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Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
220 episodes
3 months ago
Email us if you too have gone on a smart, hot, funny, blonde, big boob journey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another treat from King Boll so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s risky director, underwhelming plot, and surprising German leading man
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Email us if you too have gone on a smart, hot, funny, blonde, big boob journey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another treat from King Boll so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s risky director, underwhelming plot, and surprising German leading man
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Comedy
TV & Film,
Film Reviews
Episodes (20/220)
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041: Far Cry
Email us if you too have gone on a smart, hot, funny, blonde, big boob journey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another treat from King Boll so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s risky director, underwhelming plot, and surprising German leading man
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4 months ago
48 minutes

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042: Daddy Day Camp
Mud, piss, and shit. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Cuba Gooding Jr. low so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into film’s blandness, use of goo, and pop punk soundtrack
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4 months ago
48 minutes

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043: Bratz: The Movie
Axioms of cringe, bananapepperpickles, and clique math. This week Small Tits Wardelski and Shelley Claires watched this colourful tween classic so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the film’s Bratz lore, choice soundtrack, and chaotic sequences
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4 months ago
1 hour 6 minutes

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044: Left Behind
Extra hunk, horny for Cage, and joeylovesflicks.com! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this evangelical disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading man, cooked source material, and evil message
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5 months ago
1 hour 1 minute

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045: Captain America
Blue jeans, Italian motorcycles, and Steve Rogers stealing your car. This week Abigail and Michelle watched superhero travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's enigmatic director, White Lotus, and pulling your weight in Duolingo
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6 months ago
57 minutes

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046: The Neverending Story III: Return to Fantasia
Get your 9 steps to a 20 year plan! This week Michelle and Abigail watched the terrible last instalment of the classic fantasy franchise so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films puppetry, befuddling plot, and Falkor failure
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6 months ago
1 hour 1 minute

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047: Bucky Larson: Born to Be A Star
Twenty hundred million dollars, hard sells, and Real Rob reflections. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Happy Madison nightmare so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films SNL bad boys, stand out jokes, and more wholesome elements
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7 months ago
57 minutes

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048: The Starving Games
The first of many Friedberger and Seltzer orders. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fuckin’ Hunger Games parody so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films dastardly creators, source material, and occasional funny moments
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7 months ago
46 minutes

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049: Slender Man
Duolingo pacts, grande women, and 95 Dabbensteins. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this distasteful post-2010 horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films young cast, predictable plot, and the Slenderman mythology
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7 months ago
55 minutes

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050: Veere Di Wedding
Suck fuck circles, telepotties, and chedding. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Bollywood flop so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading ladies, radical progressiveness, and bad wrap
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8 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes

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051: The Open House
Pussy flaps, sketty o’betty, e storie Italiane. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another 2010s horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films slow pace, frustrating ending, and poorly chosen cast. Listen till the end for a Shania Twain treat.
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8 months ago
52 minutes

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052: Hercules in New York
Never ending overviews, brain worms, and staged bear vs bicycle accidents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 70s cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films breakout star, shoddy production design, and piss weak plot
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8 months ago
1 hour 9 minutes

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053: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Family secrets, lame drag, and Civil War tangents. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this cult horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s breakout stars, memorable lines, and purposeful absurdity
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9 months ago
59 minutes

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054: Barb Wire
Worms, seahorses, and Jimmy Jonathan Drake throwbacks. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Pamela Anderson cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading lady, grungy aesthetic, and nonsense plot
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9 months ago
53 minutes

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055: The Master of Disguise
Saloon doors, fishing nets, and responsive bodies. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the filmed that tanked Dana Carvey’s career. They take a quick dive into the films quality of jokes, cut scenes, and different disguises
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9 months ago
1 hour 8 minutes

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056: Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Git R' Done, more fart jokes, and making another you. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Larry the Cable Guy dud so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid jokes, wasting Megyn Price, and prolific bumper stickers.
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9 months ago
49 minutes

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057: Jack & Jill
Ambient physical touch, deceptive muscles, and testi slips. This new year Abigail and Michelle watched this Sandler turd so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, redeeming Jill moments, and Pacino’s lowest era
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10 months ago
54 minutes

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Bonus: Rocky IV
31.9% montage, being a Never Hanks, and ending the Cold War. This bonus episode Abigail and Michelle watched Abigail’s favourite Rocky instalment and you should too! They take a quick dive into the film’s banging soundtrack, fear of Russia, and unexpected robot additions
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10 months ago
1 hour 11 minutes

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058: The Emoji Movie
Nebulous cages, winning the podcast, and the guy from Thermopylae. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Pixar wannabe so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the expansive cast, emoji lore, and themes around identity
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10 months ago
1 hour 8 minutes

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059: Recep Ivedik 5
Popcorn mukbang, Turkish history, and spicy oily beans. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Recep Ivedik so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the film's sporadic jokes, interethnic tensions, and finally finishing the Recep series.
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10 months ago
55 minutes

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Email us if you too have gone on a smart, hot, funny, blonde, big boob journey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another treat from King Boll so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s risky director, underwhelming plot, and surprising German leading man