Reunited and it feels so gooooood! For the first time since starting the 'cast, we are in the same room! And what better way to celebrate than with year 2 of our Jolly Old Saint Nick tradition. We highly recommend you join us in watching the 1988 cult classic Vampire's Kiss. Our holiday gift to you.
Distinguished actor Christopher Plummer costars with John Travolta's Very Interesting Hair™ in this dumb movie.
Well I'll tell you one thing right now, this one *definitely* usurps Cool World for the horniest movie prize. Also apparently pudding is something that can be broken, like glass?!
This absolutely baffling movie does everything wrong, but we'll give it this: it NEVER takes its foot off the gas. It's bad and gross and we laughed so hard talking about it.
5% on Rotten Tomatoes? Had to. Not a full-blown atrocity, but it IS the lowest-rated film on Netflix!
88 minutes, 6 red herrings, and a partridge in a pear tree. This was a fun one. My apologies to Francis Ford Coppola.
Want to learn about horse breeding in an extremely roundabout way? Hush has you covered. Lange serves up endless deranged giggles in this thriller flop.
Dungeons, dragons, and a deeply troubling quote from actor Jeremy Irons.
This one is our favorite! It's so bad, we had so much fun. We ran long because there's a lotta meat on them bones.
This one's a little late, but maybe the fact that Michelle inexplicably watched the movie *twice* in 24 hours will make up for that?
The tone of this movie is the color beige come to life. How did they stack the cast like this?
This movie? The grossest. The behind-the-scenes trivia, though? Unbelievable.
This movie might be v. dumb (and also somehow sticky?) BUT it's a pleasant palate cleanser after Shadowboxer. This is our second Steven Dorff flick in two weeks and MAN did that guy need to fire his agent.
We did it, we found the worst movie! The first half is laughably batshit. The second half contains the most shocking scene in any movie either of us can recall.
Is this the most pretentious movie ever or the dumbest? Well folks, it's both. If there is such thing as a "depressing romp" this movie is exactly that.
It's our one year pod-iversary! We cannot for the life of us figure out how Anthony Hopkins agreed to be in this baffling low budget movie. If you can explain the plot of this movie to us you win $10.
It's Michelle's birthday, so as a special gift to herself she picked this $35 mil straight-to-video monstrosity. Enjoy the podcast but for God's sake, don't watch the movie.
Hollywood didn't like this movie but we sure as hell did! Two thumbs way up for this adventurous romp that we would describe as both FUN and CUTE.
This week we are joined by special guest and old friend Alex Gellner to talk lights, glamour, and the shifting time-space continuum that is Burlesque. This movie was real bad, but we think we figured out how to save it.