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No, You're Not Dying
Beth & Joyce
40 episodes
7 hours ago
~iT's $p0okY s3@SoN, w!tChEs!~ Anyway... Join us for a spooktacular episode where we take a trip down memory lane, recapping and reminiscing on our favorite Halloweens from our childhood! We're talking about our first costumes, why we originally thought trick-or-treating was a scam, and our definite opinions on whether you can leave your neighborhood in the pursuit of candy. We're also sharing our thoughts on the micromanagement of the holiday and why we need to bring parades back to schools,...
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~iT's $p0okY s3@SoN, w!tChEs!~ Anyway... Join us for a spooktacular episode where we take a trip down memory lane, recapping and reminiscing on our favorite Halloweens from our childhood! We're talking about our first costumes, why we originally thought trick-or-treating was a scam, and our definite opinions on whether you can leave your neighborhood in the pursuit of candy. We're also sharing our thoughts on the micromanagement of the holiday and why we need to bring parades back to schools,...
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Personal Journals
Education,
Society & Culture,
Self-Improvement,
Health & Fitness,
Mental Health
Episodes (20/40)
No, You're Not Dying
Sour Patch, Pumpkin Math, and Dorothy, Oh My!
~iT's $p0okY s3@SoN, w!tChEs!~ Anyway... Join us for a spooktacular episode where we take a trip down memory lane, recapping and reminiscing on our favorite Halloweens from our childhood! We're talking about our first costumes, why we originally thought trick-or-treating was a scam, and our definite opinions on whether you can leave your neighborhood in the pursuit of candy. We're also sharing our thoughts on the micromanagement of the holiday and why we need to bring parades back to schools,...
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1 week ago
49 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Single As A Pringle And Looking For Love
It feels like these days, dating is harder than ever. Either people met their partner on 1) a dating app or 2) in college, and there's no miscellaneous third option. So when you're in your thirties and don't want (read: refuse) to swipe, where are you supposed to meet people? *Cue: Raye's 'Where Is My Husband?'* This week we're trying to figure that out, whether you're chronically single or making dating a priority again after it...just wasn't. We talk about how people in your life can ...
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2 weeks ago
50 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Hustle Culture, “Efficiency”, & Why We’re Throwing Away Our Phones
If ever there was a vent sesh episode, today's would be it. We're kicking off a new, totally random segment called 'unfiltered thoughts', where we share our - you guessed it - unfiltered thoughts. We're talking emotional support shirts, laser tag, and packing tape. We have strong opinions on all 3 and so should you, tbh. Then we're getting into the problems with production culture and why we feel pressure to be creating all of the time. Is it because things have gotten easier and we have cons...
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3 weeks ago
52 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Forever 21 Called, They Said Grow Up
Being an adult isn't all it's cracked up to be, which is probably why so many people are holding onto the last time they felt joyous freedom: being in college. The stakes were lower, there were fewer responsibilities, and you existed in a bubble. At some point, we all know we need to put our big kid pants on and grow up...but do you ever feel like you're the only one who did? Today's episode covers why people find the transition from college to adulthood so difficult and the reasons why they ...
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4 weeks ago
52 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Breaking News: We All Have Toxic Family Members
Close your eyes and raise your hand if you have a family member who you'd consider toxic. Now open your eyes: bet you didn't think we'd all have a hand in the air, now did you? Today we're talking about why nobody talks about having a toxic person in their family, and the quiet shame that comes along with knowing that you do. We dive into how your feelings are impacted by your relationship to the person, why conflict never lives only with the family member it started with, illnesses vs....
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1 month ago
1 hour 4 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Hey Younger Self, Let's Help Each Other Out
Well, one of us is sick and the other is crying to The Lion King again, so you could say we're hanging on by a thread! Anyway... Following the finale of The Summer I Turned Pretty (!!!!!) and Belly's moment of talking to a photo of herself as a child, we felt inspired to talk to our younger selves today - because you don't have to wait until your birthday or NYE to reflect. Getting to know who that person was not only allows us to be kinder to ourselves, but lets us explore how they shaped wh...
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1 month ago
49 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
If You're Overwhelmed, Please Raise Your Hand
The names Whelmed...Over Whelmed. The world feels heavy at the moment, and when that combines with chaos in your own life, it creates the perfect storm for feeling downright weird. There's a sense of being lost (cut to us throwing our socks in the garbage and packing 2 sandwiches for lunch...listen and you'll understand), being unsteady, and not knowing how to react because there's actually so much to react to. Today, we're brain dumping our own experiences with this and how we attempt ...
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1 month ago
44 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Let's Talk About Ther-a-py
Alright, so you've decided you might want to go to therapy. What the heck now? In today's listener-requested episode, we're giving you the Therapy 101, because like with doing your taxes, they don't teach this in schools. We go through how to go about finding a therapist and knowing when you've found the right one, the different types of clinicians, and why (spoiler alert) satisfied customers are the best people for a recommendation. We also talk about why going to therapy on a regular basis ...
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1 month ago
59 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
It's My Birthday and I'll Be Sad If I Want To!
It is even really a birthday if you don't have a crying selfie? In honor of Joyce's 31st birthday - in our 31st episode, no less - we're talking about the complicated feelings around celebrating another year around the sun. On one hand, yay, it's your day of birth and there's so much to look forward to! On the other hand, time is flying and you're just getting older and it's time to mourn your youth. We dive into how having grand expectations can lead to disappointment, why you shouldn'...
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2 months ago
52 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
You Can’t Stop People From Making Bad Choices
We've all had moments where we want to tell people in our life to stop doing something - being friends with someone we think is toxic, dating someone that we think is undeserving of their love, engaging in bad behaviors that we ourselves have done that ended badly, and, and, and. So what do you do about it? Well... Today we're talking about why you shouldn't give unsolicited advice and why people need to make their own mistakes (easier said than done, we know). We get into how to decide if a ...
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2 months ago
52 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
I Bet You Think About Her: The Polarizing Effect of Taylor Swift
We know you were thinking, 'I Wish You Would do an episode on Taylor Swift this week!' Well... You can't deny that she is one of (if not THE) most influential musicians in the world. She has Forever & Always had a thriving fan base, aka the Swifties (of which Joyce is an active member), but the negative sentiment towards her seems to be stronger than with other celebrities. Plus, the haters seem to be ~so casually cruel~ to her fans, which has us seeing Red. With popularity comes criticis...
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2 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Confessions of a Millennial Hypochondriac
There are two kinds of people in this world: 1) those of us who act totally fine when we have a health symptom, and 2) those of us who freak out and convince ourselves that we have every illness known to humankind and also probably might die. If Option 2 feels ~familiar~ to you, join us for today's episode as we chat about hypochondria and what it's like to have health anxiety. Starting with the tale of a recent full-scale meltdown involving challah bread, we dig into what kinds of personalit...
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2 months ago
56 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Planes, Trains, and FaceTime Dates: Surviving a Long Distance Relationship
Some of the most daunting words that can be spoken in a relationship: 'let's try long-distance'. In today's listener-requested episode, we're diving into what the heck to do when this happens - and yes, it does also impact the person who is leaving - and how to make sure your relationship lives to tell the tale. We discuss why you need to define 'distance', how to overcome trust issues/insecurities, ways to make requests of your partner without it feeling controlling, and why human interactio...
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3 months ago
1 hour 3 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
The Secret Costs of the Princess Treatment
Ugh, here we go again with another lifestyle trend on social media that got taken way too far and then people absolutely lost the plot! Today, we're dissecting the 'princess treatment', which started as a way to describe being cared for and pampered by your significant other, morphed into a breakdown of what's 'bare minimum' vs. what's 'princess treatment', and then went viral with stories of women refusing to talk to wait staff at restaurants, having their husbands tie their shoes for them, ...
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3 months ago
58 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
The Circle of Life: From Being Given Care to Becoming the Caregiver
Wouldn't it be easy if life came with a manual, just so we could feel like we sort of knew what we were doing? Unfortunately that's...not the case, especially when it comes to the evolution of caregiving. Our parents/guardians care for us when we're young, but it often ends up with us caring for them as they get older. In this listener-requested episode, we discuss this transition and how complicated and confusing it can be. We cover the mix of feelings we may feel during this time, why we ne...
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3 months ago
59 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
So You Want to be Friends with Your Ex...
Why can't we be friends (with our exes)? Well, it turns out you can...maybe. Through tales of exes past and mistakes made along the way, our episode today covers why whether you can be friends with your ex differs from whether you *should* be, the reasons that some people might have a higher success rate than others, and why blocking your ex may not be the right answer. We also discuss how to figure out your motivations for wanting your ex in your life, when maintaining contact becomes ...
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3 months ago
47 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
How Rude: The Disappearance of Civility
Has anyone else noticed that we have, perhaps, lost the plot entirely? The golden rules that we were taught in preschool (treat others the way you want to be treated, lead with kindness, be a good listener, etc. etc.) seem to have gone out the window as most of us have gotten older. Now, we're seeing people yell at others and expect to be listened to, use social media to write terrible comments under the guise of anonymity, and effectively throw tantrums when they don't get their ...
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3 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
The Last Straw: Hangers, Duvets, and Fluorescent Changing Rooms
You've probably heard the saying "The straw that broke the camel's back". We all have our 'last straws'; the things that send us into crash-outs for absolutely no reason at all. We bet you're thinking about yours now! We often never even think twice about them after they're over. Except...what if we told you that there actually *are* reasons they happen, and they can teach you something? Today, using Joyce as a case study, we're discussing ours - from hangers getting stuck in closets to...
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4 months ago
44 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
How to Find Your Voice and Not Alienate People
Unfortunately for literally all of us, there is no manual to figuring out how you feel and being able to communicate it effectively; aside from a select few with the native ability, it's just a skill that takes a whole lot of practice. It's kind of like painting - there are most of us who need to paint by numbers, and a small group who just have a feeling and can create a masterpiece. Well today, we're attempting to help you feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme (Cool Runnings, anyone?) and find yo...
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4 months ago
54 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
Can't Anyone Get Old Anymore?
Laser treatment this, face lift that - can't anyone just get old anymore? Today we're talking all things anti-aging and why the movement to constantly look younger makes it seem like having wrinkles might be the worst thing to happen to a person. We start today's discussion with a brief review of The Princess Bride and the word 'crone', before diving into why aging is normal (and a privilege), how wisdom comes with growing older, why what you look like is only a *fraction* of who ...
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4 months ago
56 minutes

No, You're Not Dying
~iT's $p0okY s3@SoN, w!tChEs!~ Anyway... Join us for a spooktacular episode where we take a trip down memory lane, recapping and reminiscing on our favorite Halloweens from our childhood! We're talking about our first costumes, why we originally thought trick-or-treating was a scam, and our definite opinions on whether you can leave your neighborhood in the pursuit of candy. We're also sharing our thoughts on the micromanagement of the holiday and why we need to bring parades back to schools,...