Dibble dibble have your ear holes wide open for this episode, hopefully brought to you by Pedialyte, we got paranoid Putina being pustupid and Valerie Ugly Bob Cut Swanson trying to be God. So with that said we are in support of Ukraine and trans folx, we stand with you by you in front of you behind you all the sides. We dive into not ghosting your one night stands, slapping our toxic selves, T-Rex almost missing her flight and meeting miss snacks lady on the plane l, AND gambling with $2.00. Oh and she got a mans now. Above all we chose to speak on choosing yourself, and the word jealousy being a fugly of a slut word. Stay Nude and be humbly rude. Besos.

Don’t wanna wait on tonight I wanna get GAY NASTY! (stream NASTY by Ariana Grande). Anuses of all shapes and colors, Joya and T-Rex brings you enterTAINTment on this episode . We got people painting over famous paintings cause they are bored, we got COVIDNIONS (COVID and opinions put together, which we may be cancelled for), and more. But the over all topic that we hope you obtain some answers to your unresolved questions, LOL, is getting used to the new new and not self sabotage and be a winner baby! And why not end it with Joya getting caliente with someone from Kaliente. Stay Nude and be humbly Rude. Besos.

guess y’all thot y’all hear from the last of us. Season 3 is about to get more raw. From ass eating to the sounds of Burger King chicken sandwich wrappers, we wanna share all the shit, learn new shit but with tears of joy. How to turn trauma into haha’s. We are excited to be back and get nude and rude with y’all, so let’s get to nuding. Here is to season 3. We love you.

On this episode we picked up two wonderful earthlings, TrojanKP3 & Jakc, and flew to the galaxies to probe about inclusivity in the FGC and in other aspects of reality. We get milky on the way, and by milky tears of joy, one of our earthlings shares something major that sparks the comfortability they felt on our spaceship. Both exuded confidence in different ways that define the energy they attract for great things. Inclusivity is much more than whatever box you’ve been put in by society, it’s about sharing the same values, respecting one another, and energy to become a better human earthling.

Hit me baby one more time, but on my ass cheek please. Hi Nudies, Rudies, Anuses, and Booties, this week Joya and Trex give you a taste of our lips and a ride, because what’s happening to Britney Spears is TOXIC so we’re slipped under this and we want y’all to understand the #freebritney movement. We chose to discuss on the topic of abuse: the conscious and subtle ways it’s present in our lives and how we can recognize and even be a supporter to those in need. Some probing topics such as the lost Terf CANTlyn is another person who has signed up to take critical race theory, as if she forgot she got some grand babies who are half black. And sadly and Earthly we discuss the morality of of what this “legal” system upholds as Britney remains trapped in her conservatorship (as we probed earlier) and Douch Chauvin getting a slap on the wrist sentence for murdering an innocent George Floyd, because the dead cannot rise after a certain amount and be like SUP. And remember earthlings use wet wipes to clean your earthly mess.

alright anuses! this episode we give a lot of shout outs to the LGBT+ athletes that are giving much representation and paving the way. Since Father’s Day was recent we chose to probe you with our experiences on how Father’s Day has impacted us over the years and unpack a little. Little dark jokes here and there and some grotesque noises, Miss Albert does a little cameo if you listen carefully.

your favorite gayliens have been busy busy busy, so on this episode we kept it short and sweet. Gem has been drinking more human tears to make time go quicker, and T-Rex has been driving around her little spaceship which almost made her blow the fuck up. It’s pride month and this month we celebrate a year that we started this podcast. We honor those we lost five years ago from Pulse, probing in rainbow-washing, talks about the wall and kamalas “do not come” speech. Looks like media and technology is finding ways to colonize Earth.

As the creature Miss GawGaw once sang “I’m as free as my hair” it seems that some Earthlings are all tangled up. No wonder they are all going mad. It’s just so sad that money doesn’t grow on trees on Earth like in Uranus. The topic we cover is FREEDOM: what it means, how to achieve it, why one should have it and all the etceteras. Break away from the mold so you can live the life you want. #justiceforpalestine

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a man, it's a woman, oh wait who the fuck cares?! Obsession and suppression, what's with earthlings and trying to categorize and eliminate opposed to acceptance and progression? In this episode we give a shout out to Demi Lavato on coming out as Non-Binary, and also Billy Porter for raising awareness to end the stigma around HIV+ individuals within the lqbtq community, as well as outside of it. We applaud their bravery and discuss why what they both did, was a major boost for LGBTQ folks. We will keep doing our part to spread #JUSTICEFORPALESTINE

Has Patricia come between you and someone close? Y'all know she can be an instigating ass bitch, but she can also bring about new bonds. On this episode T-Rex and Joya talk about how Patricia is exposing shaky bonds, helping us remove bonds that no longer serve us, and strengthen or even rekindle connections. Earth got us acting some kind of way, back on Uranus we don’t have these issues so hoppefully our ship can get fixed soon cause Patricia is something else!!

We thot Uranus was ahead of the game but apparently not. Earthlings taught us that a fetish is something you NEEEEEED in order to get off, having preferences is whack just get to know someone beyond the surface level, kinks is much more unusual but hey who are we to judge, and online dating is not just about probing, unless that’s all you’re looking for. Lots of fillings and gaylien giggles all from Uranus to yours.

AND WERE BACK TO OUR URANUS HEADQUARTERS! It was nice to see all you humans explore empathy and sympathy, and now we get into probing both. Having these qualities whether it’s one or the other, or both, are great for boundaries. We each share our own experiences and where we both lie on the pathetic spectrum. And remember be kind cause anusthing is possible.

Tavagnee Rae had a lot to say on today’s episode. No break, nothin, just took a deep breathe and said what she had to say. She said, NO URSULA YOU CAN’T HAVE MY VOICE TODAY. We discuss about recent insecurities and letting go, and how we challenged ourselves to confront them. So it was basically a dear diary entry for tavganee cause fuck my drag, I’m just kidding.

We all deal with or have dealt with lonliness in some capacity. But don't get it twisted, that doesn't mean that you’re alone. In today's episode on the second segment, Joya and Tavagnee share their thots on how queer lonliness is prominent in LGBT culture. There are many layers to how LGBT folks may have experienced loneliness or isolation through several factors. A few can be not being able to come out safely or not having a community to share similar experiences. Queer loneliness is still an ongoing experience for some of us and we try to expand our understanding to open ourselves to vulnerability and provide some light to those who need/want guidance.

This episode is alllll about appreciating the woman, and what that means for how they are treated across the spectrums of our culture and society. Tavagnee and Gem share some of the women they are empowered by and more!

TOPic: self-care/love - TREAT YO SELF. In this episode we discuss the utmost importance of taking care of numero uno! YOSELF BITCH! We dive into way you can appreciate yourself better and also how you can help others love you too!! Check it out!

TOPic: SHAME- We live in a society where basically you need to be as non weird as possible. Every time a step is taken forward sometimes it feels we move further back! In this episode we talk about why we shouldn't shame others and also things that people have felt shame for or about and how the reconciled and how they healed and or are healing

TOPic: CONTROL - Is "control" what it means to feel "stable"? In this episode we dive into the concept on control and how it affects peoples lives, knowingly and unknowingly. Tavagnee and Gem share their thoughts around what they "control" and how they deal with that.

This episode we have CEO guest star from BrookeBeauty, a vegan lip gloss product company, Erica Johnson. A Taurus sun and Libra moon she gives us a glimpse on why she started to become a self made business woman and also shares her experiences of over-coming her trauma by accepting her self as a black plus-size queen.