:51:47 Please Welcome to the Stage

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Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool of blood, tariffs claiming another victim in legendary Canadian retail Ssense, Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy to the shock of no one, and a country singer pulling a full Jackson Maine and crashing out on stage. In Armagayddon, Josh Duhamel prepares for doom at his Minnesota compound; a Congrats to the Team is in order for nepo-extraordinaire Chloe Malle on being named Anna Wintour’s replacement at Vogue. Finally, a Paimon-centric Ask Us Anything on Larz and Carz’s go-to manifesting practices. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 LA is rock 'n roll

00:09:19 She’s Startin’

00:47:38 Diva Down

01:09:09 Armagayddon

01:12:22 Congrats to the Team

01:16:54 Ask Us Anything

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Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’, they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They also talk about Will Smith’s terrifying use of AI in his post-slap redemption tour, and why he still has a chance to avoid the Flop Abyss. In Armagayddon, they talk Gen Alphas’ shameless farting in school, why they’ve earned guilt-free flatulence, and millennials’ own farting privilege; they also discuss one woman’s battle with a creeping mold that’s threatening her marriage. In Bravissimo, they talk Karen Huger’s early release from prison next week and why Potomac’s Grand Dame deserves to booze in peace. Then in Ask Us Anything, one thirty-something gay questions his own childless existence in comparison to his straight married friends, and whether or not he should feel behind the heteronormative times.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Carey "watched" Eddington

00:13:35 She’s Startin’

00:42:01 Armagayddon

01:20:32 Bravissimo

01:22:47 Ask Us Anything

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Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year.

She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna Wintour’s worthy successor.

Armagayddon: flop-tingles for The Devil Wears Prada 2, 3I-ATLAS, the Manhattan sized interstellar object hurtling through the solar system, and why one Harvard professor thinks it’s emitting its own light source.

Congrats To the Team: the REAL reason why bees are attacking Austin Butler’s female costars and Lara’s recent bee healer moment in the garden.

Then a quick AMA, where Lara and Carey look back on their respective podcaster evolutions.

(NOTE: this episode was recorded before Caitlin Covington aka Christina Girl Autumn revealed she was kidding and is still, indeed, embracing autumn.)

https://x.com/popcrave/status/1958289432869793838?s=46

Stay true, dolls.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Carey learns his Q's

00:07:42 She’s Startin

00:29:53 Armagayddon

00:52:00 Congrats To the Team

01:01:24 AMA

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Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere.

Back at Radford Studios, Danny’s creepy behavior with Brittany at a party for this year’s Super Bowl is brought before the tribunal. Janet, Jason and Jasmine attempt to squash their beef, as Doute tries (unsuccessfully) to pull one over her rindom nemesis from Ohio. Jax laments the pro-Brittany party at his namesake watering hole as he faces off with Zack one final time. Nia and Danny commit to a throw-everything-at-the-ceiling-defense blitz to deflect from Danny’s drunken sex pestery. And they convince nearly everyone except Janet, who somehow, despite everything and her own incredibly rindom tendencies, comes out victorious against the Old Guard. Jax then leaves the soundstage and disappears into the hazy dusk of the “Other side of the hill,” becoming merely a myth in the San Fernando Valley.

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Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhouse and the continued hope of OG RHONY returning, and more. 

Back at Radford studios, Part 2 of The Valley reunion kicks off with a doozy. Jax reveals his “sobriety” count as he and Brittany’s nightmare divorce games continue. Jax gets rill about his rampant drug use during VPR and Brittany mourns the death of Hooters. Jesse and Michelle face-off over clandestine Zelle payments and possible gay sugar daddies, and Michelle and Aaron’s true relationship timeline is confirmed. Janet and Zack’s cosmic war wages on, with Brittany tactically swearing her allegiance to both. Finally, Glug Glug Danny’s drunken perv behavior is called out, as Nia takes her boutique crisis PR firm to new heights.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Our queen returns from her Italian respite

00:10:28 Lara found a clutch

00:22:16 Ghislane has been transferred...

00:29:45 Carole is back in the clubhouse!

00:36:03 Teddi Mellencamp is startin'

00:41:03 The Valley recap!

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Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’

Then on part one of The Valley reunion, the cast assembles on the main stage to discuss Brittany and Jax’s ongoing divorce nightmare, vasectomies, Doute’s pregnancy-induced act of humility, Michelle and Jesse’s psychosexual warfare, Danny and Nia’s Santa Clarita horror, and much more.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have an ICONIC guest in the stu...

00:04:27 Danny is a Valley Girl!

00:08:24 My Best Friend's Wedding Reboot...

00:11:54 Carey is attracted to Jesse

00:16:14 Danny is a RomCom expert!

00:40:10 The Valley Recap!

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With Lara still on her tour di Italia, Carey enlists the help of comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to recap the season finale of The Valley. They discuss set Feng Shui, Chelsea’s choice to pod sans mic stand, pandemic psychosis, sinister retail associates, Magic Castle food poisoning, shame-based lust, and more.

Back on The Valley, the crew assemble atop a hill at Yamashiro for Michelle’s rindom-ass “Zen Party.” But first, the ladies meet Lala’s new baby, Doute and Brittany discuss infertility woes, Zack and Benjo discuss scrotox, and the boys climb the endless staircases at Jax’s townhouse of terror and gossip about Danny’s scallawag ways. Then, at the zen soirée, Jax and Brittany argue over financial ruin; Jax picks a fight with Danny and Nia. Janet squares up against Doute and Zack, who slowly succumb to Gay Hell.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Chelsea airs out her grievances for our studio couch...

00:04:27 Ellen is staying in the UK permanently!

00:09:51 Chelsea talks about getting back to stand up

00:16:08 America v. Everywhere else...

00:19:25 The Valley Recap!

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Introducing Cult of Body & Soul (new SoulCycle docu series). 

“Cult of Body & Soul” is a docu-podcast series that explores how SOULCYCLE transcended fitness as it captured the New York City zeitgeist with ritual, candlelight, and cult of personality. 

Featuring interviews with instructors, studio managers, front desk staff, and corporate insiders — this is the story behind the brand that became the SoHo House of fitness. 

Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or Watch on YouTube

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-of-body-soul/id1814921742

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Uuyrffmf9LkvCKKqcgKV3?si=oy175GMNTkyS7-krtl54FA

Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr-xXrYQCHg&t=553s

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Larz and Carz discuss the news that has shockwaves rippling through the streets of Los Angeles: Jax Taylor is not returning to The Valley for season three. They break down what they know, what they don’t, and the horseshoe theory connecting Jax’s haters to the social media trolls that caused Jahnet to flee to Switzerland with Jason and her baby.

In the penultimate episode, the San Fernando crew is back on the mainland, still recovering from Doute’s whirlwind engagement and Jahnet’s unbearable rindomness. Jasmine reveals she’s a realtor and shows Nia and Danny a hovel in Sherman Oaks, Jahnet and Jason get matching ring tats, Jax pays his respects to Doute and Luke, and invites Jesse over to his tower of terror townhouse. Nia heads into body horror territory with a mommy makeover consultation as Brittany models some James Mae tees, all while squaring off with Jax in person, revealing that the fan-to-star pipeline is more powerful than we even understand.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango is in the stu!

00:00:42 Jax is leaving The Valley...

00:05:49 Janet has fled to Switzerland!

00:27:24 The Valley Recap!

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Lara is joined by hairstylist to the stars, Clayton Hawkins! The two discuss Denise Richards’ husband, Aaron, filing for divorce. In more Bravo news, JAHnet has fled to Switzerland with her family amidst backlash from The Valley's Bravo fandom, and EJ Global has a new man in her life: A gun-toting special ops sergeant known to his loved ones as "Shrek."

Back on The Valley, we’re transported to what can only be described as the saddest Luau this side of a Courtyard Marriott, where the group—minus Janet and Jason—gathers to celebrate Kristen and Luke’s engagement. Brittany’s loose lips get the best of her, and she tells Jax about the good news, prompting him to blow up the boys' chat and text Kristen to say congrats. Finally, on a tense yacht cruise, Janet and Kristen’s Cold War comes to a head, resulting in paranoid theories about “plants” in the cast, allegations of sexual assault, and more.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Welcome Clayton Hawkins to the stu!

00:06:19 Denise Richard's husband files for divorce...

00:14:03 Janet Caperna has fled to Switzerland!

00:21:08 Erika Jayne has a new man!

00:26:06 The Valley Recap!

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