In today’s show Chas outlines the Art Of The Deal and explains why Regis Philbin was a fashion icon, David plots to get 1% better every day to reverse aging, and the boys advise to never win an argument with your spouse, and determine that how you negotiate reveals how you value yourself and others. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David wonder how one misplaces $90 million, what could go wrong with buying an occult museum, question when they became conspiracy theorists, warn that computer sciences are the language of the devil, and revel at the opportunity to clap some Alien cheeks. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David dive into the race debate to determine whether Sydney Sweeney’s genes are superior, out Liam Neeson’s publicity stunt, pay long overdue homage to Jayne Mansfield, question the quality of our nation’s security guards, and explain why you should rent a grandma. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David find humor in the absurdity and question why Late Night wasn’t cancelled long ago, learn that AI perception is now reality, discover that drugs and alcohol will net 5 bonus years to one’s life, question whether comedy can outmuscle politics, and find the void of journalism being filled by the most unlikely source.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David stare into the Jumbotron and map a path for ex-Astronomer CEO’s next $10 million, explain why feeling validation will have lovers risk it all, take bets on how long until the Epstein files get leaked, tremble at the reality of a Palantir surveillance state, and learn why you should fear the might MRI. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David look for the deleted Epstein files, question if Jennifer Aniston is being brain washed, study Kendrick Lamar’s music vid for Easter eggs, try to avoid being hypnotized, and finally crack the veneer of their cynical skepticism. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David survey the landscape of collectables, uncover strange celebrity collections, fantasize about a budget-less binge, long for discarded relics of their youth, and plot a criminal conspiracy to take advantage of the collectibles market. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David reflect on the NYT’s Best Films of the 21st Century list and admit which films informed their personalities, lament who got snubbed, admit they force themselves to watch boring movies, bask in the joy of traveling through film sets, and they make a case which city is the greatest on the planet. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David prep for the Bezos Sanchez wedding by surveying their ego’s biggest blindspots, reliving their own nuptials, shaming bad guests, questioning the value of the legal marital contract, dream up an ideal destination, and reflect on the best wedding films of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David galavant around the great Americana playground that is the County Fair; the excessive calories, exorbitant expenses, depressive animals, carnie lifestyle, dubious roller coasters, and the joy that comes with Cheeto dust. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David survey the civil skirmish erupting in their home of Southern California and question whether humanity is ever a consideration in politics or capitalism, why modern society has so overvalued financial success, and uncover how one French Vietnamese sandwich may be the answer to restoring world peace. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David celebrate the jail break of the school year and embrace the freedom of Summer by learning how to burn bridges, question the value of tutors, discover how to undercut your children’s autonomy, and yearn for an expectation-free day in adulthood. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Memorial Day with an analysis of the military lifestyle, marvel at the Thunderbirds, draw a corollary between wedding expense and divorce rate, and identify the greatest living American. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David attempt to dispatch the hysterics and find comfort saying the most controversial things; about gender, politics, climate change, and the 1%. Enjoy, our most salacious show yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David recount the greatest gifts they’ve ever received and been given, tease apart the difference between bribery and generosity, attempt to understand sexual predilections without kink shaming, and advise for how to foster compassion in a bigot. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode, on one of America’s under appreciated holidays, Chas and David pay homage to Mexico by offering advice to restauranteurs, ranking tacos, designing a granny fight club, and celebrating the greatest cocktail of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David reassess everything they thought they knew about sexuality, Elizabeth Hurley, the world’s most powerful people, badass dads, Dark Forest aliens, and a fallible God. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From communion wine to child actor’s Drunk and Disorderly charge, Chas and David recap this week’s biggest booze fueled mishaps and hook-ups while attempting to protect their children from Ivy League influence and the Defense Secretary. Heavy lifting this week! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David survey the most frivolous PR stunt in modern times, fantasize about adventures of the rich, confront their fear of real life nightmares, and attempt to understand their shared childhood depression. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chas, the menace of Cardiff, struggles as he processes a new conflict with a neighbor and weighs the value of regret against Kanye’s lamenting his own children, a B-list actresses dropping her child, and a lifetime of permanent ink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices