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Not That Damn Show
Muscatello Media LLC
48 episodes
2 days ago
🎙 NOT That Damn Show — America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary & a weekly roast of the world’s dumbest news 🗞 and our even dumber lives 🤦‍♂️, hosted by four people who should never be trusted with microphones but somehow are. 📺 Want more video and extras? Join our patreon ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only — don’t take it seriously. © NOT That Damn Show. Any recording, ripping, reposting, or stealing of our content—full or in part—without written consent is illegal. Do it & we’ll hunt you down, drag you to court, and sue you so hard you’ll be making payments from the afterlife. 💥
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🎙 NOT That Damn Show — America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary & a weekly roast of the world’s dumbest news 🗞 and our even dumber lives 🤦‍♂️, hosted by four people who should never be trusted with microphones but somehow are. 📺 Want more video and extras? Join our patreon ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only — don’t take it seriously. © NOT That Damn Show. Any recording, ripping, reposting, or stealing of our content—full or in part—without written consent is illegal. Do it & we’ll hunt you down, drag you to court, and sue you so hard you’ll be making payments from the afterlife. 💥
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Not That Damn Show
The Internet is Broken and So Are We | Ep 47

This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time.

Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream.

Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings.

Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck?

  • 🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash

  • 💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism.

  • 💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit

  • 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, really)

  • 🧠 The 90s Breakdown: Mikey’s top 10 list of things Gen Z will never understand

  • 🎟️ Real talk about how radio, TV, cartoons, and Taco Bell all went downhill

  • 🧑‍⚖️ Legal Q&A with Rick In The Law: Can you track your spouse’s car? What if someone else reports your crime?

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2 days ago
1 hour 44 minutes 56 seconds

Not That Damn Show
NTDS: Neglected Tropical Disease Show | Ep 46

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

  • 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.”

  • 🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.

  • 🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.

  • 👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.

  • 🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst

  • 📆 Calendar Sex is Real

  • 💌 Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick.


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4 days ago
1 hour 35 minutes 20 seconds

Not That Damn Show
Pixie Stix and Prison Time | Ep 45

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.

💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed.
🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail.
🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere.
🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent.
🔥 Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster.
🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos.
🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions.


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1 week ago
1 hour 27 minutes 48 seconds

Not That Damn Show
We Don't Speak Gen Alpha | Ep 44

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means.

🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that absolutely suck — and it’s disturbingly accurate.

📞 Voicemail of the Week: Listener Future Steven calls in from the past with a love letter to the show. He’ll hear his own message in like, 15 episodes.

📉 Damn Problems: Can a marriage survive cheating if the cheater’s doing the work but still getting punished every damn day?

😬 Confession: She moaned the wrong name mid-thrust. Real name. Not a dream. What the hell do you even do with that?

📰 WTF News:

  • DoorDash driver stabbed by hill people with 7 kids

  • AI homeless man prank gets SWAT called

  • Japanese dude scams $24K worth of food deliveries using 124 fake accounts

🎧 Game Time: Guess That Sound — is it a cat barfing, a seal mating, or Stroke’s mom farting through a kazoo?

🧢 SUPPORT THE SHOW:
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1 week ago
1 hour 36 minutes 3 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Gang Writes an ’80s Power Ballad | Ep 43

Today on America’s Loudest Podcast:
The gang blasts into zero gravity sex 🚀, commits mild medical fraud 🏥, and drops a Strokeified power ballad that will ruin your marriage and your soul: “No Wrong Hole.”

⚖️ Rick the Lawyer returns to explain why toothbrush cum might be illegal and how to legally shoot someone in the balls.

🌴 Florida’s got:
• Nut-biting drunks
• AI-generated rape hoaxes
• Cheeseburger assaults
• Beach baby neglect
• And a hooker brawl with dad 😬

📺 Ian ranks the Top 10 TV Theme Songs, and the confessions get real filthy — we’re talking pink eye, tampons, and a possibly radioactive butthole wax.

🐸 Sponsored by Green Frog Delivery — use promo code DAMMIT for 20% off.

🎥 Want the full video, bonus confessions, and Stroke’s Thanksgiving butthole wax?
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2 weeks ago
1 hour 34 minutes 8 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Gang Gets Sugared | Ep 42

The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

  • 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins

  • 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this)

  • 💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played

  • 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla

  • 🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better

  • 🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called “soaking”

  • 💌 Damn Problems: Surprise Starbucks ≠ romance. Also, is it your job to rat on your co-worker's cheating wife?


📞 Leave your confession or voicemail at 916-312-DAMN
💬 Submit anonymous confessions at NotTDS.com or ngl.link/notthatdamnshow


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2 weeks ago
1 hour 36 minutes 42 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Gang Kills the Tooth Fairy | Ep 41

🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us.

The gang debates:

  • What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨‍⚕️🔥

  • Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes?

  • The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho 🎃📓

  • A Florida man turns his colon into a coffee thermos ☕️🍑

  • Public brawls, dildo poetry, face tattoos, and a full roundup of felons who look like they bathe in meth 🧼🔥

Plus:

  • Stroke ranks lowest in a gay dude’s smash list

This episode is proudly sponsored by:

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  • 🍺 Infusion Taproom 

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 31 minutes 22 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Gang Is Back and Slightly Less Terrible | Ep 40

After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible.

🎶 Mikey drops two new songs: “The Power of Pussy” (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2.

👩‍🎤 “Girl or Metalhead” returns. The hair is flowing. The confusion is real.

🧠 Jenn delivers WTF News: a murder over not saying thank you, $600K fortune teller scammers, and a serious convo on California’s end-of-life law.

🪞 Stroke is prepping for his Patreon-mandated butthole wax and has officially started mirror reconnaissance.

🎵 The gang breaks down the most brain-destroying jingles of all time... including the return of the Elk Grove Kia earworm.💬

Listener voicemails get roasted. One guy is deeply upset with Mikey. We don’t care.

🗳️ Vote in the Spotify poll: Which Power of Pussy song slaps harder?

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🎧 Listen on Spotify—it helps the most. Or other platforms, if you hate us a little.

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 30 minutes 28 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39

Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39.

🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats.

🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial.

🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation?

🍆 We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes).

But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopause

🧑‍⚖️ The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment:

  • Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes?

  • What happens if you fart-trap your friends in a truck?

  • Can you fake being a lawyer to scare a landlord?

  • And why lighting your car on fire might be smarter than letting cops search it.

🚽 We play Florida or Not

🙏 Then we head into the Confessional:

👀 No felon dating game this week because Jenn forgot. She’s drunk. Probably. Again.

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  • Infusion Taproom – Home of craft beer that doesn't taste like ass.

📸 If you’re at Aftershock — Saturday at 3pm at the Aftershock sign. Group photo with the Dammits. Also Look for the bartender with the gay flamingo for a free NTDS sticker!ikouy

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1 month ago
1 hour 26 minutes 35 seconds

Not That Damn Show
How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real.

💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right.


💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment.

💥 Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test.
💥 Mikey introduces “Did They Die?” — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious.
💥 Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify.
💥 And in Damn Problems: Is a 12-year-old racist or just funny? Should you tell your best friend his daughter is on OnlyFans? And what do you do when you find proof your dad’s cheating in his DMs?

🎃 Mikey also unveils the Top 10 Halloween Costumes That Should Probably Be Banned ... including teen sexy nurses, baby cigarettes, and the cursed return of Fabulous Frank the Gay Flamingo.

🧢 Merch drop incoming — get your official NTDS gear
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1 month ago
1 hour 28 minutes 2 seconds

Not That Damn Show
We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team.


💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during “Smut or What?”💥 Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.💥 And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back.


🎥 Watch the full episode (with all the offending visuals) on Patreon. If you're not in the Damn Fam yet, you're only getting half the story and zero of the scissoring cat cosplay.

🧢 Grab official NTDS merch while you’re there. Hats are selling faster than sea turtle eggs in a meth van NotTDS.com 

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🍻 Thanks to Infusion Taproom in Lincoln for fueling the Digital Dumpster Fire segment.

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1 month ago
1 hour 31 minutes 54 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Village Idiot Drives a Cybertruck | Ep 36

Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it.

The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tesla, porn stars getting punched at meet-and-greets, and Costco toilet paper riots. Toss in “What’s Their Damage?”, the new game of public meltdowns, and you’ve got America’s Loudest Podcast at its absolute glory.

Leave Your confessions here https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow

Quick shoutout to the people dumb enough to support this mess:

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Support them so we can keep doing whatever the hell this is.

  • Subscribe on Spotify (it actually matters for us).

  • Join the Patreon at nottads.com for videos podcasts, bonus crap, and all the other sh*t we can’t leave public.

  • Send your anonymous confessions at ngl.link/notthat.


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1 month ago
1 hour 33 minutes 17 seconds

Not That Damn Show
Florida Man vs Vagina Pants | Ep 35

Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as “pretty.”

Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league.

Then we break down the worst products ever made, from exploding blenders to killer airbags, before wrapping it all up with dumpster-fire videos that prove humanity is circling the drain.

👉 Like, follow, share, and tell a friend their baby’s ugly.👉 Send anonymous confessions at ngl.link/notthatdamnshow👉 Leave a voicemail: 916-312-DAMN👉 Full uncensored video + bonus content: NotTDS.com

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1 month ago
1 hour 34 minutes 12 seconds

Not That Damn Show
Six-Pack Jesus and the Smut or What Olympics | Ep 34

Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff.

Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought.

Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as disturbing as you remember. Also, if 50 more people join the Patreon, Stroke has agreed to wax his butthole for your entertainment.

Oh, and Jesus has a six-pack now.

It’s NOT That Damn Show. And you’re welcome.

🪴 Sponsored by:

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1 month ago
1 hour 25 minutes 26 seconds

Not That Damn Show
Never Forget, But Definitely Laugh | Ep 33

Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose.

Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests, pussy-eating contests with prizes, and some guy who literally wants to guzzle strangers’ loads. Florida Man shows up with foot fetishes, bug spray assaults, Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud, and an inflatable dog strangling kids. Confessions hit even lower: cheating dirt squirrels, loogie sex gone wrong, and some dude admitting to sex in a church. Sprinkle in random facts about syphilis weddings, frog orgies, and why grandma smells like death ... boom, that’s Episode 33.

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1 month ago
1 hour 42 minutes 20 seconds

Not That Damn Show
Catfishing Your Kid & Other Bad Parenting Tips | Ep 32

This episode is brought to you by Green Frog Delivery, the only people more reliable than Ian’s casino luck. Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for up to 40% off. And the price you see? That’s it. Taxes are already cooked in. Boom.

The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong?

  • We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunder Cover murdering the stage, Stroke rolling in late, and yes…the cops showed up.

  • Voicemails bring us everything from OD's in Stockton CA stories to a hype man who might be our new intro guy. And Jesse is back!

  • Then it’s Netflix time: we rip into Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. The story of a Michigan mom who spent over a year catfishing her own teenage daughter. Naturally, this leads to our Top 10 Shittiest Parents breakdown.

  • Creepy or Crazy is back with minimalist hookups, fate-obsessed texters, and mirror sex. (Don’t ask.)

  • WTF News with Jenn drops gems about doctors warning you not to poop-scroll, a fugitive in a Speedo, and a Santa Barbara clinic scandal that’ll make you bleach your eyes... We have the video

  • And of course, the Urban Dictionary Game nobody asked for

It’s a lot. It’s dumb. It’s us.

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Thursday, we’re taking you from heavy to ridiculous:


  • 🛩️ 9/11 – we start serious with a clip to “never forget” and our own memories.
  • 👽 Then it flips into the Top 10 Harmless Conspiracies people actually believe 
  • 🙏 Damn Confessional – anonymous sins from the Dammits that’ll make you feel better about your own life.
  • 🐊 Florida Man – back with another round of gator-loving stupidity.
  • 🍆 CraigsLust – the horniest corner of the internet, read out loud so you don’t have to.


From dark to dumb in one episode. Subscribe now so you don’t miss it.

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1 month ago
2 hours 1 minute 32 seconds

Not That Damn Show
Live From the Boardwalk | Ep 31

They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd.

This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage.

🔻 What’s inside:
• The night opens with a funeral for Sacramento radio and all radio 📻
• Lara returns and reflects on That Damn Show and what came next
• Craigslist gets weird

• We play FL or Not with the crowd
• Amanda from RAD Radio makes an appearance
• A Dammit shares a gut-punch story about grief and the return of the show
• Confessions from the crowd that should’ve stayed buried
• Aftershock giveaways, penis guns, merch, and more dumb shit

And Thunder Cover closed out the night with an unbelievable set.

If you weren’t there you missed out. 

🧼 Big thanks to:
Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Title Sponsor
JLS Outdoor Services – Mid Sponsor
The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café – Mention Sponsor
@jazzy_joshwa – Event Photography
The Boardwalk – Home of That Damn Night Out

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2 months ago
1 hour 40 minutes 32 seconds

Not That Damn Show
The Psychedelic Jester | Ep 30

Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed buried.


This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

  • Listener email from Reno → why people cling to comfort even when it sucks.
  • Nervous promo for That Damn Night Out (Thunder Cover, Aftershock passes, giveaways).
  • Top 10 Celebrity F*ck-Ups.
  • Lincoln High kid gets body-slammed by a cop.
  • Florida Man: gun in a backpack, drunk teacher, shark bite, fake dentist, meth drone, and a psychedelic jester with a dagger.
  • Damn Problem: the $98 tipper date, the $2k vacation voucher, and more.
  • Stroke-ified song debut: “Write It Down, Bitch” (Jenn roast).
  • Listener confessions that prove our fans need therapy.


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🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Mikey, Stroke, Ian & Jenn live on stage, Thunder Cover bringing the noise, Aftershock passes on the line, and more bad decisions than bring a dick gun to a flamingo fight.
Tickets → NotTDS.com.

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2 months ago
1 hour 58 minutes 57 seconds

Not That Damn Show
America’s Loudest Back-to-School Special | Ep 29

It’s back-to-school season, so naturally we’re talking about Narcan in the backpack, Plan B in the pencil pouch, and how Florida Man managed to strike again… except this time it wasn’t even Florida.

98 Rock celebrates itself as if anyone outside the building cares and somehow voicemails spiral into butt stuff thanks to a man name Nick Monroe. 

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

  • 98 Rock throws itself a holiday and nobody is sure why.
  • Back-to-School “emergency kits” with condoms, ramen, Plan B, and Narcan.
  • Voicemails that prove our listeners are either brilliant or need therapy.
  • Florida Man(ish)
  • Random Thoughts from the Dammits
  • And a bunch of weird shit


🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Lara’s coming (God help us), Amanda will be there, Thunder Cover’s bringing the noise, Aftershock passes are on the line, and yes — penis guns and a gay flamingo will be involved. 

Tickets → NotTDS.com.


Sponsored by Green Frog Delivery 🐸 (code DAMMIT = up to 40% off), Infusion Taproom 🍻, JLS Outdoor Services 🌱, and Elite Pool Tile Cleaning 💦 — backing America’s Loudest Podcast because corporate radio sure as hell won’t.


💥 Like this brand of wrong? Support the madness and keep NTDS alive — join the Damn Fam on Patreon for early access, full video episodes, and extras corporate radio could never handle. Patreon link at NotTDS.com.

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2 months ago
1 hour 57 minutes 7 seconds

Not That Damn Show
2N Jenn Gets Baptized in Bullsh*t | Ep 28

2N Jenn survived the auditions, ignored all the red flags, and officially joined America’s Loudest Podcast 🤷🏼‍♂️

This week on NTDS:
Our new fourth mic gets roasted, interrogated, and instantly dragged into listener drama thanks to some Facebook detectives with way too much free time.
Voicemails range from meh to “please never call us again,” and Florida Man returns with headlines that make you wonder if the state is even real. Oh, and we debut a brand-new game that we probably shouldn't have.

Plus way more that I really don't remember because I'm stoned.

🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Aftershock ticket giveaways, Thunder Cover melting faces, penis guns, surprise guests, and the world’s most offensive flamingo art—get your tickets now at NotTDS.com.

Sponsored Elite Pool Tile Cleaning 💦, JLS Outdoor Services 🌱, and The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café 🧁—helping us throw the kind of party corporate radio never could.

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2 months ago
2 hours 39 minutes 4 seconds

Not That Damn Show
🎙 NOT That Damn Show — America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary & a weekly roast of the world’s dumbest news 🗞 and our even dumber lives 🤦‍♂️, hosted by four people who should never be trusted with microphones but somehow are. 📺 Want more video and extras? Join our patreon ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only — don’t take it seriously. © NOT That Damn Show. Any recording, ripping, reposting, or stealing of our content—full or in part—without written consent is illegal. Do it & we’ll hunt you down, drag you to court, and sue you so hard you’ll be making payments from the afterlife. 💥