For the first time Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson host the show together as they look back over almost 300 episodes of soccer silliness. It also features a special introduction by Sir David Attenborough, who pays tribute to the impact the show has had on the people of planet Earth. Thanks for Listening.

As the longest season ever comes to an end, we look at the role music played in deciding on who would be relegated from the Premier League. As a result, Watford issue an apology and we learn the secrets behind how the Villa go about signing players. Even that isn't enough to cheer Roy Keane up. Across the road, Birmingham City retire Jude Billingham's shirt number after only 44 games, as if by design we retire this show after 5 years and nearly 300 episodes.

Man City got the most important result of their season when their squad of superstar lawyers pulled it out of the back at the Court of Arbitration for Sport. A measly ten million euro fine annoyed Jose Mourinho, who finally gets his own TV show. And we said goodbye to world cup winner Jack Charlton - the man that led the Republic of Ireland to glorious memories.

Jose is turning into Mr Nice Guy, Ole is having tech problems at United, Man City fluff their lines when Bernardo Silva has a cuppa instead of giving Liverpool a Guard of Honour, and Nike launch a new ball that does new stuff, like roll and bounce. Finally, Iceland nails it again with their new logo launch. Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob @realbennickless @charlescommins and @damienstjohn

Jurgen Klopp is annoyed at Gary Neville, Football fans are annoyed at Man Utd and everyone is annoyed at Dominic Cummings. In fact it's so bad will Jim give up his podcast career and run away to join a boy band?

The Bundesliga gets has returned, but there was more life in the stands than there were in the post-match interviews. Meanwhile the best hope for the Premier League restarting could be a new career for Harry Redknapp.

This week we take the chance to chat in depth with fellow football podcasters Joel Emery and Adam Jurrell about the creation of The Offensive and fictional football club Ashwood City.

It's been so long since football happened that we envisage a future without it. And while some footballers are talking sense, some are singing rubbish. 

Amy sits in the satire chair this week as Phil Neville enjoys made-up sports like Table Tennis Basketball. Could he become the new gaffer at Newcastle? What would hairy hands Richard Keys say about that? Plus which members of the Tory party would play where in your team? Meanwhile, Luton Town have taken drastic action to sack their manager over his recent performances. Which seems slightly unfair...

It's been a month since any football happened in the UK and people are starting to get seriously worried about the impact all this will have on the sport, and things like transfers and in turn - potatoes. But Graeme Souness has a warning about your trousers if you're looking to splash the cash. And if you're looking for cash, and indeed accountants, maybe you could learn Spanish with a Premier League star.

Bernardo Silva is in trouble with twitter again after a video of him tossing a chocolate banana pancake causes controversy, but it's all just symptomatic of the no football world we find ourselves in. Some footballers chip in to help the NHS, but what if they just built a new hospital? And Pogba finally gets the chance to have a pop back at Souness

This episode contains a few swear words as the frustration of no football starts to take hold, combined with what Jim is calling the Belarus diet. Footballers are asked to take a paycut by the government, while Liverpool and Spurs go cap in hand because they are obviously so poor, and Piers Morgan speaks sense. For more nonsense follow @ontheleftside on Twitter, @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram