This week, your besties are back and reveling in the pure nostalgia of 2005, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring an adorably baby-faced Taylor Lautner, alongside Taylor Dooley and a cast that is at least 50% George Lopez. This movie is Zanny fun from start to finish, reminding us to never forget to DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM
This week, your besties are back with a review of Jurassic World. Bryce Dallas Howard (who played Victoria in Twilight) gets her own franchise starring alongside Chris Pratt. Join us as we explore this very fun yet extremely silly and action-packed two-hour ad for Universal Studios theme park.
This week, your besties are back discussing the trailer for the newest reboot of the Superman franchise, although we are both super excited to see Edi Gathegi (who played Laurent in Twilight) once again gracing our screens. We find ourselves wondering… Did anyone actually ask for this movie?
This week, your besties are back discussing Mickey 17, a sci-fi action comedy starring our boy, Robert Pattinson, and directed by Bong Joon-ho. In a far-distant future, where humans can be printed out, but multiples are illegal. What will happen to our boy when there are two of him? What will his girlfriend think? And what, pray tell, is up with that fucking pigeon costume?? This movie was not what we expected...
This week, your girls are back reacting to the trailer for the fifth Jurassic World movie! What we want to know is who on earth asked for this? Although we are unsure about that, this World reboot seems to be starring Scarlett Johansson instead of our lovely Victoria. What happened to Claire and Owen? Do/will we care at all about these new characters? And most important question of all… What happened to Blue??
This week, your besties are back covering the 2025 sci-fi romance Love Me. This movie stars our girl, Kristen Stewart, and is directed by the sibling team Sam and Andy Zucchero. In the far distant future, what will happen when these two AI programs meet and try to form a relationship? What defines a life form, and what defines love? What is mint? … What a stupid buoy and what a sick, masochistic satellite.
This week, your besties are back reacting to this extremely creepy-looking movie from A24. This movie stars Sally Hawkins, who did an incredible job alongside our girl, Kristen Stewart, in Spencer. Who will they be attempting to bring back, and from where? The paranormal overtones in this movie make it look like it will be a fun ride, but most importantly, what will happen to the cat?
This week, your besties are both losing their minds over the adorable CGI creature at the center of this fun-looking movie, the furry blue-faced Ochi seems to be posing some sort of unidentifiable threat to the battalion of children led by Willem Dafoe( what are these adorable creatures? What threat could they possibly pose to anyone, and how will everyone learn to venerate and protect nature at the end?
This week, Nichole and Giu cover The Runaways, a 2010 semi-fictionalized biopic about the formation and early days of the very first all-girl rock band. directed by Floria Sigismondi, starring our girl, Kristen Stewart, and Dakota Fanning as Joan Jett and Cherie Currie. We’ll discuss how fucking cool Joan Jett is and more seriously why kids should stay away from drugs. But most importantly, that girls definitely do not play electric guitar. 😈👩🎤
This week, your besties review the trailer for this Netflix original movie starring Jose Zuniga, who played Mr. Molina the biology teacher in Twilight. We’ll discuss how happy we were to see him still working and how DVDs are practically becoming lost media.
This week, your besties review this very interesting-looking sci-fi adventure movie directed by Joe and Anthony Russo and starring Chris Pratt, who played in the Jurassic World movie alongside Bryce Dallas Howard (a.k.a. Victoria). We discuss how excited we were by the casting in this movie and how we think Chris Pratt was selected specifically to entice us women with his big, charming heart and love of misunderstood creatures is anyone else getting Iron Giant vibes?
This week, your girls react to the trailer of this rather sexy, looking spy, thriller featuring Pierce Brosnan, who starred alongside, our boy, Robert Pattinson in Remember Me. We’ll discuss how refreshing it is to find a movie featuring a couple who actually seem to like each other, and also whether Pierce Brosnan will get to "Bond slap" someone even though he doesn’t appear to be the main spy.
This week, Nichole and Giu discuss the series trailer for Towards Zero, a British series featuring Jack Farthing who previously starred in Spencer alongside our girl Kristen Stewart. We find ourselves wondering if all upper-class British families hate each other, and Nichole decides she is most definitely getting a BritBox subscription.
This week, your besties review the trailer for a new Daredevil TV series featuring Vincent D’Onofrio, who acted alongside Bryce Dallas Howard, (a.k.a. Victoria from Twilight) in Jurassic World... even though neither of us is very familiar with the Daredevil series, Nichole is super excited to see a fellow blind person absolutely kicking ass!
This week, your besties react to The trailer for this very cute-looking movie about a young boy living with multiple disabilities, and how his caring disposition and zest for life bring those around him together, and hopefully show that he is absolutely not made any less or more by his struggles. Directed by John Gunn, this movie also features Peter Facinelli (a.k.a. Carlisle from Twilight!)
Avast ye salty dawgs! This week Nichole and Giu discuss Robert Egger’s 2019 film The Lighthouse, an ultra creepy fictionalization of the Flannan lighthouse mystery. Starring Willem Dafoe, as well as our boy, Robert Pattinson, this starkly atmospheric movie has us both feeling like we are the ones who have been drinking turpentine alone on a rock for weeks! Just remember, whatever you do, don’t piss off the seagulls.
This week, your besties Nichole and Giu review the trailer for Love Hurts, directed by Jonathan Eusebiothis and featuring actor Ke Huy Quan, who plays alongside Cam Gigandet (who played James in the Twilight movie!) This movie is about Marvin Gable, not Marvin Gaye, although this realtor and his girlfriend seem to know a lot of funky kung fu!
And we’re back with another K-Stu movie! This time Nichole and Giu are both very excited by the idea of this post-apocalyptic love story between a buoy and a satellite played respectively by our girl, Kristen Stewart, and Steven Yeun, and directed by the Zuchero Brothers. What will these two AI-based personalities, learn about love and the human condition when the Earth itself is devoid of humanity? And how much will this movie make Nichole cry?!
In this minisode trailer review your besties enthuse about the possibility of a Goth Mary Jane and appreciate the aesthetics of yet another Spider-Man show. Vincent D’Onofrio, who starred alongside Bryce Dallas Howard in Jurassic World, voices the villainous kingpin this animated show looks super fun and at the very least will be an excellent inspiration for cosplayers!