Oh my goodness gracious over oh my stars to start the show today...Let's get moving on this election day as we get to Opening Audio...Splash, a search and rescue otter, uses air bubbles to smell human remains underwater, helping law enforcement find missing people...Whoopi Goldberg tears up co-host's note clarifying 'joke' she made about Trump using an autopen...A Couple survives a harrowing bear encounter on a remote hike in Prince George, BC...An Iconic gym bans a NY woman after she alleges a trans member 'stared and swore' while she was changing in locker room...Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84...Gunfire erupted at two separate Halloween weekend parties in Rutherford County, one in Spindale and another in Ellenboro...Two larceny suspects with 44 prior arrests combined now in custody in Asheville...Do you get pissed if someone calls you a redneck? That took us to Listener Court...A 102-year-old Houston woman wears high heels, gets mani-pedis, and shops on her own...A gym in China's Shandong province is offering a Porsche to anyone who can lose 110lbs in just three months...Upstate NY woman arrested for false report of needle in Halloween candy...A Halloween candy scare in Rockville, Maryland, involving sewing needles in gummy bears...Police said that a sewing needle was found sticking out of a Twix candy bar in Michigan...Kentucky officers are warning parents to check Halloween candy after needles were found inside treats...Amazon’s Thanksgiving meal feeds a family of 5 for $25, and includes an entire turkey and classic sides...The Louvre Museum’s security measure mistakes include the password “Louvre"...A reimagining of the classic TV show ‘Bewitched” is in development...Oreo is selling a limited-edition 12-count cookie tin...The flavors include turkey & stuffing, creamed corn, sweet potato, cranberry sauce, caramel apple pie, and pumpkin pie...We can tell you where we are heading...That is to Charlie's house to feed him green beans...While we do that you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Did everyone get that extra hour and their nappy poo over the weekend? Now that we are rested let's get to Opening Audio...At 13 you should stop trick or treating...A man is going viral because he believes the same thing...He shoots teens with a nerf gun..."So, was someone going to tell me that if you have a sunroof, there is a sunroof drain? ... sunroof having besties out there."...A Mississippi chihuahua missing for 5 years has been reunited with owners after being found in Florida...An intoxicated northern Michigan man is accused of breaking into a woman's home and smearing feces on her furniture...Woman who stabbed father after fight about clogged toilet sentenced to prison. Kimberly Mann, of Orange County, pleaded guilty to felony assault...Potato Man, a Lancaster, PA, homeowner, hands out potatoes to trick-or-treaters instead of candy, surprising but delighting many...Sean “Diddy” Combs has been put to work doing his fellow inmates’ dirty laundry after being transferred to the Federal Correctional Institution Fort Dix in New Jersey...A New urban sports club opens in the River Arts District amid bounce back from Helene...MTV is pulling the plug on its long-running viral video show “Ridiculousness” after 14 years and a staggering 46 seasons on air...Dispatch reportedly advised a man, later identified as Joseph Courbat, was concealing power tools down the front of his pants...Mr. Pibb is back. Coca-Cola has rebranded the soda 24 years after it was discontinued...A drunk man fell into a butcher's and snacked on sausages...A Mississippi woman killed an escaped monkey, fearing for her children's safety...UPDATE: Missing North Carolina teen found in Ohio...Isaac Dulgarian is reportedly no longer in the UFC. On Saturday, Dulgarian’s fight against Yadier Del Valle was flagged by a few sportsbooks after the betting line moved suddenly minutes before the fight...Michael Jackson is the highest-paid dead celebrity of 2025 with $105 million...Duane Roberts, credited with inventing the first frozen burrito, passed away at the age of 88 on Saturday....A teacher is accused of showing up to work high on cocaine and giving a vape to students...We hope you had enough daylight saving rest and you check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo is the little sister for Halloween when he heads out trick or treating...It is Asheville...He will be good...Let's get to Opening Audio...King Charles strips his brother Andrew of ‘prince’ title and evicts him from the royal mansion...Say hello to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor...A pair of siblings in Minnesota just turned 100 years old. Stella Strinmoen Egland and Floyd Strinmoen are fraternal twins who celebrated the momentous occasion with friends and family this past weekend...Hang loose...An emergency medical technician has been fired over allegations of taking a photo of a body in a morgue...A Southern Kentucky woman receives human body parts in a package delivery mix-up...Japan is turning to its army to address a spike in bear attacks after ten people were killed and another 100 injured in 2025...Daniel Harrisson, 77, Donald Knapp, 74, Gaetane Lambert, 73, Steven Marhenke, 60, Elmer Quandt, 77, and Nickolas Ramos, 27, were arrested on Saturday, Oct. 25, and charged with indecent exposure and exposure of sexual organs...Moe's Southwest Grill in Biltmore Village has been demolished after the Helene flood damage...A traffic stop on I-40 near the Haywood/Buncombe County line led to a high-speed chase and a crash into a residence...Amazon now offers doorstep return pickups through USPS...A teen was pulled over after cops say he was driving 106 miles an hour. Santiago Londono, 19, told the deputy that his mother was rushing him to take his younger brother home...Hope he has The General car insurance...Thank you Bart for criticizing our show today...The RBC and CIBC allow an 89-year-old to drain life savings and lose $1.7M to scammers...More than 300 piles of cremated human remains have been found scattered across the Nevada desert...A Freeze Warning is in effect for WNC as temperatures drop into the 20s ...How about staying in and staying warm tonight and listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Give us a B to the T to the O...We then get a call from listener Melvin with probably the worst joke and the worst start to the show in a long time...Let's recoup and get to Opening Audio...A Detroit police officer left a judge speechless when he showed up for a Zoom hearing wearing his uniform top and badge but no pants...A man in Istanbul has agreed to pay 10000 liras ($240 USD) every three months to help support his and his ex-wife's two cats...Ever been to the Whistly Top? or is it Whistly Stop? Kevin Holding died after conducting work in London when a urinal fell onto him 'without warning', killing him almost instantly...A trip to a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas, turned into a wild scene after a pet monkey escaped its owner...A growing black market for baby spider monkeys is fueled by social media popularity. Experts warn that the trade is driving the species closer to extinction...Canadian journalist Farah Nasser is warning parents after a conversation between her kids and the Grok AI chatbot took an unexpected turn...Road reopens after a rockslide on Blue Ridge Parkway slams into a vehicle...Asheville is set to welcome the upcoming holiday season with the opening of a new ice skating rink at Asheville Yards... Passengers on what should have been a routine United Airlines flight from Des Moines, Iowa to Chicago got a lot more than they bargained for Monday, according to reports...An Arizona Superior Court judge was allegedly caught on body camera footage urinating near the courthouse where she works...An LA news team and a Toronto news team had a brutal on-air interaction when it came to betting on The World Series...We had our NFL picks for Week 9...A man was caught on camera torching a family’s Halloween display in the middle of the night, with flames spreading dangerously close to a West Seattle home...He kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob Ross skeleton into it, setting Bob Ross on fire...A cruise ship passenger was found dead on Lizard Island after being left behind during a hike...Luigi Mangione is keeping himself going behind bars thanks to some surprising ladies Taylor Swift and Charli XCX...Five more suspects have been arrested in connection to the Oct. 19 jewel heist at the Louvre museum in Paris...Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of The Year Is...67...The words for today are Rizzo & Jeff, and you can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!

Jeff is all roided up and ready to go as we get to Opening Audio...The "Bird theory," also known as the "bird test," is a relationship concept popularized on social media where one partner points out a mundane observation, like a bird outside, to see how the other responds...Supposedly doomsday is on October 29? A Harvard Astrophysicist is warning on Interstellar Object 3I/ATLAS and it fuels conspiracy theories...Chunkosaurus Rex wins first-ever Fat Squirrel Week contest in Texas...A Texas man accused of shooting his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting “too fat”...Cemeteryplotlistings.com...They simplify the process of selling & buying burial plots by bridging the gap between sellers with unused plots and buyers in search of them...A man who brandished a firearm at Biltmore Estate over the weekend was taken into custody without incident...Waynesville police are searching for a man allegedly involved in using counterfeit money at various locations in town...McDonald’s new checkout rules will make paying harder and meals more expensive...Andy Richter —28/40. Looking to survive another week, Richter reprised his role as a priest from Scary Movie 2...And he survived...Several monkeys used for animal testing were shot and killed after a truck carrying them overturned in Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon...A man accidentally shot himself in the leg inside a Super Walmart...The reputation has grown enough that Erwin High School is among Asheville's most haunted landmarks...Biblical studies student illegally in U.S. allegedly stabs two teens with metal fork, slaps woman on flight...Today, Jamaica is surveying the damage left behind by Hurricane Melissa, a Category 5 storm that made landfall yesterday...A Chinese family sued their daughter’s school after the child was diagnosed with acute and transient psychotic disorder, allegedly caused by a horror movie she had watched in class...The NFL is lining up its pre-Super Bowl events. Two days before the big game, Sting will headline a Super Bowl-branded concert at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco...A new Dr. Seuss book is on the way! The legendary children's book author's complete manuscript for 'Sing the 50 United States...A man in Florida was charged after smashing nearly $500 worth of pumpkins...You can do activities like smashing pumpkins while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well we are halfway to Thursday and this only because Rizzo thought it was Wednesday...Now that he dug himself out of that hole, we get to Opening Audio...A man is in custody after police say he broke into a home, then ran and barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell freezer...Police are looking for a 62-year-old Windsor woman who caused $30,000 in damage to a car wash by driving through the exit door and then ramming the front entrance...A Little Caesars employee in West Virginia is accused of shooting a man through the drive-thru window...A local cosmetics company is under investigation for illegally dumping 100 gallons of coconut lotion into a bayou, potentially harming plants and animals...A Deepfake Elton John video scammed a Northeast Ohio man out of $20,000...Sean “Diddy” Combs’ release date has been revealed by the federal Bureau of Prisons...Combs can anticipate a May 8, 2028 release from federal lockup...There has been a noticeable increase in storage building break-ins in Buncombe County following Hurricane Helene...The annual "Halloween Booze It & Lose It" campaign is now officially underway, the Asheville Police Department announced...From Monday, Oct. 27, through Sunday, Nov. 2, drivers will see a higher law enforcement presence on North Carolina roads...Should you stop trick or treating when there is hair down there? That took us to Listener Court...Spain's National Police announced that they apprehended a group of seven who stole over 1,000 chairs from dining establishments...A New Jersey woman burned down the house of a man who called her for a booty call at 4:00 am and then fell asleep...A man faces a $5M bond after stealing an ambulance with a paramedic and patient inside, crashing it into another car...A third person has died at Walt Disney World in less than two weeks in a chilling string of fatalities that has cast a pall over The Most Magical Place on Earth...You can stay in The Pillsbury Doughboy’s vacation home...Kelsey Grammer becomes dad of eight aged 70 after admitting he ‘neglected’ first two children...Two people that will never neglect you are Rizzo & Jeff and you can listen to the Tuesday edition of the show here!!

Well let's just turn around and head home...We were privy to some BTO to start Monday...But old Jeffy wants to stay and get to Opening Audio...A man was arrested for breaking into a sheriff’s office while wearing a speedo...Authorities say 50-year-old Corey Nickerson barged in and accosted a dispatcher on her way into work...A Lyft driver was arrested and accused of shooting a man during an altercation involving a slammed car door...Mx. is a gender-neutral title used in the same way as gendered titles like “Miss” and “Mr.” Like the singular “they."...A man stole 47 vehicles from Syracuse airport rental agency and rented them across CNY...Two suspects were arrested in connection with the theft of crown jewels from Paris’ Louvre museum, justice and police officials said Sunday...NBA legend Kevin Garnett has been named in the NBA gambling scandal, but it appears that he may have been a victim...The Utica Police Department arrested a woman for vandalizing a victim's car with a bunch of different condiments...Police said the suspect covered the vehicle in ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and eggs...'Animal communicator' Faye Rogers claims that she can speak to pets...She said she regularly speaks to her donkey, Thistle...A Florida woman was arrested after claiming she's Eminem's wife to Get Out of paying the restaurant bill. Her breakfast cost $27.55...The stars of HGTV’s “Divided by Design” say their dog died and was cremated “without our consent” by a dog sitter over the summer...A father is facing charges after threatening to shoot up an elementary school over his child missing snack time...Hurricane Melissa is a powerful Category 5 storm as it slowly drifts toward Jamaica...Ten people go on trial for cyber-harassment of Brigitte Macron: Group faces two years in jail 'for claiming she is a man...Chick-fil-A launches first-ever vending machine (And yes, it's closed on Sundays)...Good samaritans stripped down to their briefs to rescue 3 stranded whales on a Canadian beach...A bakery employee is facing several felony charges after police in Alexandria said he secretly recorded coworkers ...There is no need for you to secretly listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

Head banging to BTO to start off our Friday...Let's get it going with Opening Audio...Travis Kelce joins group investing in Six Flags, including Cincinnati's Kings Island...A woman in Salinas has been caught on camera twice vandalizing Halloween witch decorations on a home's front lawn by punching them...A 15-year-old boy is being hailed a hero for saving his neighbor from a burning home...It looks like butt breathing might actually become a thing. A doctor from Japan won an Ig Nobel prize last year for discovering we can absorb oxygen and "breathe" through our backside...Starbucks CEO teases ‘AI Barista’: What does that mean for actual baristas?...A passenger aboard a Norwegian Cruise Line ship was reported missing after going overboard while the vessel was sailing from Portugal to Miami...He didn't make it...Turkey divorce case reveals man calls ex-wife ‘chubby’, court orders compensation...An embarrassing moment during the 2025 Miss Grand International pageant has gone viral after Miss Panama mistakenly thought she made the finals...A flight from Lima to Tarapoto faced a long delay after a hamster escaped on the plane before takeoff...A deaf woman was seriously injured when a small plane crash landed on a soccer field in California...‘Like a skeleton in a chair’: Woman finds uncle dead for days at independent living facility...Francis Ford Coppola forced to sell his custom $1 Million watch after ‘Megalopolis’ debacle...There is video of Britney Spears appearing to drive erratically after a night out at a trendy restaurant with a friend...Pittsburgh's Walk of Fame realized they had to do after they unveiled their first 10 stars this week. Among the honorees is Michael Keaton, who memorably played Beetlejuice and Batman. On his plaque, Keaton's first name was spelled M-I-C-H-E-A-L, when it should have been M-I-C-H-A-E-L...Let us spell it right for you R-I-Z-Z-O & J-E-F-F...And you can listen to the Friday edition of the show right here!!

Is Rizzo transitioning? Sure sounds like it...Let's get ourselves Opening Audio...A New survey data finds that nearly 1 in 5 high schoolers say they or someone they know has had a romantic relationship with artificial intelligence...The Great Falls Police Department is asking if anyone can identify two people who reportedly stole items from two schools in Great Falls...Suzanne Somers' widower shocks fans as he resurrects star in 'AI clone' format...The youngest candidate in Wisconsin’s gubernatorial race is a 22-year-old college student who said he wants to represent people tired of career politicians...Capri Sun is getting in on the joke by offering new Trick & Treat Pouches where it's impossible to open a pouch with a straw...One of Diddy's close friends is speaking out about the terrifying moment the mogul woke up in prison with a knife pressed to his throat...There was a fair amount of backlash after the NFL announced Bad Bunny had been tapped to serve as the performer during the halftime show at Super Bowl LX but Roger Goodell says it's a go...Jelly Roll isn’t done inside the ring, not by a long shot. The chart-topping singer-turned-WWE competitor wants more than just a guest spot...'Oh my God! He's naked!' A nude man was running along the San Antonio access road and it shocked lunchtime drivers. Hamburger Helper, a 50+ year-old pantry staple, is experiencing a resurgence due to rising food costs, especially ground beef...Lucky our favorite reformed criminal called to tell us one of his shoplifting stories and gave us his take on the robbery at The Louvre...Meet Ronnie Putnam, an overweight Illinois man who was arrested after claiming to be Sammy Hagar at businesses, including two banks and a vape shop where he attempted to open accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises, LLC...Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier were arrested Thursday as part of a pair of investigations related to illegal gambling...'Just holding a Doritos bag': Student handcuffed after AI system mistook bag of chips for weapon...Man at Disney World resort dies after 'medical episode,' marking second death of a property guest in 1 week...We hope you don't have a medical episode while listening to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!

Back to back rootin tootin days as Rizzo awaits the results of Andy Richter on Dancing With The Stars...Let's get to Opening Audio...The theme is food...Authorities say an employee was caught on camera stealing secret recipe books from a Doral restaurant, leading to his arrest on a felony charge on Monday...No soup for you...Walmart announces its most affordable one-click Thanksgiving Meal yet, serving 10 for less than $4 each...A woman was arrested for pepper spraying a cook at a Nashville Waffle House after being refused service...A California family is suing a funeral home after they allegedly presented the wrong body during a memorial...Smoke from the Mills River mulch fire dwindles, but extinguishment challenges persist...The second phase of construction at Asheville Regional Airport is set to begin soon, with changes potentially starting as early as Wednesday morning...Despite the findings of a ULI study, there are no plans in place to relocate the River Arts District, said Kim Miller, city communications specialist...Pretzels contaminated with oven cleaner were mistakenly served to 6th graders at Fowler Middle School in Tigard, Oregon...Andy Richter and Emma Slater received the lowest scores of the night for another week but they survived...He had influenza...‘Crust-ice’ has been served as Authorities say an armed man who allegedly threw frozen pizzas at grocery store workers in Wisconsin is now in custody...Scary ride failure at the NC State Fair leaves riders dangling 100 ft in the air for 45 minutes due to low voltage issues...Buncombe fire marshal discourages open burning Wednesday due to increased fire risk...Stolen Louvre loot worth $102 million may be melted down...A worker was killed after a burial vault fell on him Monday afternoon at Restland Funeral Home in Dallas...A family was traumatized when police executed a search warrant at the wrong home, guns drawn, kids in the home...Hey Mitch McConnell...Look down below your junk...Those things are called legs...No more using them to walk...Just sit and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Even if you don't run in Rizzo's "rootin tootin" circle you can still enjoy the show on this cold Tuesday...Let's get things going with Opening Audio...Why did Kristen Bell write this about Dax Shepard about their anniversary? Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: “I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I’m heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would.” ...BTW what has Dax Shepard been in? Kohler Health's Dekoda is a health tracker that clamps onto your toilet and provides insights by analyzing what's coming out of your body...Darrel R. Burnett was charged with murder after shooting and killing his brother, Darryl E. Burnett Jr...Man arrested, 2 injured after south Asheville shooting... Asheville plans a 6,000-seat outdoor concert venue, largest in the city, near Swannanoa River...Donald Trump is considering commuting Diddy's sentence as early as this week, according to a high-ranking White House official...A 76-year-old Washington, D.C. woman won a court case against her neighbor over marijuana smoke. Josefa Ippolito-Shepherd said the smell from Thomas Cackett's apartment was making her sick and affecting her sleep...That took us to Listener Court...Johnny thanks for another Stump Dump update...A man in Bedford Township, near the Michigan-Ohio border, was shot with a crossbow and lost consciousness when police arrived at his motel...An aggressive sea otter stole a surfboard off the Santa Cruz, California coast and bit a surfer. A full-blown rescue ensued...A woman got married for the first time at age 76 after meeting her future husband, 81, on a dating site...Britney Spears claims she has ‘brain damage’ as Kevin Federline memoir drama rages on...A man was arrested in Crawford County, Kansas on Saturday after asking a homeowner for gas and telling them not to call the cops...The driver was identified as Michael Jackson, and the sheriff's office made sure to note he was not the singer...With Thanksgiving just around the corner, the nation’s turkey flock has decreased to the smallest size in 40 years and a fall rebound in avian flu cases is adding to the damage...What does not cost more than a turkey is The Rizzo & Jeff Show and you can listen to the Tuesday edition of the show here!!

Well half of the internet is down but we are still up and going...We started with a banjo joke from Melvin and now we can start the show...Rosie O'Donnell thinks Keanu Reeves was one of the worst guests she ever had...A former Travis County corrections officer is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly smuggling chicken wings to an inmate in exchange for money...Remember to never squeeze the Charmin...State officials recommend Mission Hospital be placed under Immediate Jeopardy again...An Air China flight bound for Seoul was forced to make an emergency landing in Shanghai on Saturday after a lithium battery inside a passenger’s carry-on luggage spontaneously burst into flames in an overhead bin...The FBI is leading the investigation into the discovery of a hunting stand near the Air Force One landing zone in Florida...Des Moines man faces 88 charges for allegedly hiding camera in porta-potty at cross country meet...Police in a New England town are searching for men who pocketed $7,400 in cash that fell off a car...Two bear attacks occurred in the same Japanese town on Saturday amid a rising number of incidents involving the animals...A man in Florida who claimed to be Elon Musk stole nearly $600,000 from a woman...BTW has anyone heard of a 3:30pm newscast? A father-daughter treasure hunting team from northeast Georgia struck gold on Bailey Mountain Loop in Madison County, finding more than $26,000 in coins during the Countdown Treasure hunt...According to the data from the supercomputer, the Earth will pretty much be toast in the year 1,000,002,021…just under a million years from now...Amazon Web Services (AWS) had a major outage this morning and while Amazon says they “fully mitigated” the main issue and most services are restored, Reddit and some other sites are still down...A pizza delivery driver in New Jersey found a creative solution to a flooding problem by using a kayak to complete his delivery...McDonald's employee, 2 other men arrested after fight leads to gunfire at eatery...A woman who police say sent her husband an AI-generated photo of a man on their couch as part of a prank is facing charges...This is no prank...This is actually the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well, howdy!! We have a question...What goes on in Tempe? A Tempe driver was arrested after hitting 140 mph and evading police multiple times...An actress farted on the BBC Version of "Traitors"...Winning McDonald’s Monopoly is ‘200 times harder’ than hitting Mega Millions jackpot thanks to ‘repeat’ ploy...Keanu Reeves’ manager told him to change his name at 20 Years old. They considered ‘Chuck Spadina’ before using KC Reeves... A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies ...That is the movie taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah...Ace Frehley, a founding member of Kiss, is dead at 74...Asheville officials announced Thursday that they will not be pursuing a downtown social district that was previously proposed...Members of the French Broad River Metropolitan Planning Organization are considering a vote on whether to move forward on studying the feasibility of a 16-mile toll lane for east and westbound lanes of I-40...Listener Todd met Bob Dole back in the day and we had to hear about it...A New Jersey high school canceled its homecoming dance not because of controversy, but due to low student interest...Strange, smelly mystery grips Tiny Township as residents baffled by recurring problem of adult diapers supposedly thrown from vehicles along area roads...Ann Angeletti, 101, still hustles six days a week and has shared her secret to what keeps her going every single day...Neighbors voice concerns after 2 students struck, injured by vehicle at bus stop...Kevin Federline claims Britney Spears was drinking and medicated while pregnant and did cocaine while she was breastfeeding...Chilling doorbell footage captures a trio in Halloween masks threatening to kill a widow and her family...A bare-naked burglar, identified by police as 23-year-old Joshua Garrison, was caught on security camera skulking through backyards in Pinellas Park outside St. Petersburg last week...Whether you're nude or clothed you can check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Happy "Humpish Day"...Do you want to fill Rizzo's pumpkin? That takes us to Opening Audio...A new TikTok trend involves customers bringing hollowed-out, small pumpkins to Starbucks and asking baristas to pour their drinks into them...We played a welfare commercial from the 1950's in California and guess what? Nothing has changed...A cat named Xiao Mau, found in a shipping container in China, is now recovering and being rehabilitated at Pet Haven in St. Paul, Minnesota...
Charmin just dropped its biggest roll yet nationwide of 1,700 sheets and lasts up to one month...A Melbourne father of four chased two teenage home intruders down the street while wearing only his underwear...Diane Keaton's family says she died from pneumonia and a longtime friend says the actress' death didn't come as a surprise because she had been ill for a while... Bill Belichick has denied reports that he’s been seeking an exit strategy from his North Carolina coaching role... Asheville police crackdown on panhandling after city council green-lights city ordinance...Thanks Johnny for the Stump Dump update...A new poll finds that 33% of the public often uses subtitles, with younger viewers more likely to use them than older viewers...We had week 7 of our NFL picks...A Paw Paw man has been charged in a road rage attack involving a chainsaw in Van Buren County...Jim Carrey is in talks to star in a ‘Jetsons’ Live-Action Movie...Family Matters star Darius McCrary must remain in San Diego jail after bail was denied...Luigi Mangione lavished with $40,000 in prison cash along with hundreds of erotic letters a day from lustful female fans...Kevin Federline speaks out on Britney Spears’ alleged drug use and erratic behavior, opposes end of her conservatorship...Woman accused of biting 2 deputies, breaking deputy’s nose with his own baton during arrest...AI-generated fake home invasion images are circulating on social media, causing police responses and tying up resources...Grandpa Joe's Candy Shop, the Canonsburg-based candy store responsible for placing thousands of rubber ducks around Canonsburg, has shared a behind-the-scenes video showing how workers pulled off the viral campaign...Flagler County dad arrested after 5-year-old eats his cannabis gummies...A violent brawl between seven customers at a Texas Whataburger was sparked over a food order mix-up...There is no mix up here...This is the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Nothing like starting a little Coug to start your day...Let's get to Opening Audio...Everyone loves pumpkins...Brandon Dawson, a manufacturing engineer from Santa Rosa, California, won the 52nd World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off with a massive 2,346-pound gourd...A man has officially broken a Guinness World Record with an unbelievable 40-second nonstop fart...A guy was very angry about his cat not cuddling with him...A Florida man with a prior battery conviction was arrested for allegedly attacking his wife inside their home after she refused to go to Chili’s for dinner...An 82-year-old woman out for a morning walk was attacked by a bear in northern Japan on Wednesday...An alleged incident at Pisgah High School involving a dog being dragged on a leash is under review by the school district...NCDOT to begin I-26 overnight closures for Blue Ridge Parkway bridge removal...At 1 p.m. Oct. 17, the public is invited to celebrate the kickoff of the multi-phase restoration of the 116-year-old St. Lawrence Basilica, located at 97 Haywood St...Kim Kardashian launched SKIMS thong underwear with a bush, and the daring product has ruffled feathers...Andy Richter and his pro partner Emma Slater performed an incredible salsa routine with the help of his young daughter, Cornelia...Neighbors Juan Salas and Jessica Keil are in a long-standing dispute over a shared driveway...Both have restraining orders against each other and claim harassment...A woman riding in a horse-drawn buggy in Ohio was killed Sunday after a commercial truck slammed into the back of it...A Charlotte entrepreneur has turned the Blue Ridge Mountains into the setting for a real-life treasure hunt, hiding more than $26,000 in gold coins and the public to join the search...A new class action lawsuit accuses Dr Pepper/Seven Up of falsely marketing its Canada Dry beverages as being produced in Canada...UofL launches new class using Taylor Swift to teach economics...A doctor becomes a father again at 92...Australia's oldest new father has revealed his dreams of attending his baby son's 21st birthday when he'll be 113 years old...He won't be there for that, but we hope you are here to listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

A little frazzled as we take you around the gamut today to get this going...Before we get to wet chicken let's get to Opening Audio...Trojan G.O.A.T. is crafted with premium non-latex materials designed for maximum comfort, flexibility, and sensitivity...A woman mistook a flight attendant's name "Savannah" for the announcement of where she was going, which was Atlanta...Maybe she needs a little more Hudson News in her life...‘Now I’m freaked out’: Virginia woman buys Chick-Fil-A Sandwich. Why is the chicken squirting? An 82-year-old woman shot her husband dead at a South Carolina nursing home and left a cryptic note behind...Asheville considers an event-based social district to boost the downtown economy post-Helene...TiVo stops selling DVRs, exiting the hardware business after 26 years...Alec Baldwin says he and his younger brother Stephen are fine after Alec crashed his wife's Range Rover head on into a tree...A woman wrote on Mumsnet that she is 'fed up’ with splitting restaurant bills with her 'larger' friends who order more food than her...The woman said that she doesn't want to split the bill anymore with her friends as a result...The record for Most Fist Bumps in 30 Seconds continues to grow.  The number to beat was 406.  Here is David "Record Breaker" Rush double fist-bumping with a pal in their attempt. They broke it with 424 fist bumps...24 years Of NASA satellite data suggest the world is getting darker, and it's happening faster in the north...A Florida man has taken a page out of “Mrs. Doubtfire” and been arrested for “a drive-by cheeseburgering.” A South Carolina Waffle House workers begin strike over pay and working conditions...Thousands flock to the World Conker Championships every year on the 2nd Sunday of October, to watch the world’s best Conkerers battle for the titles of Conker King and Queen...While you get ready for your Conker competition you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's not have any Cosby dirty pudding to start this Columbus Day...It's the Happy Monday Movement or the HMM...It is Opening Audio time...A man's date stole his car, leading to a high-speed chase with police. The incident happened after the man met the woman online, and on their first date at his home, she started his truck and drove away...A 35-year-old Milwaukee man accused of putting superglue in his co-worker's soda will avoid prison time...A Kentucky Sheriff was arrested for 3rd DUI while driving 110 mph and told the arresting officer he’s ‘not that drunk’...
California OnlyFans model accused of stealing from older men she met online...Indiana couple Michael and Kathy Minik stole 2 cats worth $10K from a Cleveland cat show and are facing 7 charges...All remaining living Israeli hostages have been released by Hamas...A Lakers fan sues LeBron James over “Second Decision” stunt...Lou Gramm is finally planning to retire in 2026. In an interview with “Ultimate Classic Rock,” he said "I've been doing this for over 54 years," adding "I just feel like there's some other things that I want to do."...Hallmark Channel stars issue warning after scammers impersonate them...An Elderly driver survives a train crash at Andover train crossing despite the car being mangled...Paramount Global will shut down MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV and MTV Live by December 31...‘Family Matters’ star Darius McCrary arrested near US-Mexico border on felony warrant...Armadillos expand across North Carolina, new map shows...Henry Winkler talks about his 40th book “Detective Duck: The Mystery at Emerald Pond & Sherri thanks him for his support during her time on “Hollywood Squares”...Just remember this line from Mrs. Doubtfire as you check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show..."I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you".

Do not drink and shop at a bookstore or you'll wind up leaving with Michelle Obama's autobiography "Becoming"...Grandmother shopping at Barnes & Noble killed when a car crashes through the store...Mike the bookstore employee needs to lay off the stuff...‘Get out of my f--king shot’: Katie Porter tears into a staffer in newly released video...Pullman Police identified Elijah Reagan as the suspect who they believe intentionally set the fire with an explosion inside his apartment...An armed standoff followed, with police seeking to arrange Reagan’s surrender. His Blizzard demand emerged in those negotiations, police say. “Mr. Reagan requested a meal from Dairy Queen as a condition to surrender,”...Do you like Heath bars? The Buncombe County Board of Adjustment has approved plans for a new Ingles Markets location in Swannanoa, the county confirmed Thursday...An Ohio lawmaker is forging a new frontier, proposing a bill that would ban artificial intelligence marriages in Ohio. The bill bans AI entities from gaining legal personhood. It would prevent AI from owning property, holding a position in a company, having financial accounts, and getting married...Janiyah Jones, 22, charged with felony for smashing a DoorDash driver's car over a 10-piece chicken wing order...A Thai man in Buriram locked his penis with steel and plastic rings, claiming someone tried to steal it because of its impressive size...A grinning woman is being hunted for allegedly breaking into a man’s home and cutting his testicle, leaving it “clearly exposed.”...No criminal charges will be filed in connection with a fatal shooting that occurred Wednesday evening on Kreston Drive in the Bear Creek community...“Scam” phone call turns out to be $1 Million lotto win...A man is getting five-to-50 years in prison for creating a gaseous cloud to distract Meijer store employees in Michigan while he walked out with over a thousand dollars in merchandise...A fight over a NASCAR shirt inside a north Charlotte Family Dollar ended with customers being threatened at gunpoint...We would never threaten you to listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Today you are getting the Rizzo & Jeff playbook!! What does that mean? Well let's get to Opening Audio...Over the weekend, a post on TikTok showed what appeared to be a house engulfed in flames. The post said that it was actually a Halloween decoration and that the fire department had been called several times...Chaos broke out at a Golden Corral after a woman refused to leave the all-you-can-eat buffet, claiming she was “getting her money’s worth” after sitting there for over three hours...A couple in Florida is facing charges after police said they left a 16-year-old boy by himself on the side of Interstate 75 and told him to fend for himself...UNC exploring potential Bill Belichick ‘exit strategy’ as ‘weird’ rumors surface...KISS legend Gene Simmons, 76, hospitalized after scary car crash in Malibu...A woman in her 60s suffered a medical episode while riding Disneyland's Haunted Mansion on Monday and was pronounced dead at a local hospital...A 600-pound man has been rescued from his Florida home using a crane and a shipping pallet, in shocking footage shared online...Trick-or-Tater began as a few jokes on social media...What if someone put a potato in the candy bucket? Now, it's become a beloved ritual...‘He put it up the exit ramp': Florida sheriff says man had thermos hidden in body...Influencer Fandy shocks followers as she gives birth on Twitch Livestream...After police found residents 'actively feeding bears,' Biltmore Forest passed a new ordinance...Nine months after the Palisades Fire erupted, killing 12 people and destroying more than 6,800 structures, authorities announced that they've arrested and charged 29-year-old Jonathan Rinderknecht...'I ain’t dead yet!': Dolly Parton posts video reassuring fans worried about her health...If you're worried about us, you should be...Just listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!