Pack your bags! Why? Because Natalie is! THATS WHY! This is Pathetic and Poetic and we’re going an a journey filled with travel, togetherness, eviction, and spite! This week, Cory and Natalie write spite poems. Spite along with us!

Come here poetic bubalas. Gather round your pathetic grand-poets as well tell you the tails of getting paid in pennies and the difference between a sperm whale and a beluga. This week, Natalie and Cory will reread old poems and edit them for the first time ever!

Holy emotions, Batman! It’s time for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. POW! Right in the podcast! This week, The Notorious Natalie and her grammar fighting partner, CoryAnder fight off iguanas, astrology, and life goals. They also capture bouts of sobriety and chase after their emo phases and write poems about water. All of this and more on another exciting episode of PATHETIC and POETIC…IC…IC…IC.

Why won’t anyone date us? Seriously, why won’t they. Please tell us why? We need to know. WE NEED TO KNOW. Will you date us? This is Pathetic and Poetic, where we always open the door for you and never stand you up. This week, Nat and Cory write response poems to each other’s poetry.

So, makeup doesn't expire and women aren't funny. And please join us for more blatant lies on another episode of PATHETIC AND POETIC! On this episode, Nat and Cory write poems about “the funniest story ever told,'' while Natalie fights with technology and Cory tries their best to bring a voice to an AI comedian.

Hello everybody and welcome back to Season 3 of Pathetic and Poetic. I am bio copywriter Cory and I just want to say hi. I don’t know if you all are reading this but I like writing them. If you are reading these, please DM Natalie just “🧶.” It’ll be our little secret. Annnyyyway! Enjoy an episode filled with secret backstories, celebrity look-alikes, and poetry about the chapters of our lives!

WELCOME BACK to SEASON 3 of P&P!!!! Nat and Cory are so happy to be back writing, laughing, and talking about utter nonsense. This week Natalie learns the unsettling truth about Cory’s past as a mediocre track and field star. They talk about Nat's new job and Cory’s ‘busy May,’ mocktail months, and dream weddings on a cliffside. This week, they write poems about wonderful nature memories, and Natalie catches Cory in a nature lie.

Welcome to the end of Season 2 of Pathetic and Poetic. We might be taking a break, but that doesn't mean we still don't have fun. Natalie and Cory talk about Scottish accents, nonsense things moms say, and new adventures. In this episode, Nat and Cory write a collaborative exquisite corpse about closing the book and starting again. See you all again really soon.

Welcome back to papapapaPATHETIC and popopoooETIC. The only chaos poetry podcast, because why would you need more than one? Get ready to hear about middle school projects, really bad phone contact names, and podcast noises all while Cory slowly loses his loose grip on reality. This week, Nat and Cory read poems inspired by Ocean Vuong’s poem “Someday I will love Ocean Vuong.”

Why won’t you date us?? Ohh you will? You do!!?! Tonight? I think I’m free. I just need to listen to the newest episode of Pathetic and Poetic first!! This week on PnP, Cory and Nat talk about dating during the pandemic, the glorious Nicole Byers, The Good Place, and as always poetry. Natalie and Cory write about their bodies and lives, as a home.

Have you been practicing your best evil villain laugh? Well, you should start because WE HAVE! Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory sit down and talk about improvisation, jaw tension, drag names, and the gorgeous and wondrous voices of Mark Hamill. This week, they read poems about hard friendships that accidentally pair really well together.

Natalie is in mourning over a truly awful taco based loss so her audio is a little vague. Please stand with her in her time of ground beef need. And with that - Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic, the only podcast that will talk about Gypsy Rose Blancard conspiracy theories, anatomical models of the Demigorgon's vagina, and what energy a giraffe is giving. This week Nat and Cory read previously unread unpolished poems and bits. Do you have something you haven't shown anyone? Send it t...

Everyone ready to pee into the wind and pee their pants?!? On the 50th Episode of Pathetic and Poetic, Natalie and Cory are joined by the incredible Neil Hilborn! Nat and Cory talk about fifty episodes of podcasting, Neil’s new project!, stealing poetry and farm animals. This week, the three write poems with the prompt “If you were a God, how would you tell me?”

Cover your eyes and shut your mouth, because this is a SPOOOKY episode of Pathetic and Poetic. After long long long last, Cory and Natalie go see Sleep No More in New York City! They talk about their whole show experiences and write poems inspired by their evening at the theatre.

Ever wanted to be haunted by a polite ghost? What type of formal attire would your ‘business brain’ wear to work? Is double ply toilet paper really worth the hype? What if Stella never got her groove back? We answer NONE of these questions on today’s episode of Pathetic and Poetic. This week Natalie and Cory write poems about unfinished things.

This week, on the Pathetic and the Poetic, Cory has a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie, Natalie has a controversial opinion about Marvel, we discover that Anthony’s new girlfriend is actually his long lost twin sister Bath Anne, and the old Asbestos Mill finally starts turning a profit. Cory and Natalie write poems about film tropes they wish were made.

Happy New Year's PnPeople! Let's start off 2024 with the flu! Nat and Cory chat about seasons change sniffles as well as seasonal affective disorder, adorable snotty children, and hilarious pharmacy encounters. This week Nat and Cory write about waywardness, moving on, and repotting yourself. Grab a tissue, cozy up, and enjoy this week's episode.

Sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles, or slowly pulls apart. But however your cookies disintegrate, we still love you. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Here’s another gooey plate of delicious poetry and nonsense, starring Cory and Natalie. This week, they write poems in the shape of non-denominational pine trees.

Who’s down for a little hibernation with a side of sleep paralysis? Grab a blanket, do a quick body scan and settle in for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory, your guided hibernation coaches will discuss trusting yourself, fighting for yourself, and loving yourself. This week, we write about taking a break and a nice hibernation.

Are you ready? Are you really ready? How ready do you feel? Because we’re ready to give you a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic, starring everyone’s favorite weekly comedy poetry podcast duo - Natalie and Cory! This week, we talk about dog watching, odd dotty parent behaviors, what you should and shouldn’t be flushing down the toilet, and seven movies about kids with fatal illnesses. This week, Nat and Cory write about unexplainable natural phenomena - just like you! So stay tuned!