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This Episode: H gives us the scoop on airport fashion after returning from vacation, of course there were babies on the plane, people are in serious competition for who can be the absolute worst and by people we mean men, and by men we mean men on bumble, L quizzes H on tiktok trends- raise your hand if you know what vabbing is.

Extended Episode: Are you a fan of dry humping? Ever been to a jack shack? Sex work is a nuanced topic but yes women pay for sex sometimes too, dicks have different textures and the most rare seems to be the spongey dick.

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This Episode: We throw H a frat house fantasy bday party, revisiting long forgotten slang, L bums H out with tik toks, furries- again, red pill reddit, and check out this list of 'non-negotiables' from this asshat on the internet.

Extended Episode: L makes H take a cosmo quiz from 2009, dry jan that we arent doing, commitment to fun, people coopting marginalization - which we probably got wrong or can be misunderstood or taken out of context so know we're here to mess up and do better.

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This Episode: H doing surgery on her face, polar plunge, what we did for new years eve, the time L got mad on new years, He’s a 10 But

Extended Episode: andrew tate, butt stuff, reddit threads, tshirts as boxers guy

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This Episode: The Rainiez are BACK, baybeee, which means criminal burps,(Barry we're so sorry!), SO MANY WEENIES TO ROAST- ie: the secret life of your dick, what we did for christmas, L is never going to get over being diagnosed with split ends, an unusual source for skincare.

Extended Episode: new years intentions, people being 'well actually' people, its okay to change your mind. Happy New Year everyone!

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This Episode: Double date vacay, would you bone your clone? white lotus. Relationship talk. space is full of farts.

Extended Episode: L tries to convince H there are ghosts in the spooky tik tok filter, lots of porn talk of all varieties: from hentai to vintage, we are endlessly debating putting it in your mouth soft, merkins, demi moore nudes, vasectomies, dudes finger painting with their dicks, and hjs.

some of us can just tell you like ass radar, Yung Gravy. A hit song by H. Being boned up for quitting, holding feet, spank banks, making out in the school hallway, finger bang memories with king emo, when in Daytona, H turning into a 5g hot spot.

Two separate old hags being cunts about someone else using their trashcan, why maybe bar fights r ok, L lists three different things that all seem like lies, earplugs but for your nose, stinky fitting rooms, WWYD if you shit your pants in a fitting room, free libraries, being a recovering people pleaser

H & L play 20 questions and it gets about as unhinged as you'd expect. Orgies, what is considered a crime?, shoplifting 101, ghosting/being ghosted, L's Craigslist casual encounters era, and that bag that H found.

everyone be havin babies on IG! Do you remember ringback tones, and what was yours? do you have a dominant jerk-off hand or are you ambidextrous?
introducing: the CLIT SMUGGLER. (What a f*ckin concept) honest question, where do feral men and over-socialized women intersect in the cishet world? passive choices, and finally: good weird vs. bad weird girls.

Hey y'all what's with us having great boobs that no one wants to see? Also, what's the deal with nipples? We navigate the evolution of thought around the naked bike ride, we cover 3 steps to bagging a bad bitch, kindness vs niceness, and can women be incels? hating the grocery store, honest political signs, H gets jerkburgled, nudacris.

2 Truths and a Lie
and these really all seem like lies.
audio message roulette

some moments this week that L enjoyed about herself

we got stickers, now someone help us get them to you! We have a WEENIE ROAST!
short girls are spicy girls, someone explain icloud to us, the road to us learning technology is paved with murder, the internet started in the women's bathroom, and our latest weenie roast is a boat guy.

L is epically hungover but still a good time, the gang reveals wow they would murder each other, H nearly dies from strep throat lmao, they discuss the complications of going to a halloween yacht party, Django uncut and the kinda threesome, the portland blue guy, and finally: a moderately tragic game of He’s a 10, But:

Our first Weenie Roast!
Are men wiping standing up?? landmark hot dude moments in movies, niche freaks, L calls H out on liking conventionally attractive men WRONGFULLY, hot boring people, H gives advice about blackmail and annoying friends.

extended ep: L gets stuck in her room, doing a B&N on your own home, L not being over something shitty that her ex did years ago / gift giving,

Sometimes you have to use the joke condom,
Alanis Morrissette being perfect, some shit is actually gay, L squirts, crushing cans with your vagina, H tells a story about a cool dream / how to fix your car if its been vandalized, L’s work trip to BallSac, defunding the police, L being an asshole about coffee, kids being at restaurants, L almost being kidnapped, insane lyft drivers,

extended: sexual awakenings, H answers the Labyrinth question, Is Jenny from Forest Gump an asshole? Things L is routinely haunted by from childhood, little L asks her librarian a question.

Hey, y'all! Satanic Panic ain't real- no one is poisoning your candy, H had it made on Halloween costumes, the bank of little H, by the way: telling your boyfriend someone's secret doesn't count, the worst candy, hey guys everything has msg on it, L’s hatred for squishmallows, troll dolls, L’s weird stuffed animal as a child, H was born with white guilt.

Squishmallows being gross, poverty meals, L’s first embarrassing celebrity crush, H’s cure for road rage, who ruined country music, why are some drawers bad, and other inanimate objects that make us feel weird.

H is insulted by what thieves didn't take from her car, a 24 y/o shot a weird shot, we all should get therapy so no one would need therapy, L makes H play Which Would You Rather Eiffel Tower Edition, Is Madonna okay? A weird rampage TED talk about why ed hardy is classist ??? How come all personal news on social media is cringe?

This one has it all: Queefing, butt stuff, and becoming a celebrity ghost.

extended: people needing to butt out of other people's relationships, the guy that cooked his dong, L knowing the black market price of organs, tik tok teaches us a lot of things and sometimes shows us things we never wanted like when your neighbor rots through your ceiling in your apartment.

Strap in everyone, this one is... UNHINGED. You all finally get to experience the magic that is L's laugh in full force. We learn just how many kinds of showers are there?
Just to reiterate- the girlies are doing the most!
Guys that wash their dong in bar bathrooms have a special place in our hearts.
Just like showers, there are a few different kinds of murder, like the Whoopsie Daisy kind.
L & H reminisce on their first time hanging out and what they talked about: sex tricks/tips. Such as The Clenching Trick and two-handed handies.

Annnnnd, L yells at forced birthers.