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Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Alex
38 episodes
2 days ago
Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage
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Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage
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Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska

For the final episode of Seaon One, we present to you one of the original recordings of Alex's interview with Kingsley Montivelo. In this interview, Kingsley plants the seeds in Alex's mind that there is a grand conspiracy to undercover regarding the Ilkhatal's fight for freedom, the Demon War, and Heva's elite.


CWs: References to imprisonment, torture, and death, manipulation


Transcript


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3 days ago
12 minutes 40 seconds

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day

Margaret retires from the IFM and tells her commanding officer that the ILA is a broken organization


CWs: Loss of a loved one, trauma, grief, references to police violence and mass death 


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1 week ago
7 minutes 59 seconds

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold

After watching his friends die in front of him, Kingsley makes a very questionable deal with an incredibly untrustworthy person.


CWs: colonial violence, references to mass death, trauma, panic attack, grief, loss of loved ones, suggested substance usage, minimization of grief, references to suicide


Transcript


⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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2 weeks ago
15 minutes 17 seconds

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market

After finding out that Sebastian Wallace has spent the last 47 years wearing cufflinks made from the horns of Kingsley's cousin, Alex takes a small break and goes on a trip with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline. During the trip, Alex ruminates on what it means to survive in a world determined to kill you and your friends.


CW: White people struggling to understand colonialism, mass death, selling body parts, colonial violence, police brutality and violence, alcoholism, ceremony to honor victims of police violence, loss of bodily autonomy, inability to claim body of loved ones, loss of loved ones, trauma


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⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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1 month ago
14 minutes 23 seconds

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Episode 18 - Bombings Damage Shairley Prison and Defense's Office

After barely surviving Siegfried's Day, Kingsley has to accept what it means to be a survivor and decide if he wants to keep fighting for his people's liberation.


CW: Colonial violence, police violence and brutality, trauma, grief, treating an injury caused by police violence, loss, references to mass death, disfigurement, loss of loved ones


Transcript


⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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1 month ago
22 minutes 39 seconds

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Episode 17 - Bearcaska Police Re-Open Investigation into Officer's Conduct During Siegfried's Day and Determine Their Officers Acted Appropriately
  • Kingsley and his friends instigate a colony wide protest on Election day, protesting that Ilkhatal don't have the right to vote. When the police are called to handle the disturbance, events turn tragic.


  • CWs: Police violence and brutality, colonial violence, mass death, witnessing mass death, treating an injury caused by police violence, trauma, loss of loved ones


    Transcript

    Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    1 month ago
    21 minutes 47 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 16 - Senator Tossier: "People Always Ask Why Are You Ilkhatal So Violent. No One Ever Asks Why is the State Violent?"

    An original recording of the interview between Alexander Phillips and former ILA member, Senator Devin Tossier. They discuss Devin's experience in the ILA, Kingsley's trial, and abolishing the prison system.


    Transcript


    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    2 months ago
    28 minutes 29 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 15 - President Cathal Galloway: "I'm Far More Interested in the Future Than Any Past Horrors Kingsley's Trial will Resurrect.”

    Kingsley attends Ernest’s and Asia’s wedding and muses on how elusive the future feels.


    Transcript


    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    2 months ago
    10 minutes 21 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 14 - Heva Will Not Celebrate the 46th Anniversary of Siegfried’s Day. Killbraugha will Celebrate as Planned

    The Ferdarian Gazette's very own founder, Quentin Jacobi, risks life, limb, and reputation interviewing Kingsley and his friends.


    ⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠

    

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    3 months ago
    7 minutes 46 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 13 - Prosecution Submits Evidence of Kingsley's Administration Mistreating Prisoners of War, including Feeding POWs to the Demon Death Squads

    Kingsley and his friends race to rescue their Devin, Ernest, and Sean from being executed.


    ⁠Transcript⁠


    ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠

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    3 months ago
    15 minutes 13 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 12 - Honorable Lyle Byrdwin Urges Hevian President to Call in the Army to Deal with Ilkhatal Protesting Kingsley's Trial

    Alex agrees to interview Devin, Margaret, and Caroline to provide a counter perspective on the events described in Kingsley’s memoir.


    CWs: White people failing to understand colonialism, references to colonial violence, police brutality, and war


    Transcript


    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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    3 months ago
    11 minutes 39 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 11 - Ilkhatal President Cathal Galloway calls Heva's Proposal to Close the Hevian-Killbraugha Border "A Grave Mistake that Will Exasperate Already High Tensions."

    Violence escalates further in Bearcaska as the Ilkhatal are resettled in their own district and the brutally militant separatist organization, the Ilkhatal Freedom Movement (IFM) reach out to Kingsley and his friends.


    CWs: colonial violence, forced resettlement, police violence and brutality, references to torture and assassinations, death by immolation, violent arrests


    Transcript


    ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠

    Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    5 months ago
    21 minutes 33 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 10 - Abolitionists Margaret Leland and Senator Devin Tossier Refuse to Testify in Kingsley's Trial

    Devin writes a letter to his friend and fellow rebel, Caroline Galloway, begging her to help him counter Kingsley’s narrative published by the Ferdarian Gazette.


    Transcript



    ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠

    Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    5 months ago
    6 minutes 20 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 9 - Opening Statements Read at Sebastian Wallace's Trial for War Crimes Committed While He Served on Kingsley's Cabinet

    Kingsley and his friends are determined to assassinate Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin before she steps one foot in Bearcaska.


    CWs: Torture, death, police brutality and violence, caring for injuries caused by police brutality, hanging, racism, colonialism, use of fictional slurs, colonial violence, assassination, animal death


    Transcript



    ⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠on Bluesky⁠

    Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    5 months ago
    22 minutes 54 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 8 - General Bernadette "the Butcher" Griffin's Tombstone Vandalized Three Days Before 20th Anniversary of her Death

    Alex writes a scathing retrospective on Bernadette “the Butcher” Griffin, the poster child of Hevian colonialism.


    Content Warnings: References to colonial violence, colonialism, torture, death, war, imperialism and empire building


    Transcript


    ⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠on Bluesky⁠

    Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    5 months ago
    8 minutes 40 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 7 - Prosecution Introduces List of War Crimes Committed by the Montivelo Administration during the Second Shadow War

    Kingsley and his friends argue - and end friendships - over how to resist the Hevian colonial empire.


    Transcript


    ⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠

    ⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and on Bluesky

    Support ⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    6 months ago
    22 minutes 46 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 6 - Prosecution Experiences a Flurry of Death Threats Amidst an Increased Number of Reported Demon Sightings

    Frustrated that their access to Kingsley has been denied because of concerns over Kingsley’s safety, Alex visits a local bar and seeks comfort and support from a friend. 


    CWs: Reference to a bombing and mass death


    Transcript


    Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠ on Instagram

    Support ⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    7 months ago
    9 minutes 30 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 5 - Prosecutor's Office Bombed! Kingsley's Trial Postponed for Three Weeks

    The ILA plants bombs in the sewers and have to make a quick escape before they are caught by the patrolling police.


    Check out our website:⁠ https://www.theferdariangazette.com/ ⁠for episode extras.

    Follow us on ⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠ on Instagram

    Support ⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    7 months ago
    23 minutes 7 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 4 - Kingsley’s Trial Interrupted by Protestors Reading the Names of Ilkhatal Murdered by Hevian Soldiers and Police

    After witnessing the murder of an innocent Ilkhatal, Kingsley joins the separatist organization the Ilkhatal Liberation Army (ILA).


    Content warnings for this episode include police brutality.


    ⁠⁠Sound and Song credits⁠

    

    Check out our website: https://www.theferdariangazette.com/ for episode extras.

    Follow us on @FerdarianGazette on Instagram

    Support the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi

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    7 months ago
    25 minutes 41 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Episode 1 - Kingsley Montivelo, Former President of Heva, Charged With War Crimes

    Alexander Phillips, traumatized reporter for the Ferdarian Gazette, is editing the memoir of a potential war criminal. Better than facing their demons, rights?


    Content warnings for this episode include references to self-harm, suicidal thoughts, torture, and war. 


    Sound and Song credits


    Check out our website:⁠ https://www.theferdariangazette.com/ ⁠for episode extras.

    Follow us on ⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠ on Instagram

    Support ⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-Fi


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    7 months ago
    13 minutes 58 seconds

    Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
    Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage