We were supposed to be off this week but TRAYVIS SWELCE HAD OTHER PLANS. So… here we are throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY and you’re invited! Jessi will sip champagne and get reactions from Taylor’s In-Laws, Friends and former-friend Blake Lively. Then, she’ll place an URGENT CALL to Crystal Haryanto the author of ‘The Glory of Giving Everything: The Taylor Swift Business Model’ to tell ALL about the proposal, the ring, the easter eggs, the new album and SO.MUCH.MORE.

Plus! Jessi is furious with one of Taylor’s best friends and she’s not holding back. It’s A Love Story Baby She SAID YES! Congratulations to ALL OF US. 

Season 3 premieres NEXT WEEK! Help Jessi kick things off with a voicemail about anything: 323-448-0068 

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Do you want to lose weight? Are you thinking about trying Ozempic? Or do you just want to understand how to have a healthier relationship with food? World-renowned dietitian Abbey Sharp is taking Jessi's call to answer ALL of your questions about food, diet, the rise of 'Skinny Talk' and why the Kardashians are telling us ALL ABOUT their breast implants.

Plus! Is Taylor Swift performing at the SuperBowl? Jessi is unpacking the easter eggs. A fake Justin Bieber made hundreds of concert-goers 'sorry', and the Jonas Brothers - Hanson collab you did not know you needed. Listen to this all new episode... in an MMMBop!

SEASON 3 LAUNCHES Sept. 4th - be the FIRST to ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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It’s a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE! Travis Kelce is shirtless and hairy in GQ magazine, Jessi saw The Naked Gun, Taylor Swift announced a NEW ALBUM AND… Jessi listened to her entire appearance on The New Heights Podcast (MULTIPLE TIMES) to break down the key takeaways and play you the highlights. (and there are SO MANY HIGHLIGHTS!!!) 

All that and Katie Lowes, STAR of Scandal and the record-breaking HIT SHOW ‘The Hunting Wives’ TELLS ALL about her scandalous new series and why EVERYONE is freaking out over it.  Plus! Katie and Jessi talk about their friendship, their kids, their husbands and SO MUCH MORE in an open, honest, revealing conversation.  The only thing they don’t do is body shots! 

Jessi is standing by her answering machine, waiting for your voicemail HERE: 323-448-0068

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Jessi saw The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere and she WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. But what happened in Vegas is NOT staying in Vegas! That’s why she is phoning her High School Best Friends and lifelong Backstreet Boys fans Anji, Kelsey and Laura (AKA Brian, Kevin and AJ) - to relive the entire concert with YOU Phonies. The Highs, The Lows, The Botox, The Bulges, Kevin’s jawline, B-Rock’s voice, Nick’s raw sex appeal and So.Much.More. If you’d like to know what we discussed in our hotel room at 4am after the concert… this episode is basically that. 

Plus! Jessi issues a formal apology to Justin Timberlake, has questions about Kim Kardashian’s ‘Ultimate Face’ and has NEW INTEL on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry… come for The Backstreet Boys, stay for the Hot Newfoundland goss… I know you WANT IT THAT WAY! 

Jessi is freezing in Siberia, waiting for your voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068

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Are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating? Jessi knows the truth and she’s ONLY REVEALING IT on this episode! Plus, Sydney Sweeney has “Good Jeans” and Jessi has "Controversial Opinions” on everything from Sacha Baron Cohen’s new ripped physique, to Justin Timberlake’s viral performance to the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle campaign that has the internet OUTRAGED. (don’t cancel Jessi though, ok? PLEASE?!)

Plus! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Bad Bunny is covering Travis Kelce in honey and Harry Styles is making sex toys. You might want to slip into something more comfortable for this one.

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Phonies, you can’t even cheat at a COLDPLAY concert anymore! What has become of this WORLD? Jessi gives her HOT TAKES on the COLD PLAY Astronomer CEO cheating scandal and the resignations, the fake apologies and the fallout that has happened since. Then, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was cancelled suddenly- if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to understand the shocking reason why, Jessi will fill you in. Plus, she knows you’re not staying up until 11:30 to watch anything so she’s playing Late Night clips you probably missed, but need to hear. 

All that plus Pacey and Joey are back together! Why Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson were photographed canoodling, excuse me, back hugging, in New York City. Hide from the Kiss Cam! It’s an ALL NEW EPISODE!

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It's Jessi's F*ing Birthday! It's A F*ing Celebration! And we're celebrating with all the things that are making today a VERY Happy Birthday! Like Justin Bieber's New Album SWAG, The Backstreet Boys at the Sphere, Jeremy Allen White's Flowers, The Emmy Nominations and MORE.

Plus, Jessi phones Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto. She founded a course on Taylor Swift at Berkley and her new book is called The Glory Of Giving Everything: The Taylor Swift Business Model. So how did Taylor become the biggest artist in the world? Crystal has answers about Taylor's marketing genius, the Blake Lively legal drama and why Travis Kelce might not be the ONE.

Wish Jessi a Ratchet Happy Birthday, or ask her anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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This episode is for the ladies (and about the ladies). First, Ashley Tisdale invited Jessi to a party and didn’t show up! Jennifer Aniston has a new man and he’s a… hot hypnotist? Is there such a thing? Charlize Theron is having great sex and telling us all about it. Plus, Anne Hathaway is on the cover of Vogue and Miranda Priestly would NEVER approve. DO NOT sell Jessi Halloween Decor but DO listen to this all new episode!

Next week is Jessi’s BIRTHDAY! Leave her a birthday message (or a voicemail about ANYTHING) HERE: 323-448-0068

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DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering for approximately 10 days. That’s why she’s calling the content creator dubbed “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman to explain where the toys came from, how they exploded so quickly and why Katy Perry can’t have one. Speaking of Katy Perry- she missed the world’s tackiest wedding- which is her first big WIN of the year! Jessi discusses the celebrity guest list, the dress, the Vogue cover, the Kardashian drama and the pure excess of Laren Sanchez and Jeff Besoz’s 50 million dollar nuptials. 

Plus, Miley Cyrus ignored her fans at a meet and greet, Matty Healy called paid Meet and Greets “F*ING DISGRACEFUL” and Chris Brown’s Meet and Greets are X-Rated. So should stars do Meet and Greets in the first place? Jessi is telling you how much Drake, Lady Gaga, Billy Eilish and MORE would charge YOU to meet THEM. 

PSST July 17th is Jessi’s BIRTHDAY- leave her a birthday message (or a voicemail about ANYTHING) HERE: 323-448-0068

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Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That I’m Standing On Business”, an It Ends With Update (did Blake Lively FINALLY WIN!?) an angry voicemail for Beyonce and a celebrity sighting in the wild! 

Plus, America’s cringiest billionaires Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos are getting married in Venice whether Venice wants them to or not. Jessi breaks down the celebrity guest list, the Vogue spread, the Italian protests and the shocking reason Katy Perry might not be in attendance. Speaking of weddings, it’s Jessi’s 11th wedding anniversary so she brings Evan on the pod against his will to celebrate! Enjoy their SIZZLING CHEMISTRY, NOW! 

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Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest, including the shocking thing it revealed about Pedro Pascal.

All that and Call Her Daddy's Alex Cooper made shocking sexual harassment claims against her college soccer coach, compelling Jessi to share her own eerily similar experience with a college professor. Put on your "DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT" Friendship Bracelets for an ALL-NEW EPISODE!

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In Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet. 

Plus! Rememeber when Prince William danced like a dad and Travis Kelce became Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour!? Then, Jessi tries to defend Justin Timberlake after bombshell details emerge about hs DWI … All that and a deep dive into the trendiest haircut of the year, called “The Broccoli” because it looks like Broccoli… on your head. THAT’S HOT!

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068E

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HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of the best, dirtiest and most shocking lyrics. Speaking of musical GREATS- Taylor Swift bought her masters back! But do you remember the WHOLE scandalous backstory? In case you were too Dumb & Busy to keep up, Jessi is filling you in on the SWIFTIE SAGA and Travis Kelce's reaction to it all.

Then- where do YOU stand on the viral "Moana Girl" scandal? And do you think Brad Pitt is Hot Again??? (spoiler alert: Jessi DOES. In a dirty, rugged, doesn't speak to his children anymore kind of way...) Jessi is LIVE from Halifax for this all new EPISODE!

OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see Jessi 's FINAL SHOWS Here: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour 

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Jessi drinks water with Chia Seeds throughout this ALL NEW EPISODE because Lindsay Lohan said it’s the reason for her glow up. You won’t believe what else she said. Kris Jenner has a new face and Jessi has big feelings about it. Kourtney Kardashian thinks sending your kids to school is “dated” so pull yours out IMMEDIATELY. Plus Justin Bieber said TOO MUCH about Hailey Bieber on the cover of Vogue - so, is he a bad husband? And everything you missed at the American Music Awards- from Jlo’s catsuit to Heidi Montag wearing the “worst wig in the world”. 

All that plus Jessi re-visits her call with Actor, Comedian, Writer, creator of “Broad City” and star of “Babes” Ilana Glazer. This conversation will change your perspective on pregnancy, childbirth and mom guilt! So eat those pickled beets and enjoy!

HALIFAX! OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see THE FINAL SHOWS: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour 

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This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding and it made her believe in LOVE AGAIN. Plus! Do you have an “old lady name”? Jessi reveals the list of girls names that Gen Z thinks make you seem old. Spoiler Alert: Jessica IS on the list and Jessi (full name: Jessica) is NOT happy about it. Plus- should a Phonie bring her 11 yr old to a Pitbull concert? How dirty do Mr. Worldwide’s lyrics actually get? Turns out… VERY DIRTY. (the end of this ep is headphones ONLY!)

All that and we re-visit our call with Canadian Pop Superstar Shawn Desman! Not only does he serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, FULL TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Put on your low rise jeans, bikini tops an kangol hats for this all-new episode!

Come On Get In and Get READY… to leave Jessi a voicemail about anything, anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068

ONLY 4 SHOWS LEFT on Jessi’s “Now That’s What I Call Live Tour!” London! Halifax! Ottawa! Toronto! Get your tickets NOW: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour 

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Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (Much Music, Supernatural, Pretty Hard Cases) joins jessi to TELL ALL about their wild weekend with Pitbull ! Are bald caps and goatees the secret to meeting men?! Jessi also saw Beyonce and her take on the ‘Cowboy Carter’ tour might upset the BeyHive. 

Then, Amanda has inside scoop on the trailer for ‘Alls Fair’ starring Kim Kardashian, Jessi has notes on Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet’s red carpet debut and Taylor Swift would like to excuse herself from Blake Lively’s narrative. All that AND there’s a HOT PRIEST at the Vatican

!? DALE!

MONTREAL! HALIFAX! LONDON! OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see Jessi LIVE Here: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour 

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While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It! I Can’t! I Question! I’m Scared! Where will Rihanna’s pregnancy reveal and the Kardashians low-key looks fit in? Listen to find out! Then… Xav Trudeau has a new single and his dad Justin Trudeau gives his hot take on it. (plus- is JT Hot Again!?) 

Then- an all new Dumb and Busy will fill you in on the scandal unfolding around legendary NFL coach Bill Bellichick and his 24 year old girlfriend - why is she interrupting his interviews, running his business and taking $8 million dollars in his real estate? Jessi has answers. 

All that and an angry voicemail for Katy Perrys bullies. 

MONTREAL! HALIFAX! LONDON! OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see Jessi LIVE Here: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour 

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Jessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi is counting down her top 5 Pop Punk Emo Bangers with her friend and musician Jay Malinowski (because Pierre Bouvier did not return her calls). 

Then, we’re revisiting Jessi’s favorite guest of the past year- Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden. In this intimate, personal conversation Jessi asks what was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder?  Is he close with his twin? Does he get along with his sister in-law Cameron Diaz? And no offense, but how did he score Nicole Richie?  Plus Joel Madden tells ALL and dares to play a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’. 

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Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her high school crush and basically begs him to come to her Vancouver show. Then, she welcomes her real life crush, her husband Evan, to weigh in on Hot Couples doing questionable things. Barack and Michelle take vacations alone!? George and Amal have never had an argument?! Meghan Trainor and her husband are taking weight loss medication together?! This hot couple has THOUGHTS. 

Plus Walton Goggins is manspreading HARD on the cover of Cultured magazine- but has babygirl jumped the shark? Is Justin Bieber ok? Jessi does a wellness check. Oh and Michelle Williams finally met Michelle Williams! Calling Jessica Cruickshank- a realtor in Barrie Ontario- let’s connect, girl!

EDMONTON! CALGARY! VANCOUVER! VICTORIA! Jessi is coming to you THIS week!

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Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella) 

This episode is out of this Woman’s World! First, 6 women went to space and 1 million people criticized them for it. Why did Katy Perry in a rocket ship make people so mad? Then, the Walton Goggins DRAMA we didn’t know we needed. Was he having an affair with co-star Aimee Lou Wood? The internet thinks so and Jessi always believes the internet. 

Plus, was SNL out of line mocking Aimee’s teeth? And everything you missed at Coachella! Assuming… you were not at Coachella. 

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