Kate and Vaya recap the hot mess of dirty dog Sarge pretending he can just not mention he had a whole girlfriend and opt back into his marriage; HoHo has choices but makes the wrong one; and we are days away from the affair outing and we are HANGING FOR IT. In the meantime, we don't have time for Colton at this juncture.

CJ, Kate and Vaya continue to be bamboozled by the HoRod affair, but are enjoying the revolving door of characters and herald the arrival of Gary Sweet! Plus New Elle wants to be a Real Journalist at something called The Daily Monster, which sounds like it's NSFW.

CJ, Kate and Vaya have one item on the agenda: the HoRod affair.

CJ and Vaya recap the repercussions from Sarge and Holly's roll in the hay; Aaron decides to abandon his daughter; and Kuze give the Blue Box another go. Also Vaya went to a clearance sale at Neighbours and does a bit of Tell and Tell about her loot.

Kate and Vaya recap Annalise Hartman's return to Erinsborough from Lassiters Manchester; Dr Ma's selective amnesia; and the Sarge and Holly thirsting for each other because there are no other available characters.

CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Darcy's downfall from his dastardly deeds, the Sarge finding his family and losing his sense of judgement, Sonny Manhattan's jig is up, Aaron's lovelife with a side of nude yoga, and Erinsborough gains a new GIRL Shitbag!

CJ, Kate and Vaya recap the Self-Defence Yogilates showdown in the shed; Paul's paternity pickle at the penthouse; and Darcy's dastardly deeds do a dame in at the Dandenongs.

CJ, Vaya and Sarah recap Wendy's big whinge-fest, justice for Death Knellyfish, Mother's Day shenanigans, and Trevor's day in a crate.

CJ, Kate and Vaya recap the invesigation into the Seb whodunnit, the missing Lassiters linens, and a truly bonkers bejewelled Ceramic Pig.

CJ, Kate and Vaya (with a bonanza of Brett's Bitts at the end!) recap the set-up and payoff that is the Neighbours 40th anniversary episodes! Krista chooses infidelity over intoxication then boats down the aisle anyway, Nellyfish's Story of Erinsborough art exhibition takes us down memory lane by airing all her neighbours' dirty laundry, Chelsea's back with a tiny adorable baby bombshell, and a cheeky molotov cocktail sends the garage - and Byron and Sadie'a relationship - up in flames... This episode is dedicated to Thomas McNab.

CJ, Kate and Vaya are back together to react to the re-cancellation of Neighbours, the 40th anniversary tour that Kate attended in London, plus actual Erinsborough happenings like Krista borrowing Fallon's faux wedding dress, more roofie hijinks, and Jane's lover Clint working long and hard during the cost of living crisis.

CJ and Vaya meet Krista the Sista's Other Sister, Fallon, not felon. Leo is as incompetent in business as always; Jane has taken a lover and Eirini definitely rises; Uncle Taye moves in with the Varga-Murphys to continue encouraging underage drinking; and The Little Roofie That Could nearly takes out Aaron.

CJ, Kate and Vaya are reunited for 2025 and recap Neighbours goings-on including the fallout from Erinsborough Lights Up, Sebastian trying to break up Leo and Krista, Uncle Taye causing mischief at the Varga-Murphys, the anniversary of David's death and a new gang is on the scene. We dedicate this episode to our friend Sam Mazur, best known to us as Sammynopants. Vale.

Vaya and Legal Eagle Bec recap the first fortnight of 2025 on Ramsay Street! There's French kissing, French pastries, a bride-to-be peacing out of the world's most pathetic engagement party, and a supervillain getting bogged down in the minutiae of her event-planning job while she's trying to frame her employee for her brother's death! Plus G-Glip!

Kate, Vaya and Sarah Jones recap the festive season on Ramsay Street! Paul and Terage get caught in a fan fiction episode; Nicolette entices Yaz into bed after some sexy Christmas Carol Karaoke; Leo pops the question to Krista, and Trevor ruins Christmas.

CJ, Kate and Vaya have been recapping Neighbours for 300 episodes!! Thank you for being part of the journey with us. This is just a bog-standard ep for us: classic pod squad in the PirateNet Studios, hold the trimmings. But "that hack podcaster" is back and kicking sponsorship goals; Toadie frees Nellyfish from Colac; Terage has an Emotional Suport Hotel Executive; and we meet Sister of Croc Chow!

Kate and Vaya recap Hellfire Holly's reputation dragged through the mud by irresponsible podcasters; Our Melanie leaves Erinsborough to shack up with Slick Vic Stone; and Leo accidentally runs his business into the ground again because of a succulent caviar bar.

CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Terage's walk of shame, Uncle Felix getting booted out of the 'Borough, the arrival of Max Ramsay II, and The First Izzys Club convening to trade lovelorn war stories and piss off Susan.

CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Terage's fall from the wagon, Uncle Felix's rise above expectations, and the Boylesque show that left us wanting.

CJ, Kate and Vaya have been recapping Neighbours for TEN YEARS!! We love you for listening! Also Toadfish Rebecchi left for Colac and we felt nothing. Haz and Mackenzie left and we felt rage. And we got a little cheeky seige to finish the week off on a high! Episodes 9109 to 9119 recapped in the PirateNet Studios.