In the wake of the Uvalde, Texas massacre, we are angry and heartbroken. (PS: loads of cursing.)

First up, Loren recaps her Mother’s Day (which included a surprise twist), and then she recaps her overnight at her dad’s house. After Shout Outs, Loren gets very upset with John Stamos’ wife. Then, we finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

We begin by holding a funeral for the iPod. Then, B Mo claims he liked “Senior Year” while Loren couldn’t get through the first fifteen minutes. After shout outs, B Mo recaps when he fell down the stairs, and then we wrap it up with Weirdness of the Week.

B Mo continues his story from last episode. And then, we're letting you know that we'll be discussing abortion. It's not doom and gloom, we promise. It's just two people who have different reasons for believing that birthing people should have the right to make their own choices.

First up, B Mo recaps his trip to Mexico, and then we get into conquering your fears. After Shout Outs, we chat about the value of keeping good friends and the importance of having deep conversations. We finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

Comedian Tom Kelly fills in for B Mo once again. We chat a bit about our past dating lives… and then Tom analyzes my dreams a dude I was in love with in college keeps showing up in my dreams. Ugh.

Comedian Tom Kelly fills in for B Mo while he’s in Mexico (rough life, B Mo). We chat about the songs that make us think of when we got our licenses, the songs that make us think of freshman year of college and the songs that remind us of our exes that we can’t listen to anymore.

We kick things off with Loren professing her love for The Ultimatum. Then, she admits that she got really, REALLY upset after someone sent her a nasty email. After Shout Outs (catch us on “The Morning Show Podcast” today!) we discuss Cam Newton (wtf dude?) and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

First up, BENNIFER IS ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!! AND BRIT BRIT IS PREGGO! Holy 2000s, Batman! Next we chat about altering your photos on IG, and then do some Shout Outs. Afterwards, we discuss rummaging through posters at FYE as kids and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

We kick things off with admitting “I never thought I’d…” and then chat about how Loren’s father-in-law was the Life of the Funeral the other day. After Shout Outs, we discuss terrible technology and wrap it up with Weirdness of the Week.

First we discuss how B Mo almost used the girls’ locker room, then we mention our favorite slang words from the 90s. After Shout Outs, we profess our undying love for Wegman’s and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

Loren is going viral because she spread some love for Jamal at Wendy’s, and then we chat about the most outrageous things we’ve done to impress other people. After Shout Outs, we discuss chain letters of the 90s and finish it up with a Weirdness of the Week that is very unsettling.

We begin by encouraging empathy after having witnessed “The Slap,” and then we discuss 90s characters we would never wanted to be slapped by. After Shout Outs, B Mo admits he needs a new skincare routine and we wrap it up with Weirdness of the Week.

First, Loren admits to the grossest thing she just found in her car (it involves rotten food), and then we chat about getting free stuff from the internet (looking at you, Facebook Marketplace). After Shout Outs, we discuss the SONY Walkman coming back (yup, you read that right) and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

HELLO B MO FOUND HIS WEDDING RING AT LONG LAST! YAY! After we celebrate, we figure out what our favorite TV shows say about us. After Shout Outs, we chat about 90s fashion (specifically low rise jeans… ugh) and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

We begin by getting a bit sappy remembering when we first fell in love with our spouses (ew, we know. Sorry.) and then we chat about child rites of passage. After Shout Outs, we move into Loren trying to understand why dudes use flushable wipes, and we finish it up with Weirdness of the Week, as usual.

We kick things off by B Mo getting a little bit in his feelings, and then he wonders how he’s supposed to entertain himself when his wife isn’t home. After Shout Outs, we discuss how we’re complete messes right now (in a good way) and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week, where B Mo gets himself into a bar fight.

First off, Loren admits she can’t manifest. Next, we do “This or That: Gadget Edition.” After Shout Outs, we talk about the insane housing market and finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.

We kick things off by celebrating our favorite ladies in honor of Women’s History Month. Next, B Mo gripes about his recent experience at the movies. After Shout Outs, B Mo continues to gripe about his recent experience at the movies. Finally we finish it off with Loren’s absolute favorite Weirdness of the Week ever, which (naturally) involves feces.

First up, Loren dishes on a display of 90s board games and toys she saw at Target (wahoo!), and then we discuss what things from Covid we’d actually like to take with us into this post-Covid (?) era. We accidentally skip shout outs (apologiessss) and then we discuss the fact that McDonald’s offers curbside pickup (wtf?). We finish it up with Weirdness of the Week.