Join Tim, Balin, and Jude for a jam-packed episode of Pattern Play! This week, the crew dives into the wild swings of the Premier League: Manchester United’s resurgence, Chelsea’s ongoing struggles, Liverpool’s tactical woes, and the surprising rise of promoted teams. Plus, tactical breakdowns, underdog stories, and a fun “Guess the Player” game to wrap things up. Key Timestamps: 0:00 – Introduction & Episode Overview0:58 – Stocks Rising: Manchester United’s Comeback and Promoted Teams’ B...

Join Tim, Linde, and Jude as they break down a wild week in European football! From Chelsea’s teenage goal-scorers to Arsenal’s statement win, the crew covers all the Champions League drama, Premier League predictions, and Fantasy Premier League dilemmas. Expect plenty of banter, bold takes, and a few classic football debates. Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & catching up with the hosts0:50 – Chelsea’s 5-1 demolition of Ajax: teenage scorers & key moments2:20 – The fall of Ajax and the state...

Welcome back to the Pattern Play Podcast! After a brief hiatus for the international break, the crew returns to break down all the latest action in club football. From stocks rising and falling to in-depth analysis of the Premier League’s biggest storylines, this episode is packed with insight, banter, and a few surprises. Whether you’re here for tactical talk, passionate rants, or just a good laugh, we’ve got you covered. Notable Timestamps: 0:12 – Show intro & catching up after the brea...

Episode 15 – Blue Triumph: Chelsea Outplays Liverpool in a Statement Win This week on Pattern Play, Tim, Jude, and Chervon break down a dramatic Premier League weekend! From stocks rising and falling to Chelsea’s statement win over Liverpool, Arsenal’s steady climb, and the chaos in the mid-table, the crew covers it all—with plenty of banter and sharp analysis. Notable Timestamps: 0:12 – Intro & “Stocks Rising” segment: Who’s hot this week?04:46 – “Stocks Falling”: Fan behavior, Nottingha...

Welcome to episode 14 of the Pattern Play podcast! This time, Lindz and Jude chat stocks rising and falling, highlighting Sunderland's potential and Liverpool's glaring issues. Lindz and Jude discuss their thoughts on Chelsea's current state and Enzo’s in-game management struggles. We also make predictions for the upcoming Premier League matches, including the highly anticipated Chelsea vs. Liverpool showdown. Tune in for some lively football debates and insights! 02:07 Stocks Rising 04:53 S...

Pattern Play Podcast Ep. 13: Liverpool's Late Drama, VAR Controversies & Arsenal's Tactical Shifts Welcome to episode 13 of the Pattern Play podcast! This week, we dive into the buzz around Liverpool's late-game drama and how it set the tone for a weekend filled with record-breaking late goals. The panel discusses the inconsistencies of VAR and officiating in the Premier League, focusing on the Arsenal vs. Newcastle game. We also cover the rise and fall of stocks, dissecting Chelsea's cu...

In Episode 12 of the Pattern Play Podcast, the panel—featuring fans of Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, and Arsenal—dives into a weekend full of highs and lows. 00:29 Stocks Rising 04:38 Stocks Falling 09:35 Liverpool's Perfect Start 17:23 Arsenal vs. Manchester City Analysis 25:26 Liverpool's Dominance and Arsenal's Struggles 27:29 Celebrations and Their Significance 29:52 Fixture Difficulties and Title Race 30:45 Manchester United vs Chelsea Analysis 35:20 Chelsea's Managerial ...

In this episode, we dive into a brilliant kick off to the Champions League football - discussing rising and falling stocks. Join Linde, Mash, and Jude as they debate their investment in teams like Chelsea, Marseille, Liverpool, and Dortmund. Plus, heated discussions on the upcoming Premier League matches including the Merseyside Derby between Liverpool and Everton, and the colossal clash of City vs Arsenal. We also predict the Man Utd vs Chelsea face-off and wrap up with some FPL captaincy ho...

Welcome to Episode 10 of the Pattern Play Podcast! Arsenal, Amorim, Bournemouth, and more in stocks rising and falling. Balin, Von, and Linde discuss Liverpools win over Burnley in late drama, Chelsea's failure to beat Brentford, and Man Utd's collapse versus city rivals, City. Plus, don't miss our Game of the Week challenge. Join us for all this and more in this action-packed episode! 00:52 Stocks Rising 05:11 Stocks Falling 07:11 Manchester United's Defensive Woes 08:06 Debate: Ruben Amorim...

🎙️Episode 9: Premier League Week 4 Preview & Chelsea Controversies Football is back and so are we.. In this episode of the Pattern Play podcast, Tim, Jude and Mash discuss the latest happenings in football. They introduce a new, probably short-lived segment called 'Nake Takes'. You might be able to guess why. The discussion kicks off with Chelsea's recent charges related to agent payments during the Ibramovic era. We then shift to international football, focusing on South Africa's ...

Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 8: Premier League Roundup, Transfer Drama & VAR Controversies Join us as we review game week three of the Premier League. Hosts Tim, Sal, Balin, and Chervon debate their 'stocks rising' and 'stocks falling,' featuring a deep dive into Liverpool’s tactical victory over Arsenal. We also cover listener questions and talk about the weekend's most controversial moments courtesy of VAR. The episode wraps up with major transfer news, including Isak’s contentious m...

Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 7: Arsenal at Anfield, Atmosphere & Amorim's Antics The crew dives into a massive Premier League weekend—debating Arsenal’s chances at Anfield, dissecting Manchester United’s ongoing struggles, and breaking down the latest Champions League draw. From tactical trends to fan frustrations, it’s a passionate, unfiltered roundtable packed with football insight and plenty of laughs. 00:01:10 The game of the week. Liverpool hosts Arsenal at Anfield. Discussion abou...

Big Winners & Losers from GW2 | Pattern Play Podcast Join the crew as we break down all the drama, surprises, and standout moments from Gameweek 2! From rising stars to falling giants, we cover it all—plus, the classic “Who Am I?” game to wrap things up. Timestamps: 02:24 – Listener Questions & FPL League Reminder 03:46 – Stocks Rising: Who Impressed This Week? 18:39 – Stocks Falling: Wolves, City, and United Woes 22:57 – Aston Villa & Unai Emery Under Fire ...

Episode 5 – Eze, Isak and GW2 Preview In this episode of the Pattern Play podcast, the crew dives into the latest transfer drama, including Eze’s move, Isak’s transfer saga, and a full preview of Gameweek 2 in the Premier League. The hosts share personal stories, debate the ethics of player behaviour, and make bold predictions for the upcoming matches. Plus, enjoy the return of the “Who Am I?” game and some classic football banter. Notable Timestamps: 00:48 – Mugging Stories & Football An...

In this lively episode, host Tim is joined by Chervon, Jude, and new host Mash for a passionate roundtable on the opening week of the Premier League. The crew delivers their hottest takes, debates controversial moments, and reviews the weekend’s biggest matches, including Arsenal vs. Manchester United, City’s statement win, and Liverpool’s emotional rollercoaster. The episode also features the “Stocks Rising & Falling” segment, a Fantasy Premier League check-in, and a fun “Who Am I?” foot...

🎙️ Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 3: Season Preview Get ready for a jam-packed season preview! The crew welcomes new hosts, dishes out bold hot takes, and debates the fate of the Premier League’s biggest clubs. From Manchester United optimism to Chelsea’s title hopes, and Arsenal’s pressure to Liverpool’s big changes—no stone is left unturned. Plus, don’t miss the “Game of the Week” and our FPL league shoutout! Notable Timestamps: 00:51 – Welcome & New Hosts Introduced 04:15 – Hot Takes: ...

In episode two, we discuss the Community Shield win for Crystal Palace over Liverpool, and dive into the debate. 01:44 Community Shield Review: Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 02:55 Analyzing Crystal Palace's Tactics 12:53 Debating the Handball Controversy 24:00 Chelsea looking good vs Milan 33:53 Baleba and Man Utd 36:08 Arsenal victory over Athletic Club 39:09 Rating the biggest transfers of the summer 53:35 Guess the Player Game 56:37 Chant of the Week and Closing Remarks

It's kick off! In the first episode we discuss the upcoming Community Shield match up between Palace and Liverpool, have an early look at our FPL teams and introduce the Pattern Play FPL prize league, and play a game of the week. Join us for the first of many Pattern Plays!!

Welcome to Pattern Play! Pattern Play is your twice-weekly hit of Premier League drama, laughs, and proper football talk. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of comedians, tacticians, and die-hard fans from Jozi to London, we break down the gameweeks, rage over FPL, unpack the headlines, preview the clashes, and play games that get a little too spicy. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday — come share the vibe with us.