Noah guides Justin into the interesting world of lesser-known slurs for White people (it's chill, we're white). Justin talks about a crazy Pastor debating a Flat Earther who doesn't believe in space. Hear Justin's story about the time he discussed the Ancient Mysteries with his Uber Driver who denied the holocaust (oof).
Yet again, the guys are subjected to intense musical torture and hilarity. Join us and continually hurting your soul with terrible music! Feel free to send us an email at: postteenpod@gmail.com! Tell us you hate us!
Playlist (In Order): Pump Rock x Heavy Metal - Lil Pump, I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee) [Cover] - Mickey's Dance Party, Fuckin' Problems - Xavier Dunn, Queen of My Heart - Bo Daddy Harris, Goodbye - D4NNY, I Love Women - SAVAGE, Hooked On A Feeling - Theoz, Hurt Yall Bad - Killa Wali feat. Chamillionaire, Shawty Wanna Fuck - Maxeboy
The boiz endure another wave of vile audio and attempt to keep their sanity. Also, Trapt Sucks :) Feel free to send us an email at: postteenpod@gmail.com! Tell us you hate us!
Playlist (In Order): Hooray! - The Smashing Pumpkins, Chop Suey (Cover) - Tongo, Hardee's Commercial Jingle "Tastes Like America," Fancy Like - Walker Hayes feat. Ke$ha, Monster Madness - S.H.O.U.T, Prada - Caterina Jean Martinez, What Have I Become - Demons In the Dirt, Syrup - Slump AK, Shadows - Dead Silent, "Yoga Girls Of The World," 7th Element - Vitas, Roll With the Beat - Vitas feat. Nappy Roots
*We Do Not Endorse Conservapedia, We Are Making Fun Of Them* Justin returns with his friend Alan to take Noah and Tim on a journey into Conservapedia ("Conservative" Wiki). If you didn't know we were Libtards, then here's your sign! Sorry for Bad Audio! Feel free to send us an email at: postteenpod@gmail.com! Tell us you hate us!
Noah is joined by Peter and new guest Tim to review "The Batman" and rank their favorite Batman movies. Apparently The Riddler is meant to be autistic in the New Batman!? Noah & Peter discuss what they want to see for the next Pattinson Batman Movie. Feel free to send us an email at: postteenpod@gmail.com! Tell us you hate us!
Mike from HR has a special message to start off the episode! Re-Al & Peter return as we discuss our extreme distaste for The Matrix: Resurrections (aka The Matrix: Regressions). Re-Al shares a story about the time his Marital Arts Dojo had a feud with a "Kung Fu" School. Don't watch The Matrix 4, Watch Equilibrium starring Christian Bale. Feel free to send us an email at: postteenpod@gmail.com! Tell us you hate us!
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Jordan shares his colonoscopy story with Noah and Re-Al. Re-Al shares a crazy story from a road trip with his Grandpa. Jordan gets drunk and talks about his sexual fantasies involving James Charles. The bois end the show with which Male Celebrity they would have sex with. Feel free to send us an email at: postteenpod@gmail.com! Tell us you hate us!
Noah & Re-Al review "Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City" and "Ghostbusters: Afterlife." We discuss the best and worst Anime live-action adaptations. We outline why Attack On Titan Part 1 and 2 are the worst movies ever made. Also express their love of the Rurouni Kenshin Live-action movie franchise. Re-Al shares his struggles of finding Anime content back in the 90's. Re-Al shares stories of reckless driving.
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Noah recalls a weird dream in which he battles "Soviet-Mexicans?" with Justin Bieber. The boiz briefly discuss the upcoming Matrix 4 movie and Noah has a theory. Mark's October Beatles-themed Haunting has returned... No Joke! Stick around for top-tier spoopy stories as Mark and Jordan get in the Halloween spirit
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Noah is joined by returning guest Re-Al and newcomer Josh in a special Halloween-themed episode! The boiz discuss their Top 5 favorite horror movies. Re-Al almost dies laughing while Noah recalls a hilarious and bewildering horror movie about a killer Rubber Tire. Noah and Josh discuss the new Michael Myers movie, "Halloween Kills" (Spoilers!). "Baba Yaga" vs The Boogeyman! Pencil V Pencil! Re-Al tells tales of his crazy party escapades of Halloweens past!
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Jordan is gonna live in a traveling Sex Van. The boiz reminisce about Websites, TV shows, and Music from their youth. We talk Browser Games, Children MMOs, and No Man's Sky. Sea of Thieves is a literal re-skin of Pirates Of The Caribbean Online. Jordan rants about Eddie Murphy in Daddy Day Care and the BET TV Channel.
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Re-Al returns this week as Noah takes the boiz through a curated list of cringe music. They are baffled by the various level of trash and discover new lows. Shout out to r/CrappyMusic! We apologize for the audio problems, this was a test run!
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Playlist (In Order): Rockin Revolution - Corey Feldman, Die Very Rough - Mario Judah, Down My Face - Blu Topaz feat. Murk3yMind (prod. Morbis MC), Carson - Yung Head$hit, Lithium (Cover) - Colton Ford, Koreaboo - Oli London, En Tus Tierras Bailaré - "Delfin Hasta El Fin, La Tigresa Del Oriente y Wendy Sulca", Legio Draconorum Orkian - Nazgul, Achy Breaky 2 - Buck 22 feat. Billy Ray Cyrus, Raise Some Kaine - Wally World, "2001: A Garden of Personal Mirrors", How Can You? (Remix) - Agent U, "Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due, But every instrument is my voice", All The Single Furries - Stinky Skusky, Daddy Cut My Cock Off - Pee the Band, Red Dress - Sarah Brand, The Lair - Ab$ Chester feat. Strong John & MC Sandwich, "Konis Hupen", By Samael's Command (Full Album) - New Years Abortions, I Want A Walmart Girl - Warrior, My Asshole - Popstar Nima, Palms Springs Bitch - Popstar Nima, Hunter Knows You - Popstar Nima, Sandwiches - Popstar Nima
Drunk Mark gets revenge for last week by interrupting Noah's story with an annoying bit. The boiz talk about Scents and Fish... yeah, we're that desperate for topics. Jordan was dying because he doesn't poop everyday. The boiz share what they'd want for their Last Meal(Mark is a cannibal). The song "Ol' Man River" triggers Jordan. The boiz discuss the videos they made as teenagers. "Jordan Corner" reveals that he's willfully becoming homeless. Mark starts the saga of Nick Gage in "Wrestling Tales with Mark." Also Dicks... again, again.
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The boiz go off the rails this week! Mike from HR crashes the recording session and meets Sir Richard Doot-Pop. Jordan and Noah baffle Mark with Old English Swear Words. Mark isn't convinced that England exists. We share stories about injuries and also talk about dicks... again. "Jordan's Corner" brings us an embarrassing story about his recent visit to the Doctors Office. Mark discusses the disastrous Afghanistan pullout. Noah is so desperate for Listener Emails that he reads Spam mail.
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Jordan shares his story of working at a Body Builder Competition and meeting two Muscle Babes. We learn about the tantalizing Alien-based Religion, "Raelism." Mark tells a story about the time an married couple invited him to their hotel room. "I have a girlfriend, and she is a Door."
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This week Jordan is dying... again, again. The boiz talk about Teachers that did questionable and/or fucked up stuff when we were in school. Jordan can't walk after a fucked practical lesson in class. Mark's 1st Grade Teacher was a "Psychotic Bitch" who terrorizes her students. Jordan discovers the magical world of Juggalos in "Jordan's Corner." Mark is a Juggalo now. Also we share our dicknames ;)
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Every "Black Metal Tales with Mark" segment compiled together in our 1st Compilation! Get ready for the MAYHEM!
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