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Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels
46 episodes
1 week ago
Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels say terrible things about movies they haven’t seen and ruin everything for everybody.
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Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels say terrible things about movies they haven’t seen and ruin everything for everybody.
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Film Reviews
Comedy,
TV & Film
Episodes (20/46)
Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
46: Phil and Lisa Ruin Ben Stiller
Phil and Lisa dive into the oeuvre of Ben Stiller and can’t sanction his buffoonery. Plus, gangster movies! Comic book movies! Evan Hansen! And an extended visit from Harvey Keitel and his… um…. accoutrement. Movies ruined: Lansky, Dear Evan Hansen, The Eternals, Zoolander, Ran....
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4 years ago
50 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
45: Phil and Lisa Ruin Volcanology
Unplug your brain and enjoy the lava-stained madness of Skyfire, a big-budget Chinese action picture that throws some work Jason Isaacs’ way. Also, we look at two trailers featuring far less enjoyable mayhem and absolutely no Lucius Malfoy....
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4 years ago
41 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
44: Phil and Lisa Ruin the City of Angels
Randy Newman may love L.A., but he doesn’t love it as much as Phil and Lisa love movies about L.A. Best of all, there is no actual Randy Newman in this podcast....
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5 years ago
42 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
43: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Bonds of Holy Matrimony
With no trailers to watch, Phil and Lisa turn their attention to Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings, proving there’s no joyous occasion they can’t ruin. Movies Ruined: Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, Singin’ in the Rain, The Thomas Crown Affair (1968)....
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5 years ago
55 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
42: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Western Canon
Lisa confuses her world wars, Phil strips people of their Oscar nominations and William Shatner stops by to share his favorite 19th century works of literature. Plus, we battle pandemics with a song in our heart and fluffy musicals on our TV. Movies Ruined: “The King’s Man”; “1917”; “Little Women” (2019); “Footlight Parade”; “Finian’s Rainbow”....
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5 years ago
45 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
41: Idris Elba: Sex Panther
Phil and Lisa cope with the hysterical blindness triggered by “Cats.” But fortunately, there are many new trailers to ruin, including several from the thick-knuckled lummoxes at DC Comics. Movies Ruined: “Cats”, “Dolittle”, “Birds of Prey”, “Wonder Woman 84”, “Layer Cake”, “Dolemite Is My Name”....
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5 years ago
40 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
40: Phil and Lisa Ruin a Star War
In this spoiler-filled episode, we give The Rise of Skywalker a thorough going-over. Plus, we discover a not-as-terrible-as-you-might-think addition to our carousel of bad holiday made-for-TV movies. And Phil has a nasty break-up with Jennifer Lawrence. Movies Ruined: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Avengers: Endgame, The Irishman, Black Widow, Turkey Drop....
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5 years ago
56 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
39: Phil and Lisa Ruin the X-Men Draft
In this crossover with episode 480 of The Incomparable, Phil and Lisa break down the draft choices made in the X-Men draft. It not you, it Gambit....
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6 years ago
30 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
38: Phil and Lisa Send in the Clowns
Send in the clowns. Those murderous clowns. Let’s put them in movies and shows. Those thrice-damned clowns. Movies Ruined: It, Chapter 2; The Joker; Little Women; Becket; Angry Birds 2; Kung Fu Hustle; Ip Man...
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6 years ago
46 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
37: Phil and Lisa Ruin James Corden
This episode is better than Cats. You will listen to it again and again. Movies Ruined: Cats, Baby Driver, Inglorious Basterds, Hateful Eight, Mask of Dimitrios, Scott Pilgrim, first Monday in May, Wendy Whelan: Restless Creature....
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6 years ago
54 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
36: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Avengers Franchise
Lisa prepares a video essay on what’s wrong with the Marvel franchise while Phil sees children’s movie after children’s movie. Also, let’s get woke, in-flight movie-style! Movies Ruined: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Dumbo (2019), Hotel Transylvania 3, Avengers: Infinity War, Avengers: Endgame, Captain Marvel, Battle of the Sexes, Ocean’s Eight....
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6 years ago
56 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
35: Phil And Lisa Ruin Sincerity
Phil and Lisa are back to discuss a trailer of a movie they haven’t seen — tough luck, Mary Poppins — and several movies they have. And Phil feuds with beloved Twitter philosopher Lin-Manuel Miranda. Movies Ruined: Mary Poppins Returns, Blade Runner 2049, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri, Edge of Seventeen, The Gringo, Yellowstone....
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7 years ago
29 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
34: Phil & Lisa Ruin Ramen
Phil and Lisa return, with a journey into the horrors of independent cinema, a brief rundown of movies you can watch on planes and the actors Phil can’t bear to watch (an abbreviated list). Movies Ruined: Death of Stalin, Flower, Unsane, Ghost Stories, Rampage, Wind River, Darkest Hour, Battle of the Sexes, Tomb Raider, Ramenheads, Itzhak....
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7 years ago
53 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
33: Phil and Lisa Ruin Christopher Cross
In a shocking departure from their brand, Phil and Lisa stop talking about movie trailers to get real about Oscar-nominated songs from the 1980s. Is there singing in this episode? Not if you’re one of those busybodies from ASCAP, there’s not. Movies Ruined: “Mom and Dad”, “Against All Odds”, “Fame”, “Dirty Dancing”, “Top Gun”, “Working Girl”, “Rocky III”, “Princess Bride”, “Arthur”, “Tootsie”, “Do the Right Thing”, “Aladdin”...
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7 years ago
58 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
32: Phil And Lisa Ruin Star Wars
Phil and Lisa take on “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” in a spoilerific episode filled with your daily recommended allowance of Porgs. They also discuss popular blockbusters “Film Stars Don’t Die in Liverpool” and “Death of Stalin”, while shining some light on obscure cult favorites “Ready Player One” and “Avengers: Infinity War.”...
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7 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
31: Phil And Lisa Ruin Extended Hiatuses
Phil and Lisa return to mull over the Wrinkle In Time trailer, talk about movies they saw on airplanes and figure out who this generation’s Peter O’Toole is. Also, can you name Pittsburgh’s three rivers, because we sure have trouble. And Mickey Mouse returns for his cut. Movies Ruined: Wrinkle in Time, The Post, Red Sparrow, Coco, Hell or High Water, Fences, La La Land, Dancer...
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7 years ago
51 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
30: Phil and Lisa Ruin Replicants
In this episode we take on “Blade Runner 2049”, shake our heads at “Marvel’s Inhumans”, and sing a song of “Top Cat”. Plus, everyone’s favorite X-Man drops by for a visit. Movies Ruined: “Blade Runner 2049”, “Marvel’s Inhumans”, “Jumanji”, “The Greatest Showman”, “Top Cat Begins”, “The Friends of Eddie Coyle”, “Crimson Tide”....
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8 years ago
54 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
29: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Third Reich
We should be talking about trailers for “Black Panther”, “Flatliners” and “Only Living Boy in New York”, but Phil and Lisa have a bone to pick with Tom Cruise and “Valkyrie” first. Also: Songs we loved ruined by movies! And late 80s/early 90s pictures we hope Hollywood reboots next. Movies Ruined: Black Panther, Flatliners, Only Living Boy in New York, Valkyrie, Diggstown, The Verdict (1946), Silence of the Lambs, Sleepless in Seattle....
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8 years ago
55 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
28: Phil and Lisa Ruin Summer
Wonder Woman proved that someone can make a good DC movie. Justice League looks like someone doesn’t want to make a habit of that. But what other delights await you at the cineplex this summer? Movies Ruined: Wonder Woman, Justice League, Spiderman: Homecoming, Atomic Blonde, Rough Night, Murder on the Orient Express, The Mummy....
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8 years ago
55 minutes

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
27: Phil and Lisa Ruin Charlie Hunnam
It’s a very Charlie Hunnam episode as we look at the “King Arthur” and “Lost City of Z(ed)” trailers, followed up by “Boss Baby” and “Alien: Covenant.” One of those is about a parasitic lifeform who terrorizes a crew of humans; the other is about space explorers....
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8 years ago
1 hour

Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies
Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels say terrible things about movies they haven’t seen and ruin everything for everybody.