Instead of healing the, an evil doctor decides to use his mental patients in gruesome experiments, and ends up being killed by a not-quite-so-evil colleague for his trouble. Instead of calling the police like the sensible man he's supposed to be, the doctor just barricade the room to the evil lab and calls it a day. But, proving yet again that it's important to check for a pulse before writing somebody off, several years later the evil doctor miraculously returns for Round 2, along with his now re-animated horde of undead patients.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/06/30/dead-pit-1989/

A group of people go into a cave and almost don't come out....because they spend most of their time getting lost and wandering around in the dark, and fighting and/or running from a large claymation monster with a questionable, sexually suggestive head design.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/06/23/the-strangeness-1985/

A group of friends walk into a mysterious wax museum and several of them don't make it out alive. Really, it's just an excuse to watch a lot of horror vignettes that are awkwardly linked together by a very cliche and overreaching narrative involving magic and Good vs. Evil.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/08/01/waxwork-1988/

An early William Castle film about a doctor whose daughter is kidnapped and buried alive, and his race against a literal clock to find the person responsible so he can save her life.  

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/07/25/macabre-1958/

A group of journalists think they're documenting a bear poacher, but quickly get more than they bargained for when their story morphs into following mythical hunters, giant creatures, and government conspiracies.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/04/18/the-troll-hunter-2010/

A man buys a home, and ropes his family into turning it into a charming B&B, but gets discouraged when their very first guest dies. Chalking it up to bad luck, they bury the body in the back yard and try to forget all about it.... Until it happens again....and again....and again. Pretty soon the cute little Inn has become the local unofficial mortuary against their will, and the police are starting to become suspicious, and the already dysfunctional family is forced to band together as things suddenly get way, way worse then they ever were before.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/04/07/the-happiness-of-the-katakuris-2001/

A young girl visits her father in Italy, but starts to untangle secrets regarding his past that may directly lead to her demise.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/04/04/neverlake-2013/

A girl with psychic bug powers takes on a serial killer with the help of Donald Pleasance and his nurse, who just so happens to be a chimp.... I wish I were making that last part up...

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/04/11/phenomena-1985/

After a nameless drifter realizes the planet is overrun with aliens, he beats up his only friend in existence (or the only person he knows who can reasonably stand him), and only THEN goes off to try to save humanity. Good plan.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/08/22/they-live-1988/

Murdered cats...Dead teachers...Ill-Placed bone-saws....Zombies....Talking corpses...BLOOD!....just your typical day in the life of a science student in an 80's horror comedy.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/08/15/re-animator-1986/

After already taking out a previous group of investigators twenty years prior, a house that's notorious for knocking people off manages to lure four more paranormal investigators into it's intricately molded hallways in the hopes of adding to it's kill count before the group figures out it's mysteries and finally puts it to rest.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/08/29/the-legend-of-hell-house-1973/

A film crew head to an old house with a dubious past in the hopes of adding some ambiance to their horror movie. While there, they read a few passages from a suspicious looking book and.... Well, if you're at all familiar with these types of movies, than you can probably guess how well that decision turns out for them.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/08/08/the-house-of-seven-corpses-1974/

This time the Gingerdead Man somehow manages to bust out of prison (again, wait, didn't he just die...) go back in time to the 1970's, and torment a bunch of idiots at a roller rink, all while spoofing a bunch of other, better films and TV shows in the process. Sadly, it is...not as fun as it might sound.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/12/15/gingerdead-man-3-saturday-night-cleaver-2011/

Full Moon Entertainment gets their self awareness on in this follow-up, when The Gingerdead man is (somehow) unleashed (wait, wasn't he dead...) on an unsuspecting cheap, B-movie studio, to torment the underpaid and overworked staff, all so he can transfer his soul into some unsuspecting dimwit.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/12/08/gingerdead-man-2-passion-of-the-crust-2008/

A killer comes back from the dead to torment the family that condemned him to death by....transferring his soul into a pastry? Yeah. Great idea, my dude. I'm sure that'll work out great for ya.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/12/01/the-gingerdead-man-2005/

An angry dude hangs out at an abandoned hospital and kills any and all intruders with sharp objects and lame dad jokes. No really, that's the movie.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/11/17/doom-asylum-1987/

Hey, look! Tim Burton came back to redo his short from the 80's! You know, that one that I'm sure a lot of kids thought was some sort of fever dream.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/01/10/frankenweenie-2012/

A decent Americanization of an already good Swedish movie.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/01/06/let-me-in-2010/

One of the rare occurrences where a director decides to remake their own film.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/01/17/a-story-of-floating-weeds-1934-floating-weeds-1959/

Jill is at a babysitting gig in the middle of nowhere Colorado when she starts getting increasingly disturbing phone calls. The police tell her they can't do anything other than track the call which—you guessed it—ends up coming from inside the house. This is the film that answers the question: What would happen if we took that awesome, near flawless opening from the same 1979 film starring Carol Kane, and turned it into a feature-length film? Does it work? Well, a little yes, and a little no. Because as it turns out, stretching out the tension exhibited in the 1979 original's killer opening is actually hella hard.

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://randommoviemusings.com/2021/01/20/when-a-stranger-calls-2006/