NOTE: This episode was recorded in August. Vid is literally the slowest editor in the world. Tommy got the smooth moves. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

NEW! IT REALLY TALKS! Only from Milton Bradley! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Not The Crying Game. That's entirely different. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

This week, Black Hitler saves Hanukkah using his sharp wits, smooth voice, and the armies of the fatherland. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

"good luck with the cover image" Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

I was in charge of picking a title this week and couldn't think of one, and I sure as hell ain't listening to this shit myself. So fuck it, no title. Deal with it. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Mmmm, tasty. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Ha ha, Matty is old. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Fresh from the oven. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Chocolate starfish is my original character. Do not steal. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe, pointing upright and curved stiffly away from the cabin at the end. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many wheels, huge compared with the size of the rest of him, rolled about helplessly as he looked. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

He's studied long and hard. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I'm sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay...) Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea'd! By the way, we've switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there's any problems! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty... react. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don't even know anymore. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

I can't think of a tagline this week. Blergh. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we've got a show! We've definitely got a show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May... neither would Angela Lansbury. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!