We’re talking about bullsh*t martial arts, drunk dentists not knowing which teeth to pull, interesting craigslist purchases including a man and his “little“ brother, and a famous UK rapper gets his girl and her mom pregnant at the same time.

We’re talking a tequila tasting event where everyone got hammered, a dog escaping into bathroom stalls, a drunk 96 year old demented witch with no teeth, funerals for chickens at Trader Joe’s by a bunch of f***** idiots, paranormal activities in the country, and a haunted fair grounds experience that gave me chills down my spine.

We displayed ADHD, talked about broken bones, tons of random facts that may or may not be true (Science and History), life stuff, touring as a musician, my inability to read, Adrian's allergy to penicillin, classic childhood memories, and tons more.

We’re talking inconsiderate groups at a restaurant, watching morons split up their tab, drunk drivers, pastors who allege they have never snorted c*caine, big church falsities, playoff baseball, and my next guest for Thursday October 16th!

We’re talking bosses taking up your time with meetings, social media influencer charlatans, quotes that make no sense, community college douches, and narcissism as described by narcissists themselves.

We’re talking ER visits, ruining Thanksgiving after breaking my wrist as a child, seeking revenge on a receptionist, a man introduces his girlfriend to his eight s*x dolls, watching animals die at Scout Camp, and corn maze Vietnam. Our next guest will be coming up shortly on the next episode or so, stay tuned!

We’re talking interesting snack choices in the grocery store, pot roasts, a local woman’s website and billboard advertisement for men to marry her, talent show mishaps, and the beginning tales of the nameless and crazy woman who haunted me for years.

We’re talking humid weather, f**** up haircuts, ugly men in charge of s***, getting drafted by The Oakland Raiders, robots attacking handicapped people, pepper spray turning a self proclaimed gang member into a complete p****, Giants baseball season RIP, and Tylenol.

We’re talking about raising your kids to not grow up a**holes, Brett James plane crash (R.I.P.), how long you have to wait until you apply for a dead guy’s job and whether you can put them down as a reference or not, avoiding people you don’t want to see in public, faking phone calls, celebrity run ins, and why you shouldn’t try on hats in public.

(THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE WAS NOT AWESOME. SORRY!)

Just want to take a moment to introduce myself, welcome all the new folks, thank you all and give an idea of why I created this stupid little show. Thank you.

We’re talking football players in college classes, dudes who walk their dogs off leash dressed like a tactical commandos, creepy middle aged men leaving comments on young women’s pictures, secretly petting a blind woman’s service dog, getting crop dusted by an evil child in a store, and farting on a 4th grade field trip in front of my teacher.

We’re talking the nightmare that is Hobby horsing, the audacity of people who say something “fun” when you slip or break something, why tennis players moan like they’re having sex, douchebag sports announcers, Vietnam Veteran uncle builds a Batmobile, and continuously harping on Gen-X.