It's all right and it's coming along, it wasn't 2020 when she wrote this song... 

This week we are joined by our good mate Lucinda - writer, director and one half of "Out of Our Vulcan Minds" - as she pitches a horror movie meets spooky rom com based on Maxine Nightingale's disco hit, Right Back Where We Started From.

Expect Umbrella Academy chat, Star Wars vs Star Trek discourse, fros, rollerblades, disco heaven and the disco inferno.

Songs Featured:

Right Back Where We Started From (Maxine Nightingale)

Gotta Be The One (Maxine Nightingale)

Hideaway (Maxine Nightingale)

Lead Me On (Maxine Nightingale)

Dancing Queen (ABBA)

September (Earth, Wind & Fire)

Disco Heaven (Lady Gaga)

Disco Inferno (The Trammps)

Burn It To The Ground (Michael Andrews)

Shit boys sure love the 1975, don't they?

In our first TikTok pitch, Charles is turning Lizzy McAlpine's earworm into a film about time travel, fatalism, bad relationships and the pain of loving a band that shit people also love! I don't think people read these descriptions so I'm putting minimal effort in!

Songs Featured:

You Ruined The 1975 (Lizzy McAlpine)

The Sound (The 1975)

Somebody Else (The 1975)

If You're Too Shy (The 1975)

Antichrist (The 1975)

A Change of Heart (The 1975)

Girls (The 1975)

M.O.N.E.Y. (The 1975)

The Birthday Party (The 1975)

It's Not Living If It's Not With You (The 1975)

Me (The 1975)

Galway Girl (Ed Sheeran)

Wonderwall (Oasis)

Rude (Magic)

What Makes You Beautiful (One Direction)

Train Heist (John Powell)

As Long As He's Safe (aka the song Tansy cries to) (John Powell)

You know the greatest films of all time were never made... We're continuing our "tradition" of picking apart new Taylor Swift releases with half baked pitches with a breakdown of the entirety of folklore! It's a rambling, extensive breakdown of what we thought worked, what we hated and the double track audio on *him* Taylor Swift Songs Featured: the 1 cardigan the last great american dynasty exile my tears ricochet seven august this is me trying illicit affairs invisible strings mad woman epiphany betty peace hoax All Too Well I Forgot That You Existed Other Songs Featured: Nebraska (Bruce Springsteen) Homeland Theme (Sean Callery) Indie Girl Introduces Us To Her Kitchen (Chrish) Old Town Hurt (Demi Adejuyigbe) Big Enough (but only the Jimmy Barnes Scream)

Tell me, Will... is Hannibal camp? We've been fighting a lot at Pitch Shift HQ about Hannibal lately, so the only way to settle those arguments was to get Charles to pitch an elaborate horror comedy gay take on the quintessential man who eats men. Songs featured: Bite (Troye Sivan) The John Cena Recorder Vine

Tell you all a story about franchises and the thief in the night. Tansy love heist movies! Charles doesn't care for them! But she's going to make him care by the end of this pitch, by weaving a tale about failed YA franchises, disillusioned child stars and stealing Daniel Radcliffe's prize diamond collection. Wolfmother Songs Featured: Joker and the Thief Chase the Feeling Woman New Moon Risisng

I was a teenaged anarchist, looking for a beloved childhood author who didn't turn out to be a TERF. Charles has a lot of feelings. Some of them are about Remus Lupin. Some of them are about JK Rowling. Some of them are about how your own interpretation of a work can't be taken away from you by the author. Songs Featured: I Was A Teenaged Anarchist (Against Me!) Edge of Seventeen (Stevie Nicks) Personality Crisis (New York Dolls) Rebel Rebel (David Bowie) United (Throbbing Gristle) Star Wars Main Theme (John Williams) Neville's Waltz (Patrick Doyle) Fuck This Shit I'm Out (The Theme Song)

It's time to get medieval! Tansy is here to pitch a post-apocalyptic medieval adventure comedy based on Montaigne's medieval adventure banger! Plus a very long Mendo impression and the worst lesson from Game of Thrones. Songs Featured: The Dying Song (Montaigne) Glorious Heights (Montaigne) READY (Montaigne) The Force Is With You (John Williams) The Ways Of The Force (John Williams) Send Me On My Way (Rusted Root) Wonderwall (Oasis) Horse With No Rider (Alan Menken) Escape Route (Alan Menken) Shrike (Hozier)

Can you feel it coming? Saro has felt it coming in the air, lived through the 'rona and rewatched The Seventh Seal to bring you his pitch for In The Air Tonight. Call George Clooney, get Daniel Radcliffe to practice his southern accent and cock your glock in preparation for this rollercoaster of philosophy, ethics and drum breaks. Phil Collins Songs Featured: - In The Air Tonight - Another Day In Paradise - Trashin The Camp

Dunno how you've been spending your isolation but Charles has been getting into Animal Crossing. Not the actual game, just the drama. Also sorry about the audio quality. Songs Featured: Animal (Muse) Fight Night (Hans Zimmer & Junkie XL)

Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.... The terrible fanfiction that launched a thousand dramatic readings is back, like you've never seen it before. Tansy takes you on an adventure through Undertale Tumblr, the NYT Bestseller List, Vegas magic shows and Fanfiction.net in 2006, all in search of an answer to the internet mystery of the decade - who wrote My Immortal? And did they really mean for it to be so bad? Plus special guest Pierce Wilcox, a bigfoot hunter, a discussion of how sitting with boys makes you cool (in 2005) and possibly the first ever use of the phrase "a snake eating its own ass". Songs Featured: My Immortal (Evanescence) Bring Me To Life (Evanescence) Call Me When You're Sober (Evanescence) Zendaya Is Meechee (Gabriel Gundacker) Rejected Lyrics to HBO's Succession Theme (Demi Adejuyigbe) We're all on Twitter! Find us there if you hate us as much as we hate ourselves!

Don't fuck the moon. Phil Collins Songs Featured: - Sussudio - Another Day in Paradise - You Can't Hurry Love - Against All Odds

We're back, in miniature form! ngl Charles had an idea for a new segment and the new episode was already too long so here's the stuff we'd normally chuck in the garbage pile but here we are. Enjoy? We'll be back in full on Wednesday. Songs Featured Six Feet Apart - Alec Benjamin Human Touch - Betty Who

Ever watched Freaky Friday and thought "this, but sad"? Charles has. Songs featured: Like To Be You (Shawn Mendes ft. Julia Michaels) Falling For Boys (Julia Michaels) Shouldn't Have Said It (Julia Michaels) Hurt Somebody (Noah Kahan & Julia Michaels)

It's been a long week between parts of this pitch.... But it's here! The second half of Tansy's ill advised wizard murder pitch! Set to a song from Furious 7 because why the hell not? Detective Esi Addo is on the hunt for a serial killer who leaves no cause of death, but her investigation is being "helped" by mysterious government agent Hollister Crane, who knows more about the murders than she should. As Esi dives deeper into the case, she discovers that nope, it's not a conspiracy, magic is real and there's a whole lot of wizard supremacists who want her dead and she's just gotta deal cos she's a regular ass muggle. Songs Featured: See You Again (Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth) Hedwig's Theme (John Williams) Power (Kanye West) Follow us on Twitter, @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to play favourites, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady or Tansy @tansyclipboard

The boys were waiting... but now they're back.... In our first ever Pitch Shift sequel, Charles takes the world that Tansy built in her pitch for Milkshake (and Boys) and completely Rian Johnsons it. After their terrifying ordeal in The Yard, the Boys have finally returned home - but the home they return to is not the one they left, and The Yard has changed them in ways they can't explain. And what made them go to The Yard in the first place? It's a full 90 minutes of Boys, and we're lovin it. Songs Featured: The Boys Are Back In Town (Thin Lizzy) The Boys Are Back In Town (The Cardigans) Milkshake (Kelis) Juice (Lizzo) Lacrimosa (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) You can follow us on Twitter, if you really want to.

'Cause there's music in the air, and lots of loving everywhere, so please don't shoot me, I'm very rich, PLEASE! Charles is back to pitch a Brian De Palmer style erotic thriller about an assassin who must kill the son of a prominent politician, who happens to be very attractive and probably played by Oscar Isaac. Songs Featured: Give Me The Night (George Benson) Just One Of Those Things (George Benson) Off Broadway (George Benson) Lady Love Me One More Time (George Benson) Run (AWOLNATION) You can follow the podcast on Twitter @pitchshiftpod if you hate yourself, or follow Tansy @tansyclipboard and Charles @gharlesochady

Tramps like us, baby we were born to punch Mike Appel's brother in the face. After appearing in two of Tansy's pitches, Bruce Springsteen is finally getting his own episode! And it's not just a movie based on a Springsteen song, it's a movie *about* the making of Born to Run, the album that was being held hostage, the band member who punched the manager's brother, the saxophone franken-solo and the guy who still isn't that comfortable with being called The Boss. Bruce Springsteen Songs Featured: Born To Run Shackled and Drawn Out on the Street There Goes My Miracle You can follow the podcast on Twitter @pitchshiftpod if you hate yourself, or follow Tansy @tansyclipboard and Charles @gharlesochady If you read this far, tweet me your favourite Springsteen song. Mine's probably Thunder Road, but it's close.

Woo-ah! Vampires are real, they're capitalists and they're going to college! This week Charles is pitching a college rom com about Petra, a young vampire who is getting sick of the whole bloodsucking game, and Valerie, an undead zombie who eats brains and takes names. But maybe... the system is the problem? Kim Petras Songs Featured: - All The Time - Close Your Eyes - Got My Number - Personal Hell Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or you can follow Charles @gharlesochady, Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter

As we proceed to shoot you in the knees* Special guest Saro is back with another slightly unhinged movie pitch, this time for Notorious B.I.G.'s "Who Shot Ya?" In classic gangster film style, Big Papa (Winston Duke) has got a plan to bring crack back to Brooklyn, and he'll fight any crooked mayors, street level stalkers and even his own past to get to the top of the food chain. Plus a foul mouthed Katherine Langford, a pretty good Werner Herzog impression, podcast ads for crack and Victoria Police's ongoing attempts to recruit us. Songs Featured: Who Shot Ya? (Notorious B.I.G.) 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted (2Pac feat. Snoop) Ether (Nas) In Da Club (50 Cent) HUMBLE. (Kendrick Lamar) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want a Steve Irwin biopic starring Katherine Langford and directed by Werner Herzog, follow Charles @gharlesochady, Tansy @tansyclipboard and Saro @LustySaro on Twitter * yes I know it's the calf muscle, I just needed something to rhyme. I work really hard on these descriptions and I don't think anyone reads them. Tweet me a Baby Yoda gif if you do.

Everything IS awful! In our farewell to 2019, what better song to make a film of than Everything Is Awful? Charles pitches the story of Henry, a man whose awful 2019 leads to him to join a questionable commune (not a cult) and take revenge on those who wronged him in 2019 (including Elon Musk). Plus our first ever language warning, helpless mourning for our lost episode and a teaser of what's to come in 2020! Songs Featured: Everything Is Awful (The Decemberists) The Infanta (The Decemberists) January Hymn (The Decemberists) A Beginning Song (The Decemberists) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to pick your Peloton instructor, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.