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NeverMind the Shitcoins
Benjamin Bateman
72 episodes
4 days ago
The world’s first topical blockchain, bitcoin and altcoin panel quiz show. All opinions expressed within are intended as satire, and should not be taken as financial advice. Unless you really want to, in which case we can’t really do anything about your poor choices, can we?
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The world’s first topical blockchain, bitcoin and altcoin panel quiz show. All opinions expressed within are intended as satire, and should not be taken as financial advice. Unless you really want to, in which case we can’t really do anything about your poor choices, can we?
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NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM the scores, In JP Morgan we trust!

More #cryptonews and fun than you can shake an #nft stick at! #bitcoinnews #blockchaintechnology #defi #cryptocurrency

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3 years ago
6 minutes 14 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM Same-Sex Weddings for Russians (on Blockchain, Via Utah)

Rights for LGBTQ individuals in Russia today are all but non-existent, so the very idea of same-sex marriage in a Putin regime seems ludicrous. Yet, to start this heart-warming piece on an all too appropriate cliche, love finds a way.  #cryptonews #lgbtq #blockchaintechnology #utah #russia #samesexmarriage #samesexmarriage

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3 years ago
7 minutes 54 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM the NFT Nostalgia Hype, who is #brownbackpackguy?

Think you know the #cryptonews? Well step right up and take your shot at the toughest quiz in all of #bitcoin #shitcoin and maybe they might #pumpit coin history!


#pixelmon #jollycake #cryptonews #xrp #sec #terraluna #dokwon #devcon #southafrica

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3 years ago
10 minutes 13 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM the Sushi Swap Horse Play!

Welcome back to the biggest and best weekly #cryptocurrencynews game show in the world, NeverMind the #Shitcoins, Live from #Tulum Crypto Club! There were a couple of technical hiccups this week (Ben is a drunk and a liability), so apologies (from Ben) for the lack of introductions, but he promises to do better next week. We think we believe him this time? 

Which so called decentralised so called #blockchain was ‘temporarily paused’ this week and whyyyy?

Why have #Solana definitely fans been a bit ‘fruity’ again this week?

The #SEC have been monkeying around with #NFT holders hearts again. What’s good old Gary #Genslar been doing this week though?

why should the CEO of well known #DEX, #SUSHI Swap, have said neigh to his bizarre urges this week?!

Why should everyone in #Mexico support senator Indira Kempis?


Plus we've got the picture round, and more bad puns than you can throw a Crag Wright law suit at. Subscribe and like while you're here, it helps Ben get out of bed in the morning! 

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3 years ago
8 minutes 22 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM the Sim Swap Hacks

Sim card swap hacks are an all too common and devastating social engineering attack, both inside and outside of the crypto space. But what exactly is a sim swap hack, how do they work, and what can you do to avoid falling victim to a hack? Join Ben as he finds out with Will Rose of Efani, a project actively protecting their clients from such network carrier incidents on a daily basis.  #blockchaintechnology #simswap #2fa

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3 years ago
6 minutes 43 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM Genslar + the SEC! Where's my BTC Big Mac!?

Live from Tulum Crypto Club, Ben's back with another quickfire round of kooky #cryptonews questions to test your #bitcoin #nft #web3 #defi knowledge! We're the best #cryptoquizshow in the world, because we're the only #crypto quiz show in the world!  How is the prime-minister of Japan trying to improv e his crypto cred?   Why are crypto fans lovin’ the small Swiss town of Lugano?  Kim Kardshian was ordered to pay $1.26m for shilling Ethereum Maxx, but what should a 'savvy' degenerate investor have done straight away?   How much did Hollywood action wanna be Steven Seagal get fined for promoting Bitcoiinn 2 Gen, earlier this year?  Gary Genslar, isn’t the only Gary making headlines this week. Who is Gary Harmon, and how did he make US intelligence agents look very dumb recently?   If you can answer all these questions without googling or watchign the show, then maybe you need to get out a little more! But you should still watch along because we've also got out extra awesome picture round to test you!    Stay up to date and have a bit of a laugh doing it! Subscribe + Like to never miss a show!

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3 years ago
9 minutes 1 second

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM the Profanity, where's the $160m!?

Nevermind the Shitcoins, live from Tulum Crypto club!!   How was Profanity the cause of Crypto market maker, WinterMule’s $160m hack this week?  What need result do the team behind 2019 ICO disaster #Sparkster, think burning their tokens will have for holders?  Name the rapping crypto influencer who's in trouble with the SEC over the Sparkster shenanigans!  How much do Colarado residents have to pay, to pay their taxes in crypto?  And what caused #ethereum to tank after the merge?  Plus our ever awesome picture round!!   Get all the craziest #cryptonews  you could ever need in just 9 minutes, and maybe have a giggle or two along the way. If that's your thing?

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3 years ago
9 minutes 8 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM Vitalik's Big D: Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

Welcome to the biggest, best, and only crypto news quiz in the worrrrrllllddd!   Have you been paying attention to the #cryptocurrency news and events this week? Test yourself and join us as we find out how many Bitcoin, Blockchain and Altcoin market news quiz questions can Ben fit into a 10 minute show, try to decipher to complex scoring system implemented, and then there's even a picture round, because pictures are fun, right?   How might the role of NPCs be cheaply filled in future #GameFi platforms?  While the price action of the crypto market might not be making many people smile this week, there has been a rather impressive #newath  achieved. What was it?   Vitalik will have to control his thoughts today as the biiiiggg moment arrives later. But what are we waiting for and when will it arrive… probably…?  D’OH Kwon and his Merry men might be seeing justice soon as South Korean officials have issued warrants for their arrest today. To the nearest billion, how much in damages are they reported responsible for?   Which big name coffee franchise plan to take their customers on a journey through the blockchain later this year?   W/ Ben Bateman, keeping scores, Maren. Our captains Eugene and Francesca and guests this week, Steph, Christian, Yogi, Aaron, Anthony, and the mysterious Ryan. And huge thanks to Vivian for filming as well! It takes a village to maker a podcast!   Subscribe and like for more weird and whacky blockchain and future tech news, quizzes and interviews, or fomo away., Your choice.

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3 years ago
8 minutes 25 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVM the Tornado Cash/Solana GitHib Attacks

The GitHub Solana Tornado Cash Dilemma: An interview with GOSH Lead Developer Mitja Goroshevsky  

Ben sits down with Mitja and gets the complete rundown on exactly what happened at GitHub, why Solana users were so badly affected by the attacks and censorship issues as seen by Tornado Cash, and what the software supply chain is and how can it be protected frol;vm future incidents like these!  It's a lot to learn in under 20 mins!   #github #solana #tornandocash #GOSH #decentralization

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3 years ago
17 minutes 56 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVMTS Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

The silliest cryptocurrency news quiz returns in an all new live format, with thanks to the amazing Tulum Crypto Club community!

In our first show back, we ask... 

Why did the new NFT collection from Rug Pull Finder, a non-fungible token watchdog focused on identifying Web3-based fraud, look a little threadbare after their mint last week?

A dev working on, OptiFi, a deft protocol on Solana, recently made a bit of CTRL ALT FCK UP. What did he do?

Who or what is Bella Trix, and why has she put a smile on Vitalik's face… ?

Russian Punk rock Pariahs, Pussy Riot, have teamed up with an unlikely legend this week to launch an NFT Collection. Who are they working with?

1 year ago, Nayib Bukele adopted Bitcoin as legal tender in El Salvador, but,  how does the country utilise its natural resources to mine BTC?

And who is the big name celebrity from the crypto news behind our picture round this week!? 

Hosted by the 48th best crypto podcast host in the world, Benjamin Bateman, this weeks line up includes: 

Future decentralised equity and blockchain based real estate mogul, podcaster, and all round glamorous assistant, Laura Hendic.

Founder of the @morewomenincrypto movement, host of the Tulum Crypto club, and (much much) more, Francesca Martina.

Founder of DeVote, financial analyst and decentralised solutions expert, Eugene Morozov. 

Stand up comedian, NFT degen, and crypto thought leader, Shiney D. 

Private Director for web3 projects, NFT Potato fan and awesome content creator extraordinaire, JustinWeb3.  

Curator, creator, mentor and advocate for decentralized communities, Steph Ferrera.

Creator and owner of NFT Boutique, start-up advisor, and Crypto cool cat, Sandra Ponce de Leon.

And author, world's youngest Swami, and spiritual growth expert, Vishnu Swami! 



#Bitcoin #altcoins #cryptoqui9z #cryptonews #nftnews #cryptobanter #ethereum #solana #web3 #defi #shitcoins #nvmts #memecoins #dogecoin #spartacats #shibainu 

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3 years ago
9 minutes 53 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
Nevermind the Bad Crypto Podcast!

The final EVER episode of Nevermind the #Shitcoins, and what a way to finish up! Ben gets blushingly bullied by his crypto podcasting heroes,  Anastasia gets to look organised and in control, and Joel Comm and Travis Wright get to awkwardly face off head to head to find out who knows the most about the wacky world of #shitcoin, #bitcoin, #NFTs and everything in between!  What is 'Duck Butter?' How much would you s*** a d*** for!? And some Defi/crypto type stuff as well!

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3 years ago
35 minutes 50 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
It's #N2BN (nice to be nice!) a very adventurous pilot

Hi I’m Ricky ben bob sunderland crypto clem bateman Fitz) and you’ve stumbled onto the weirdest most funnest thing on youtube you never knew you wanted to watch today!   Coming up, we have…     REM - man on the moon - a very personal cover    A serious moment about mental health in the crypto industry   Ben’s Joke, Fact and Book of the Day   Why Ben only has 1 favorite Crypto EVER for all time (probly anyway!) and now assumes he has a paycheque for life so long as he very very loosely behaves from now on and promises to be nice to EVERYONE (yes Boss!)    Lots of segues, outtakes N maybe some other stuff because the man, the myth, the legend, Alexander Filatov has granted this beautiful idiot FULL CREATIVE FREEDOM (as long as I'm nice!!))... yay!!!!!  If you’re silly or bored enough to hang around, we’re gonna have a lot of fun because….    It’s Nice to be Nice!!!! (ECHOOOOOOOO!!!!)   #entertainment #mentalhealth #n2bn #cryptocurrency #everscale #guitarcovers #listenable

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3 years ago
19 minutes 9 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
the shitcoin rumour mill return to some form of normality: more do kwon, Ever lists on KuCoin + more!

Title says it all really but apparently hash tagging naturally like a vicadent popping house wife pretending to be half her age is okay and 'fun, ben, so just lighten up' how do you even spell vicadent? who cares, bet no one reads this blurb anyway. first person who isn't on the team to contact me personally and say 'wtf was that blurb all about ben!?' i dunno, i'll give you 500 Ever, just for funsies... only one, and you need to be a real person... 

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3 years ago
9 minutes 1 second

NeverMind the Shitcoins
The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: Terra-fying second coming of Terra!

Slightly delayed but still packed full of all the #bitcoin #altcoin and #crypto market news and gossip you need to hear, NOW! Before it's too late! Do it!!!

1: Terra 2.0 listing

2: JP Morgan with its private blockchain

3: China’s lottery, hotel booking for NFTs, OnlyFans NFT Platform

4: Eugene’s brilliant market analysis with the top cryptocurrencies as for the past week

5. Tether’s stablecoin, New Luna token’s airdropping and mooooooore

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3 years ago
11 minutes 54 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
So BAD, it's the best EVER Shitcoin Rumour Mill! Exclusives, Gossip n much more amigos!

Hey hey #Bitcoin #Shitcoin and nifty #NFT nosey parkers! Today, has been a day, as they say! But we have more breaking rumours and gossip for you to speculate and scratch your curious chins over than ever before folks...   Terra 2.0 DATES + TIMES confirmed! BTC Decoupling Coin price analysis (not from Ben!) Crypto celebrity influencer naming ands shaming! (BIG SHAME ON A BIG NAME!) Bitcoin Jesus is back, maybe...?   + The continuing Gonzo journey of Ben's ensuing madness and mid life crisis unfolding.   If you're BAD and you know it HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!   And be a darling, be a buddy, be a free.... leave a comment telling Ben he's doing good and it'll all be alright! We're not sure he wants to here it, but he probably needs to!

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3 years ago
12 minutes 43 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: Let's all go to Lisbon! + Ever Updates, Luna Lunatics at it again, Vitalik speaks on the Soul, barking mad Dogami party, + more

Think we jammed it all in the title folks, but no cosplay craziness today, just Ben rambling to himself like he does best, as he brings you everything you could want to know from the day's #cryptonews and more....!

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3 years ago
12 minutes 43 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
#CryptoRumours #CryptoGossip #CryptoNews Gamestop Web3 Everpoint Meetup! Sparkster ICO scam wallets Active!? The Shitcoin Rumour Mill!

The hottest #CryptoRumours #CryptoGossip and #CryptoNews in under 5 mins you'll find today!  

Hi, I’m Ben Bob, and welcome to Fun with Crypto, with me, Ben Bob!  Now, we’re gonna have a lot of fun today, looking at some crypto headlines and gossip, and whether you’re looking for your next big shitcoin, or you’re just sitting back, all comfy in your armchair and watching along with the fun, remember, this isn’t financial advices….   

  So we’re gonna start by spreading the greens, as we look at the charts… oh, well now that can’t be right… it’s all red…   Well in more pleasant warm yellla tones… it seems our friends gamestop are getting their pretty little fingers into the web3 wallet pie… following Robinhood as well, ain;t that nice, apparently GameStop launched a self-custodial Ethereum wallet in beta mode  

Wwell, we need a little bleuy in there too now, so let’s see here, over the past weekend the Sparkster wallets from the 2018 ICO scam became active for the first time in ~3 years swapping 14,200 ETH for $22.7m USDC across 5 wallets.   

And how’;s about some purple to add some real pleasant playfulness to the picture here, as well as keeping Ben’s employers happy, the Everscale Everpoint Bali meetup was covered in the Bloomberg… they all had a good time, that’s for sure, so check the article to learn more ya’ll…   

And why not complete the pic with some dirty old muddy Do Kwon goodness to fill in the blanks here… seems that Luna jumped 40% today, but even after he gave the people lotsa reassuring words about burn addresses, they’re still launching the class action law suits. We can only hope everyone finds a way to get along now can;t we…   

And here’s a happy little bright pink smile, apparently 12% of US people, like me, used crypto to buy something last year. I know I had a good time! 

And shoot…. We got a finished show. If you prefer me to Ben or Hunter, who weirdly I happened to be very good friends with in real actual life… then leave a little like and maybe even a comment, so I know you had a good time…. Bye now…

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3 years ago
5 minutes 49 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
Never Mind the Rumour Mill: Guest Host edition, 20th May

If you thought Ben talked too fast...

Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed #BTC, #ETH and #ALT coin news, insights, and opinions podcast #EVER! Every Monday Wed and Friday! Usually, with Ben and Anastasia.... but today, umm, Hunter.... ? (are you okay Ben?)

Whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment  NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE


Sort of a script...

A - 'its Friday the 20th of May, and he won't tell me why, but Ben's told me to have the day off. I'll see you all on Monday, and I apologise for whatever comes next!"

Ben checked out

hippy loser!!!!

So you gots me instead see…

right, what is this all about… gossip… magical internet money….

Well….

HERE GOES EVERYTHING

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Business Insider and Henry Blodget Goes After @elonmusk. No ones friend, Dave Protney…. Says the article was soooo fuckign flimsy they had

NO interest in the truth!

Sexual assault charges… great start to the show…

THANKS, DAVE!

Open sea have blocked the sale of a Bored APe, suspecting it to be contaminated with Monkey Pox…

Terra Luna 2.0 - It’s happening… but

Don’t do it. End of story.

Fancy pants watchmakers Tag Huer accept shitcoin Shib.

US households

USA USA USA!!!!

Own ⅓ of all the cryptos out there, the greedy capitalist scum…

LEARN TO SHARE MURICA!

But don;t share your shjitty Miami coin, which down

90%!

No source on this made up nonsense, but nonetheless…

DO KWONNNNNNN apppparently sold most of the major Terra Labs assets 2 days before LUNA and UST imploded…

AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY THIS!?

DOGE founder,

Billy Markus….

HAs been labelled DOGE-Y

Seriously? WHo the FUCK writes this shit?

(Off screen - JUST FUCKING READ THE LINES YOU ASSHOLE!)

Billy MARKUS has been labelled, Dodgy

(DRUM DRUM CYMBAL)

By Doge holders as he comes out as being a cat person, and that Doge was only meant for tipping pet food delivery drivers..,..

Mmmmmkkkkkaaaayyyyyy thennnnnnnj

OUTRO

That’s your lot. Get lost.

A - Please remember, as virtually famous as we are, we’re not yoru financial advisors. And if you enjoyed the show, subscribe and like the video, because I said so.

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3 years ago
5 minutes 45 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NVMTS Rumour Mill: May 18th 22

There are 5000 characters of SEO fulfilling goodness here, apparently, why not use them? Here't the unedited loose show notes we used for tonight:

B - Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday! I’m Ben

A - And I’m Anastasia!

B - And whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment

TOGETHER- NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

B - Coming up in under ten mins, I PROMISE UNDER 10 mins today…

1: A lesson on BTC dominance and potential bear-market plays

2: Decentralized GIT AMA, why own chain!? (Best week EVER, for EVER?) Legendary Fline King Memecoin launches

3: Russia to legalise crypto, how will the rest of world react?

4: More What’s going on w/ DO Kwon (?)

5. A new Web3 competitor to MEtamask?!

5: Airdrops, Advice on not getting REKT, Ben’s bad jokes + Moreeeeee!

Anastasia's Big Updates

B - Hey hey, how the devil are you feeling on this Wednesday the 18th of May…

A- ??

B Well, what ya waiting for… you know what we’re herte for…

A -

American digital asset manager Grayscale Investments has announced the launch of the first exchange-traded fund (ETF) in Europe.

Robinhood will develop their own Web3-wallet till the end of the year.

The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has given cryptocurrencies the status of securities.

Sam Bankman-Fried (FTX exchange) agrees that stablecoins need an audit to "protect consumers and bring clarity to the industry"

Ledger is about to launch a browser extension that will allow users to connect their wallets to Web 3 applications.

Dubai Museum of Future NFT metaverse show!



Edmund McCormack - Ed-u-cational shizzle!

(FREE FLOW) TALK ABOUT BTC DOMINANCE AND CURRENT. MARKET LIQUIDTY


Breaking Crypto Gossip (any other stories?)

B - Quick as i can then, cause frankly, im bored of saying the dudes name now, What’s going on DO Kwon…

The collapse of Terra forced the G7 to urgently discuss a new peg of cryptocurrencies. Debate takes place on this earth

Unscheduled inspections of crypto exchanges have begun in South Korea, according to Yonhap. The purpose of which is to protect investors from repeating what happened with TerraUSD (UST) and its managing token LUNA.

NEAR stable coin depges?

TERRALABS legal team resign!?!

UST goes up, wtf!?

Luna community vote against a HARD FORK!!!!

A- And this is huge news I’ve found, the Russian head of Ministry of Industry and Trade announced that they will legalise cryptocurrency.

B - This comes as great to news for those for censorship resistance, but might adversely affect things as the move provokes attempts to censor…

B- Moving away from the heavy stuff, Oh my GOSH have people got questions about… GOSH… And more questions still remain… Well, why not quote Everscale telegram chat community funny man… Rollie… summarizing our friendly neighborhood Mitja…

A - - why separate blockchain?

- because not possible on everscale

- but why separate blockchain?

- BEEP!

- will you focus on goshnstead of everscale?

-  Beep!

B - Alrgithy then… I guess we’ll have to watch the AMA ourselves, aye….

AIRDROP Of the Dayyyyy

Little different today.. I want to talk about the potential metamask airdrop, which it seems is still being whispered about on the grapevine

HOWEVER….! (LOUD AND CLEAR, make the listener jump a little!)
Rumours like this are where the scammers and con artists ‘butter their bread’ so DO NOT, under any circumstance, reply to any emails or unofficial correspondence, as it may not ever happen…!



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3 years ago
14 minutes 11 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
NeverMind Buy the Rumours: NVMTRM Monday 16th May!

Want to stay ahead of the #cryptonews? Well... Coming up in the next 10 (ish) minutes…. We’ve got….   Justin Sun, Cz #Binance, #Coinbase lawsuit, #Arbitrage opportunities, #BTC dominance, #FundingRates and what they mean, #DigitalEuros, what's goin on With #DoKwon, #SpotifyNFTs enter the NFT spacerace!? 

Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday!

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3 years ago
14 minutes 28 seconds

NeverMind the Shitcoins
The world’s first topical blockchain, bitcoin and altcoin panel quiz show. All opinions expressed within are intended as satire, and should not be taken as financial advice. Unless you really want to, in which case we can’t really do anything about your poor choices, can we?