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Nocturnal Emissions
Dylan Taylor
18 episodes
3 days ago
Hello and welcome to Nocturnal Emissions. A podcast where I recap the previous nights sleep and the dreams that occurred in 5 minutes or less. From the hot and heavy to the dark and scary, you never know what I will happen. New episodes are uploaded everyday, or whenever I have dreams that I can remember. Enjoy!
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Hello and welcome to Nocturnal Emissions. A podcast where I recap the previous nights sleep and the dreams that occurred in 5 minutes or less. From the hot and heavy to the dark and scary, you never know what I will happen. New episodes are uploaded everyday, or whenever I have dreams that I can remember. Enjoy!
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Improv
Comedy
Episodes (18/18)
Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 18: Birthday Clowns Killed Me

What happens when you watch yourself get ran over by a clown and he then plays a sad song on a slide whistle? You wake up and carry on with your day.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts!

Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams

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5 years ago
3 minutes 58 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 17: A Seductive Dinner Party with Zeus

When a pleasant spaghetti sushi dinner with a homeless man turns seductive, the Greek Gods must step in and make things right.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts!

Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 48 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 16: Rocket Powered Scuba Diving

When you go scuba diving, you want to catch fish for them to tell you wise facts about life right? Well... maybe.

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5 years ago
4 minutes 35 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 15: Planes Are Exploding and That's Okay

What do you do when planes are falling from the sky and exploding? You blast Life is a Highway and you ride off into the sunset

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5 years ago
4 minutes 14 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 14: Horseback Riding in a Tornado
It's a sunny day, the birds are chirping, and everyone is enjoying a a peaceful afternoon riding horses. Until a tornado shows up and people start jumping to their death
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5 years ago
4 minutes 22 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 13: Drinking Wine with the cast of Ratatouille

I become a posh Frenchman and drink wine with Remy from Ratatouille. I also spit and taste test food from Gordon Ramsey

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts!

Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 25 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 12: Ghost Hunting for Old Ladies

I join the Ghost Adventures team only to turn into a ghost myself. I also get into a fight with an old lady about whether or not my car floats in water.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts!

Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 11: Monster Truck Birthday Parties

THIS SUNDAY COME SEE GRAVEDIGGER JUMP TOY HOUSES AND DEMOLISH ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOODS. Yeah I was a monster truck driver last night.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts!

Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 39 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 10: I Have Crabs... for hands!

Being born with crab hands leads one down the path of joining a circus as a sideshow act. Fame and fortune has its price though.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts!

Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 9 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 9: Fabio Strikes Back

I'm buff, blonde, handsome, and destroying the world with my luscious locks of hair in my latest dream.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream

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5 years ago
4 minutes 32 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 8: Modern Art is Beautiful

A box wearing mannequin receives 1st place in the local art show.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream

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5 years ago
4 minutes 38 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 7: Weed Friendly Sloths

Hippie sloths are real and the pot infused bread will make you fall in love with a Koala that sings Janis Joplin.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream

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5 years ago
4 minutes 26 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 6: Farting Yourself Awake 101

Ever wake yourself up because you farted? Sure. But what about waking yourself up 4 TIMES from farting and 2 of them was because it smelt like death? Welcome to my world.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream

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5 years ago
2 minutes 56 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 5: Sleep Paralysis

Hallucinations, unexplained sounds, feeling uneasy, all while being completely paralyzed! Sleep paralysis is no laughing matter and I do my best to recap my night of terrors. 

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work.

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream

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5 years ago
4 minutes 24 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 4: Sex Point Military Academy

It's West Point... but with lots of sex. Skydiving, Rambo, shooting guns with your penis? Yeah this one has it all.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. 

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream

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5 years ago
4 minutes 15 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 3: Wonder Bread and the Autism Spectrum

A loaf of Wonder Bread, an old man, an autistic adult, and a pirate yet again go to a sporting event. You're in for a wild ride. 

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Enjoy!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 29 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep 2: Barney the Dinosaur

Barney the Dinosaur was brutally smashed into oblivion by a trash compactor while I stood there and gave a thumbs up in a pirate costume.

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Enjoy!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 7 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Ep. 1: Vehicular Lobotomies

I have been placed in the Cars movie universe and must stop a serial killer from performing vehicular lobotomies on the towns people. 

Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Enjoy!

Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDreams

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5 years ago
4 minutes 52 seconds

Nocturnal Emissions
Hello and welcome to Nocturnal Emissions. A podcast where I recap the previous nights sleep and the dreams that occurred in 5 minutes or less. From the hot and heavy to the dark and scary, you never know what I will happen. New episodes are uploaded everyday, or whenever I have dreams that I can remember. Enjoy!