Marriage is beautiful… until you forget the anniversary, your wife goes on vacation without you, and your husband makes a mess you have to clean. This week, we’re diving deep into marital chaos, and whew—some of y’all got us wondering if y’all ever read the vows.

In this episode:

• A husband forgets the anniversary—but somehow still gets a smile??

• “Bro Code” gets obliterated in favor of full transparency with the wife

• A trivia night truth bomb sparks insecurity

• A woman reclaims her peace by flying solo

• Cold water, naked husbands, and more wild toxic confessions

Plus:

🖤 Two Ask the Black Kids stories—one a warning, one a hopeful twist

🎧 More Sawyer Lore—how Mrs. and Mr. Sawyer became “us”

🔥 Toxic Confessions you didn’t ask for, but definitely need to hear

Hit play, Classmates. This one’s for everyone who’s ever asked, “Is this what marriage is supposed to feel like?”

Need advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

3:21 ATBK- Are We Even Speaking the Same Language

09:06 ATBK- My Husband Forgot Our Anniversary & Made me Smile Anyway

11:47 AITA for telling my friend I share everything with my wife and I don't believe in bro code?

21:23 Am I the asshole for going on vacation without my husband

34:18 AITA for saying my wife wasn’t my dream girl in a trivia game

37:22 Pickleball Tea

41:04 AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband?

56:40 Announcements

01:00:24 Mrs. Sawyer the Bully

01:03:48 More The Sawyers Lore

01:24:11 Ms_ParkerForReal- My Parents Gave me 28k for a House, My Boyfriend spent it on his baby mamas

01:28:31 Toxic Confessions- As Her Husband I'm Entitled to that Money

01:30:19 Toxic Confessions- My Fiancé Didn't Feed My Daughter so she could Get Drunk

01:31:35 Toxic Confessions- I'll Do Anything in Bed except...

01:33:07 Toxic Confessions- We Were At The Most Ghetto Hospital in Nevada

01:34:46 Toxic Confessions- She's Putting Us in Debt with her Reckless Spending

This week on OBK Reacts we dive into the viral story of Kayla the Mystery Shopper — the woman who claimed her review got a restaurant manager fired. But here’s the twist: the restaurant says no one was fired, they don’t even use mystery shoppers… and Kayla’s video is full of jump cuts.

With a history of fraud arrests and a brand-new course to sell, is Kayla exposing bad service or just stirring up controversy to go viral? We break it all down and want to hear what the Classmates think.

Buckle up, Classmates — this week’s inbox is wild. From a woman caught in a web of kids, lies, and military relocations… to a listener surviving a decade-long situationship that ended with threats and a gun… to family dinners where the “casual” racism is off the charts.

We’re answering YOUR dilemmas about love, boundaries, survival, and self-respect in this all‑new Ask the Black Kids episode. Plus, Mrs. Sawyer debuts our new segment SCHOOL SNACKS, where we try nostalgic lunchroom treats while giving life‑saving advice.

Whether you’re questioning your relationship, your family, or your sanity, this one’s for you.

Press play and join the chaos.

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00:00 Homeroom

06:42 Does he really love me or are we only together for convenience?

20:18 ATBK- I KNOW BETTER

23:49 AITA for telling my friends I genuinely have no type physically but personality is what locks me

29:07 What the Classmates talkin' bout

34:46 Music!!!

36:21 I am a mixed raced women, who is in a romantic relationship with a white man.

43:53 The Gym Bully

46:43 I was dealing with this man for 11 years same time as his other woman.

51:09 What should I do to get out of this situation?

56:36 SCHOOL SNACKS

01:02:29 Toxic Confessions- My Husband Brought Me to a Bug Catching Party

01:08:51 Toxic Work Confession

01:09:24 Toxic Confession #1- A Single Piece of Popcorn

01:10:51 Toxic Confession #2- Sugar Water

01:13:25 Toxic Confession #3- Wet Paper Towel

01:15:26 Toxic Confession #4- Hair Collection

01:18:33 Episode 100

01:19:14 One time for the Mrs.

This week’s OBK Reacts is comedy gold with first dates gone horribly wrong:

• A prankster threatening to rob a man who sent his address too fast • A “robbery haul” straight from a date’s house 😳 • A bathroom disaster that killed the vibe 🚽 • A Jezbel Spirit who was late to a date at church!The comments roasted her, and so did we. Sit back, because this one is a ride.

The inbox was unhinged… again.In this all-Ask-the-Black-Kids episode, we unpack the most shocking, layered, and emotionally loaded submissions yet.From the woman whose husband ran a seven-year cheating saga like it was a Netflix franchise — to the classmate stuck between loyalty and disgust in a friendship that refuses to evolve — to that aunt who is out here aura-farming under the guise of “concern”…Dating. Boundaries. Pregnancy. Relocation. Rage. Unlearning.It’s giving: Therapy meets Group Chat meets Family Reunion after the liquor hits.There’s even an update from the classmate who asked if she should leave her husband because she's too happy.Tap in. It’s a ride.

Need advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

03:33 Is it GAD, ADHD, Attachment, or is this a sign to end it? UPDATE

05:37 Wanted to Share My Story

12:45 If You Can Pronounce It You Can Say It (has audio)

23:33 Life, Love, and a Lot of Drama- Looking for Your Take!

35:51 Response to last week’s episode 08/13/25

41:45 Am I the asshole for defending my partner from my aunt?

45:31 Mrs. Sawyer's Hater

48:56 Episode 100 is Coming

51:19 Y’alls marriage SAVED Me

56:09 CDL Only Black Kids dot com

01:04:40 OBK Appreciation

01:09:46 What’s the deal OBK?

01:14:13 Relationship Future Advice

01:19:16 Am I the A Hole

This week on OBK Reacts, we dive into one of the weirder stories we’ve ever heard: It's a breakup that involves stolen pets & family betrayal.From “she stole his dog” to “she cheated with his step-father,” this story has the internet in shock… and we’ve got plenty to say about it. Buckle up because this one is messy and unbelievable all at once.

Some Reddit titles deserve a Pulitzer… but do the actual stories deliver?

This week we put shock value to the test. From a husband who’s already planning next year’s divorce to a comedian girlfriend whose man said “get a real job,” we’re diving into the most unhinged titles we could find.

Do the stories live up to the headline? Is the internet as wild as we think? Did he really throw away his girlfriend’s dolls like they were possessed?

Also: we take a nostalgic detour into the land of 90s and 2000s bops—because some of y’all were raised on real music and it shows.

Classmates, pull up.

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00:00 Homeroom

01:29 AITA for thinking about Divorcing my Wife After she Drunkenly Exposed Me to Our Group of Friends

12:35 AITA For telling My Girlfriend She Needs to Get a Real Job & She'll Never Be a Famous Comedian

24:07 AITA For Telling My Wife I Won't Be As Stressed Out Next Year Because I Won't Be Married to Her

32:55 AITA For Throwing Out My Girlfriend's Dolls

42:10 AIO I think My Fiancé is Gay with His Best Friend

48:02 Wrap Up

49:03 90s/2000s Music & Movies

56:47 It's Just a Matter of Time. Until Morris enters the Chat...

01:02:38 Toxic Confessions- I Can't Afford This Man

01:04:17 Toxic Confessions- He Caught Me in Bed with My Toys

01:06:07 Toxic Confessions- I Fought My Boyfriend's Mama

01:06:52 Toxic Confessions- He Said I'm Not His Type

01:08:18 Toxic Confessions- He Ignored Me Every Day Except Sunday

She really confessed THIS on TikTok… and the internet can’t believe it 😳 In this OBK Reacts, we break down the viral “chlamydia confession,” what it says about oversharing culture, and why people couldn’t stop commenting. Sending healing energy. Send us your relationship questions: www.onlyblackkids.comAll third-party clips belong to their respective creators — used under fair use for commentary & reaction.

Classmates, what do you do when your mom wants to invite your ex—the one you cheated on—to your wedding? Or when your twin sibling gets married and doesn’t tell you? Or when your husband confesses an 18-year-old “friend” of your daughter made a move on him and somehow you’re the bad guy?

This week’s episode is a wild family potluck full of secrets, betrayals, and boundary violations that had us screaming: “This is why we don’t do reunions!” From messy siblings to overstepping in-laws, we break down the wildest AITA and Reddit stories where the only consistent theme is drama with a DNA test.

Plus, your Homework Assignment:

How have YOU healed from your crazy family dynamics? Share your stories—we will read them on a future episode.

🎧 Press play, clutch your pearls, and prepare for some generational trauma with a side of petty.

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00:00 Homeroom

00:31 Crazy Family Stories

06:00 My mom wants to invite my ex whom I cheated on to my wedding, and my fiancé is absolutely furious. HELP

15:53 AITA for not going to my TWIN’S Wedding???

21:51 AITA for financially screwing over my sister after finding out she’s close with my ex and his wife? [Concluded]

35:01 AITA for dumping dinner in the trash and asking my family not to stay at my place again?

39:53 AITA for telling our parents my brother had a child outside of his marriage?

46:18 Entitled mom tried to “reserve” the baby name I’ve had picked since I was 12

49:31 90s R&B Interlude

54:16 AITA for telling my wife I’m tired of raising a kid that is not mine?

01:07:31 My (40F) husband (42M) told me our daughter’s friend (18F) tried it on with him. I didn’t react well.

01:22:44 Toxic Confessions- These New Age 304s fight back

01:23:50 Toxic Confessions- I Lost my job and didn't tell my wife

01:25:28 Toxic Confessions- I Feel Bad about my Intention to Break them Up

01:27:01 Toxic Confessions- My Elderly Wife is Auditioning my Replacements

01:29:47 HW- How have you Healed from Your Crazy Family Dynamics?

Teacher Bae went viral on TikTok & Instagram for her provocative outfits in the classroom. Is she crossing the line, or is the Internet doing too much? In this OBK Reacts episode, we break down the Teacher Bae Tik Tok viral teacher controversy, the culture around Black women’s bodies, and why social media can’t stop talking about this teacher's outfits.Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.comAll third-party clips belong to their respective creators — used under fair use for commentary & reaction.

Classmates, you ever get tired of the BS at your job? Corporate America, we need to talk. From lying your way into the job to exposing a coworker’s “aromatic situation,” this episode is an HR violation waiting to happen.

We’re clocking stories of PTO revenge, food-order drama, petty promotions, and one man’s wife going full HR detective on his “work wife.” If you’ve ever had a 9-to-5 that made you question your life choices, this one’s for you.

Suit up. Somebody’s coochie is getting called out.

Need advice? Leave us a message: onlyblackkids dot com

00:00 Homeroom

06:34 Book Report: The Memo: What Women of Color Need to Know to Secure a Seat at the Table by Minda Harts

14:37 OBK Academy

16:26 ATBK- Losing My Mind at Work

26:24 Workplace Shenanigans

34:19 I lied my way through a job interview, got hired, and now I’m in over my head, but no one seems to notice

37:48 AITA for telling my co-worker her kids are none of my business?

41:34 HR said “we can’t make exceptions” so I took all my PTO at once

44:05 Robert Work Story

46:43 AITA for not buying my coworkers food when they already ordered food

49:24 I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor soft demoted

53:17 My coworkers coochie STINKS and I can’t take it.

57:38 Pop Quiz: What's Your Office Personality?

59:31 My husband doesn't see how his "work wife" is trying to destroy our marriage

01:22:56 Toxic Confessions- He served me Divorce Papers while I was in Labor

01:25:18 Toxic Confessions- He Lied and Cheated on Me, I Lied and Cheated for Revenge

01:26:47 Toxic Confessions- She Brought Him Here, He Chose Me

01:28:11 Toxic Confessions- Have You Seen Her?

01:30:07 Toxic Confessions- I want a Soul Mate with MONEY

The road to the altar is paved with delusion—and this week, we clock every last pothole. From drunken dress disasters to backstabbing bachelorettes and bridal parties turned courtroom dramas, these stories brought the messy, the petty, and the downright unhinged.

Whether it’s marriage by manipulation, haircuts gone rogue, or dodging emotional drive-bys in tulle, we’ve got hot takes and hard truths on what happens before the “I Do.” And of course we’ve got some Classmate favorites…Toxic Confessions!

Buckle up. These stories prove the wedding isn’t the only thing worth canceling.

Need advice? Leave us a message: onlyblackkids dot com

00:00 Homeroom

03:06 Am I overreacting for calling off my wedding after my fiancé got drunk, put on my wedding dress, and had an accident in it?

13:49 AITA for recording my friend's fiancé at her bachelorette party and playing the recording for him?

23:13 Men who married their girlfriend just because they felt pressured to do it— are you happy?

36:18 AITA for Taking My Friend to Court After She Kicked me out of the Bridal Party for Cutting my Hair

44:49 AITA for Kicking my Bridesmaid out of my Party

53:21 But You're Bald...

54:49 AITAH for telling my sister her wedding is embarrassing and I won’t be part of it?

58:34 Relationship Questions

01:01:22 TC- My first born will be with Greasy

01:02:06 TC- He's Unemployed To Avoid Child Support

01:02:53 TC- My Girlfriend is Threatening to expose our Relationship to my pregnant Wife

01:04:00 TC- My Boyfriend Robbed me for Studio Money

You ever start talking and end up solving the whole world’s problems? That’s how this one kicked off—with laughs, insight, and Robert & Mrs. Sawyer doing what they do best: talking ‘bout some real ish while staying optimistic. But don’t worry, the stories were just as chaotic. From a girlfriend overhearing her man’s therapy session (yikes) to a pink envelope triggering a whole breakdown & breakup, and one mother-in-law who really sent her church friends to do her dirty work.

We also respond to two Classmate emails and get into some superbly Toxic Confessions.

We got bias, boundaries, and a dash of watermelon. Come get this work.

00:00 Homeroom

02:00 A Pickleball Story

06:29 That's Not My Name

09:07 Unconscious Bias

12:11 Want Some Watermelon?

18:05 ATBK- June 18, 2025 Episode

21:09 Zones of Genius

27:55 ATBK- Should I Cut off my friend for Turning into an Asshole after she started Dating her Fiancé

42:44 AITA For Sending Pink Envelopes

53:03 Fandom

57:00 Drums vs Flats (again)

58:06 TIFU By Leaving the Baby Monitor On

01:00:11 AIO- Boyfriend Made Reference During Happy Time

01:05:47 AITA For Locking the Bedroom Door When My Husband Works

01:07:59 Petty Revenge- Owner Fired My Job Then Came Asking For Work

01:10:53 My Girlfriend Came Home And Overheard My Therapy Session, Now She is Very Angry

01:16:06 My Ex-Mother-In-Law Sent Her Church Friends to Harass My Daughters, I exposed her

01:24:33 TC- I Married a Good Man, But I Can't Move on from my Best Friend

01:28:12 TC- I Know Rondo Loves Me, But He's Trapped with a Wife He Doesn't Want

01:28:44 TC- My Husband Sends Meat Pics to his Exes

01:30:41 TC- PSA From a Retired Pimp

Some people will do anything to avoid accountability… even if it means ruining a date, dodging bills, or telling grandma to shut up and eat it.

In this episode, we’re knee-deep in delusion—from a man ready to divorce his wife over one bad weekend to parents beefing over whose kids deserve snacks. Oh, and don’t miss the Ask the Black Kids update from our Spy Gadgets classmate… just when you thought that saga couldn’t get any wilder.

These stories? 10 outta 10 messy.

Hit play and tell us—are they bold… or just wrong?

Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.com

00:00 Homeroom

00:57 Homework Follow Up- What's Something Toxic You Used to Normalize

05:48 ATBK- Backstory and update on Spy Gadgets & STDs story

13:21 ATBK- AITA for expecting a share of my daughter's settlement?

19:01 TIFU by telling my girlfriend’s grandma to “shut up and eat it

21:18 He Stay Getting in Trouble

25:23 My neighbor’s dog ruined my sleep so I used it to ruin his

27:39 My date asked for me to pay for a free meal and I refused.

31:13 AITA for feeling like it's not my job to make sure all the kids at my ex's house have just as much as our two sons?

38:12 AITA for refusing to comply by my ex-wife's husband's rules about what my kids can eat so they can go to their mom's house?

43:42 I'm (38/M) considering divorcing my wife (33/F) because of this past weekend

43:45 Thank Goodness for Dr. Raquel Martin

01:00:51 TC- Arnell was my Handyman

01:02:07 TC- My Scammer Boyfriend Set Me Up

01:04:03 TC- My Dad is on the DL

01:05:27 TC- Betty got a Second Job

01:06:37 TC- What Do You Mean ONE of your Brother's Ladies?

The Classmates’ inbox is officially on fire, so we’re back with another all Ask the Black Kids episode—and whew, the stories did not disappoint.

We’ve got everything from messy friendship breakups and slow-burn relationship drama to navigating life with a parent living with schizophrenia. There’s an update from a Classmate facing a life-changing decision, plus one listener who’s just straight-up tired of adulting.

This one has everything: big feelings, bigger tea, and the kind of honest conversation only the Classmates can bring. Plus, all new Toxic Confessions straight from @ms_parkerforreal

Hit play and get ready to weigh in—y’all’s lives are wild, and we’re clocking every bit of it.

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00:00 Homeroom

03:14 ATBK- Not Getting any Younger - UPDATE

14:00 Let the Cap Begin

23:02 ATBK- No subject (mom is schizophrenic)

31:42 ATBK- She’s a horrible person, Am I wrong for wanting nothing more to do with her?

36:38 Announcements

49:47 ATBK- AITA FOR WANTING A SLOW BURN??????

01:05:45 ATBK- Since you asked...

01:15:53 ATBK- AITA for cutting off my best friend of over 10 years and her wife?

01:27:31 ATBK- Adulting is hard

01:41:34 ATBK- Curtis White

01:46:04 Ms_ParkerForReal- I'm Pregnant by My Daughter's Baby Daddy

The Classmates came with the TEA, and we came ready to clock it.

In this episode, we’re unpacking everything from secret relationships with married men to choosing between your kids (yes, really). We’ve got microaggressions at work, a messy attachment-style breakup, and a Classmate Controversy update that proves family drama never really ends. Plus, all new Toxic Confessions straight from @ms_parkerforreal

It’s unfiltered, it’s real, and it’s exactly why you tune in: our community telling their stories, asking their questions, and trusting us to keep it a buck.

Grab your mug, pour it up, and let’s clock it together.

Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.com

00:00 Homeroom

00:45 ATBK- I was in a relationship with a married man

08:05 ATBK- Is it GAD, ADHD, Attachment, or is this a sign to end it?

20:47 ATBK- Not getting any younger

33:38 ATBK- Have to pick between my 2 kids!!!

39:56 ATBK- Microagressions- Racist Coworker

49:44 ATBK- What should I do?

55:32 ATBK- Read on Classmate Controversy update Re: Should I forgive or forget my mother?

59:22 Classmate Comments

01:07:19 ATBK- Micro aggression or just plain ignorant

01:10:39 ATBK- Re: Ask the Black Kids

01:17:27 Toxic Confession- I No Longer Want My Wife, I Just Want Her Money

01:20:31 Ms_ParkerForReal- I Took My Boyfriend's Dog to the Shelter Because He Cheated on Me

01:21:20 Ms_ParkerForReal- My Son Married His Wife to Cover Up

01:21:37 Ms_ParkerForReal- My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Know She has a Girlfriend

01:22:19 Toxic Confession- I Like The Money But I Hate How She Earns It

01:23:33 Toxic Confession- My Baby Mama Took My Kids to Live in Colorado

01:25:13 Toxic Confessions- My Fiancé Got His Ex Pregnant But I Still Want the Wedding

01:26:11 The Tea App

01:27:48 Ms_ParkerForReal- I Did The Whole Team & My Man Don't Know

01:29:00 Ms_ParkerForReal- I Met Baby's Father Before I Fell in Love With His Brother

Is being a little petty ever justified? Or are some of y’all just doing the most for no reason? 😭 From ignoring allergy warnings to canceling dates mid-argument, these stories have us wondering — are they wrong… or just real?

One fiancé refuses to pay the mortgage. One dad’s inheritance goes nowhere near his wife. And someone really said “I don’t give a damn about your peanut allergy.” Like… huh??

Robert and Mrs. Sawyer are fired up in this one — you’ve been warned.

🎧 So tell us — are they the jerk? Or would you have done the same?

Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.com

00:00 Homeroom

03:29 ATBK- I need your help

08:43 Why 'k' is the most hated text message according to science

16:02 AITAH for telling my fiancé I won’t help pay the mortgage?

24:44 I called my (31M) wife (30F) ungrateful, cancelled our date and left her in the car to cry. How do I make her feel what I feel?

33:35 Am I the Jerk for refusing to let my sister-in-law stay at my house because she’s "a vegan with a peanut allergy"?

38:50 AITA for telling my roommate I don’t give a fuck about her boyfriend's allergies

42:45 What is your favorite insult without using curse words?

45:16 AITA for refusing to let my daughter’s fiancé stay in our guest room because I use it for my hobby?

51:58 Am I the jerk for refusing to give my stepmom the money my dad left me?

58:48 Toxic Confessions- I'm His Only Girlfriend & He's Faithful to His Wife

59:32 Toxic Confessions- Kenny Loves me More than Jay does

01:00:00 Toxic Confessions- Leaving Las Vegas with my Wife

01:01:37 Toxic Confessions- My Husband Met My WOAH Cousin First

This episode is giving Group Chat on fire. Every single story was sent in by y’all—and the drama, the audacity, the realness? 10/10.

From a sugar daddy who just might be someone’s ex’s father (yikes), to family feuds that would make a therapist take PTO, we’re deep in the Classmate Controversy era. Plus, the Lizard Wars get context, premarital counseling gets spicy, and one listener wants to know: should I forgive or forget my mom?

We laughed, we sighed, we side-eyed. This one’s for the real ones.

Need advice? Leave us a message: onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

01:09 School Lunch

05:46 Comments

16:13 Coming to the D

18:56 OBK in DC

22:07 Thank You

28:06 ATBK- Lizard Wars Context

36:25 ATBK- Just a question??

43:05 ATBK- Re: Toxic Family Unraveling - Update 1 & 2

46:04 ATBK- Premarital Counseling & SOTU

01:01:13 ATBK- Help a Friend with Mental Health

01:07:35 OBK Dynamic

01:15:05 Classmates Come Through AGAIN!

01:17:03 My Sugar Daddy is My Ex Boyfriend's Father

01:19:46 OBK Diaspora

01:21:00 ATBK- Love the Show — Thoughts on Kids' Birthday Parties

01:27:12 ATBK- Help, need advice.. how to salvage my relationship with SILs

01:38:34 ATBK- Should I forgive or forget my mother?

01:57:40 TC- I don't want to be his Room mate with benefits

01:58:22 TC- I'm 6 Months Pregnant by my Married Boyfriend

01:59:34 TC- I'm Married to a Successful Plastic Surgeon

02:01:09 TC- I Visit Her Daily to Quietly move in

02:02:35 TC- Full Beast Mode

Classmates, we’re diving deep into the darkest corners of family drama in this episode.

From shocking revelations that will make you question everything to jaw-dropping moments where family loyalty is tested—these stories will have you shaking your head in disbelief.

We’re talking estranged fathers, family secrets, and the wildest betrayals you’ll ever hear about.

This week, we’ve got:

* A classmate navigating a fractured relationship with her father

* A sister and husband dropping some uncomfortable innuendo

* Parents handing over a house to one sibling, leaving the others out in the cold

* A daughter not getting a car from her father with a Napoleon complex

* A mom having a full-on meltdown over her daughter quitting gymnastics

Plus, we read some toxic confessions about a sugarless daddy and if size really matters

🎧 Tune in for the full tea and get ready to join the classroom conversation.

Listen to the full episode on YouTube, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts. You don’t want to miss this one!

Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.com

00:00 Homeroom

04:43 ATBK Update- Help! How to Stop Crying When I Look My Husband in the Eye?

08:54 ATBK Asking for Advice - Estranged Father Edition

27:22 ATBK- Love Still Exists

29:43 Once you were old enough, what were the dark family secrets you were finally let in on?

34:55 AITA for refusing to help my parents after they gave my sister their house?

49:56 AITA for walking out on a family dinner because my sister and my husband implied they were sleeping together?

57:58 AITA for not getting my daughter a car after she publicly disrespected me?

01:21:59I (18F) am going to be quitting gymnastics, and my mother (41F) is having a mental breakdown over it, because me doing it is her entire life. How do I deal with this, when it makes me feel guilty?

01:27:29 My girlfriend (24F) reminded me (28M) to pay her back $10 after I forgot my wallet — I’ve paid for almost everything over 4 years and it left me feeling weird.

01:33:59 I met my step-daughters boyfriend yesterday.

01:35:35 Story Rankings

01:37:07 TC- I Can't Stop Thinking of Him Being Bigger

01:40:57 TC- Prison is a Better Option For Me, I Hate my Wife

01:42:17 TC- He was about to go back to his Wife when I got Pregnant

01:43:04 TC- I'm Going Celibate

01:45:18 TC- She Called me a Sugarless Daddy

01:46:59 TC- She Had My Ankles by my Ear Lobes

01:48:01 TC- My Fiancé is my Half-Brother

01:49:40 TC- How Do I Make Her Life Miserable Until She Forgives Me

This episode is loaded with petty behavior, delulu energy, and peak entitlement—and we’re calling all of it out.

We kick things off with two Ask the Black Kids emails from Classmates dealing with petty frenemies, including one “friend” who keeps tabs like it’s her full-time job 👀

Then it gets WILDER:

🛍️ A kid expected a birthday gift… for someone else’s birthday?

💼 A prank so dumb, we’d absolutely sue too

🐍 A broke best friend who refuses to take the job you offered them

Plus:

💬 A round of Toxic Confessions you won’t believe

🦎 A return to the Lizard Wars™

This episode is for anyone who’s tired of participation trophies, allergic to entitled energy, and here for real talk + real laughs.

Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.com

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00:00 Homeroom

04:33 ATBK- Am I Petty for Cutting off Friend Because I Disrespected Her with Advice

13:40 Define Friends

22:17 I will Cook For You

24:13 ATBK- You Don't Hang Up on Me, I Hang Up on You

32:40 The Lizard Wars Continue

40:15 AITA for Correcting a Co-Worker About Something

47:52 AITA for Refusing to Buy a Gift for a Kid Because it's their Sibling's Birthday

50:33 We Had One Nintendo

01:01:44 Where's the Popcorn

01:03:20 AITA For Taking my Brother-in-Law to Small Claims Court for a Prank

01:09:47 My Best Friend is Broke. I've Been Offering Him a Job for Months

01:23:30 Shout out Servers

01:26:37 Not the Opossums

01:28:09 Get it Out the Mud

01:31:32 Story Ranking

01:33:30 Toxic Confessions- My Husband Was Engaged to Another Woman when we Met

01:36:05 Toxic Confessions- He Said You're Exclusive to Me

01:37:44 Toxic Confessions- My Family is Squatting in Our Family Home

01:38:56 Group Economics