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Send us a text Trigger Warning for anyone involved in the Chernobyl disaster or the "The People vs Mickey Mouse" Trial - we're with you, Comrades!

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Send us a text The ineffectiveness of the answer may surprise you! We're back after a seasonal (read: COVID-19) hiatus and the failed piloting of another cursed format, absolutely and Honestly of our own frEe wilL and not out of fear of any Particular Russian tyrant. This week, after a brief comedic foray into the current geopolitical landscape to try and lighten it the fuck up a bit, we explore the adventures of everyone's favourite not-so-much-a cannibal Robert Maudsley also known as the...

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Send us a text Does humming the song protect you from copyright infringement laws? We hope so, because we celebrate being the 63rd highest ranking podcast in Ecuador by attempting to hum "Ecuador" by Sash!, which turns out to be pretty much impossible. Further celebrations are called for because in an incredibly rare occurrence this week we talk about what we said we were go to talk about - three cheers for basic planning and follow through! This week we discuss the 2021 film The Conjurin...

Send us a text Are you a "When She was Bad" Hair, or "Amends" Hair? Either way, Sarah Michelle Gellar is never allowed cut her hair again. In keeping with the new format, this week we're following up on last week's episode with the true life story which inspired Scream 4. But of course, this being the Scream franchise, even this murder is extremely meta because it was inspired by the original Scream. So it's very chicken and the egg-y. This week we are discussing the murder of...

Send us a text Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Spotify! Well surprise Bitch, bet you'd thought you had seen the last of us. Well, that's because we told you it was, but actually did we though? Not officially. We've risen from the dead with Season 2, on our one year Anniversary to be exact (Billy & Stu would approve). It's been a long *checks episode list* six months and we've missed you terribly. You probably didn't notice we were gone, unless you're one of our listeners...

Send us a text In anticipation of Season 2 of Scream Queens we decided to update our trailer with some of our best bits of Season 1 - because we don't know what a trailer is apparently! We hope you enjoy this something of a recap, timestamps for the episodes are below. Give us a subscribe, or follow us on Instagram @screamqueenspodcasting 00:00:25 Episode 2 - You're All Going to Die Up There 00:07:08 Episode 3 - God is Good, God is Kool(aid) 00:16:06 Episode 4 - You Stay Here and Ru...

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Send us a text Oh you want a synopsis, do ya? Well have ALL THE SYNOPSES IN THE WORLD. So we're gonna keep this short & sweet, because every few weeks we endeavor to keep our episodes to an hour max and then immediately decide to not stick to those rules. So here we have it folks, our short episode of the month, so ignore Dannii's warning at the beginning that this is a long one - it isn't. She also warns it's missing loads of details - it also isn't. This week we're discussing H....

Send us a text Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty whacks, and when he saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one. So basically none of that is true whatsoever, but you know what they say: never let the truth get in the way of a good-old terrifying children's song about a violent parenticide! In this episode we tell the story of the homely and quite honestly FREELOADING Borden sisters, who may or may not have brutally murdered their DISGUSTINGLY RICH father ...

Send us a text Sophie has been doing a lot of "dr...awings" lately, and we're all very concerned. Don't be fooled, this not an intervention for a listener named Sophie! She genuinely is just drawing and for some reason she's going to draw us, but she hasn't yet so maybe she won't, but she really should. This is a special episode because for the first time ever, Dannii thinks this story is a FAKE, which literally never happens because no matter what she says she has definitely handed her wa...

Send us a text We're back to the cursed format we're always terrified of doing, particularly one with basically no research either beyond finding a pre-written article - this time not from Good Housekeeping, at least. To be honest we've enough self-researched episodes out there that we can get away with it, unlike that time we did it in our second ever episode. And speaking of cursed formats, we're discussing Cursed Movies - not just of "The Ring" die-when-you-watch-it nature, but also movie...

Send us a text HEYllo whatsupyouguys? Do you remember that episode of the IT Crowd with the cannibal who places a personal ad to find someone to eat? Well, turns out that before Graham Linehan was a transphobic arsehole, he was also not very original. In this episode we explore the case of Armie Ham-eh, I mean Armin Meiwes, a son of a police office who could somehow afford to build a house modelled on a giant Rubix cube who's mother was apparently responsible for turning him into a ho...