the entire scoop with returning guest star and co-collaborator Christine Wyatt! "what the hell are y'all doin at Cazimi Collective from 2pm Friday to Monday 11am? hm?" we thought you would never ask, come find out bb

cover art: Rachel Abe, @Rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

the working theory is that you don't reeeeeally know someone until you hear 'em bitch or uh, speak freely about the things that drive 'em crazy. we tell you ours, you tell us yours?

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

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all you need to know is that we. are. SO. back :)

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

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pulled a netflix and released everything in a timely manner, c'mon now

cover art: Rachel ABE, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

FRITZ IS BACK, BABY!!! & they (Big Media) don't give us much so of course we had to give our everything to this

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

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biiiiiiiiitch sometimes a self love self care well intentioned moment gets tossedt into a blender and the secret ingredient is a Men in Black flash that removes any conclusions you coulda made

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorell

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it's the very end (for me). this planet of the apes series finishes off with a taste of hope and reassurance that perhaps the future is none of our business!! and also it's all we've got in this very moment?? shout out to anyone who listened to all 5, lemme know if you did and I'll know we now share an unhinged level of intimacy. prayers up for our boy Caesar, Cornelius, and most of all the Mother of Love, Zira :,) fuck yo banana & bless the filthy animals

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

this is THE one, ok? Conquest of Planet of the Apes is a story told straight to your GD veins, unfurling and connecting all the threads that have humanity convinced they're captains on a wayward ship that actually prefers it ponytail Avatar style, yessirrrrr. it's a big brain agenda all throughout, the mirror of our time forever and always along with special guest Shakola Walker (she/her) @shakolawalker and her lifelong connect to the content <3

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

we're on the CUSP of the biggest climax you'll ever witness in a tv box, what have they DONE. Zira and Cornelius I'll stay prayin' for you and everyone else in love with truth and critical thought cos damn it is a heartbreaker of a lifestyle. third installment of the series: Escape from Planet of the Apes is for the real ones. ALSO breaking news we're in the same timeline of this movie, but I feel like we knew that's where this was going all alongggg

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

the next installment of beloved mini series -Beneath- the Planet of the Apes ensues! it's still hobbes' (they/them) favorite movie series for the 8th month in a row, the stage is fully SET for what's about to unfold into some of the heaviest, most eyes-wide-shut cinematic sequence since the 70s!! aliens, too. sheesh.

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

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ANOTHER mini series with ol' Hobbes (they/them) featuring our beloved Octavia Butler's short story, "The Book of Martha" :D

a lil audiobook, read to ya situation as this tale weaves its relevance timelessly! wtf would you do if "God" gave you the keys to humanity's car to get us back on track? pft, was there ever even a track to begin with? exactly. also what does this Creator look like...it's giving Bruce Almighty.

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

new mini series featuring ol' Hobbes (they/them) and their favorite movie series! this first installment covers the original 1968 Planet of the Apes and the burrrrrning questions it ignites--is this the franchise that's just a little too damn real?? are they playing in our faces creating new installments?? power! love! dynasty! legacy! time space (non)continuum! pack yr backs and join a guy in conspiracy town

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

we askedt, you answerdt--a call for successful/notable/reflective anecdotes about lovin' on yourselves 'n others came in FULL swing 🥳🤪😋 our retrobabe audience takes the mic in styleeeeeee 😍😁

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

blah blah blah physical touch acts of service wHAT about wearing a T-shirt with pics of your face on it and dropping us off at the event so we can pee while you go park?? hm?? what about ordering our meal for us cos someone got shy or sitting in her room saying NOTHING while he cleans? is this love?

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

a fact of life, like it or not huh. past perspectives to now, the door is wide open to it all 🧡

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

SPECIAL guest & SPECIAL episode joined by our very own chosen fam Elena Figgy (she/her)! an insightfully transparent, deeply loving soul with enough wise perspective to fill any large cup :) we traversed back to the beginnings of our journeys & contemplated the trajectories of our origin stories in all matters of l o v e.

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayrugs

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

the TIP of the iceberg, the scraped SURFACE of some beautiful blending and likely a part I for a long form series of the many experiential combinations it elicits, know THAT

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayoutside

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_Sorrell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

be it your friend, stranger, step-dad or work wife, we got all into what it means to collab with folks and why some *are* ~work~ while others "weeeerk" mk yes

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayoutside

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @Ty_sorell

patreon: https://www.patreon.com/queerretrograde

why does dating feel like the triangle of insufficiency where we can only pick two out of: location, availability, compatibility 😭 what does presence look like in a first link, what kind of questions can we explore to fine tune our perception of the excitement of meeting these cuties out here!!

cover art: Rachel Abe, @rayrayoutside

jingle: Ty Sorrell, @ty_sorrell

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a practice to tune in to the emotions associated with whatever you're goin through and feel the bodily sensations associated - let's tend to our rivers y'all