Sex is a messy business, yet very few of us are grossed out by it and most of us are turned on by at least some of the mess. There aren't many of us who like to look at boogers or pus or other things that naturally come from our bodies but sexy fluids? - me-YOW! We delve into this as well as talk about what we want in our smart speakers, how to find a bra that fits (hint: go to r/abrathatfits on Reddit), and how much being an adult sucks. Let us know how you get through adulthood at contact@originstories.fyi.

This week Dawn and Scott are stressed the hell out! So why don't they just relax already? Because there are things to talk about like boobies and erections, Amazon and WalMart, and who will be worth more in the after times. Let us know how you unwind at contact@originstories.fyi.