This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?

ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.

PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

Thanks for listening x

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Producer: Magda Cassidy

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This week, things get SAUCY as Jamie and Sophie dial up the heat and try phone s*x for the very first time! Expect clumsy dirty talk, questionable role play, dodgy accents - and Sophie seriously considering divorce. 📞💦

Plus, Sophie CRIES over Jamie’s freshly bleached hair, and reveals which band she wants performing live on the labour ward while she gives birth. 

ALSO, the couple accidentally crash a nightclub, Sophie is STILL constipated, and Jamie quizzes her on what “s*x-adjacent” activities she’d be up for during pregnancy… leading to a shocking confession that might just be their wildest yet. 👀

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

Thanks for listening x

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Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom — and the occasional reality check. 

From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the A–Z of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage — but will Jamie’s enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophie’s derrière? 🍑 Brace yourselves... it’s about to get weird. 

ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions they’ll try next time they do the deed. 👀 

OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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And say Cooey to Producer Ewie! https://www.tiktok.com/@cooeyewie

Thanks for listening x

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Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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Jamie straps on a baby bump for a day to TRY and understand Sophie’s struggle, but Sophie is NOT impressed. Meanwhile, Sophie decides she is going to pack her bags and live in SILENCE. 

And just when you thought things couldn’t get wilder, Sophie and Jamie decide it’s time to spice things up and maybe try out swinging!

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk,

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Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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In this special bonus episode, we shake things up with a Speed Dating Special! Jamie and Sophie are joined by some very special guests, all on the hunt for love.

You’ll get a sneak peak into these REAL first dates, with fun first impressions, and LOTS of unexpected moments. Will sparks fly or will it all…flop?

Sophie and Jamie share their words of wisdom when it comes to navigating the dating scene. Is being too sweet a dealbreaker? Have the NearlyParents met a new family member?! And has Sophie stumbled across a brand-new love herself?

This episode is sponsored by Audible.

Thanks for listening x

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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Jamie is MORTIFIED when he discovers that Sophie has revealed his private parts…to the WHOLE country. But the big questions is...will Jamie start an OnlyFans? 👀

After Sophie apologises, she's horrified when she discovers just how big the baby's head could be. And she REVEALS all of her wildest pregnancy cravings.

PLUS, the couple do a deep dive on their biggest icks. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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This Week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie are joined by the INCREDIBLE Katherine Ryan.

Katherine is brutally honest about what Jamie and Sophie have to look forward to in their parenting journey. From sleepless nights to the changing colour of her vulva, Katherine ‘s revelations TERRIFY Jamie and Sophie. 😨

Katherine also shares her connection to Rihanna and shares top tips for navigating a relationship while raising a small child.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Listen to Katherine’s new show, Write Me Dirty, where two comedians write FILTHY fiction about each other. OUT NOW!

Thanks for watching x

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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The living legend herself, Leona Lewis, joins Jamie and Sophie for a seriously unfiltered chat about the highs and lows of parenting. From the realities of post-baby s*x to the chaos of touring with a toddler, Leona gives them the lowdown on parenting behind the scenes.

She also teases brand new music, and puts Jamie through his paces with a surprise singing lesson! Will he finally manage to stay in key? (Spoiler: probably not…)

PLUS, Sophie gets brutally honest about her latest pregnancy symptoms — including some nipple-related trauma, a full-blown vampire obsession, and a very real fear that she might have a tapeworm thanks to her wild cravings… 🪱

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Thanks for listening x

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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Things get off to a chaotic start this week when Sophie and Jamie press record straight after a massive row…😬

Once they stop bickering, the couple give a heartfelt update on their pregnancy journey, opening up about the rollercoaster of feelings that come with preparing to become parents. From big decisions about the birth — like whether Jamie will cut the umbilical cord — to Sophie’s surprising plans for her placenta (spoiler: you’ll never look at a jellyfish the same way again).

ALSO, they debrief on their night at the Oasis concert — where Sophie apparently wanted to kiss every single guy in the crowd, and they somehow managed to miss Wonderwall!? 💋

PLUS, we get a sex update… and it’s not looking good for Jamie! ❌💦

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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This week on NearlyParents, Sophie’s BACK – and pregnancy is doing the most. From rotting her teeth to horror film cravings, she’s got updates that’ll make you laugh as well as wince. She opens up about the ups and downs of pregnancy, including EXPANDING bones (RIP bras).

We’re getting deep into the pregnancy dream world – including Sophie giving birth to a fully grown 8-year-old?! And Jamie consistently dreaming she dumps him. 

You also don’t want to miss Sophie and Jamie’s heavenly vocals in the Lullaby game…

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Ceyda Uzun

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This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined again by his lovely Mum, Penny - and this time, it gets a LOT juicier. They chat about Penny’s dating escapades, whether you should have affairs with your boss, and the answer to heartbreak - flying to another country, obviously.

Penny also spills all on dating app profiles, the scarier moments of parenting and intimacy during pregnancy.

PLUS, you do NOT want to miss Penny taking on ‘Mother Knows Best’ - where she shows how much she REALLY knows about Jamie’s antics - as well as some hilarious Dictionary Corner moments.

We LOVED hearing your crazy listeners messages, so please do send them over! Email us at nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Ceyda Uzun

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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Romance? We barely have time to shower.

But if you love something a little exciting and titillating in your ears, then you’re going to love Write Me Dirty—the hilariously unfiltered podcast where celebrities take on absurd erotica prompts and go head-to-head with their own spicy imagination.

Hosted by the fabulous Katherine Ryan, it’s chaotic, cheeky, and genuinely LOL-funny. We have a surprise for our lovely NearlyParents listeners with a 10 minute clip of this amazing new podcast.

No parenting tips here—just pure, NSFW escapism. You’ve earned it. Enjoy.

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This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined by someone VERY special… his mum! 💕

From talking Jamie’s CONCEPTION to revealing what Jamie was like as a kid, it’s a full-on, emotional, and hilarious deep dive into what parenthood really looks like - from both sides.

Jamie gets a crash course in childbirth (C-sections, epidurals, and the moment ALL dignity goes out the window), while his mum dishes out advice on how to actually be a supportive birth partner.

PLUS…you don’t want to miss Jamie’s mum getting flustered in dictionary corner, or Jamie figuring out how to change a nappy!

We LOVED hearing your wild voice notes and stories, so keep them coming!

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Producer: Helen Burke

Assistant Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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This week, Sophie is absolutely FUMING with Jamie after he tells a lie which sends her over the edge!

Sophie spills the tea on Jamie’s antics after attending a friend’s wedding together, PLUS things take a WILD turn when the couple dive into some vaginal massage techniques, after Sophie reveals her fear of tearing from V-to-A… 😱

ALSO, Sophie challenges Jamie to see how quickly he can build a cot… but are his DIY skills a turn-on?! 🔧🔥

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973

And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!

Thanks for listening x

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Credits

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Helen Burke

Assistant Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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This week on NearlyParents, Sophie has been struggling with the second trimester and has absolutely NO sympathy for Jamie’s moaning. PLUS, the couple spill the tea on a VERY exciting announcement and we FINALLY get a juicy s*x update. 

Jamie and Sophie also share some sad news about Granny Scotland ❤

We LOVED this week’s listeners messages and voice notes so please do keep sending them all into nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Thanks for listening x

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Helen Burke

Assistant Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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This week on NearlyParents, Sophie and Jamie talk about their recent visit to Buckingham Palace and REVEAL ALL on an awkward Royal encounter. PLUS, we get a s*x update and our NearlyParents have finally moved in to their new home (sort of!) 🏠

Sophie and Jamie are also put to the test with some WILD pregnancy cravings.

We ADORE hearing your listener messages and voicenotes, so please keep sending them all into nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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This week on NearlyParents, Sophie and Jamie talk antenatal classes, holistic pregnancy tips and their house renovation is NEARLY complete.

ALSO, we put Sophie and Jamie to the test to see who is smarter – who will come out on top?!

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973

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Assistant Producer: Magda Cassidy

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This week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie have hit the headlines! They REVEAL all on the story behind their slight tiff.

The couple also talk unexpected emotional reactions to Beyoncé, Jamie defends himself against Botox rumours and we get a house reno update. PLUS, Sophie quizzes Jamie on pregnancy-related terms to try and get him ready for fatherhood.

And OF COURSE, we read out some of our much-loved listener messages. We love receiving these, so keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973

Thanks for listening x

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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This week on NearlyParents, things are heating up… but not in the bedroom! Jamie and Sophie spill the tea on their dry spell since getting pregnant, and Sophie is not mad about it! ❌🍆

The couple debrief on their trip to Mallorca for Sophie's friend's wedding, and Jamie makes a REVOLTING holiday confession. PLUS, Sophie tells us a childhood secret, and reveals some of Jamie's most questionable boomer behaviour. 🤫

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973

Thanks for listening x

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The cat is officially out of the bag – We are expecting… a baby! 🍼

After a short break, we are back with NearlyParents – and we're kicking things off with our biggest announcement yet.

In this very special first episode, Jamie and Sophie share the moment they found out they were expecting, what the journey to pregnancy has been like so far, and how they’re feeling as they step into this brand new chapter.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973

Thanks for listening x

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Jemima Rathbone

Assistant Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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