In this final episode, Sir Ian is confused by time, ponders the mysteries of geometry, sees the Space Station, receives a chain letter, tries to send a message in a bottle, visits a cattery, finds and loses love, observes a shed, discusses Thursday, gives his view of great literature, and contemplates the end of all things before finding a new future.

In this episode, our intrepid hero seeks to re-create The Great Escape, comments on Some Like it Hot, discovers the secret of Catolics and pussy holes, experiences the bleakness of a Sunday in the suburbs, contemplates the mystery of the Big Bang, and just might have seen a ghost.

In this episode we learn about the discovery of the diary, are introduced to Sir Ian at the start of his journey through his limited domain, discover his toilet arrangements, his impressions of his world inside and outside, and hear what he thinks about 2001: A Space Odyssey.