This is the one where the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the MasterDoctor have an adventure with ALL THE COMPANIONS and Thirteen doesn't say goodbye.

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This is the one where the most annoying Doctor and his most annoying companion fight their most annoying enemy. And we didn’t have to bypass Watford.

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This is the one where the Doctor and the fam have a “SwAsHbUcKlInG AdVeNtUrE.” And Dan can sword fight?

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This is the one where the Doctor and the fam get attacked by oversized scorpions that don't have brains. And guns bad!

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This is the one where the Daleks have a really dumb plan & Dr. Who has a worse one. And we’ll have to bypass Watford! That place is crawling with Daleks.

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Peek behind the curtain as we discuss which episode to cover for the Best of Thirteen!

This is the one where Clara is not Clara, Lethbridge-Stewart is not NOT Lethbridge-Stewart and we all learn the true price of war. Except Lethbridge-Stewart.

This is the one where Dwight attacks Lucius Malfoy and Lebron James’ wife to try and steal the plans to the spore drive. Also space whales!

This is the one where the master gets stuck in the sewers for almost 1000 years. And the doctor dies 4 times in a few minutes. And those are etheric beam locators!

This is the one where the real villain was the demon inside us all, all along.

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This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn't a surprise when he did. And there's a glass that has no effect on the plot.
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This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll.
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This is the one where Jared gives us the low-down in preparation of the 20th anniversary special: The Five Doctors.

This is the one where we haven’t met River Song yet. Also there’s carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives.

This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we’ve done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good.

This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master!

This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES.

This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR.

This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th-century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death.