This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Delusional Dance Teacher Update 10:30 Body Struggles 12:35 Diet Culture 16:54 Ozempic GLP-1 25:33 Ad Break 27:12 Ozempic Vagina 27:48 Tampon Intuition 31:17 Perimenopause Itching 33:04 Camera Fail 38:05 Not In Our Bed 41:38 If Those Hotel Beds Could Talk 47:38 Andy's New Job 51:46 Sports Parents 55:14 Dog Agility Days 56:46 Golf Moms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BETH’S DEAD is a limited true crime and mystery series that takes a look at what happens when parasocial relationships go terribly wrong… Monica Padman (cohost of the Armchair Expert Podcast) always wondered why her favorite podcasters, Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen, abruptly ended their show years ago. When she finally got the chance to ask them in person, she assumed they'd say the usual - they got burnt out or busy with other things, but the truth was a story so shocking and creepy that she knew they had to make a show about it. What she couldn't have expected is that in listening to their true life cautionary tale, she'd take on the role of a real-life Nancy Drew helping them unravel a mystery they thought was long behind them. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Our new 10 Episode True Crime Podcast BETH'S DEAD is out now!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:00 ADHD Cat Drama 10:45 Dinosaur Ducky 11:30 Coffee Club 21:00 BETH'S DEAD is out early! 22:11 Ad Break 27:19 A Friend Yelps 30:33 Elizabeth Yelps 37:33 Very Quick CVS Story 42:21 Andy Left The Stove On 48:42 Physical Report 54:22 Silent Retreat 01:01:17 Septum Still Deviated Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Christian influencers, misguided men maxxing out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: patreon.com/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Back Hair 02:02 Lash Clusters 07:20 The Tennis Court 09:56 Have You Read Any Good Books Lately? 10:48 I Who Have Known Men 11:57 Beth's Dead Livestream October 26 15:10 Jeannette Walls Author 15:36 Good Fall House Vibes 17:50 Complicated Cat Relationship 22:47 Alexa Weighs In 24:32 MIDROLL 27:52 Mormon Marketing 31:15 Christian Influencers 41:42 Horny AI 45:50 Nutmaxxing 01:01:02 Outrage and Power 01:05:23 Practice Is Where? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching credentials, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:34 Pillow Update 01:21 Elizabeth The Makeup Influencer 16:19 I don't know how to Twerk 18:29 MIDROLL: quince 19:39 MIDROLL: uncommon goods 21:04 Elizabeth The Dance Teacher 28:15 Creativity 46:16 Teaching Is Hard 48:36 How To Be More Magnetic 52:45 Marriage Tips 58:31 $299,000,000 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 16:42 Elizabeth's Fall Must Haves 20:38 Andy's Gross Pillow 27:25 Midroll: Quince 28:56 The Breaking Point 35:26 Come On CVS 45:39 AI Slop 52:57 AI Podcasts 55:36 Death in Apartment 603 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:38 Short King 01:12 Giant Maine Coon Pussy Cats 02:47 Small But Mighty 04:01 You Can't Stop The Shrinking 05:42 A Heartwarming Update 11:22 Moving Boxes 12:30 Goodbye Dirty Grout 14:55 Your First Magic Eraser 18:11 Beth's Dead Announcement 24:25 A Misleading Headline? 24:57 World Stone Skimming Cheating Scandal 34:19 MIDROLL 38:24 Childhood Crush 40:54 Grocery Stories 46:25 Mersa 52:30 Elizabeth's Oil Painting 54:21 Duo Done? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Husbandry 05:02 Who Is The Lord? 07:01 Dinner PDA 10:57 Crying Is Healing 15:20 Grief and Sleep 18:06 Homework 21:43 Ad Break 26:51 Sleep Hygiene 31:25 Sleep and Unconsciousness 34:31 Mario Lopez Is The GOAT 39:40 Ad Break 42:08 Cremated Remains Box 46:02 How Much Do They Weigh? 59:53 Huge Eyelids 01:07:36 Hantavirus 01:11:26 Are Hand Weights Back? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:38 A Polydactyl Gift 05:35 Barnum & Bailey circus performers / freaks 15:10 Math These Days 16:20 Calculating A Tip 19:03 Trainwell 20:30 A Neighbor Breakthrough 25:12 CPR Confidence 37:01 Amputation Story 44:30 How Do You Feel About Defense Attorneys 47:50 Crash (The Movie) 48:34 Secretary (The Movie) 51:01 Boiling Wooden Spoons 57:13 Facial Massage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Making It About Me 06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology 08:00 Always Be Sellin' 11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all 26:20 Trainwell 28:19 Huge Huge News 31:59 Ducky! 41:28 First Date Role Play 43:40 Love Island USA 47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model 51:35 Wild Prenups 01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:00 Severe Flight Anxiety  03:34 So Much Packing 05:24 Hampton Inn Breakfast Review 09:03 The Smell Of Death 15:37 Mormon Elders 22:10 A Small World Update 25:19 Trainwell 27:14 Next Level Pet Care 29:46 Labubu Guru 37:28 Memorial Recap 43:33 Anxiety 46:48 When Do you Have Anxiety? 51:58 Social Anxiety 54:03 Finding A New Therapist 57:05 B List Vacations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BIG THANKS to this week’s sponsor ⁠Trainwell⁠ Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free at ⁠trainwell.net⁠ with code NLR or click on ⁠https://go.trainwell.net/NLR⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Cans Of BS 04:06 What Happened To Amy Bradley 07:45 International Waters 13:42 Security Guard Respect 18:20 The Best Show I've Ever Seen 20:56 The Power Of Barry Manilow 22:36 Cougar Puberty & Perimenopause  31:26 Trainwell Training App 34:48 Mall  Economics 47:04 Are Bugs Sentient Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:34 Corn Risotto In The House 05:07 Tradwife Tease 08:12 Cheerleaders 14:45 Epic House Party 26:32 Poised For Success 35:33 The Most Attractive Hobbies 40:28 Mike Okay is A Legend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Andy Reads A Book 07:30 10% Happier by Dan Harris 09:01 Crying On Planes 12:41 Comforting Strangers On Airplanes  31:07 Magic Mind 33:00 OneSkin 34:32 Elizabeth vs The Internet 35:00 Does Goodwill Wash Donations 39:14 Ryan Trahan 50 States In 50 Days 46:06 Squirrel Talk 48:56 Aborting Books 50:49 Goodnight Mr. Tom 53:18 Cat Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:25 Thank you for your condolences 02:00 Hi Tanya 10:45 Always Reach Out 12:19 A Wink From The Past 15:25 A Special Find 20:43 I Was Just In France 27:04 Magic Mind 29:37 Oneskin 32:24 A Split Second 41:11 Cremation Urns 49:07 Funeral Home Vibes 53:05 Nostalgia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Astronomer Affair 09:40 Today's Agenda 10:38 OneSkin 13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux 30:19 Le Problème Suivant 34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show 36:43 47 Years Young 40:56 I Married A Klepto 49:00 Churches Are Intense 53:14 Crack A Coke 54:19 French Food Is Good 55:40 Vegetarian Food In France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Our French Daddy 03:24 Wine Shaming 09:17 Falling For Bordeaux 12:55 Dogs In France 18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back 26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates 31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy 38:36 Ghosts 42:58 The Conjuring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 A Nomadic Nickname 03:55 Closing Up The Cabin 06:50 A Very Bird Omen? 08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon 17:42 A Rough Start 26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like 31:05 First French Restroom Experience 31:53 Urinal Farts 34:05 French Taxi Ride 35:39 Always Say Bonjour 37:15 Paris Hotel 43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB 50:13 Now The Vacation Begins 55:11 French Food Is Amazing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma 04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In 05:01 Dinner Party 07:47 Would You Eat It? 19:32 Trainwell Update 21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale 31:38 Nostalgia and Things 42:28 The IT Factor 42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs 46:56 Heading To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices