SCP-3198 is the collective designation for Mobile Task Force Lambda-9 ("Big Fucking Guns"). This task force was created to contain Keter-level objects that require deployment of high-yield ordinance in the event of a containment breach. Content Warnings: Gunfire, explosions, violent deaths, and eating bugs. Transcript Patrons April 25 - May 1 Connor McCartneyy, pauu jon, Loren Edens, Nick Miller, Z.R. LaRoux, HunkofContent, Jodie Cotton, Emelie, Dylan Murphy, James Good, Jake Bates, Thomas Burns, Joseph Ferrara, Captain, Juan Heydenrecih, Alex Hayes, Burnley Bonner, and The Helpful Demon! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3198 was written by ChrisAKAPiefish Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Elissa Park I9 Radio Operator - Janine Bower Task Force Control - Jesse Hall Apache Pilot - Damon Alums L9 Actual - Rissa Montanez Apache Gunner - Liv Smith Researcher Sanders - Stephen Indrisano Lydia - Hannah Schooner Tash - Madeleine Moore Sgt. Emerson - Marta da Silva Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger Original Music by Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editing by Daisy McNamara Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Please- Do not- Make… “boom boom” words… No making of boom-boom words on computers or… not computers [muffled explosions] Content Warnings:  Death by explosions, lamentations of the bereaved, loss of personal identity

SCP-6274 is a unique phenomenon affecting hauntings, apparitions, and spectral entities within the grounds of the Burnley Estate.The estate is located in Pollensbee, Mississippi, USA. SCP-6274 causes sudden intensification and subsequent cessation of previously stable spectral activity. Content Warnings: Gore, implied suicide, pregnant mother in distress, mentions of implied slavery/colonialist oppression, and gunfire.

SCP-Y is registered as a Class F Infohazard. SCP-Y is the set of all numbers which do not exist. Content Warnings: Descriptions of weird death Patrons March 22-31 Aaron Uhrlaud, Doc, Zesty Zaya, ashlyn, Lipidz_02, Robin G, morlevart, IZabella Brunson, LunarTempest, kingo playz, Nunya Beeswax, Beb Jo, Pasta Banshee, Katrina Chapman, Cyrus Wengler, Your Tacodealer, JAMIE LICHTENBARGER, Eric A, Jessica B, Steve Fleming, Shawn McCarthy, Zykque, and ItsMeNova! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-Y was written by Sam Swicegood Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Elissa Park Computer - Rissa Montanez Dr. [Redacted] - Nate DuFort Dr. Buchanon - Marquiz Moore Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger Original Music by Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

SCP-4511 is a large mechanical construct resembling a pig located in the basement of Danforth Meatpacking, a disused meat-packing factory in Chicago, USA Content Warnings: Gore, harm to animals (dogs, pigs) Transcript Patrons March 13-21 Special thanks to patron Dall, Samantha Bouwann, Oops, Aaron Hoffman, Rae, Tyler Mayhew, Ryan Bray, Sakurai, Myeisha Meredith, Dewald Hattingh, Kaytlin Shiki, Synertex, Ghastly, Shane Caraway, Jahmayne Masterz, Dalson Wilson, Eric Waffles, likeekil, Dusty455, Owen Potts, puuungi, William Manthe, and Fayina Blando! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-4511 was written by RounderHouse and Jade Skylar Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Virginia Spotts Command - Jesse Hall Epsilon 1 - Ben Counter Epsilon 2 - Hannah Schooner Epsilon 3 - Brandon Nguyen Epsilon 4 - Madeleine Moore SCP-4511 - Chris Harris-Beechey Unknown - Liv Smith Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger Original Music by Newton Schottelkotte Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Two hours, just two more fucking hours... Produced by SCP Archives Troma Unit was written by Michelle Johnson Clara Kill- Janine Bower Trish Payne- Daisy McNamara Nurse Green- Rebekah McLoughlin Stomach Issues- Giancarlo Herrera Insurance Agent- Chris Harris-Beechey Dr. Blank- Vic Collins Officer Casey- Derrick Valen Med School- Dustin Parsons Dialogue Editing & Sound Design - Dustin Parsons Original Music Mattie Roi Berger

SCP-4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name 'Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This'.

SCP-8140 is a collection of Daevite artifacts unearthed from the prehistoric ruins of Göbekli Tepe, an ancient settlement in the southeastern region of Anatolia, abandoned circa 8000 BCE Content Warnings:  Death of a loved one, descriptions of violent interracial conflict, discussions of genocide, gore and dismemberment, ritualized murder of a helpless slave.

SCP-8140 is a collection of Daevite artifacts unearthed from the prehistoric ruins of Göbekli Tepe, an ancient settlement in the southeastern region of Anatolia, abandoned circa 8000 BCE

The Ethics Committee has formed this special tribunal to discuss long term containment protocols developed by the Order of the Secret Root to contain the entity designated SCP- 2845.

“Your presence in this department is a little unusual, Miss Jacob, but that's why you're here. We expected you to experience unusual side effects. You're in unexplored territory…” Content Warnings:  Mentions of the extinction of the human race, and implied use of memory-altering drugs.

The sun had barely risen on the Las Vegas strip, and Director House was already regretting waking up.

SCP-3199 is a species of sapient chimera composed of silkie chicken, chimpanzee, stoat, mussel, adder, and human DNA.

SCP-4548 is a green star that appears in the night sky. It is a memetic, cosmological phenomenon with adverse effects on human cognition. Content warnings: Paranoia,  Isolation, Discussions of mental health, implied self harm.

SCP-6819 is a phenomenon occurring on highways in the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. Content warnings: Body horror, gore, medical assistance in dying, implied gun violence, car crashes, animal death.

It is a dark and stormy night. Content warnings: Body horror, gore, thalassophobia/aquaphobia

SCP-1919 is an early 19th-century mansion in [REDACTED], which was converted into a hotel in the early 20th century and later abandoned...

SCP-2774 is an unidentified cognitohazardous humanoid, believed to be wearing a sloth costume.