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Off The Phone

Off The Phone Podcast

22 episodes

2 hours ago

Welcome to Off The Phone Podcast. An R-Rated Educational Podcast hosted by comedian Darian Irwin (@darian_irwin_comedy). Tune in as Darian sits down and tackles topics with the experts, as well as some of the funniest comics around. Please make sure to like, share, and subscribe! Brought to you by @biglaughcomedy

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Welcome to Off The Phone Podcast. An R-Rated Educational Podcast hosted by comedian Darian Irwin (@darian_irwin_comedy). Tune in as Darian sits down and tackles topics with the experts, as well as some of the funniest comics around. Please make sure to like, share, and subscribe! Brought to you by @biglaughcomedy

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Episodes (20/22)

Off The Phone

Pakistan Begins [Off The Phone Ep. 36]

This week, the boys are joined by Myles Johnson as we dive into the origins of Pakistan. We cover the founding of the country all the way up to current day. The first computer virus, the Wagah Border ceremony, All this and more, on this week's episode of Off The Phone. And as always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe. unsubscribe and re-subscribe. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Myles Johnson: https://www.instagram.com/mylestheblackguy/?hl=en Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykhilji/ -------- #podcast #standupcomedy #pakistan #cricket #offthephone

1 year ago

43 minutes 41 seconds

Off The Phone

The History Of Hold 'Em

This week Darian is joined by comedian Tre Pack to discuss the History of Texas hold 'em. From it's humble beginnings in the dusty saloons of Texas, to the global phenomenon it is today. We cover some of the greatest moments in poker, the greatest players, and controversy that has struck the game in recent years. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone. And as always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe. unsubscribe and re-subscribe. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_comedy/ Tre Pack: https://www.instagram.com/trepackcomedy/ -------- #podcast #comedy #poker

1 year ago

51 minutes 9 seconds

Off The Phone

Back To The 1980's [Off The Phone Ep. 33]

After a brief hiatus, we are back and jumping way back to the 1980's. The boys cover the decade that gave birth to American excess. We go through year by year and cover the major events of the decade. We highlight The Cabbage Patch Kids Riots, the Lakers/Celtics rivalry, the birth of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The McRib, The Challenger disaster, The Tylenol Murders, and much more on this episode of Off The Phone. don't forget to like and Subscribe to the show! Already subscribed? unsubscribe and re-subscribe. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en --------

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2 years ago

1 hour 15 minutes 3 seconds

Off The Phone

The History of Cycling [Off The Phone Ep. 32]

We cycle through the history books this week. As Darian and Fuzzy sit down to talk all about cycling. Darian announces that he will be cycling from Austin to Las Vegas to perform at Skankfest this year. We talk about the controversy of Lance Armstrong, the cycling GOAT Eddie Merckx, Graeme Obree's inventive path to cycling dominance, and much more! don't forget to like and Subscribe to the show! Already subscribed? unsubscribe and re-subscribe. We hear the algorithm loves that. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone - The Controversial History of Cycling 00:54 - Darian is a new father 01:48 - the latch 07:35 - Living in your car for comedy 21:45 - Darian Irwin is cycling to Skankfest 34:00 - Babies Biking To Vegas 36:00 - Death Row Last Meals 38:24 - Challenging Bert Kreischer to a fitness challenge 40:00 - Start of Cycling 44:37 - Scientists don't know how bikes work 49:00 - The first bicycle 53:00 - Penny Farthing 01:02:56 - Lance Armstrong 01:10:00 - Banned Cycling Positions 01:13:00 - Graeme Obree 01:14:00 - Eddie Merckx #podcast #standupcomedy #austin #cycling #offthephone #bike #tour

2 years ago

1 hour 28 minutes 22 seconds

Off The Phone

World Ending Volcano [Off The Phone Ep. 30]

Deep underneath America's first national park, lies a sleeping giant that could wipe out humanity if awakened. This week, Darian and Fuzzy are talking all about Volcanos. From the Yellowstone super volcano, to Hawaii on fire with the eruption of Kilauea, the devastating blast Mt. Vesuvius, that preserved the filthy, perverted past of the citizens of Pompeii, and much more! don't forget to like and Subscribe to the show! Already subscribed? unsubscribe and re-subscribe. We hear the algorithm loves that. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone: The Legend Of Ocho Cinco [Off The Phone Ep. 29] 05:00 - START: Volcanic Eruptions08:50 - Overview of Volcanos10:00 - Welcome to the Lava Dome, home of the Volcanos16:00 - Hawaii Burns and Mount Kilauea erupts19:55 - Volcano Defense System21:00 - The Eruption of Vesuvius24:30 - Brothels of Pompeii32:30 - Mount St. Helens39:00 - Yellowstone Super Volcano45:48 - Volcanos that can stop the world ------ Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/ -------- #hawaii #disaster #fire #standupcomedy #global #lava #new #follow #nature #science #investigation #love #trending #travel #italy #southamerica #yellowstone #yellowstonenationalpark #eruption #supervolcano #mtsthelens #pompeii

2 years ago

53 minutes 7 seconds

Off The Phone

The Legend Of Ocho Cinco [Off The Phone Ep. 29]

Football legend, pop culture icon, reality tv star, boxer, soccer player, bull rider. This week, Darian and Fuzzy pay homage to one of the greatest athletes ever. Some may know him as Chad Johnson, others may know him as Ocho Cinco. But one thing is for sure -- you do know him. Plus! The boys dive into the government hearings that were just held and how they confirmed the existence of aliens. And the real reason why #oppenheimer and #barbie came out at the same time. don't forget to like and Subscribe to the show! Already subscribed? unsubscribe and re-subscribe. We hear the algorithm loves that. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone: The Legend Of Ocho Cinco [Off The Phone Ep. 29] 00:00 - start 01:00 - Government hearings on aliens 16:47 - The Legend of Ocho Cinco 19:40 - who covered 85 in '05 21:30 - Top Chad Johnson TD celebrations 33:00 - Chad Johnson changes name to Ocho Cinco 35:00 - Chad Johnson tries out for the MLS 36:00 - Best professional dual sport athlete 37:30 - Chad Johnson rides a bull 41:30 - Dancing With The Stars 42:00 - Chad Johnson dating show 44:00 - Chad Johnson plays his dates in UNO to see who pays for dinner 50:00 - Chad Johnson races a horse ------ Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/ --------

2 years ago

56 minutes 1 second

Off The Phone

Austin, Texas: The Origins Of Weird [Off The Phone Ep. 25]

Off The Phone comes home this week, we are talking all things Austin, Texas. We talk the history of this city, the legend of Willie Nelson, Matthew McConaughey playing the bongos, Austin's first serial killer and much more, on this week's Off The Phone don't forget to like and Subscribe to the show! Already subscribed? unsubscribe and re-subscribe. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. Voted best podcast to fall asleep to. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/

2 years ago

53 minutes 11 seconds

Off The Phone

The Mystery of Marfa [Off The Phone Ep. 21]

[Off The Phone Ep. 21] This week, Off The Phone investigates the recent #titan submersible disaster and the possible connections to the unsolved phenomena known as the Marfa lights. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone. Subscribe to the show. For the love of all thing holy and sacred. Please. https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. Voted best podcast to fall asleep to. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/ --------

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2 years ago

1 hour 4 minutes 3 seconds

Off The Phone

Aliens and Amelia Earhart

Darian and Fuzzy are taking to the skies this week as we set our sights on Aviation. We cover the history of aviation, but not before discussing the latest Alien sighting and UFO crash that occurred in #lasvegas. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone. Subscribe to the show! https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/ --------

2 years ago

1 hour 4 minutes 10 seconds

Off The Phone

History Of Sex Toys [Off The Phone Ep. 19]

Darian and Fuzzy are back with comic Jovan Afzali and we are talking sex, specifically sex toys. We talk about the history of sex toys, all the way back to prehistoric times and look towards the future of sex. All this and more on this episode of Off The Phone. Subscribe to the show! https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en Jovan Afzali: https://www.instagram.com/jovan.afzali/ -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/ --------

2 years ago

58 minutes 40 seconds

Off The Phone

American Gods [Off The Phone Ep.017]

Darian and Fuzzy are back this week with comic Myles Johnson. Together, they dive deep into the lifestyles of the rich, famous and religious as we cover Christian Televangelists Subscribe to the show! https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en Myles Johnson: https://www.instagram.com/mylestheblackguy/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/

2 years ago

1 hour 33 minutes 58 seconds

Off The Phone

Secrets of the Illuminati Part 1

Darian and Fuzzy are joined this week by comic Mike Eaton. And we begin our dive deep into the dark underbelly of The Illuminati. We cover the origins of Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, The potential cause of death behind Stanely Kubrick, and much more! Subscribe to the show! https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en Mike Eaton: https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/ --------

2 years ago

1 hour 6 minutes

Off The Phone

How To Not Graduate [Off The Phone Ep. 14]

Darian and Fuzzy are back and this time they are joined by comic Mike Eaton talk about Senior Pranks. We dive head first into some of the most infamous senior pranks, including one where a student got over 70 counts of indecent exposure, One incident that caused the school year to close early, another involving 70,000 ladybugs and more! on this episode of Off The Phone! Subscribe to the show! https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en Mike Eaton: https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/

2 years ago

1 hour 17 minutes 25 seconds

Off The Phone

Electric Cars and Strip Clubs on Water [Off The Phone Ep. 13]

Darian and Fuzzy are back and this time they are joined, once again, by comic Phillip Garcia to talk about Electric Cars. They also dive deep into Wisconsin Dells, the largest waterpark in the country, and discuss a trip to the country's only strip club on water. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone! Subscribe to the show! https://www.youtube.com/@UCCVCSYD5ykJSxoCApKlBC1A New episodes weekly. -------- Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/ Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en Phillip Garcia: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/?hl=en -------- Off The Phone is brought to you by Jokr Designs. Building The Best Modular Waterpipe, One piece at a time. Head over to https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ enter code: OffThePhone at checkout for 25% off your order! -------- Off The Phone is produced by @BigLaughComedy https://www.blcomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/

2 years ago

46 minutes 20 seconds

Off The Phone

Brotherhood Of The Furries [Off The Phone Ep. 12]

Throw on your team colors and grab your body paint, we are covering mascot incidents on this episode of Off The Phone. We talk about the most notorious and sued mascots of all time. Darian and Fuzzy take a look at some of the wildest cases of mascots behaving badly. We cover such perennial all-stars as The Phillie Phanatic shooting a fan in the face with a hot dog gun, Bennie the Bull punching a police officer in the face, and Burnie the Miami Heat Flame dragging a judge's wife on court by her legs and forcing her to dance. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone!

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2 years ago

58 minutes 56 seconds

Off The Phone

The Legend Of Roland The Farter [Off The Phone Ep. 10]

On this episode of Off The Phone...

Things get dark as we head back to medieval times. We cover everything from crazy eating habits, to the food at the times, the rise of celebrity court jesters, Animals being tried for murder and much more.

Subscribe to the show! New episodes weekly.

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Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/

Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en

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2 years ago

57 minutes 4 seconds

Off The Phone

Big Jackpot Energy [Off The Phone Episode 9]

Welcome Back to Off The Phone! This week, the boys are joined by comic Matt Boyd and jump into the deep, dark world of lottery winners. They discuss the biggest winners, wildest stories of jackpot winners and much more! Please Be Sure to rate, review, and subscribe to the show!

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Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/

Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en

Phillip Garcia: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/?hl=en

Matt Boyd: https://www.instagram.com/mattxboyd/

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2 years ago

1 hour 19 minutes 52 seconds

Off The Phone

Haunted Apartment Discount [Off The Phone Ep. 08]

Welcome Back to Off The Phone!

This week, the boys jump into Demonic Possessions.

We jump into some of the most infamous cases of possessions in history, the work of Ed and Lorraine Warren, the most possessed and dangerous objects in the world, and much more!

Please Be Sure to rate, review, and subscribe to the show!

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Your hosts: Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/

Mikey Biggs: https://www.instagram.com/mikeybiggs_mack/

Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en

Phillip Garcia: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/?hl=en

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2 years ago

1 hour 36 seconds

Off The Phone

Getting The Vatican To Confirm A Miracle with Phillip Garcia [Off The Phone Ep. 07]

Welcome Back to Off The Phone!

Comic Phillip Garcia joins the show to discuss Confirmed Miracles. The boys dive into the miracle confirmation process of the Catholic Church. They take a look at some of most astonishing miracles humanity has experienced, and plot a way to get the Catholic Church to confirm a miracle of their own.

Please Be Sure to rate, review, and subscribe to the show!

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Mikey Biggs: https://www.instagram.com/mikeybiggs_mack/

Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en

Phillip Garcia: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/?hl=en

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2 years ago

50 minutes 56 seconds

Off The Phone

Amusement Park Incidents

Welcome Back to Off The Phone!

On This Episode, Tre, Fuzzy and Mikey sit down and dive head-first with no restraint into amusement park incidents. They touch on everything from the first Disneyland Accident, Getting hit by a monorail, and some of the craziest incidents that have ever happened at an amusement park.

Please Be Sure to rate, review, and subscribe to the show!

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13:40 tennis ball boy video

15:00 hosing a kid off the monorail

24:30 Consolation prize

25:30 Mount Olympus Wisconsin Dells

28:30 Winnie the Pooh/Mascot jail

35:00 Tigger Videos

50:30 Alligators

2 years ago

55 minutes 4 seconds