Lace up, listeners, we’re hitting the pavement with The Long Walk, the latest Stephen King adaptation that proves cardio can, in fact, kill. In this dystopian death march, a group of teenage boys are forced to walk non-stop or face a very permanent timeout. No breaks. No bathroom stops. Just endless road, existential dread, and surprisingly touching bro-mance.

Is this film a haunting exploration of humanity under pressure… or just 1 hour and 48 minutes of painful shin splints with no emotional payoff? We’re split on this one. So, should you take the first step or stay cozy in your house slippers? Tune in as we walk (pun intended) through the highs, lows, and moral landmines of The Long Walk.