We’re throwing a party in Vegas! Someone called it SCWPodCon last year, and the name stuck. It’s sponsored by Teleport, the infrastructure identity company. Get SSO for SSH! If Thomas was here, I’m sure he’d tell you that Fly.io uses Teleport internally. Oh also there's some thing called Black..pill? Black Pool? Something like that happening in Vegas, with crypto talks, so we chatted about them a bit, plus some other stuff SCWPodCon 2025: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/events/black...

It seems like everyone that tries to deploy end-to-end encrypted cloud storage seems to mess it up, often in new and creative ways. Our special guests Matilda Backendal, Jonas Hofmann, and Kien Tuong Truong give us a tour through the breakage and discuss a new formal model of how to actually build a secure E2EE storage system. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/sizLiK_byCw Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2025/05/19/e2ee-storage/ Links: - https://brokencloudstorag...

Migrating the US government to quantum-resistant cryptography is hard, luckily the gamer presidents are on it. This episode is extremely not safe for work, nor does it reflect the political opinions of, well, anybody. "Security Cryptography Whatever" is hosted by Deirdre Connolly (@durumcrustulum), Thomas Ptacek (@tqbf), and David Adrian (@davidcadrian)

Apple has pulled the availability of their opt-in iCloud end-to-end encryption feature, called Advanced Data Protection, in the UK. This doesn't only affect UK Apple users, however. To help us make sense of this surprising move from the fruit company, we got Matt Green, Associate Professor at Johns Hopkins, and Joe Hall, Distinguished Technologist at the Internet Society, on the horn. Recorded Saturday February 22nd, 2025. Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2025...

'Let us model our large language model as a hash function—' Sold.Our special guest Nicholas Carlini joins us to discuss differential cryptanalysis on LLMs and other attacks, just as the ones that made OpenAI turn off some features, hehehehe.Watch episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/vZ64xPI2Rc0Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2025/01/28/cryptanalyzing-llms-with-nicholas-carlini/Links:- https://nicholas.carlini.com- “Stealing Part of a Production Language Model”: https...

Just a few days before turning off the lights, the Biden administration dropped a huge cybersecurity executive order including a lot of good stuff, that hopefully [cross your fingers, knock wood, spin around three times and spit] will last into future administrations. We snagged some time with Carole House, outgoing Special Advisor and Acting Senior Director for Cybersecurity and Critical Infrastructure Policy, National Security Council in the Biden-Harris White House, to give us a brain dump...

THE QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE COMING...right? We got Samuel Jacques and John Schanck at short notice to answer that question plus a bunch of other about error correcting codes, logical qubits, T-gates, and more about Google's new quantum computer Willow.Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/12/18/quantum-willowLinks:- https://blog.google/technology/research/google-willow-quantum-chip/ - https://research.google/blog/making-quantum-error-correction-work/- https://blog.googl...

Nothing we have ever recorded on SCW has brought so much joy toDavid. However, at several points during the episode, we may have witnessed Matthew Green's soul leave his body.Our esteemed guests Justin Schuh and Matt Green joined us to debate whether `Dual_EC_DRBG` was intentionally backdoored by the NSA or 'just' a major fuckup.Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/12/07/dual-ec-drbgLinks:- Dicky George at InfiltrateCon 2014, 'Life at Both Ends of the Barrel - An NSA Targ...

You may not be rewriting the world in Rust, but if you follow the findings of the Android team and our guest Jeff Vander Stoep, you'll drive down your memory-unsafety vulnerabilities more than 2X below the industry average over time! 🎉Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/10/15/a-little-bit-of-rust-goes-a-long-way/Links:- https://security.googleblog.com/2024/09/eliminating-memory-safety-vulnerabilities-Android.html- “Safe Coding”: https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3651621- “e...

With the 2024 United States Presidential Election right around the corner, we talk to an unnamed guest who has worked on cybersecurity for political campaigns in the United States since 2004. We recorded this in late August, 2024.Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/10/13/campaign-security/Links:- Active Measures by Thomas Rind: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374287269/activemeasures- Aurora: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation\_Aurora- Google APP announcement, Oc...

We finally have an excuse to tear down Telegram! Their CEO got arrested by the French, apparently not because the cryptography in Telegram is bad, but special guest Matt Green joined us to talk about how the cryptography is bad anyway, and you probably shouldn't use Telegram as a secure messenger of any kind!Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/09/06/telegramLinks:- https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2024/08/25/telegram-is-not-really-an-encrypted-messaging-app/- Lav...

Are you going to be in Vegas during BlackHat / DEF CON? We're hosting a mixer, sponsored by Observa! We have limited capacity, so please only register if you can actually come. Location details are in the confirmation email. Tickets will be released in batches, so if you get waitlisted, there's a good chance you still get in. Looking forward to seeing you in Vegas!Ticket Link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/scwpod-vegas-2024-tickets-946939099337We talk about CrowdStrike in this episode, but we ...

We have Mark Dowd on, founder of Aziumuth Security and one of the authors of The Art of Software Security Assessment, to talk about the market for zero day vulnerabilities, and how mitigations affect monetizing offensive security work.Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/06/24/mdowd/Links:https://www.azimuthsecurity.com/https://www.vigilantlabs.com/https://github.com/mdowd79/presentations/blob/main/bluehat2023-mdowd-final.pdfhttps://i.blackhat.com/USA21/Wednesday-Handouts...

iykykTranscript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/05/25/ekr/Links:- https://hovav.net/ucsd/dist/draft-shacham-tls-fasttrack-00.txt- https://crypto.stanford.edu/~dabo/pubs/papers/fasttrack.pdf- https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc8446- SoK: SCT Auditing in Certificate Transparency: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2203.01661- A hard look at Certificate Transparency, Part I: Transparency Systems: https://educatedguesswork.org/posts/transparency-part-1/- A hard look at Certificate Transpa...

Josh Brown and Paul Grubbs join us to describe how those damned spam calls work, and how STIR/SHAKEN is supposed to try to stop them, but have other privacy and security implications as well. Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/04/30/stir-shaken/Links: - https://iacr.org/submit/files/slides/2024/rwc/rwc2024/98/slides.pdf- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3trxXF0-fRU- Paul Grubbs: https://web.eecs.umich.edu/~paulgrub/"Security Cryptography Whatever" is hosted by ...

(NSFW) Three AI-generated guests rank cryptography things into a tier list. Play along at home and make your own tier list: https://tiermaker.com/create/cryptography-15683166This episode is definitely not safe for work and definitely a parody. Do not base your decision in the 2024 election off of this podcast episode. No campaigns have endorsed this podcast."Security Cryptography Whatever" is hosted by Deirdre Connolly (@durumcrustulum), Thomas Ptacek (@tqbf), and David Adrian (@davidcadrian)

Apple iMessage is getting a big upgrade! Not only are they rolling out ratcheting, but they’re going post-quantum, AND they’re doing post-quantum ratcheting! Douglas Stebila joined us to talk about his security analysis of the new PQ3 protocol update and not indulge our wild Apple speculations:Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/03/03/post-quantum-imessage-with-douglas-stebila/Links:- https://security.apple.com/blog/imessage-pq3/- Security analysis of the iMessage PQ3 pr...

We welcome Franziskus and Karthik from Cryspen to discuss their new high-assurance implementation of ML-KEM (the final form of Kyber), discussing how formal methods can both help provide correctness guarantees, security assurances, and performance wins for your crypto code!Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/01/29/high-assurance-kyber/Links:- https://cryspen.com/post/ml-kem-implementation/- https://github.com/cryspen/libcrux/- https://github.com/formosa-crypto/libjade- h...

Facebook Messenger has finally been end-to-end encrypted, a couple of years after Mark Zuckerberg announced it! Plus Instagram DMs are trialing ephemeral E2EE DMs too! We invited on Jon Millican and Timothy Buck from Meta to discuss this major cross-platform endeavor, and how David Bowie fits into their personal Labyrinth.Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2023/12/28/e2ee-fb-messenger/Links:- https://www.facebook.com/notes/2420600258234172- https://eprint.iacr.org/2022/1044....

Returning champion Martin Albrecht joins us to help explain how we measure the security of lattice-based cryptosystems like Kyber and Dilithium against attackers. QRAM, BKZ, LLL, oh my!Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2023/11/13/lattice-attacks/Links:- https://pq-crystals.org/kyber/index.shtml- https://pq-crystals.org/dilithium/index.shtml- https://eprint.iacr.org/2019/930.pdf- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_integer_solution_problem- Frodo: https://eprint.iacr.org/201...