It's Christmas in July and you need proper continuity for this story line before season 2 premieres! So, enjoy a retelling of A Christmas Carol, but the version that ACTUALLY happened. Welcome to your obligatory 2023 version of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens! The Christmas Spirit Union has gone on strike! So, it is up to Theb A Stard and Tim The Producer to save Christmas for everyone…AGAIN! This time, our great American hero and his producer will keep the holiday alive becoming the Christmas spirits for Ebenezer Scrooge! Time Stamps A Call From The Christmas Magic Authority - 0:00 - 6:45 Intro - 6:45 - 7:54 Welcome to 1843 London! - 7:54 - 14:16 Real American Commercial - 14:16 - 16:44 Jacob Marley - 16:44 - 23:17 Real American Commercial - 23:17 - 23:59 Waiting for the first spirit - 23:59 - 25:32 Real American Commercial - 25:32 - 26:25 The Spirit of Christmas Past - 26:25 - 32:15 Real American Commercial - 32:15 - 34:19 The Spirit of Christmas Present - 34:19 - 43:40 Real American Commercial - 43:40 - 45:02 The Spirit of Christmas Future - 45:02 - 51:05 A Message From The Real American Company - 51:05 - 53:26 The Christmas Magic Authority - 53:26 - 01:01:10 Credits - 01:01:10 - 01:03:56 SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows Road Trip! A Journey Across America - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "America! The Podcast" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

Today, Theb and Tim cause Mitch McConnell to have a stroke and then search for batteries to power Theb's Pikachu Yellow Gameboy. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Theb and Tim visit former congressperson and fellow 76er (someone who was alive before the revolution like Theb), Benjamin Borne - the Embodiment Of and Only Hope For Rhode Island. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb and Tim enjoy a peaceful day on Bird Head Island and learn about Theb's family while they wait for Big James Johnson, the embodiment of and only hope for the great state of North Carolina. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

With the embodiment of New York and his proxy on their honeymoon, Theb and Tim must visit the embodiment of New York City, Squeakers The Rat King, First of His Name. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb and Tim visit Monticello and are forced to solve a series of magic riddles created by none other than THE Finneas Ficklebee! Additional Voices Tim Phillippe as Finneas Ficklebee and the King Of Trees. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb and Tim do a little bowling in Theb's efficiency apartment in the Great State of New Hampshire. Remember: DO NOT USE THE GREEN BALL! SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional voices Tim Phillippe as "Robin" Additional music for this episode was sourced through Pixabay - 80s Synth Wave by Alexi Action Future Bass by Alexi Action Sunset Beats by Joyyee Hawaii in Kingston by Matthew Mike Cole Gypsy Jazz Guitar by William King Blues by Music For Videos 60s Rock Organ Improvisation by Julius H Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "America! The Podcast" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

Today, Theb and Tim stop for some BBQ at the restaurant of Tall John Johnson, the embodiment of and only hope for South Carolina. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb and Tim make a quick stop in Washington DC for some Pokemon business, and then its off to Baltimore to speak with an alive and well Edgar Allen Poe, the embodiment of and only hope for Maryland. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb and Tim journey into the underbelly of Harvard University to speak with the JFK Jr, the Embodiment of and only hope for Massachusetts. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb and Tim enjoy a good 'ol fashioned Connecticut garden party before meeting Charles Abernathy IV, The Embodiment Of And Only Hope For Connecticut. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents - YOUTUBE CHANNEL ATP Presents - APPLE PODCASTS CHANNEL America! The Podcast - SPOTIFY Other ATP Presents Shows America! The Podcast - APPLE, SPOTIFY , YOUTUBE America! The Conversation - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE I Do Not Trust This Person - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE They're Not Sending Their Best - APPLE, SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE Social Links TikTok - @americathepodcast Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Additional music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com) "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more information, please visit ShwayMedia.com and ATPPresents.com 

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim seek out the proxy to Roberta Gordon, the Embodiment Of And Only Hope For Georgia. SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents Youtube ATP Presents Apple Channel Road Trip! - Spotify Social Links Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. Music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim are in Atlantic City and head to Club P Stank to speak with Johnny 'Six Toes' Caparelli, The Embodiment Of And Only Hope For New Jersey! SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents Youtube ATP Presents Apple Channel Road Trip! - Spotify Social Links Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. Music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim spends some time on the Jersey Shore before needing to go to the hospital. Why? Listen and find out! SUBSCRIBE HERE ATP Presents Youtube ATP Presents Apple Channel Road Trip! - Spotify Social Links Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. Music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

Today, Theb A Stard and Tim The Producer seek out Esther Chavez, the embodiment of and only hope for the great state of Pennsylvania! On a related note, Esther is also the daughter of Punxsutawney Phil of Groundhog Day fame. Subcscribe To ATP Presents On Youtube! Social Links Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. Music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

In this first episode, Theb A Stard and Tim The Producer head to America's first state to seek out Dave Richards, the embodiment of and only hope for the great state of Delaware! Video segments ATP Presents Youtube Tiktok - @AmericaT hePodcast Instagram - @AmericaThePodcast Social Links Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. Music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com! 

Theb has received a phonecall from the Illuminati letting him know he has lost his powers! The cause?! One of the State Embodiments voted AGAINST our host during the Embodiment Of America Voting Ceremony! Confused?! Well, hit play for some great american clarification! Video segments ATP Presents Youtube Tiktok - @AmericaT hePodcast Instagram - @AmericaThePodcast Social Links Theb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedy Show Twitter - @AmericaThePod Show IG - @AmericaThePodcast Show Facebook - @AmericaThePodcast Shway Media Twitter - @ShwayMedia Sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, and Ambient-Mixer.com. Music heard in this episode was procured through Story Blocks and Pixabay. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (TimmyTwoStep.com). "Road Trip! A Journey Across America" was created by Tim Phillippe and is a production of Shway Media and America! The Podcast Presents. For more, visit www.ATPPresents.com and www.ShwayMedia.com!