Square up! The team encounters unexpected foes. Andres draws blood, and Daryl recalls his old training. Indigo’s beastly form makes a reappearance and Pookie uses her furry charm. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jero...

The team splits up to cover more ground as they continue their investigation in Lambence. Things heat up as the festival continues and discoveries are made. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorj...

The party begins their investigation of Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as it finally opens its gates to the people of Melbourne. Andres makes a startling discovery about his magic, while Indigo and Pookie cause mischief. Daryl does some (not so) undercover work, and a few old faces crop up. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcri...

With a week to kill before their next mission, the party spends some down time. Andres and Indigo work their day jobs, while Daryl’s family history is explored. Pookie enacts a plan with her cat contacts, and the team’s next mission is revealed. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone C...

With the hard part of the initiation out of the way, the team heads back to the base. There, they learn a little bit more about the organisation they've pledged to, and receive a hint about their first official mission. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, light sexual humour and mentions of alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross ...

The team faces their first fight together! Indigo reveals a little more about herself, while Andres receives mysterious guidance. Pookie coughs up a disastrous hairball, and Daryl? Daryl has a gun. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edw...

Six months ago the world changed, and now a monster that was once the stuff of fiction lurks in an abandoned department store. Join our new team as they receive their first mission from a mysterious organisation to hunt that monster down before anybody can get hurt. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mild sexual humour. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcrib...

Welcome to season three of Portal Quandary! The Summer Court has found their way back to their home planet, but in their long absence things have changed - they have returned to a world no longer accustomed to their magical heritage, and many fear that the Court has brought magic to the world for more insidious reasons than they claim… In these cautious times, our party finds themselves employed by a new organisation dedicated to understanding what this new magic means for the world, as well ...

Join our unlikely team as they face off against their fifth and final monster plaguing the city from another realm! Höde enjoys some newfound freedom as an increasingly anxious Ezra leads the charge in locating the missing prince. Doug uses his noble connections. Sassandra’s magic continues to evolve. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, sexual humour, mild fantasy violence, and kidnapping. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our ...

An old enemy makes a return and faces an icy reception. Inter-party tension continues to divide the team. Höde's workplace troubles come to a head. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of illness. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman ...

Fresh from their latest encounter, the team plans to head to the castle to recover, but they’re waylaid as they splash straight into their next case. Sassandra’s encounter leaves her dodging questions, while Ezra tempts fate once more. Höde suffers another loss, and Doug partakes in some tea. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community M...

The squad is called to seek out a missing person. The resulting investigation sends the party into disarray, and loyalties come into question around every turn. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and kidnapping. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sa...

Our newly-minted gumshoes explore their first case together! Doug leads a charge, while Höde finds himself in a bind. Ezra feels homesick, and Sassandra's protective instincts flare. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of blood. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerom...

Welcome to our Monster of the Week interlude! In the city of Aubade, a royal wedding awaits its grooms. Unfortunately, one fairy and his portal-making orrery wreak havoc unleashes a mass of alien monsters on the desert oasis. Our new team of monster-hunting gumshoes must do damage control and (hopefully) track down the missing grooms while they’re at it! Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross ...

Welcome to our series interlude, where we depart from our regular tabletop to play Monster of the Week! In the city of Aubade - home to our season one cast - a royal wedding is set to take place. Chaos at the Sun Temple interrupts the proceedings, and our party is thrown headfirst into their first encounter. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Keeper, Editing, and Community Mana...

Your portal queries revisited! Join us for our post-season Q&A to explore how our party developed over season 2, wrap up lingering questions, and see if Rosie can name all 123 goats before Close of Business. You'll also get a teaser into our between-seasons mini-arc coming up while we prepare for season 3! Content warnings for this episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master,...

While we prepare for our mid-season arc, take a listen to the first episode of our Patreon-exclusive series - The Quiet Year. If you want to listen to the rest, head over to our Patreon at patreon.com/PortalQuandary! Volcanos, flowers, fresh bread, and a charismatic young woman. Welcome to the first episode of our patreon-exclusive miniseries! The Quiet Year is a map-making card game where players collaborate to create a landscape and community therein. As the fairies realise Gla...

Glamos is here… Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcri...

In the penultimate episode, the party prepares for their final battle and says their last goodbyes to the city that helped them. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Mof...

Armed with the final essence, the team returns to Lambence to complete the orrery. The world outside the skyscraper has changed as the effects of destroying Exanimus befall the region, and the stakes get uncomfortably higher. Both Lambence and our wayward party must scramble to make preparations, or risk losing their last chance of going home. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and light sexual references. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on Ti...