It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀).
We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a brand new batch of your crazy dilemmas that had us HOWLING. You girls do not hold back 😭💗
🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unhinged tangents and the usual “did she really just say that?” energy — it’s another week inside the weird, hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱♀️👱♀️
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It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉
Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? Absolutely WILD. The girls are dishing out advice and opinions with theit signature blend of chaos and cackles. ❤️🍷
🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and a whole lot of "did she really just say that?" energy - its another week inside the weird and wonderful world of Relatively Blonde! 👱♀️👱♀️
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It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔
From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs, weird discoveries, and the kind of blonde logic that makes zero sense but feels so right.
🎙️ Expect chaos, carbs, and cackles — your Halloween treat from the Relatively Blonde girls.
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The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary.
It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour. Expect tangents, hot takes, and the usual dose of blonde logic that makes absolutely no sense but somehow still works. 💅🏼💭
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Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did that actually happen?!” moments.
Grab a drink and get comfy – this one’s full of twists.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening.
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Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie” moments that make you feel a little less alone.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfiltered, unpredictable and undeniably blonde.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say it involves a sunbed shop, a very unfortunate accident, and a lot of bleach.
Expect laughs, oversharing, and a healthy dose of “did they really just say that?” energy.
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Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings.
It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s get into it.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted…
They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits.
They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while going through a breakup.
It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of the kind of stories that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. Just how we like it.
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The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed!
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The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season.
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In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally honest convo that only two related blondes could deliver. Buckle up—this one’s a ride.
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Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilemma sends them into full debate mode. It’s unfiltered, it’s unhinged, and it’s totally blonde
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In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaotic, candid, and totally Relatively Blonde.
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Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025.
Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt?
And finally, we meet a baby named Jobie—and let’s just say, it sparks a very Relatively Blonde discussion on baby names, nicknames, and how people come up with this stuff.
It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of cousin energy. Grab a coffee, pop in your earbuds, and come join us!
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew her husband was The One. Plus, if you’ve ever suffered from the dreaded shaving rash, you’ll want to take notes—these girls have tried it all, including some seriously extreme methods.
Grab a drink, press play, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little—it’s all just part of being Relatively Blonde
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This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride.
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