It's the Season Two Finale! Allison and Jess are taking a summer break, but before they go, they have one more episode for you, and BOY it has it all. Pirate Queens, excellent organizational methods, ghost possessions, conspiracy theories, and a whole lot of laughter.
We'll be back in September! Have a safe summer!
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In this final Pride episode of June, the girls chat about ~Corporate Pride~ and the drinking culture in the gay community. Will drinking pride beer make you gay? Only Allison and Jess can tell you.
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Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Allison and Jess continue their Pride theme this week with a long chat about LGBTQ+ activists in the US. Allison tells Jess all about Edith Windsor, her iconic romance with Thea Spyer, and their long battle for marriage equality. Jess takes a walk down Harvey Milk Blvd. and tells Allison about Harvey's rise to politics, and his impact on the Gay Rights movement.
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It's pride and we love the homosexual agenda. In this week's pride-themed 3 2 1 Shots episode, the gals chat queer representation in television. From Friends to Netflix's Queer Ultimatum they cover it all.
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It's a surprise episode to kick off summer! This week, Jess starts off with a story about influencer on wanna-be influencer crime, and Allison scares the hell out of anyone who has ever known a set of twins.
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Siblings. Most of us have one, and some of us even like ours. After months and months of hearing Jess and Allison roast him, Kyle, Allison's infamous older brother has come on the pod to set the record straight. They chat sibling dynamics, resolving conflict, and finding humor in the trauma.
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This week on the podcast, the girls chat about breakthroughs in medicine. Allison starts off with a story of justice for stolen research cells that lead to saving millions of lives, and Jess takes everyone through a brief, 4,000-year history of birth control.
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Social media. We're addicted to it but it also gives platforms to people who don't traditionally have them. It's a scourge on society but also connects people from all over the world. This week, Allison and Jess get honest about their relationship with social media.
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To wrap up the royal theme heading into the coronation later this week, the girls decided to take it waaaaaaaaaayyy back to ancient times. Jess starts us off with a classic Disney retelling and Allison narrates an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Cleopatra edition. The tea is PIPING with thousand year old gos.
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Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. King Henry VIII was many things, but a survivor is not one of those things when it comes to the conveniences of modern-day times. In this week's 3 2 1 shots, Allison and Jess count the things that would send a 15th-century English royal into a coma. Bidets? Disney Adults? The list is endless.
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The royal coronation of King Charles is less than a month away, and to celebrate(?) the gals got together and spilled some truly royal tea. Allison tells the story of Prince Phillip's little-known mother, and Jess gives all the juicy deets on the fail son extraordinaire, Prince Edward VIII.
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In one of the most chaotic episodes yet, Allison and Jess take an imaginative journey into each other minds. Thanks to Jess' love of artificial intelligence, the girls are asked, "If your mind were an island, what would it look like?" Co-hosted by whip cream flavored vodka and St. Germain.
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After talking about how much rich people suck, the gals decided they needed a week of heartwarming tales. Jess starts out with a tale of neighborly love in Canada in the wake of 9-11, and Allison tells the miraculous story of 13 survivors and three very good hobby cave divers.
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Happy 50 episodes of salting, liming, and storytiming with us! To celebrate this milestone, Jess and Allison pop some champers and talk about the 50 things they want to do before 50. Treasure, sleep schedules, and shenanigans abound.
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It's scammers and thieves week! In this episode of failure icons, Jess and Allison can't help but laugh at the audacity of the uber-wealthy. From the chaos of the Fyre Festival to Anna Delvey putting her friends into credit card hostage situations, these two iconic(?) scammers truly take the cake for living in their own universe.
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It's a horror filled episode for the bright balm of spring. This week, Allison and Jess discuss horror movies, their impact on their lives, and the place scary movies have in our culture.
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In this Suprise Episode, Jess sashays into the universe of Ru Paul Charles and Allison pulls off a diamond heist. The girls catch up about Allison's latest bodily injury and the 38 new fears Tiktok has unlocked for Jess. If it's not already clear - Salt, Lime, Storytime supports drag queens, drag shows, and drag content!
In this special guest 3 2 1 Shots episode, the girls are joined by friend of the pod, Martha, to read your dating horror stories and share some of their own. From pouring out drinks in a date's houseplant to hitchhiking home instead of staying with a date for one more minute, this episode has it all.
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It's a heartbreak episode! Allison and Jess get together in person and tell each other vastly different heartbreaking tales about revenge, man (or robot's) search for meaning, and what we'll do for those we love.
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Happy Valentine's day! Or at least...happy day after Valentine's Day? In the spirit of the holiday, Jess and Allison do a "Love Themed" random topic and dive into all the different types of love we experience as humans.
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Podcast Music: Matt Kemp