Join us as we reap the reward for exploring our name-twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. Now that we have watched and reviewed all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we learned, and, at the end of this episode, finally pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).
This is it, our short journey has come to an end. Will we be able to accomplish our mission? Tune in to find out at some point. Or, if you want to find out immediately, feel free to skip to 1:34:51.
Thank you for accompanying us on Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie does Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast!
Co-host, Tony Understudy - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Season Guest, Pun Enthusiast - Sunny (quoted as saying "why are you asking me for a quote?")
Join us as we explore our name-twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. After watching and reviewing all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we will have learned, and, in the end, try to pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).
We followed our talented heroes to the end of their aca-journey, where they encounter the army, compete with bands, try to impress DJ Khaled, and run afoul of mega-criminal John Lithgow. Can Fat Amy navigate her dad's explosions in 'toxic' waters? Why is Pitch Perfect an action movie now?!
Welcome to Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie does Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast!
Co-host, Stunt Choreographer - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Season Guest, DJ Khaled super-fan - Sunny (she doesn't agree with my descriptor)
Join us as we explore our name-twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. After watching and reviewing all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we will have learned, and, in the end, try to pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).
So many things happen in this meandering sequel, and not all of them are good. As we investigate all the acapella singing, stair sliding, and the incredible talents of Das Sound Machine, we have to ask ourselves: "But what about my sriracha?!"
Welcome to Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie does Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast!
Co-host, Flashlight Designer - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Season Guest, Snoop Dogg's Cousin - Sunny (she is also here)
Join us as we explore our name twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. After watching and reviewing all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we will have learned, and, in the end, try to pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).
This is an aca-mazing season idea that will definitely be a good time, full of laughs, early 2010's pop music, cup noises, and also...puke?!
Welcome to Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie does Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast!
Co-host, Background Extra #5 - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Season Guest, All Around Person - Sunny (she says hi)
There’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we keep receiving through anonymous postage. Pure, non-sarcastic bewilderment! Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale.
What is even going on?! Could it be? Is this the end of our beloved Horror Boyz?
Recently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was hot to the touch, damp, cut up, stapled back together, and smeared with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our sticky fingers.
Upon opening it, we found it to be full of melted plastic toys. But, beneath these playground droppings lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two friends with oddly familiar voices. They’re fans of horror and have laid out a succinct examination of this genre for us to listen to.
But, there’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we keep receiving through anonymous postage. It's almost uncanny! Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale.
On this episode, it seems that our wayward hosts are engaged in a horror-themed role-playing game, entitled Cthulhu Dark.
Recently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was charred, leaking, ripped to shreds, cemented back together, and encrusted with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our moist mitts.
Upon opening it, we found it to be full of dried leaves and twigs. But, beneath these environmental souvenirs lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two friends with oddly familiar voices. They’re fans of horror and have laid out a succinct examination of this genre for us to listen to.
But, there’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we keep receiving through anonymous postage. Shocked we shouldn't be, and yet we sure are! Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale.
In this episode, it seems that our wayward hosts are discussing a short story by Britain's Prince Of Chill, R. Chetwynd-Hayes, entitled "The Shadmock".
Recently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was scorched, dripping, tattered, glued back together, and caked with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our slimy paws.
Upon opening it, we found it to be full of shredded tax documents. But, beneath this confounding wrapping lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by three(?!) friends with oddly familiar voices. They’re fans of horror and have a laid out a succinct examination of this genre for us to listen to.
But, there’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we keep receiving through anonymous postage. Should we really be surprised at this? Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale.
In this episode, it seems that our wayward hosts are discussing Season 5, Episode 35 of 1964's The Twilight Zone, entitled "The Fear".
Recently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was burnt, wet, beat up, stitched back together, and smothered with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our clammy palms. Upon opening it, we found it to be full of poorly clumped bubble wrap. But, beneath this artistic display lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two friends with oddly familiar voices. They’re fans of horror and have a laid out a succinct examination of this genre for us to listen to. But, there’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we keep receiving through anonymous postage. Weird, right? Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale. In this episode, it seems that our wayward hosts are discussing the graphic novel, 30 Days Of Night.
Weeks ago, a package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was singed, soaked, smacked around, taped back together, and plastered with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our sweaty hands.
Upon opening it, we found it to be full of packing peanuts. But, beneath those scrumptious snacks lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two friends with oddly familiar voices. They’re fans of horror and have a laid out a succinct examination of this genre for us to listen to.
But, there’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we received through anonymous postage. Who could have guessed? Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale.
In this episode, it seems that our wayward hosts are discussing the classic horror film, Evil Dead II.
Join us as we now try to piece together the shit puzzle that is the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After having our souls tortured by watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're now gonna apply everything we have learned, and pitch, for you, the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
Against all odds, we've done it. We've consumed garbage in the form of awful Pauly Shore films and puked back up pure gold. You're welcome, and also we're very sorry.
We hope you'll listen in and journey with us as we create this miraculous wonder, but, also, we do not blame you if you want to skip ahead to 1:36:47 and just hear the glorious final product.
We're finally free, and will never return to On Distant Shores!
Co-host, Hollywood Roboticist - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
Let's travel now, to the present, and see how much Pauly Shore has changed as an actor. Oh, he hasn't? Like, at all? After that whole dreadful, awful excuse for a movie where the whole point was that he was going to try and be Adam Sandler? Huh. Weird. Well, guess we're stuck in this dick-bong filled Guest House, surrounded by drugged up possum puppets. Wait, is that...Bobby Lee?! Oh no, buddies!!
Swim harder so we can get out of this nightmare that is On Distant Shores!
Co-host, Dick Party Set Designer - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
Oh, my sweet darlings. My poor innocents. You don't know. You couldn't know. We didn't either. And now, we opened the face-melting Ark Of The Covenant that is Pauly Shore Is Dead, and we learned what unspeakable horrors wait for us in the beyond. Our eyes have seen what is not to be seen. Don't watch this film, we beg of you. The horrors...the horrors! You can listen to us make dumb jokes as we complain about it, though.
Dear god, help us because we're doomed On Distant Shores!
Co-host, Custodial Staff Manager - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Special Guest - Tyler Gage
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
Actually, forget all that nonsense, dude and or dudette! We're now all about Doyle! Doyletime all the time! Doyle is king, and we are unworthy! Let Doyle in, and he shall probably cheat on you, eat some toenails, and then blow up a badger with some fireworks! Freakin' radical, bro. Hey, by the way, how do you feel about yogurt?
Everything's perfectly fine and nothing is wrong On Distant Shoyles!
Co-host, Definite Doyle Enthusiast - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Special Guest - Tyler Lockwood
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
We've been summoned! Summoned to see a movie no one else saw, Pauly Shore's critically panned Jury Duty. Will this help us rise to the occasion like the brave Peanut chasing his dreams of winning Jeopardy, or will we find ourselves tied up in litigation, blamed for a crime we didn't commit, and covered in milk? Tune in to find out!
We're currently going insane On Distant Shores!
Co-host, Surprise Witness - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
Yep, just like Ernest, Pauly Shore goes into the army. Now. And we have to watch him be in the army. Now. We suffered for you, the listeners, because no one else should have to watch this awful excuse for a movie. Also, maybe we didn't have to. But we did, and here we are. Hoo boy.
We're currently stuck On Distant Shores!
Co-host, Trained Camel Handler - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
In our sophomore episode of our sophomore seaSon-In-Law, we're talking about Son...In Law. Which is a movie, that exists, with Pauly Shore in it, Carla Gugino is also there, along with a farm or something, and we watched it. Here ya go.
This is On Distant Shores!
Co-host, On-Set Family Therapist - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Join us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.
It's the start of a similar journey, but this time we made a worse decision in who we're focusing on, which we'll very soon regret. For now though, in this premiere episode, it's time to wheeze the jui-uice, do some dancing, and avoid the despicable Dave as we dive straight into an empty pool-shaped hole in the ground.
Welcome to On Distant Shores!
Co-host, Cave Art Critic - Nate (https://twitter.com/nateosterman)
Co-host, Editor - Josh (https://twitter.com/JerpsBerps)
Join us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.
We have reached the end of our Ernest journey and the time has come to pitch the perfect Ernest film. Spoiler Alert: We succeed but perhaps a little too well. Skip to 1:48:55 if you just want to hear the pitch but I would advise you to listen to the whole wild ride.
Join us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.
We've all been there. You're trying to record the season finale of your podcast about the character Ernest P. Worrel but then a fictional mad scientist played by the same actor as the character you're covering hijacks your show and makes you watch a whole movie just because Ernest has an extremely brief cameo at the end. This is relatable content.