The girls are back and are coughing through the chaos and catching you up on everything from the viral plagues haunting their households to the viral content haunting their feeds. Kiah and CC are gearing up for BravoCon in Vegas (pray for their social batteries), Kiah drags the early Christmas decorators who think November is December, and they dissect Miss Rachel’s unexpected slay at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards — yes, that Miss Rachel. Plus, they break down the election results with just enough political awareness to stay employed, scream about the freshly dropped VPR trailer (Scandoval who?), and try to make sense of the latest season of Selling Sunset, which may or may not be a fever dream in stilettos. It’s messy, it’s festive, it’s Bravo-core chaos. Enjoy!

Apologies for being MIA last week, but never fear, the ladies are back and ready to chat. This week, Kiah and CC are clocking the TikTok trauma with Group 7, where influencer drama meets unpaid group therapy. Then they pivot to Billie Eilish, who’s officially fed up with billionaires and dragging them like it’s her side hustle. And as promised the girls dissect the latest season of Love Is Blind, where emotional maturity is optional and red flags are just part of the décor. It’s messy, it’s petty, it’s everything we all love—and we’re not blinking. Grab your gold goblet and enjoy!

It's been a couple of weeks, and your favorite bitches have missed each other and you. Kiah’s back from Duluth and CC’s been trapped in a suburban social hellscape, and they both are trying to recharge their batteries (spoiler: one of them is dead inside). Then the ladies dive into the story of a female inmate mysteriously ending up pregnant without touching a soul (science? sorcery? sperm ghosts?) They also break down Turning Point USA’s "alternative" halftime show (that no one asked for), the controversial reviews of Taylor Swift’s new album, Love is Blind’s latest season of beige couches and emotional terrorism, and SKIMS’ new bush thong—because apparently, the 70s called and they want their pubes back. It’s messy. It’s manic. It’s magnificent. Enjoy.

**The ladies were swamped this week so please enjoy this prerecorded episode from 9/9. This week Kiah and CC are unapologetically calling out all the propaganda they're not falling for. From matcha to barrel jeans, Labubus to Disney adults, raw milk and morning sheds, the girls break down the top manipulative messages flooding their feeds and explain exactly why they're not falling for ANY of it.  No fluff, no filters, just two bitches cutting through the noise. Tune in and reclaim your critical thinking!

The ladies are back and if you came for nuance, you’re in the wrong place. This week Kiah and CC are talking Taylor’s new album, Morgan’s arrest footage, and Bad Bunny’s halftime supremacy. CC’s Formula 1 obsession is now a personality trait, and we’re still not over the Ryder Cup drama. Plus: Robert Irwin’s ballroom debut, their literary attempts, and the definitive Real Housewives Mount Rushmore—no notes, just vibes. Enjoy!

This week, CC and Kiah follow up on last episode’s descent into digital madness with a deeper dive into how social media algorithms might be emotionally manipulating us—and why it’s time to outsmart the machine. Then CC recounts her accidental plunge into Christian Nationalist TikTok, complete with a discovery of a covenant-based dating site that’s giving purity ring meets eHarmony. Yikes. The duo then side-eye the latest Tylenol-autism headline (spoiler: it’s giving pseudoscience fatigue) before cleansing their palates with a Housewives roundup: OC’s beefs and the return of Salt Lake City’s snowbound scandals. It’s chaos, clarity, and communion—served with a side of shade. Enjoy!

Okay. The ladies are back and clocking in. This episode might be controversial for some of you, so gird your loins. This week Kiah & CC dive into the storm of controversy surrounding the assassination of Charlie Kirk—a shocking event that’s ignited fierce debate across political lines. They also unpack the cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel, exploring what led to his fall from grace and what it says about the shifting boundaries of comedy and criticism. But at the heart of it all lies a deeper question: What does free speech really mean in 2025? Is it thriving, or are we watching it slowly erode under the weight of outrage culture, censorship, and political tribalism? Listen in as these two dissect the headlines, challenge the narratives, and ask the uncomfortable questions others won’t. No spin. No fluff. Just raw, unfiltered conversation. 

Kiah & CC are back after a week off catching up on what's new in their lives along with pop culture. It's a doozy so buckle up.  Listen in as the ladies discuss Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's recent engagement, proving once and for all that your English teacher and your gym teacher can find love in a hopeless NFL place. Staying on the wedding theme, they chat about TikTok’s quiet luxury queen Becca Bloom getting married in Lake Como and the very...awkward video of her now-husband. Then it’s a hard pivot into the paranormal as we unpack the autopsy results of Annabelle’s handler (spoiler: the doll wasn’t in the room, but vibes were) and CC poses an important question to the listeners regarding her family Halloween costumes. After that the ladies unpack the latest with the RHOC ladies and try to figure out how in the hell these bitches are "secretly recording" each other.   And finally, they scream into the void over Netflix’s Unknown Caller documentary and let's just say the girls are still emotionally recovering. Enjoy the episode!

Kiah and CC are buzzed in a hotel in the Twin Cities area and wanted to grace your ears with a new episode. You're welcome. First up, the ladies chat about the cast of Special Forces, then they give you their pretty little opinions on the recent challenge on gay marriage, Taylor Swift's appearance on New Heights, the two new faces on the MN Vikings cheer squad, Justin Bieber's doppelganger in Vegas, and the news that Freida McFadden is not who we think she is. It's a doozy of an episode, so enjoy listening to these two as they try to keep themselves on track between sips of wine, giving each other shit, and lots of laughs. 

The ladies are back, recapping their week and comparing pet peeve notes from the respective weddings they went to. Spoiler alert: they have lots of notes. Keep listening as it is a Pluck Week and there is a TON to cover. First, they discuss the drama with the latest American Eagle jeans campaign, Tom Brady's response to Scottie Scheffler's take on fatherhood, the Phillies fans having a little too much fun at Yankee Stadium, High Noon's accidentally being packaged as Celsius, comedian Matt Rife becoming the new guardian for the Annabelle doll (God be with you, Matt), and the connection between a church retreat Kiah attended as a kid and season 2 of Shiny Happy People. Hang on to your seats, the opinions are strong this week. Enjoy!

Your favorite heathens are back to give their takes on all the latest dumpster fires happening in the world. Thats right, it's a pluck week. First though, Kiah and CC follow up on their wedding pet peeves episode last week with a few listener submissions and it sparks a pretty in-depth conversation. Then listen in as they talk about the Idaho 4 sentencing hearing, Trisha Paytas unique baby name, Jax Taylor FINALLY gets fired from The Valley, Scheana's memoir revelations, and Olivia Culpo's hospital bag. These hoes are all over the place as usual, but isn't that what makes this podcast so great? Enjoy the episode.

Wedding bells are still ringing, and in honor of Kiah's recent engagement the ladies are dishing all their wedding pet peeves this week. Before they dive in to all the wedding things that give them the ick, they chat about the Annabelle doll's handler passing away under "mysterious circumstances", the antipasto salad girl on TikTok, and an affair caught live at a Coldplay concert that has taken the internet by storm.  Then Kiah and CC discuss ALL the things that irk them at weddings. From large bridal parties to the chicken dance, dress code violations, long speeches, and even cash bars, there is not a topic that these two don't cover. The list is long and possibly controversial, so you don't want to miss this episode. Enjoy!  

The bitches are back after a week off and one of them is donning a new piece of jewelry on her left hand... After that exciting announcement, Kiah and CC discuss their plucks of the week including the Diddy verdict, the Kohburger plea deal, and other dumpster fires that continues to burn throughout the country and world. Then the ladies lighten things up a bit and chat about season 2 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. From the drama with Demi and the rest of the group, to the Marciano of it all, revelations at the reunion and everything in between. There's a little something for everyone this episode so grab your favorite Swig (or whatever soda you like) and enjoy! 

CC is fresh off her first colonoscopy, and Kiah is taking a booze break so they're sober but that hasn't slowed down the energy or shit talking so let's go. This week the ladies discuss girl's weekends and CC contemplates whether or not she's getting too old for them, the "Princess Treatment" lady on TikTok, reactions to the new Traitors cast, Gypsy Rose going off the rails (again), Dolly getting her residency in Vegas, and the newest Golden Bachelor's "criteria" for women. The girls might have clear minds but that doesn't mean their opinions are any less hot so buckle up with a sparkling water and enjoy!

If you're easily offended by our opinions, we suggest you gird your loins cuz this one is gonna be a doozy.  The ladies start off with their takes on the ever-evolving situation in Los Angeles. If you've ever listened to this podcast, you can guess where this is gonna go but listen in and you might be surprised. Then they tackle the Riley Gaines v Simone Biles Twitter beef, Lauren Bosstick's theory on infertility, and to lighten things up they discuss Paige Desorbo's exit from Summer House and her loungewear line Daphne.  The world is on fire quite literally but hopefully this episode brings a little levity to your day. Enjoy!

It's our 50th episode and a celebration is in order! Reminisce with the ladies as they chat about the last year of podcasting, their (and the listeners) favorite moments from the last 50 episodes, where they see the future of PLO, and the best part of this whole venture. Then enjoy as Kiah and CC celebrate Pride Month and share their favorite LGBTQ+ celebrities/influencers, why they love them and what they mean to them. Thank you for listening and following this first year and 50 episodes!! The listeners are so important to us, and you are so appreciated! Here is to the next 50 episodes and MORE! Cheers and enjoy the episode!

Yes, they're still here. So sorry for the unexpected hiatus, but the ladies are back and excited to celebrate the first anniversary of Pretty Little Opinions! Kiah and CC are chatting about Bill Belichick and his full-time nurse aid (oops, girlfriend), Kris Jenner's new face, the rumors that RHONY is getting the boot, micro feminism, Target's new PRIDE collection, the national park TikTok thirst traps, the Sailing with Pheonix phenomenon, along with a little reality TV recap. To the listeners, thanks for 1 year of fun and laughs! Here is to many, many more! Enjoy the episode!

Happy (Belated) Mother's Day! Should have dropped this episode yesterday but CC enjoyed her Mother's Day to the fullest and spent the day rotting away soooo this is late. What else is new? The ladies are back and plucking this week. There's a lot to discuss starting with fashions biggest night: The Met Gala. CC channels her inner Joan Rivers and gives her best dressed list. Then they chat about Jalen Hurts skipping the trip to the White House (snaps all around for that decision), Dave Portnoy going nuclear on hate speech, Meghan Markle's latest cringey interview, and in honor of Mother's Day a feel-good story about CAKES Body going out of their way to accommodate their employees with new babies.  They also give their latest takes on the drama on RHOA, Summer House, and The Valley along with the Netflix docuseries Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing. It's a busy episode, so buckle up and enjoy!

Keeping it short n' sweet for you this week with something different.  Kiah and CC go down hypothetical lane with a game called "If We Were..." If we were a Disney villain, who would we be? If we were pop stars what would be our first single? If we were cancelled, what would it be for? The girls answer for not only themselves but also for each other, which makes this that much more interesting. Enjoy getting to know these two a little better while having a few laughs along the way!

The ladies are back giving it their all once again for you, the listeners. And this is a good one so buckle up. First up, CC issues a correction on the all-female space "ride" last week. It doesn't happen often but when she's wrong she's wrong. Then they dive deep into the JoJo Siwa & Chris Hughes relationship playing out on Celebrity Big Brother UK, the NFL Draft and the shock of Shedeur Sanders falling out of the first round (and spoiler alert, rounds 2-4 as well evidently), Jordy Cray vs The Aldeans, Savanna Stone's trad wife "rules" for attracting a "high value man", Mikayla Nogueira's latest cringey TikTok, and reactions to the first two episodes of The Valley (hint: its DARK). These two are off the rails and have a lot of opinions today so enjoy the episode!